A girl with blue hair and golden eyes came into the room that all the smashers were in.
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" She said with delight(evil delight of course)
"Let's see what we have here." Layna said opening an envelope.
"Okay first up...Kurodarkness14!"
Hey all smashers and hii Pit i'm an obsessed fan of yours and really like you so much. Now here are my truths and dares
Truths-
Wario-what kind of final smash of yours are you suppose to do
Roy:Since your hot, will you ever be back on smash bros. series
Pit:When did your game(Kid Icarus Uprising), come out
Ike:Why do you like chicken so much
Toon Link & Link:Everything you do is the same. Why does it have to be your final smash
Dares-
Peach:Admit to the whole world that your cheap in SUB
Ike:Since everyone says your tough, try beat Samus(Zero Suit)to see if your really tough
Zelda:Make out with Dark Link(The one with pale skin and white hair) but don't let Link know about it
Marth:Take off that tiara of yours and stop looking like a damn girl
Pit:If Peach makes out with you...KILL HER SO I CAN LAUGH OUT LOUD
That's all I have for now but thanks anyways
Good-bye and good luck to all smashers. And much good luck for the angel
"Do I have to write the part about Dark Link?" Layna asked.
"Yes!" He yelled.
"Shut up no one was talking to you!" Layna told him.
"Alright first up...Wario!"
"Wario-what kind of final smash of yours are you suppose to do?" Layna asked the yellow blob in the corner.
"Umm, Layna...That's a beanbag..." Ike told her.
"Oh, right I know that!" She said as she turned towards Wario.
"So what is you final smash suppose to do?" She asked.
"Be awesome!" He told her.
"Yeah right...Awesomely stupid!" Layna said.
"..."
"And so on to the next!"
"Roy:Since your hot, will you ever be back on smash bros. series?"
"Well I agree with the first part, but I have no idea..."
"That doesn't answer my question..." Layna told him.
"How the heck am I supposed to know!" He said and then went flying out the window.
"Oooh...He really shouldn't have done that on the third floor..." Layna said looking out the window.
"Ahem...Pit:When did your game(Kid Icarus Uprising), come out?" Layna asked.
"It hasn't come out yet..." Pit told her.
"Well, Kurodarkness14 that answers your question.(I looked it up it doesn't come out till like, the end of the year or in 2012)
"Next up...Ike!...Ike:Why do you like chicken so much?" Layna asked him.
"I don't like chicken." Ike told her.
"Then what would you do if I set this live chicken in the middle of the room?"Layna asked as she set the chicken down.
"Then I would...I would...CHICKEN!" Ike said as he drew his sword and started running around the room, and then finaly shish kabobing it.
"Chicken..." Ike said gnawing on said chicken.
"What's wrong with you! That chicken was alive!" Zelda yelled at him.
"Nom...Nom...Was alive...Nom...Nom..." Ike said as he ate the chicken.
"Well, he likes chicken that much!" Layna said.
"Next question...Toon Link & Link:Everything you do is the same. Why does it have to be your final smash?" Layna asked the two heros.
"What do you mean?" They both asked simultaneously.
"Your final smash is exactly the same. Why?"
"Because he copied me!" The both said pointing to each other.
"Yes...That's why." Layna said.
"Oooh, lookie here! onto the dares!" Layna said she opened an envelope that had dares written on it.
"Ok,Peach: Admit to the whole world that your cheap in SUB!"Layna told her.
"Fine...I'm cheap in Super Smash Bros. Brawl..."She said quietly.
"I'm sorry, I don't think that the whole world heard you, said it louder!.
"I'm cheap in Super Smash Bros. Brawl..."
"Louder and scream it though a megaphone on the top of the roof!" Layna said handing her a megaphone and dragging her to the roof of the Smash Mansion.
"Say it!" Layna taunted.
"I'm cheap in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!" Peach shouted.
"I'm cheap in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!" Peach shouted though the megaphone.
"Thank you." Layna said as she walked back inside.
"Next up...Ike:Since everyone says your tough, try beat Samus(Zero Suit)to see if your really tough." Layna told him.
"I can beat Samus any day!" Ike said without a doubt.
"I'd like to see you try!" Samus said as a light surounded her and reveled her in her zero suit that had glowing pink markings on the back.
Ike raised his sword to attack but before he did Samus shot her gun that was like a whip. It wrapped around him and began shocking him.
