This story has a theme song! It's Hey Hey Girl by The Virgins. I swear to god it's this story haha. Anyways! I started the other sequel to There' Something Wrong With Me. It's called Goodbye Is Overrated and it's the one that focuses on everyone else (Xion, Namine, Cloud, Aqua, Rikku and Tifa...I think that's all.) But yea! Check it out if you want! Please enjoy this chap!

Axel leaned up on his elbows and looked around the room. The sun was barely streaming in through a crack in the curtains. He rubbed his eyes and watched Marluxia come out of his bedroom.

"You're lucky it's a rainy day. No sun. No splitting head ache and eye pain for you Mr. Lucky!" Marly gushed as the green eyes rolled. "Anyways, get the hell outta my house. I gotta go to work." The redhead just nodded as he very slowly and cautiously sat up all the way and brought his legs over the edge of the couch. He had been through enough hangovers to know to go very slow. "Faster!" Marl smirked with his arms crossed over his chest as he watched Axel grimace and grumble with each movement.

"I'm just gonna go...home and sleep." Axel stopped in his tracks and he remembered everything in an instant. "Shit."

"Yea, thought that was coming." Marluxia said and tossed a set of keys at him. "I'll take you down to the high school but then you're on your own." He pointed his thin finger in his face, causing Axel's eyes to crossover. He shook his head and refocused.

"Yea. Sure. Thanks."

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"Ok. now go the fuck home and sleep!" Marl laughed as he drove off and Axel rolled his eyes again, fumbling with his keys.

"Well. If it isn't fire crotch himself!" He whipped around quickly and came face to face with the kid. He could've easily lunged and killed. After all, the kid was the reason for all this. "Why are you at a high school? Scoping out more young pieces of ass?" Roxas smirked as he leaned against the car, crossing his arms over his chest. Axel scowled and finally was able to unlock his car.

"Get off my car. I gotta go sleep."

"You're sure you wanna sleep?" Roxas asked as he slinked closer across the hood.

"Yes." Axel replied firmly and looked around the empty parking lot. "Why are you here?"

"Why do you care?"

"Fine. Forget it." Axel waved him off and sat down in the driver's seat.

"No. Sorry, jesus drama queen." The kid leaned down and stuck his head through the window. "It's my high school. I'm here for summer school."

"You live pretty far for going here."

"I take a couple buses to get down here. Not a big deal." Axel squeezed the bridge of his nose, digging his thumbs into the corners of his eyes. "You're gonna go blind doing that."

"Just...get in the car. I'll give you a ride." Roxas scoffed and the redhead looked up at him.

"What makes you think I want your ride?"

"Seemed to want it a couple nights ago." Axel mocked the kid as his blue eyes turned down and he scowled.

"I don't need your ride."

"Fine. Suit yourself." He turned on the ignition and saw the kid jump forward quickly from the corner of his eye.

"No, wait. I'll take it." Roxas said as he sat down quickly, unwilling to move out of the seat even if the offer didn't stand anymore.

"Yea, that's what I figured." Axel said as he pulled out of the parking lot and started down the street in the direction he remembered the kid's place was. "So why are you in summer school? Didn't look like anyone else was there."

"Are we friends now? Why are you trying to make small talk?"

"God damn you're unpleasant. No wonder you keep your mouth full of cock. No one wants to listen to you bitch." Roxas smirked as Axel glared at the road in front of him.

"You're in a bad mood today aren't you?"

"Gee, what gave it away?" Roxas laughed.

"They wouldn't let me go into the next grade if I didn't do some extra work or some shit."

"Why? Bad student?" The kid looked at Axel like he was made of glass and sparkles.

"Gee, what gave it away?" He imitated and watched as the driver smirked lightly. The kid's own lips turned up a little. "Besides, it's not that bad. My teacher's gay." The kid full on smirked as Axel scoffed.

"So you're screwing your teacher too?"

"Well, a blow job and then I don't have to really do anything."

"Why do you care if you get to go to the next grade anyways?"

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Seems like you have a very promising future as a prostitute." Roxas just laughed and Axel smiled. What kind of person would laugh like that at being called a prostitute? He guessed silently that Roxas had been called a lot worse before.

"I dunno. School's important I guess and shit. So yea. That's why I guess."

"At least you're kinda smart."

"I use condoms." The kid winked when Axel looked over and the redhead was slightly horrified as the corner of his mouth turned up. He recomposed himself and looked back at the road. "You know I'll be fifteen in about two weeks."

"I'll be twenty two in a month." Roxas just laughed again.

"Come on. You really don't wanna have sex with me again?"

"That's uh...not really the issue here."

"So basically yes but you have a conscience. Interesting."

"How is me having moral interesting?"

"I dunno. Most of the guys I know don't care about my age."

"Yea, well I do." Axel mumbled as he pulled into a spot right in front of the enormous apartment building. "I still can't believe you live here." He shook his head as he gazed up, pushing his forehead against the glass to try and see up as far as he could. Roxas just laughed and grabbed his hand.

"This." He said and began to write. "Is my number. If you uh change your mind, just gimme a call." Roxas smirked as he got out of the car.

"Why even bother? I thought you got tons of guys."

"What can I say? I like redheads."

I feel like this story is a lot of dialogue but I can't help it. I absolutely love the way they talk in this, especially Roxas, and especially especially Roxas and Axel. It's just all witty sarcastic banter and I heart it. =D