I just checked my views for this story, and *clears throat* IT'S OVER FOUR THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!

...Yeah, it doesn't sound nearly as epic. Problem with my veiws is that the first chapter has over 900 views. The ones after that are just BARELY rising to 300, which is kind of a downer. Oh, well.

Chapter 30:The Endless Dimension

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"...Now I just feel insulted,"G&W muttered. The world was unlike anything they had ever seen. It was a GIGANTIC messed up building with everything in the wrong place. Stairs pointed in every possible direction; some sticking out of the ceiling and going into different walls. On the floor in front of them was an upside down chandellier. On the wall to their left, literally on it, there was a coffee table and a sofa with its back facing the floor. Across the table from it was a television with nothing but static. Above their heads, marble columns were hanging from the ceiling.

"This place is very...unique,"NiGHTS said, trying to find the right word.

"Not the word I'd use, but..."G&W said. He shrugged."Yeah, let's just go with that."

"TV,"Leon muttered, walking under the spot where the TV was and looking up at it. As he stared at it, he tilted his head and drooled."I love this show..."The other two looked at each other and shrugged. They walked/floated over to him and looked up at it.

"And...uh, what exactly are we watching?"G&W asked.

"The static channel. Duh,"Leon said, rolling his eyes. NiGHTS laughed a bit while G&W shook his head."Oh, Mr. Blink's about to deliver the punch line!"After a pause, he burst into a laughing fit."That timing was SO perfect! AH HA HA HA!"

"What I wouldn't give to enjoy the bliss you're mind stirs in for just a day,"G&W said in a saddened tone, mostly to himself.

"What was that, Game and Watch?"NiGHTS asked curiously, looking at the 2-D warrior. He shook his head.

"Nothing, just rambling,"he said, but NiGHTS could tell from his tone that something was definitely bothering him, though she didn't press it further. Leon turned his attention away from the screen after his laughing fit subsided.

"So, what do we do?"he asked.

"That's a good question,"NiGHTS said, looking around."I wouldn't want to split up in this place. We'd never find each other."

"Well, we won't get anything done standing around,"G&W said. Leon looked at the closest door near them, then walked up to it, the others following him closely.

"Let's see what's behind door number 1!"he said like a game show host, opening the door. They walked into what looked like a large library, and NiGHTS seemed a bit disappointed at the place. Libraries were rather boring, in her mind. G&W, however, was looking around with plenty of interest.

"I could stay in here for awhile,"he muttered. NiGHTS raised an eyebrow at him.

"You're joking, right?"she asked. G&W shook his head, then pulled out a book to read. But when he saw the title of it, he could only stare. NiGHTS and Leon looked at each other for a moment, then looked at G&W.

"What's wrong?"NiGHTS asked. Wordlessly, he turned the cover of the book to them, which read, "Idiot's Guide to Belch Speaking."NiGHTS stared at it blankly while Leon looked at it with a grin.

"I...can...do...that,"he burped out. NiGHTS couldn't help but giggle at the display.

G&W sighed."I really should have seen this coming,"he said, putting the book away."Since this world was formed from Leon's heart, this library's books contain everything he knows."

"Cool!"Leon said, looking around. NiGHTS eyes widened as she came up with an idea.

"Wait, if this library contains all of Leon's knowledge, could it be possible to find a book that has his lost memories in it?"she asked. Leon looked at her with wide eyes, then at G&W, who held a hand to his chin.

"It's possible,"he said thoughtfully."Even if he can't remember most of his life before we met him, his memories could still be locked away in his mind somewhere; especially since he can still remember his name."Leon was silent after hearing that, remembering when he retrieved his White Ideya.

Leonokas...Why does that sound so familiar? He shook his head in frustration. This narfs.

"So, where should we look?"NiGHTS asked, shaking Leon from his thoughts.

"Good question,"G&W replied."Considering how chaotic his mind is, it probably won't be easy to find."NiGHTS turned to the insane teen.

"Well, where's the first place you would hide something?"NiGHTS asked. Leon looked up in thought.

"In a toilet,"he decided.

G&W facepalmed."Of course it's not going to be in a toilet!"he said irritably."The pages would be ruined and...and..."He paused a bit. "Actually, you know what? Let's go find a bathroom."NiGHTS stared at him in disbelief."Think about it. Would you really expect a book to be in a toilet? As confusing as it sounds, it makes perfect sense that it might be in one, considering how crazy this place is."NiGHTS then looked at Leon, who was staring blankly into space, drooling a bit. Of course, she knew more about the boy than any of the others, and that when he was in this state, he was actually in deep thought, rather than drawing a complete blank in his head. She snapped her fingers a few times, gaining his attention.

"What do you think, Leon?"she asked.

"...I think light bulbs should be edible,"he remarked. G&W covered his "face" with his hand while NiGHTS shook her head.

"I meant about G&W's idea,"NiGHTS said, maintianing her composure.

"Huh? Oh, yeah. Good thinking, GW,"he said, nodding. G&W held in a sigh.

"Fine, let's go,"he said, rubbing his head. They walked through another door, appearing in a long hallway with a LOT of doors. NiGHTS stared with wide eyes, Leon stared with his tongue sticking out, and G&W, by the way he was drooped over, was obviously very annoyed."This is going to take awhile."NiGHTS silently nodded in agreement while Leon tilted his head, eyes going out of focus.

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End of Chapter

Thirty chapters. Not bad. Next chapter, one giant, stupid hallway scene. Prepare for lulz.