"SoMe OnE hElP mE!" He said as he was jolting around on the floor like some one who had jut been...Well, Electrocuted by a million volts.
"That'll do Samus!" She said as she tried to stop her.
"Not done yet." Samus said as she constantly held the trigger.
"SAMUS!" She said as she grabbed the gun away from her.
"Hey!" Samus said as she tried to get the gun back.
Layna looked over at Ike who was twitching on the floor.
Layna let out a sigh."Link do you have any healing fairies?"
"Yeah, here's one." He said handing her a fairie in a bottle.
Layna opened the bottle and it healed Ike.
"Ike?...Ike?" She asked as he came to.
'Ike...YOU JUST TOTALY GOT YOUR BUTT KICKED!" Layna said as she laughed uncontrollably.
"Ah...On to the next dare...Oh wait, Link...leave." Layna told him.
"Umm...Okay." He said as he left.
"Well, here goes...Zelda:Make out with Dark Link(The one with pale skin and white hair) but don't let Link know about it.
And so Zelda did that.
And while Link was walking outside he looked down at his shadow and he could see Zelda kissing dark Link.
"What the-*_*" Link said as he looked at his shadow.
And back to the Smash Mansion...
"Ahem..." Layna said.
"Marth:Take off that tiara of yours and stop looking like a damn girl."Layna told him.
"But..."
"Marth." Layna said.
"It was given to me by my sister." Marth said.
"Really?"
"No, I just like it!" Marth told her.
"Well too bad. you must follow along with the dares."
"Aww..." He said as he took of the tiara.
"Wow...You know what?" She asked Marth.
"What?"
"It didn't help...You still look like a girl." Layna told him trying not to laugh.
"Well on to other news...Pit: If Peach makes out with you...KILL HER SO I CAN LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Peach tries to make out with pit.
"What the-!" Pit says as he then kills her with a dagger.
"May the laughing out loud begain!" Layna said.
"Oh and umm...Some one revive Peach...Some one, any one? No? Fine I'll do it my self.
Layna walks over to peach and pokes her with the reviving stick.
*Poke* *Poke* "You have been revived!" Layna said.
"Wha- what happened?" Peach asked.
"You followed along with the dare!" Layna said.
"PIT!" Peach yelled running torwds him with a frying pan.
"If I were you, i'd start runnin' angel boy." Layna said.
Pit started running towards the window that Roy fell out of, and flew away.
"Haha! You can't get me!" Pit said flying around.
"Not so fast!" Peach said as she threw her fying pan out the window and hit him in the face.
And Roy who was on the ground.
"Well that was stupid." He said standing up only to have Pit fall on him.
*Thud*
"Get off me or you die..." Roy said pushed Pit off.
He watched peach come running out of the building and grabbing her frying pan.
"Hey! Your face dented my frying pan!"Peach said looking at the dent.
"Okay, that's enough!" Layna said as she looked out the window.
*every one is revived and Link has returned to room*
"Next up is...umm...Nobody!" Layna said confused.
Awesome ToD! Great job :D!
Here's what I got: Dares: Twilight: Blow up anything you want!
Luigi: Prove that you're epic by taking on all the koopalings at once!
Bowser: Fight a pissed off Peach with only a comb!
Truths: Zelda: Do you love Link?
Lucas: Do you have a girlfriend?
Everyone: Who is the smasher you hate the most? That's all I've got for now! Keep up the great work and update soon!
"HEY TWILIGHT!" Layna called.
"Yeah?" Twilight said as she entered the room gnawing on a sandwich.
"What happened to the window?" Twilight asked.
"Roy." Layna told her.
"Roy you know you're paying for that right?"
"Yeah..." He said quietly.
"Well anyways, Nobody said Twilight: Blow up anything you want!" Layna said.
"But I didn't blow up anything..." Twilight said putting her ears back.
"No. The persons name is Nobody! You get to blow up something!" Layna told her.
"Well in that case...I'm saving it for something!" Twilight said.
"Okay then, feel free to use it any time, but it has to be in this chapter." Layna said.
"Okay."Twilight said.
"Luigi: Prove that you're epic by taking on all the koopalings at once!" Layna told him.
"Wha-?" Luigi asked nevous.
"Release the koopas!" Layna ordered.
