*CUSSING IN THE FOLLOWING AN!*
Jenny: Yeah, I am a bitch, I wouldn't say I'm not because I am, but there is no reason to bring Jill into this. She is an amazing person, my best friend and I love her to death and you have no right to be calling her a bitch. You know nothing about us except that we don't like the movies, so shut the fuck up. Second, you should not be telling me to go to Hell. That is a very serious thing to say to someone, especially me because I actually believe in Hell, and you really should know more about me before say stuff like that. Third, you probably have never even read the books if you love the movie so much, because if you have read the books and love them as much as most do, you would think the movie is absolute shit.
PS, You should probably learn how to write before you tell me I suck, because last time I checked, when I write, I at least use proper grammar and spelling and know what the hell I'm talking about. I don't type like this:
Because of bicthes like u n ur bff is that the movies sucks cuz the Pjo movie r amazin if u dont like it dont see it n i hope u go to hell, by the way learn how to write, cuz u suck
I saw, maybe, 26 out of 44 words are spelled correctly and capitalized right, and the words spelled correctly are words like: 'if, like, the' and 'that', which are words a fucking 4 year old can spell. The only words you spelled right that are longer then 4 letters are 'because, write, learn' and 'movie'.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPELL 'BITCHES' RIGHT! At least when you insult people, make sure you spelled it write so you don't look like a baffoon when insulting people more than you mean to.
And your grammar sucks. Seriously, pick up a grammar workbook and flip through it, you might learn something.
So fuck off bitch, come back when you have a valid argument.
Thanks.
*RANT OVER!*
On that note, this letter is about this very type of thing.
Dear fanfiction,
I HAVE GIFTED YOU WITH SPELLCHECK, USE IT OR I WILL OBLITERATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! I swear to...myself... that the next person to type like our friend Jenny up there will be PUNISHED by the fanfiction gods!
-Athena, the Goddess of spellcheck and fanfiction
Ha, good job Jenny! You were the inspiration to my letter! The opposite of what you wanted, right?
LESSON CHILDREN, NEVER MAKE US AUTHORS MAD, WE HAVE SHORT TEMPERS.
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QUESTIONTIME!: Who's your favorite god/goddess?
Mine is Aphrodite or Apollo!
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