Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. So take that you blood sucking parasites; and I am not talking about mosquitoes.
Just a little side not, I am only using Naruto's pet names when it has something involving his point of view or when it is Naruto talking, everything else I will use peoples real names.
Chapter 3: Life with the Hyuuga
Naruto dashed through the Hyuuga's den (now that he was officially there, ahem, 'pet' he decided to call them by their name and not white eyed ones, besides it was too much of a mouthful in the first place) as he tried to escape the horror that was… Women. After being revealed to the rest of the Hyuuga family, he immediately found himself being cuddled and squeezed to death by a plethora of female Hyuuga. He was tempted to use chakra to try and escape but after his little stunt regarding the ninja who tried to kidnap his Hime; he had decided to lay low on the demon front for awhile, until any suspicion of his true identity blew over. Anyways, he had finally escaped the torture of the large breasted females and was running for his immortal life. He prayed to whatever god that demons worshipped that his Hime would never grow up to develop such things as those accursed women (a prayer that apparently went unanswered).
Regarding the little ninja problem, the Cloud country, where the ninja hailed from was trying to blackmail Konoha into giving them Hiashi for compensation for their ninja's injuries. The hokage was not so easily swayed however, and wrote off the ninja attack as a fit of insanity because during the interrogation the only thing they managed to get out of the ninja was one thing. "Those eyes! Those terrible red eyes! Make them go away! Make the pain stop!"
So yeah, Konoha managed to avoid the whole situation and no feelings were hurt. Plenty of peoples pride was irreversibly damaged but again no one's feelings were hurt.
Anyways, back to the Naruto's life with the Hyuuga. Other than constantly being hounded by women who wanted to kill him by death by hugging, several other things differed from his regular routine. First of all, he wasn't allowed to go out and hunt anymore, as apparently it was too barbaric for a pet of the Hyuuga's to do. So instead he was forced to eat this disgusting, dry stuff that the humans called Kibble. Thankfully Hime managed to sneak him some actual meat once in awhile.
Also, he couldn't really just wander off to wreck havoc like he used too. This was because his Hime had given him a green bandana with the Hyuuga symbol on it, and was forced to wear it at all times, except when being bathed. So therefore, no more knocking over trash cans, no more picking fights with the neighborhood dogs, no more stealing pies of windowsills, and of course no more stealing women's clothes from the hot springs and hiding them in the men's locker room. Oh well, fame has its downsides I guess.
Some of the nice things was he was definitely starting to get some of the respect he deserved. Ok so it wasn't so much respect so much as people acknowledging his existence but it was a start.
The only real sour note was when Angel gave birth to a healthy baby girl, Hanabi, whom he hasn't really thought of a name for just yet but he would worry about that later. What mattered right now was that Angel was dying.
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"Just hang in there Hana," Clone One cried out as medics worked nonstop to try and preserve Angel's life, "You're going to be alright."
Angel just smiled weakly then coughed up a bit of blood. "Her vitals are dropping," one of the medics said aloud, "I don't know how much longer she will last at this rate."
'Damn it all,' Naruto thought as he watched from a corner of the room, half concealed by shadows, 'At this rate Angel will die. I can't have that. I could try and help but that would reveal my demonic nature. This calls for a distraction.'
He then left the room quietly, thankful that everyone was too busy attending to Hana to even notice him, even with their byakugan. Quickly making his way towards Hanabi's room, he prepared to put his plan into action. Once he got there, he tipped over her cradle with a mighty heave, causing the infant to fall to the floor, crying. Then he let out a small spurt of chakra, in order to get everyone's attention. He got the desired results. Clone One as well as most of the medics came running at the sound of Hanabi's voice, thinking that something was wrong. Taking this opportunity he snuck back the way he came and soon entered Angel's room, where a lone medic was attempting to keep her alive. Angel however, was unconscious.