The koopalings came running into the room and Luigi started fighting them.
"Are you sure he doesn't need help?" Peach asked concerned.
"Nah. If he gets creamed he gets creamed." Layna told her.
"Hiya!" Luigi said fighing the koopaling Iggy.
Many moments later he was done fighting.
He walked over to Layna panting.
"Congratulations! You get the badge of epic-ness!" Layna said handing him a badge that said epic.
"Next up is Bowser! Bowser: Fight a pi- ticked off Peach with only a comb!" Layna told bowser.
"Rawr?" Bowser questioned.
"You heard me. grab a comb!" Layna said.
"What is Peach ticked off about?" Bowser asked.
"This." Layna said as she gave bowser Peach's frying pan.
"Err...Easy there Peach..." Bowser said waving the comb infront of him.
"Give me my frying pan!" Peach ordered as she ran towards Bowser with an umbrella.
"Where do you keep all this stuff!" Bowser asked confused.
Peach began poking Bowser with the umbrella.
*Poke* *Poke*
"...Really? Really!" Bowser said with a laugh.
"Bwahahahahah!" Bowser said laughing.
*Poke* *Poke* *SLAP*
"Ouch!" Bowser said rubbing his nose and dropping the frying pan.
"Thank-you."Peach said grabbing said frying pan.
"Hehe...Ahem...Oh look! on the the truths!" Layna said.
"Zelda: Do you love Link?" Layna asked.
"Meh..." Zelda said.
"Ouch..." Link replied.
"Lucas: Do you have a girlfriend?" Layna asked.
"...No..." He replied.
"Everyone: Who is the smasher you hate the most?"Layna asked.
*Everyone says something different*
*Everyone stares at each other*
*Everyone starts yelling*
"Woah..."Twilight said.
"Twilight this is no time for you to say 'woah'!"
"..."
"Hey everyone!" Layna said
"What!" they yelled.
"Pasta!" She told them.
"Where! Where!" Mario asked.
"Really Layna...Really?" Twilight asked.
"What? I was panicking..." She said.
"Let me handle this." Twilight said as she handed Layna her sandwich
Twilight stood infront of the crowd and roared loudly.
every one stopped immediately.
"Don't do that unless it's a dare!" Twilight told them.
They all nodded slowly.
"Good!" She said as her ears perked up.
"Thank you Twilight and here's your sandwich." Layna said handing her said sandwich.
"Thank you." She said.
"Next is WhiteFangWolf!"
Truths or dares, I am IN! Alright, I am a fan of Kid Icarus, so don't think about judgin MEH! Also, Pit, Dark(ma OC) says hi!x3 I don't want the new KI Uprising to come out in December, TT .TT
Truths: Link: Midna or Zelda?
Toon Link: What do you think of Tetra?
Everyone: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw? ONTO DA DARES!
Link: Go 3 days without your items.
Wario: Try flying through Area 6 or die trying.
Thats all for now, so bye and good luck with your stories!
"Hey Pit WhiteFangWolf's OC Dark says Hi." Layna said.
"Hi Dark!"
"Okay now onto the truths." Layna said.
"Truths: Link: Midna or Zelda?" She asked.
"Midna." Link replied.
"Toon Link: What do you think of Tetra?"
"I think she's nice." Toon Link responded.
"The next question is Everyone: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw?"
"Wait...Are these Harry Potter characters?" Layna questioned.
"Well anyways, which one?" She asked.
"Gryffindor."Most of them replied.
"Slytherin." The rest of them replied.
"Good choices." Layna told them.
"ONTO DA DARES!"She told them.
"Link: Go 3 days without your items." She told him.
Link hands over his clawshot and arrows and bombs. ect.
"You have four pockets...How the heck did you fit all this stuff in them?" Layna asked.
"I don't know..." Link said slowly."Magic?"
"Eh. Maybe." Layna replied.
*four hours later*
"I can't take it! I need my arrows and I need to have the horse call! Epona is nowhere to be found!" Link told her.
"Well only seventy two hours to go..." Layna told him.
"Oooh! I like this next dare!...Wario: Try flying through Area 6 or die trying." She told him.
"Jet pack or paraglider?" Layna asked holding up the two.
"...Jet pack." Wario said.
"Here you go!" Layna said handing him the jet pack.
"And don't come back till you've flown though area 6!" Layna told him.
