When Leah abandoned Sam's pack to go join her brother and Jacob she left a letter for her mother explaining the situation. This is that letter. *grins*

Outtake number 1:

"Dear Mom"

Dear Mom,

I just wanted to let you know what is going on. Seth and I might not be home for a while. I didn't want you to worry.

Seth's gone renegade. I think I'm going to follow him. Apparently, all the cool kids are doing it. I'm sure you are going to get all kinds of conflicting stories about what happened. So here it is from someone who is actually telling the truth. Jacob broke away from the pack to protect Bella 'the idiot' Swan. He's probably just following his dick.

Seth was able to break away from the pack to help Jacob. After all, he is friends with the enemy. He wouldn't want to see his precious vampire friends hurt. Was he deprived of oxygen at childbirth? I guess they are just doing what they think is right. Can't fault them for actually caring enough about something with as much passion as they do. But I'll be honest. The only reason I'm following them is because I have to get away from Sam. Fucking Uley. That flaming pile of werewolf shit is starting to get on my nerves. After much consideration I think I'm going to help Jacob and Seth. I don't like the idea of Seth protecting vampires, but I do like the idea of not having to take orders from that butt-fucking asshat Sam Uley. I'm done being his bitch.

And seeing as how the manwhore won't be able to keep his hole shut I might as well tell you everything that is going on. The reason that Jacob and Seth have rushed off to protect the bloodsuckers is because Bella is pregnant. Edward wasn't exactly "dead" everywhere. His junk still works, and somehow he was able to get a human pregnant. Guess his vampire ball-milk is still alive and kickin. So Jacob, Seth, and I are going to protect the whiny bitchy Bella and her little pussy fruit baby. Don't ask me why.

It wasn't really that hard of a decision to make. Since Sam pissed on my heart I've decided that I'd rather spend my days protecting vampires and looking after Seth. I know you can't get too angry with me for wanting to make sure he stays safe during this fucked up soap opera plot. I promise you that I'll make sure the leech-loving idiot gets home unharmed. I'm not concerned about us having to fight Sam's pack. Sam's a total pussy now that Jake has claimed his rightful place as an Alpha. Seeing the overgrown mutt go belly-up was priceless. But even though I know he doesn't want to fight Jake, Sam is still adamant about destroying the unborn little tick in Bella's fucked-up uterus.

Sam wants to get all "pro-choice" on the little crotch rot. He's probably just pissed that he and Emily aren't the first couple in town having a mutant demon offspring. He might be right about the parasitic mutant that Bella is carrying, but I think it's stupid to attack the Cullens now...especially when they're probably just going to pick up and move sometime in the near future. God, that will be my favorite day ever. Sam's just overreacting. You and the council should seriously put the guy on Xanax or something.

All of this is probably going to get blown way out of proportion. I just want you to know that it's really not as bad as everyone is making it out to be. Bella is just being a dumbass and bringing another little dumbass into the world. And Sam will get over it. The way everyone is acting is exactly why I believe in spaying and neutering your pets…and annoying vampires. If you ask me...they're all idiots. God, I fucking hate people.

I apologize for my irritable mood. Sam was a dick tonight after Jake and Seth took off. But I knew that if I didn't let you know what was going on that you would kick my ass. I figured you would rather have a profanity filled letter than nothing at all. Damn you for raising me right.

I really don't want you to be concerned about me and Seth. I'm sure everything will work itself out. In the meantime just have a blast with Charlie, and don't let Billy give you any shit.

I love you,

Leah

PS: If Sam comes to bother you about Seth or me feel free to give him this letter.