Naruto leapt up and with quick kick to the medic's head with his hind leg knocked him unconscious. He then jumped up onto the table, sat down near Angel's head, closed his eyes and concentrated. Placing his tail on Angel's forehead, he poured a small amount of chakra into her, in order to determine the cause of her illness. He quickly came to the conclusion that she was dying from a lack of chakra, most of which had been given to Hanabi during child birth. Also, a little known fact to humans was that kekai genkai required a very minute but steady stream of chakra whether it was active or not. In other words, Angel's byakugan was sapping what little life she had left!
Acting quickly, he moved his tail from her forehead to in-between her eyes and focused his chakra on the flow of chakra leading to her eyes. He strained, trying to keep the pathway to both eyes blocked, but was only capable of blocking one. 'Blast it,' Naruto mentally cursed, 'I can't stop the flow of chakra! The only other method I can think of would be to neutralize her byakugan altogether. But, as I am now that would be impossible.'
Just then, Naruto felt Angel's life dwindle to nothing more than a mere spark. In a final act of desperation, he channeled all his chakra into her, hoping to transfer a bit of his own chakra into her body. It wasn't working. His chakra just wasn't compatible with Angel's body.
'I can't believe,' Naruto thought, 'that after all this time of practicing, I can't even save the life of even one lowly human.'
A sudden thought crossed his min. What if his Hime were to somehow become like this. He wouldn't be able to save her either! 'No,' he thought, 'I won't let it end like this!'
A small burst of light radiated from his body, and Naruto suddenly found himself feeling stronger. His second tail had finally emerged.
'Alright,' Naruto happily thought, 'Now we are talking!'
Placing each tail over her eyes, Naruto began the process anew of stopping the flow of chakra. It was finally working. However, Naruto knew that this was only temporary. It was only a matter of time before someone came along and saw him. He needed to finish this up and fast. So he quickly changed the flow from trying to stop it to completely reversing it all together. Naruto was trying to overpower the trace amount of demonic presence that resided in all kekai genkai. He had to delve deep, and he needed to be quick. One wrong move and he could accidently kill her. Eventually his chakra managed to reach the point he was trying to reach. He felt the presence of an eagle, obviously from the original demon who gave the Hyuuga their byakugan. Then, just as he had felt that very presence, he destroyed it, completely earasing all traces of Angel's byakugan.
'That is all I can do,' Naruto sighed as he left quickly so that no one would notice him or notice the fact that he had somehow grown another tail.
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Life was good. Those were Naruto's very thoughts after the little panic that Angel had caused with her near death experience. None of the humans could figure out how Angel had managed to survive, or why her eyes no longer possessed the byakugan, but no one was about to question it. They were all just happy that she had survived, and was now healthier than ever.
Everything went back to normal in the Hyuuga household, or as normal as it could get with a baby crying at the most inopportune times, like when people were trying to sleep. 'My god,' Naruto thought, 'could the Brat be any more annoying!?!'
He had hidden his second tail for now, a feat that all demons possessed but rarely used, so as to avoid suspicion. Naruto also had attempted to play with the Brat also known as Hanabi several times, only to have his tail pulled. So, he avoided her as much as possible. 'So much for there being a second Hime,' he grumbled.
All was not a total loss. Now that everyone was busy with the baby he had more time to spend with his Hime, and practice his chakra control while he was at it. He also practiced picking up and manipulating objects with his second tail, something he found to be highly useful. He could get away with twice the mischief as before, now that he could hold more than one thing. They still could not figure out who died the entire Uchiha clan's hair pink. No Uchiha was found without a hat after that little incident.
Yes life was good.
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A little author notice, I probably won't be updating again anytime soon, and more than likely there will be a time skip. It won't be too big of one, maybe 3-4 years. I will try to make the chapters longer and I will try to actually add more comedy, but to be honest I am not all that great at telling jokes. If you have any suggestions or requests for things you would like to see, please specify in your reviews. And as always, thank you for reading.
We will see you next time on 'Son of Kyuubi'