And so Wario headed out too find area 6.
*Three days later*
"Here's your items back." Layna said to Link handind the arrows and bombs and the rest of the stuff.
"THANK YOUUUU!" Link said happily.
"You're welcome." Layna said.
"Hey, Layna?" Mario asked.
"Yeah?"
"Shouldn't Wario be back by now?
"...Oh...My...Gosh...I Completely forgot about that...heh...heh..." Layna said looking at the ground.
"Hey, Pit will you go find him?" She asked.
"Sure." Pit said and went to go find Wario.
Layna looked up an gave a toothy grin.
"Heh...Onto the next one!" She said.
Layna looked at the paper she was holding.
"Next up is...Sally!" Layna said.
Zelda, Peach and Samus: I dare you to watch all of the twilight movies * gag*
Link: I dare you to jump off a cliff and land on your hands
Ike: I dare you to steal Marth's sword
Young Link: I dare you to sneak into the girl's rooms.
( Now for Truth!)
Link: Do you like Zelda?
Luigi: Do you feel overshadowed by your brother?
Zelda( again) How old are you?
Okay that's it! Byee
"First dare...Zelda, Peach and Samus: I dare you to watch all of the twilight movies * gag*"
"Never!" Samus told her.
"It's the dare so you must." Layna said.
And so the three where tied to chairs and put infront of the tv.
And so after...so very many hours the movies stopped and they were all untied.
The three kept talking about it.
"Dear nayru, You've all been turned into zombies!" Layna said grabbing a frying pan.
Layna swung the frying pan at the back of Peaches head, knocking her to the ground.
"I WAS JUST KIDDING!" Peach said getting up.
"Ohhhhh...Okaaaay." Layna said.
"I would rather die then watch that movie again!" Zelda said.
"Wait I heard the movie was over!" Twilight said running into the room.
"Can I blow up the movies!" Twilight asked holding up a stick of dynamite.
"Yep." Layna nodded.
"Twilight held up a match and lit it.
"WAIT! Let me move every one to a safe distance! Ah, who am I kidding...BLOW IT UP!" Layna said.
Twilight lit the stick of dynamite and threw it at the tv and the stack of movies.
Everyone ran away.
*KABOOOOOM* Could be heard along with a large mushroom cloud.
"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Twilight said.
"And there goes half of the Smash mansion..." Layna said looking at the missing wall.
Twilight looks over at the tv.
"NOOOOO! What have I done!" Twilight said as she raced over to the tv.
"IT WAS THE MOVIES THAT WERE TO DIE! NOT THE TV! IT WAS SOOOO YOUNG!" Twilight said as she stared at the tv.
"Ummm...It's okay...We can get another tv." Layna said to her friend.
Twilight never responded...She kept morning the tv.
"Ahem...Next dare...Oh wow...This is harsh...Link: I dare you to jump off a cliff and land on your hands" Layna said.
"WHAT!" Link asked.
"Well, go on...Um, you can use the same cliff as the one that Ike jumped off of." She said.
"Fine..." Link said as he walked towards the cliff.
"Well...Here goes nothing..." He said as he ran and jumped off the cliff.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" He yelled as he flew into the ground on his hands.
All the smashers looked over the cliff.
"Uh...um...I'm sure he's fine..." Zelda said.
"You're kidding right?" Peach asked.
"Yeah..." Zelda replied.
"..."
"Well." Layna said.
*Pit and Wario are returned to the Smash mansion and Link is revived*
"So Wario did you fly over area six?" Layna asked.
"No...I died..." He said.
"And Pit?"
"Died trying to find Wario." He replied.
"Well, glad to see you made it back!(Not really)" Layna said.
"Next dare! Ike: I dare you to steal Marth's sword!" Layna said.
"Piece of cake!" Ike said.
Ike ran over to Marth.
"Hey, what's that!" Ike said pointing at the wall behind Marth.
"What?" He said as he looked to where Ike was pointing and Ike stole his sword.
"Ha ha! I've got your sword! Whatcha gonna do about it!" Ike said prancing around the room.
Marth looked at Ike angrily.
"Wha? da wittle Marth wants da sword?" Ike mocked continuing to prance around.
"Yes, I do..." Marth said as he took of his tiara and looked at the pointy top of it.
