Blah blah authors note blah. More at the end. Promise.

Roxas took a heavy breath as he laid into the crook of Leon's shoulder and neck. Sure, one guy wouldn't be too bad, but why not have more? And there he was, re-arriving at his original thought process. He shook his head at himself, knowing that this was at least kind of wrong. He felt a strange sensation in the pit of his stomach that seemed to linger in his whole body, as if even his elbows were about to throw up.

"Holy shit." Roxas said with a shocked look aimed at the ceiling, listening to Leon's slow breathing. The kid felt guilty. "I have to go." He jumped out of the bed and immediately pulled on his pants.

"What? Why?"

"Did you ever wonder why I don't wanna be in relationships?" Roxas asked absentmindedly as he sank down on the bed and started tying his sneakers. Leon leaned up on his elbows and and looked at him with confusion.

"I uh never thought to ask?"

"Yea neither did I but now I'm a little curious so I have to get out of here. Right now."

"Where are you going?"

"Home? I guess? I don't know! Fuck!" The kid screamed out as he ran his hands through his hair, jumping back off the bed. "Why am I even caring now?!"

Leon was at a loss for words; he had seen the kid act crazy before but this was a different kind of crazy. This was a legit confusion, not just being drunk and stupid.

"Leon." Roxas said with a sigh, finally seeming to calm down some as he slowly sat on the corner of the bed again. But as soon as the sanity came, it was gone. "I have to get the fuck out of here." He bolted out the door and practically tumbled down the stairs, bursting through the front and trying to look casual as he walked down the street.

"Hey." Roxas looked to the car beside him and saw the flaming red hair poking out the window, that smirk beckoning him.

"I just had sex." Roxas said flat out, he wasn't interested in dancing around the subject for hours and feeling nauseous in the knees. Axel's smirk disappeared and his eyes widened slightly, but he didn't look angry or hurt, just surprised.

"Thanks for telling me? Do you wanna go get something to eat?" He asked and nodded at the empty seat beside him.

"You don't care?"

"Um well, we're not in a relationship right? So who cares? Did you use a condom?"

"Duh."

"Ok then no, I don't care. But seriously, I'm starving, get in the damn car." Axel smirked as he watched Roxas get in the car, watching him in return with an arched brow. They drove in silence, the kid still watching the redhead.

"Why don't you care?"

"Should I?"

"I don't know."

"Well you don't want a boyfriend. So I'm not your boyfriend. Which means you're not tied to me, at least in my book. So go ahead and have sex with whoever you want."

"Really." It wasn't a question. Roxas was ready to test this theory of Axel's and prove that the redhead was a lot less together than he appeared to be. They drove for another few miles in silence. "I had sex with your brother."

Axel's once straightened mouth turned up in a smirk.

"Twice." Roxas added, trying to cause the inevitable argument before it was too far for him to walk home. "I had sex with Reno."

"Within the last few hours?"

"Wha--no?"

"Then I don't care. Do me a favor though? Give me at least twenty four hours in between screwing my brother."

"I don't wanna sleep with your brother again."

"Good to know." Axel continued to smirk, knowing the kid was trying exceptionally hard to piss him off. He wouldn't let it work, he didn't care.

"No I wanna sleep with his roommate." The redhead laughed as he stopped and put on the parking break. Roxas hadn't even realized they were in a parking lot.

"Why are you trying so hard?"

"What?"

"You're trying to get me angry or something and I don't really know why."

"I just...I want you to know that you don't have a chance of being my boyfriend. I'm trying to make you aware that I'm gonna keep having sex with other guys. Maybe girls. I'll have sex with whoever I want." Axel had to bite his tongue to keep from bursting into laughter and spewing a million sarcastic comments.

"Whatever you say." Roxas narrowed his eyes, knowing damn well that Axel was about to bubble over with laughter, a giddy, girly laugh that could only be matched by a thirteen year old girl seeing her first penis. "Seriously. Let's go eat dude." Axel hopped out of the car, leaving the kid sitting there. He leaned against the door and looked into the window, gently tapping it with his finger and mouthing 'let's eat.'

"Yea, let's fucking eat." Roxas grumbled at his failed attempt. But then again, maybe it wasn't failed.

Heres the deal kiddies. I've got issues so instead of thinking about them and trying to solve them, I wrote instead. Yay for you! I never advertised or whatever, but like a million years ago (by which I mean the beginning of November) I wrote a halloween one shot haha I know I'm such a horrible self promoter but I just kind of wanted it to be read. So if anyone actually still reads this (which I hope they do), I hope you liked this chapter and please review to let me know you're still there. Please and thank you. Sorry it took so long, I'm ashamed. =\