Hiya! Well, TheTwilightWarrior here, and here's how this works. I do the first chappy, Layna does the second and Cookie does the third, and repeat! So here I am!

Twilight walked into the room, the smashers were all randomly chatting away, completly ignoring the brunette half-cat.

"Guys!" She yelled. "We got some reviews!" Not a single glance was given. Twilight pricked back her furry ears and snarled, she let out a very loud roar, grabbing everyones attention.

"Sheesh..." Half of them mumbled, earning more snarls.

"Alright!" Twilight held up a stack of cards. "Ready?"

"NUUUUUU!" They protested.

"TO BAD, AHAHAAHH" She laughed. "On to reviews!"

QUEEN AUTHORESS 'STARCY' HAND

I'm in! now, for my first dares and truths.

Roy: Are you part dragon?

Young Link: Navi's coming! Don't worry. This Navi only thinks and rambles about muffins. She is also immune to dying, so don't try to kill her.

Ike and Link: I will inject you two with this experimental formula to see what it does! (don't tell them that the formula will transform into vampires at the end of the next dare and they will go on a rampage for a whole chapter)

Everyone except host, Pit, Roy and Navi: KILL WARIO! Best kill gets this pass.

Hosts, Pit, Roy, Navi and whoever won the free pass: GET INSIDE THAT VAMPIRE BUNKER NOW! It has everything you need to survive including food, water, beds, entertainment, holy water, crosses, rosaries and Michael Jackson's ghost!

Good luck surviving! ;)

Twilight let out a groan, her ears twitching "... Oh great. Love that last part."

"But forget me! Roy!" She demanded, pointing to the quivering red-head.

He stepped foward. "Yes Ma'am!"

She rolled her eyes and grinned. "Are you part dragon?"

His eyes glowed red as he let out a hiss and hiccuped fire. "N-No..."

"Good enough!" Twilight smiled, satisfied with her self. "Young Link..." She sing-songed as they green hero stepped foward, grinning wildly.

*Navi appers* "You know what I like? I liek muffins!" She said, floating in random directions, finding her way to Young Link's side. (We'll just call him Linky)

"NOOOOO GET AWAY YOU ANNOYING LITTLE GLOWING BUG!" Linky yelled, running as far as he could before falling off a cliff. "Don't try to kill her!" Twilight yelled.

"There's a cliff there?" Peach asked.

"HEHE... That's for later." Twilight paused. "Moving on. Ike and Link, I'm going to say sorry for this now."

*Starcy appears holding a needle*

Twilight hiss, cowering behind Red. "I-I hate needle's!" She shivered. "Ike, Link, let's get this over with!"

"Umm... What is that?" Ike asked, pointing at the needle.

"It's... Nothing..." Starcy said, injecting each of them.

"Nothing happened." Link stated, checking to see if he still had limbs.

Twilight grinned, climbing out from behind Red. "Yeah... Let's go to the next." A very large grinn appered on her face. "Everyone... KILL WARIO!"

"Whaa?" Wario mumbled, getting glomped by every smasher.

*The following is senseord*

Twilight opened her eyes. Wario was laying on the floor, with Peach huffing above him, holding her frying pan. "Somebody bring him back to life." She said, waving her hand. "Since I was to yound to see that, I'm going to assume Peach won..." Her face fell. "Sorry guys..."

Twilight open a hatch in the floor. "Peach, Pit, Roy and..." She grimaced. "Navi. Come on, I wanna see this!"

They all piled into the buncker, Peach grabbing Twilight's ear and dragging her in with them.

"Soo... Now what?" Roy asked, flicking on a light.

"Ohhh! Look, entertainment!" Twilight yelled, jumping up and down and running in front of a TV, she turned on a Wii and grabbed a controler.

"Well." Peach placed her hands on her hips. "We just lost her, so we might as well just skip to the next set."

*All appear back in main room, as if nothing happend.*

Twilight held up another card.

NaviLegacy

Jigglypuff: - "Oh good. Twilight smiled. "Something with Jigglypuff, it must be something sweet and innocent." - I dare you to become an evil gangster for the whole chapter. (With a gun O_O) - "Of course." -

Pikachu and Kirby: I dare you to go grocery shopping in a real modern day supermarket. (And see who stares!)

Zelda: I dare you to wear a robber's mask and steal their groceries as they are exiting the supermarket. (But they'll still know it's you because you're wearing a dress.)

Marth: I dare you to steal Jigglypuff's gun. (And see how she reacts.)

Ike: I dare you to steal Snake's box and use it as an airoplane when jumping off a cliff...

Do these count? Well that's all I could come up with for now.

"OF COURSE THEY COUNT! :D

"Alright." Twilight pulled a gun out of her back poket. "Here Jiggly." She handed the pink ball the gun and slowly backed away.

*Randomly fires gun*

... "Well, that can't be good..."

Twilight handed Kirby a list of groceries. "Here, go to Wal*Mart, (We don't own) And pick these up for me." She smiled and patted Pikachu's head.

**In Wal*Mart**

"Pika Pi?"

"Poyo!"

People stared at them as they rode the shopping carts up and down the rows, randomly throwing things in the buggy.

Twilight shook her head and leaned next to Zelda. "You know what to do." She handed her a mask and a twenty dollar bill. "And snag me the food." she whispered.

Zelda nodded as a singing Kirby came out, pushing a cart with a Pikachu sitting in the front of the buggy. Zelda jumped out and grabbed the cart, trying to be menacing. Pikachu and Kirby simply stared, looking at Zelda's dress, then at her masked face. They climbed out and surrenderd the buggy over.

*Next*

Twilight came in, munching a sandwhich. "Thanks Zelda."

"Okay!" She paused, tossing the bread over her shoulder. "Marth, go steal Jiggly's gun!" She ducked as a stray bullet whizzed by her head.

Marth groaned as he slowly snucked up behind the pink ball of fluff. He grabbed the gun and tried to get away, only to be tackled by Jiggly and double-slapped.

Twilight snickerd. "Alright, last one!"

"YAYZZZ!"

Twilight rolled her eyes. "Ike, steal Snake's box and jump off the cliff!"

The blunette grabbed the box from the prop corner. "Oh!" Twilight yelled. "And get Linky while you're down there!"

Ike nodded before running towards the cliff, letting out a battle cry. He dissapeared off the cliff edge.

"Oh ho 'kay!" Twilight yelled. "That's all the time for today! Please review and enter the contest, bye!"

Alright, you know how this works! You write a ToD and use the T's and D's from here, whoever write them the best wins!

~TheTwilightWarrior