"And i'm going to get my sword!" Marth said as he threw his tiara. The sharp part of the tiara went into Ike's arm.
Ike looked at his right arm.
"Holy-"
"AND THAT'S all the time we have left for that dare!" Layna interrupted Ike.
Marth took his sword from Ike.
"You might not want to do that again." Marth told him.
"Okay...Next dare...Young Link: I dare you to sneak into the girl's rooms."
Young Link looked around and went to go sneak into Zelda's room.
He opened the door to find many books. He heard the closet door shut quickly, and so he went over and opened the door to find Shiek.
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"I'm hiding...Do you mind..." She said as she pullled a coat infornt of her.
"Oh, sorry..." He said as he shut the door.
And so young Link came back into the main room.
"You're not dead?" Layna asked.
"Um...No...Anyways, Shiek said she was hiding so I left her alone." He said.
"Oh...Hmm...Something funny has to happen..." Layna said to herself.
"Ah ha! I've got it! It's the shoot Wario out of a cannon half time show!" Layna yelled.
"Get in the cannon tubby!" Layna said as she pushed an old fashioned cannon with wooden wheels on it into the room.
"I'm not getting in the cannon..." Wario told her."It's not a dare." He said.
"B-but...Let's take a vote...Who wants to shoot Wario out of a cannon!" Layna asked.
Almost all the smashers raised their hands.
"Well that answers that! Gets in da cannon!" Layna told him.
"No." He said.
"Bowser, do you mind getting him in the cannon?" She asked.
"Sure." He said evilly as he grabbed Wario and literary stuffed him ito the small cannon.
"Three...Two...One!" Layna said as she lit the fuse on the cannon.
Wario went flying though the ceiling. And when he broke the ceiling, many pink bunnies came rampaging though the mansion.
"Dang...That was supposed to be a surprise..." Layna said disappointed.
"Sorry it had to be done...Link: Do you like Zelda?"
"Eh..." He said.
"..."
"..."
"Awkward..."Layna said looking around.
"Anywho...Luigi: Do you feel overshadowed by your brother?" She asked.
"A little..." He said.
"Sad..."Layna said.
"Next truth! Zelda( again) How old are you?" Layna asked.
"I'm twenty." Zelda replied.
"Wow..." Layna said.
"What?"
"That makes you old." Layna told her.
"Does not..." Zelda said.
"Yes it does."
Does not!"
Does too!"
"SHUT UP!" Ike yelled.
The two looked over.
"Ahem. The next person is... Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand!" Layna told them.
Yay! Updated! Me appeared! Me want more!
Hosts: Thank you for using my dares! I will give you a basket full of cookies on two conditions. 1: Tie Kirby to a chair, duct tape his mouth and eat a cookie in front of him while saying how delicious they are. 2: You may only share with Navi.
Roy: Let's see your dragon form!
Navi: Do you want a muffin?
Pit: Take over the universe! Once you do, you may kill 5 people of your choice.
I would give more, but I'm on vacation right now and I'm using my Nintendo 3DS to read the ToD and review this story.
Good luck! ;)
"Okay she says...Hosts: Thank you for using my dares! I will give you a basket full of cookies on two conditions. 1: Tie Kirby to a chair, duct tape his mouth and eat a cookie in front of him while saying how delicious they are. 2: You may only share with Navi.
"That's mean...But I really like cookies...So..." Layna said as she grabbed the duct tape and tied Kirby to a chair.
"Sorry..." Layna said as she grabbed the basket of cookies.
"Here want one?" She asked Navi.
"Hey listen!...I wanna muffin! not a cookie!" Navi yelled flying around.
"They taste like muffins." Layna said.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Navi said grabbing a piece of the cookie.
"Mmmm. These cookies are so goooood." Layna said.
"Soooo goood..." Layna said.
"Yum." Navi said eating the cookie.
A muffled 'Why' could be heard from Kirby.
After about thirty minutes the basket was finished.
"I shouldn't have eaten all those cookies." Layna said.
"Me neither..." Navi said laying on the gound.
Layna untied Kirby.
Kirby took the duct tape off his mouth.
"You!" He said as he ran towards Navi and Layna.
Kirby began attacking Layna and he inhaled Navi and spit her out.
Kirby had wings from inhailing said fairy.
"Cool." Kirby said.
"Yes, cool as in, you better cool down you little evil puff ball." Layna said standing up.
