I had something to say and now I can't remember... *sigh* Oh well I suppose. =\
The kid leaned back casually in his seat, his hands hovering above his face. He let his arm fall to the side and pulled the lever, sending the seat flying backwards. Roxas sighed loudly and closed his eyes for a moment. It was hot. And he was stuck in this damn car, waiting for Leon.
"You're not falling asleep on me are you?" Leon leaned into the window and asked, making Roxas' eyes fly open.
"Well you took so fucking long." He grumbled as he pulled the lever again, bringing the seat back up. He looked out the windshield and then back at the man leaning down on his arms, sticking his head through the open window. "What the fuck are you doing? Get in." Leon just smirked.
"I met your friend."
"What? Who?" Roxas sat straight now, shifting his head, trying to see through the front store window.
"Axel." Leon whispered and chuckled as Roxas immediately ducked down again.
"Can we go now please?"
"What? You don't wanna go say hi?"
"I can't go in anyways. That's why you went to get the condoms."
"No. I went because you never have money. Besides, who's really gonna care?"
"Leon." Roxas hissed and glared at the brunette. Leon merely smirked again and cupped his hand over the kid's cheek.
"Alright. Just thought it'd be fun."
"Fun for you." Roxas grumbled to himself as the man walked around the car, waving slightly at the store. "Did you wave at him?" He asked once Leon got in and started to speed away.
"Yea. He's cute."
"I'm aware. Thank you."
"And I'm legal." Leon added with a shrug and the kid scowled at him again. "You're the one who said he had a conscience."
"Because he does."
"And that's a bad thing?"
"If it keeps me from...getting laid." Roxas finished and looked out the window, completely avoiding Leon's smirk and arched brow.
"You almost said him."
"What? Shut up."
"You almost said 'if it keeps me from him.' Holy shit. You like him. A lot. At least enough to want more than sex."
"Shut the fuck up."
"It's like a mini break through. Could it be you do actually think about other things besides sex? Could it be you have two vital organs?"
"Nope. Still just a dick." Roxas said as he continued to glare out the window. Leon smirked at the road before him, not willing to let it go just yet.
"Really? Because I'm pretty sure that you like him and you want to be his booooyfriend."
"I hope you realize you just screwed yourself which means I don't have to." Leon just laughed to the kid's discontent. He glared harder out the window, willing the trees blurring by to burst into flames.
"Come on. I bought the pina colada for you."
"There is no chance you're getting ass tonight." Leon just rolled his eyes.
"That's fine. I'll being my pina colada condoms elsewhere."
"Fine."
"Fine."
They both sat in silence, staring out their own windows. Roxas impatiently tapped his fingers and eventually let his gaze wander over to the man driving. Leon looked at him with a stone face. The kid smiled and placed his hand on Leon's shoulder, twiddling with the end of his long hair. Leon only smirked and stared out at the street before him.
"So."
"So?" The kid asked in response, his fingers entangled in the long, brown hair.
"You do like him." Roxas just groaned but didn't move his hand. "You do." Leon repeated with a laugh.
"He's really hot." He shrugged and ignored the smirk on Leon's face.
"And?"
"And kinda...fun I guess?"
"That's all I wanted. An admission that there was something more."
"Whatever helps you sleep at night."
"Just admit it. You have a heart."
"Nope. I refuse. I need nothing more than sex. Relationships are annoying and complicated."
"How would you know? You've never had one."
"From observation."
"So you've seen a few crappy relationships and you want nothing to do with it? you know there are some good ones."
"Well what about you? You've never had a real boyfriend."
"Yea I have."
"Oh shut up!"
"I have." Leon argued with a laugh as the kid smirked at him, tugging on his hair still. Roxas refused to believe him. He had never seen Leon with anyone serious in the time he'd known him.
"When?" He asked with skepticism.
"Before I knew you. So it's really none of you're concern now is it?"
"Well I wanna know! I wasn't aware you were ever serious about anything!" Leon just shrugged.
"I was an angsting teenager and I thought I was in love."
"Anyone I know?"
"Doubtful." Roxas peered impassively at the driver, silently, not yet willing to ask the impossible question.
"So...you were like in love with him?"
"No. I was in love with her."
"Ok shut the fuck up now I know you're lying."
"It's true." Leon could only smirk as he watched the road zip by around him. The kid had retracted his hand, now biting on his nails, tearing away at the cuticles. "Get your fucking hand out of your mouth."
"Oh please. I've had worse in there." Roxas took his finger out of his mouth anyways and just stared at it. "What was her name?"
"Rinoa."
"That's kinda pretty I guess."
"Yep."
"So you're not gonna tell me anything else about it."
"No probably not."
"Was she like your last vagina party? Did she make you gay?"
"No, I'm pretty sure that was a combination of genetics and my overbearing mother and drunken father."
"Come on! Tell me something!" Leon sighed but smiled anyways. He knew he should have kept his mouth shut.
"We started dating when we were both fifteen. I was head over heels in love because I dunno. I thought she was perfect. She was gorgeous and sweet and...girly. She was what any straight guy would want. And then we had sex." Roxas just laughed to Leon's amusement.
"Lemme guess. Vagina-ville isn't some place you wanna take a trip to again?"
"Oh shut up."
"Was she like bad? Is that it? Is that why you like dick now?"
"It wasn't her. She was perfect. That's just not what I wanted. After it was over all I could keep thinking was 'Guys in the locker room, guys in the locker room.'" Roxas bursted with laughter.
"So what'd you tell her?" He asked with excitement now.
"I told her the truth."
"Did she flip?"
"You know the scar I have going across my face?"
"Holy shit! She gave you that?!"
"She had sharp fucking finger nails." Roxas again completely flooded over with giggles. "I consider myself lucky I had already pulled my pants on by the time I told her."
I figured some background on Leon would be nice to know about. Yes I used Rinoa because I couldn't think of anyone better to use that I haven't used/have plans to use for different things. So voila! Leon used to be straight or actually think he was straight.