Navi flew about a foot off the ground but then fell.
"I eated too many cookies." She said.
"Well, yeah...You ate two cookies...That's like twice your weight in cookies..." Layna told her.
"True..." Navi said.
"And so on to the next dare! Roy: Let's see your dragon form!" Layna told him.
"I'm not a dragon..." Roy said.
"Prove it." She said.
"That dosen't make any sense!" Roy said.
"What?" She asked.
"How can I prove i'm not a dragon?" He asked.
"But you are a dragon." Layna told him.
"No...I'm pretty sure i'm not." He said.
"You're lying..." she told him.
"No i'm not!" He said.
"ROY TURN INTO A DRAGON!" She yelled.
"Fine!" He said then turned into a dragon.
"Hah! I knew it!" Layna said.
"Hm...You really are a dragon...Who would have guessed."Ike said
"Shut up before I kill you." Roy said as he looked over at Ike.
"Okay, okay...Sheesh." Ike said.
"Well turns out Roy is a dragon...Hey Roy go ahead and turn back into a human." Layna said.
"Roy, turn into a dragon, turn into a dragon, hey Roy...And when I finaly turn into a dragon you say that!" He yelled.
"Yes." Layna said."We still have dares to do." She told him.
"Fine..." He said as he turned back into a human.
"All righty! next dare! Navi: Do you want a muffin?" Layna asked holding up a tasty chocolate chip muffin.
"MUFFIN?" Navi yelled diving into the muffin and nearly taking Layna's hand along with it.
"Nom, nom, nom..." Could be heard from Navi as she ate the muffin from the inside out.
"After this Navi will have to go on a diet." Layna said looking at the fat fairy.
"Navi, go run the treadmill." Layna told her.
And so Navi went to go find a treadmill.
"Next! Pit: Take over the universe! Once you do, you may kill 5 people of your choice." She told him.
'Take over the universe!" Pit asked excitedly.
"Err...Yeah, that's what she said." Layna told him.
"AWESOME! I choose to kill...Wario...Captian Falcon...Ike...Gannon and...Luigi!" He yelled.
"Here you get to blowz them up with a bazooka." Layna said handing him the weapon.
*KABOOM*
"One more explosion and this buildings coming down." Layna said looking around.
"So now that you rule the universe...What do you want to do? I mean you could do anything." She told him.
"I want gummy worms!" Pit said as he threw his arms in the air.
"You...Want...Gummy worms?" She asked.
"Yes millions and millions of gummy worms!" He yelled.
"Well um...Okay...I send an email to the gummy worm emporium letting them know to send a couple billion gummy worms..." Layna told him surprised that this is what he wanted. You know nothing like world domination...Just a semi truck full of gummy worms.
"That's nice...And so the next person is...Andy!"
Truths
Link:Where do you keep all of your stuff?
Zelda:How smart are you?
Mario:Is your full name really Mario Mario?
Bowser:Why do you keep kidnapping Peach
Luigi:What is the capital of Kentucky?
Snake:Why are the cutsceans in Metal Gear Solid 4 so long?
Dares
Link and Zelda:Spend a night in the Water Temple (insert scream of terror here)
Mario:Steal Bowsers shell.
Bowser:Do The Mario!
Luigi:Give Crazy Hand the finger.
Snake:Get Capton Falcon so mad that he Falcon Pawnches you.
*All characters are revived*
"Okay first truth! Link:Where do you keep all of your stuff?" Layna asked.
"In my pocket." He answered.
"I know, but you have a bow and arrows and bombs and like ten other things." She told him.
"It's magic!" He exclaimed.
"Yeah, okay...That'll work..." Layna told him.
"Zelda:How smart are you?"
"Hmm...I don't know...It's not like I was given the triforce of wisdom by Nayru or anything." She told Layna.
"That dosen't answer anything." Layna said.
"I know you're about to blink." She told Layna.
*Blink*
"You're awesome...How could you have known that!" Layna asked.
"My mind is like, totally blown..." Layna said.
"And the next truth! Mario:Is your full name really Mario Mario?" Layna asked.
"Who said-a that?" Mario asked.
"I dunno. But They asked." Layna said.
"No my full name is not-a Mario Mario...That would just-a be stupid." He said.
"Bowser:Why do you keep kidnapping Peach?" Layna asked.
"Because I feel like it." He told her."And it's fun to watch this pathetic plumber try and save her!" He told Layna.
"And how many times have you won?" Layna asked.
"...Um, Plenty of times!" He said.
"Really?" Layna asked.
"No..." Bowser replied.
Ooooh...This'll be fun...Luigi:What is the capital of Kentucky?" Layna asked.
"Th-the c-capital of Kentucky?" He asked.
"Yep." She replied.
"It's...It's...Um...I know it...One second...Oh, I remember...CORNFLAKES!" He yelled.
"Um...Sorry...That's not right...Why on earth would you guess cornflakes?" She asked.
"Because it's the answer." He replied.
"..."
"Snake:Why are the cutsceans in Metal Gear Solid 4 so long?" Layna asked.
"Because there awesome...'Nuff said." He answered.
"Indeed..." Layna replied.
"Link and Zelda:Spend a night in the Water Temple (insert scream of terror here)" Layna told them.
"...I really hoped i'd never have to enter that horrid place again..." Link said.
"Oh, it's probably not that bad." Zelda told him.
"Oh, really?" He asked.
*Link and Zelda arrive at the water temple*
"This place is horrid!" Zelda screamed looking around at the monsters.
"Great and the place is filling with water...' Link said as the water rose.
The two walked up the stair.
"We should be good for about two hours." He said.
"What after that?" She asked.
"...We'll cross that bridge when we get there..." Link said.
Back at smash mansion the next dare was about to be announced.
"Mario:Steal Bowsers shell." Layna told him.
"What makes you think that a wimp like Mario can steal my shell?" Bowser questioned.
"Like-a this!" Mario said as he hopped on top of bowsers shell...Only to have one of the spikes go though his foot.
"Ayyyiiiiiiieeeeeeeee! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,!" He said hobbling around the room.
"Pathetic!" Bowser told him.
"Not-a so fast!" Mario told him.
Mario ran over to Bowser with a hammer and hit Bowsers shell.
*Crack*
"You...You broke my shell!" Bowser said.
Mario grabbed the three pieces of the shell.
And Bowser was wailing in the corner.
"M-my shell...You broked it..." Bowser cried.
"Wow...I Actually feel bad for poor Bowser..." Layna said.
"Well, I stole his shell." Mario said.
"You big meanie!" Layna yelled at Mario.
"But you told me to-"
"You broke his shell, I told you to steal it...Not break it!" She yelled.
"His shell-a put a hole in my foot-a!" Mario yelled back.
"Well your foot can heal!" Layna told Mario.
"He's just a big misunderstood koopa." She said.
"He's tried-a to kill me several times!" He told her.
"Has he?" Layna asked.
"Well-a no..."He said.
"Then that's that...I want you to go glue Bowsers shell back together." Layna told Mario.
And so Mario carried the heavy shell to glue it back together.
"Burn..." Ike said as Mario walked past.
*Five hours later*
"Here's your shell..." Mario said as he set the shell infront of Bowser.
"Rawr!" Bowser said as he picked up his shell and put it on.
"Well that turned out good." Layna said.
"For who?" Mario asked.
"Well. anyways on to the next dare!Bowser:Do The Mario!" Layna said.
"I hate that dreaded dance..." Bowser said.
"Come on...Do it!" Layna told him."You know you want to."
"No...No I don't." He said.
"Come on." She said."It's part of the dare."
"Ugh..." He said as he began dancing.
The smashers couldn't help but laugh.
*A few minutes later*
"Okay, You can stop now." Layna told him.
"That only did one thing...: Bowser said.
"What's that?" She asked.
"Make me hate that stupid plumber even more..." He said.
"Well that's just-a great..." Mario said sarcastically.
"Oh wow...I don't know how to say this next one...Luigi:Give Crazy Hand the finger." Layna said.
"Do what?" He asked.
"You heard me." Layna said.
"Come on everyone we'll probably need to get in a bomb we'll just let you stay out here..." She said as she took the rest of the smashers to said bomb shelter.
"Hehe...Any one got a video camera? I have to record this!" Layna said.
"I have one." Ike said.
"How the? How the heck did you get a video camera!" Layna asked.
"I bought it." He told her.
"Well anyways, let me see it." Layna said grabbing the camera.
She opened the little slide thing at the door to the bomb shelter and hit recorded.
"Okay watch this!" Layna said as she got her cell phone and dialed Crazy Hands number.
*beep* *beep*
"Dang it...Voice mail..." She said.
"Well try again." Peach said.
*beep* *beep*
"Dang...Snake let me see you codec caller." Layna said.
"Sure." He said as he handed her the small phone.
"Hello?" A voice asked.
"Who the heck is this? I'm trying to call Crazy Hand!" She told the voice.
"Um...It's Otakon...And you trying to call who? Wait who is this? Wh-"
*click*
"Snake..."
"Yeah?"
"Does this phone only call one person?"
"No, it calls five people." He told her.
"Ugh...Wait I have an idea!" Layna said as she called a different number.
"Hello?...Yes...Can you put crazy hand on the line?" She asked.
"SORRY I COULDN'T PRESS THE BUTTON ON THE PHONE!" The hand yelled.
"Wait...I'm talking to a hand...How can it talk?" Layna asked as she covered the phone.
"Well, anyways...Luigi ivited you to a party at the Smash Mansion!" Layna told him.
"A PARTY? I LOVE PARTIES!" The hand yelled crazed.
*click*
"Now...We wait..." Layna said.
*CRASH*
"I'm taking he's here..." Layna said looking out of the slide on the door.
"Yep."
"Now Luigi!" She yelled.
And you probably know what Luigi did from the context above...
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! AFTER YOU INVITE ME TO A PARTY!" Crazy hand yelled.
*Crazy hand grabs Luigi and throws him many, many, many miles away*
"NO ONE ELSE CAME TO THE PARTIE?" Crazy Hand yelled at what he thought was an empty room.
"WHAT A WORLD!" He said as he flew away.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Layna laughed as she fell over along with most of the smashers.
"Did you see him? He was all like AAHHHHH! When he flew away!" Layna told them
"Ah..." Layna said wiping a tear from her eye.
"Okay I think it's safe to leave the bomb shelter now." She said as she opened the door.
"Next dare...Snake:Get Capton Falcon so mad that he Falcon Pawnches you!" Layna told him.
"I can do that...You're Captain Falcon? More like captain chicken!" He said.
"Wow...That was really bad..." Layna said un amused.
"Seriously...You look soo stupid, wearing a stupid helmet. You're in a racing game! A little bitty racing game that only a handful of people have played because it's soo stoooopid!" Snake yelled.
"I mean do you even fight in that game or do you ride around in that so called 'racecar'" He told him.
"Big whoop de doo!" Snake yelled.
"FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon yelled punching Snake sending him flying a few feet.
"Good job Snake! Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAKE!" She said as Snake just laid on the ground.
"What?' She asked as many smashers stared at her."It had to be said.
*Snake is revived and Link and Zelda are returned to the Smash Mansion.*
"I never want to back to that temple...Never I say...Never..."Zelda said as she curled up in a ball on the floor rocking back in forth.
"Dang...Was it that bad?" Layna asked Link.
"Well we only drowned a few times when the water came up." He said.
"Well duh...I didn't think you drowned on air..."She said.
"On to the vey last dare from...Hmm...There's nothing written...Well I'll just call you
Ol' No Name!
"Will yoshi be in this? Anyway, I dare him to eat snake's grenade launcher.(you know,His final smash?)"
"Eat it!" Snake said as he shot the grenade launcher.
"Mmmm..." Yoshi said as he ate the grenade.
Yoshi laid an egg infront of Snake.
*BOOM*
"Well that back fired! Literally! Get it because the back of Yoshi...And then the egg?" She asked as she looked over at the charred Snake.
"Not...Funny..." He said.
"Well...It looks like this is it...I don't think that this building will take another explosion..." Layna said looking around at the missing walls, and the bare wires hanging from the ceiling and sparking, and the burnt...Well everything.
"You know what this means?" Layna asked Link.
"What?" He asked.
"IT MEANS THAT WE HAD A SUCCESSFUL CHAPTER!" Layna yelled dancing around.
"Well this chappy has been completed! And the next chapter will we hosted by my friend Cookie!"
"Please place TRUTHS and DARES in you review! PLEASE!
And don't worry, the Smash Mansion will be rebuilt extremely fast!*poof* Well look at that it already is! Thank you and I hope you enjoyed this chapter! And don't forget to review!