Hiya! Alright, Twilight here! Cookie is still suffering from writers-block, so I'll be filling in! Thank you all for your reviews, but remember, this is still a contest. If you have a ToD, feel free to enter.

Twilight boldly stepped up, gnawing on a sandwich and trying to balance a stack of reviews. She cleared her throat and threw the cards over her shoulder, snickering as they slammed Wario in the face. "Okay, first up we have... Uh... (What did Layna call them...?) Ah! Good ol' No-name!" She paused, scratching behind her ears.

Good ol' No-Name:

hello to everybody,

dares:

mario should jump off the cliff

wario should land on mario

pit and ike should try to force sheik out of hiding

c. falcon should falcon kick yoshi off the cliff (onto wario & mario)

ganondorf should eat a burrito

truths:

ice climbers- (2) how badly could you kill dedede? and which of you is stronger?

kirby- (2) do you have elbows?and is meta knight really your cousin/brother?

p.s. mario mario is his full name, and marth wears the tiara in honor of his sister who was killed just to tick marth off... by a dragon

Twilight glanced at Mario, trying to mask her laughter, although she only ended up choking on her sandwich. "Umm... Hehe... Mario! Go jump off our cliff." She stated, waving her hand towards said cliff. "It's amazing how handy that thing is..."

Mario jumped of the cliff, yelling: "I LOVE PASTA!" Before landing with a thud. Everybody winced, and then some laughed. Twilight pricked her ears back and stated that she hated it when people died. But secretly laughed, just for the heck of it.

"WARIOO!" She yelled, demanding the presence of the chubby man. She built a little paper airplane and threw it at him. "Go jump off a cliff."

He scowled at her before turning, farting, and disappearing over the edge of the cliff. "MAMA MIAAAA!" They heard Mario yell, before a small explosion. "I think Mario's mind just blew up..."

Twilight grinned as she read over the next line. "Pit, Ike, force Sheik out of hiding!" She yelled, pumping her fist into the air and dropping her sandwich. Pit and Ike ran out of the room just in time to her an anguished sob from Twilight, as she mourned her sandwich.

As they waited for the two to return, idle conversation rose up. "Isn't Sheik allergic to pickled cucumbers?" Peach asked, eyeing the blow of pickled cucumbers Twilight had set out for later. "Twilight...?" The princesses turned to see the girl furiously scratching her ear. "Twilight... You have fleas."

"NUUU I D-DON'T!" She yelled, as Ike and Pit walked back in, bruised and battered. Pit did a dead-flop. Ike stumbled back and forth. "ShE bE a StRonG NiNjA..." He stuttered before flopping next to Pit.

"Well, that went well." Twilight smiled, hugging her bowl of cucumbers.

Captain Falcon faltered under the glare of the girl, slowly stepping forward and saluting. "M-Ma'am?"

"I'll kill you for this." She scowled, holding up the card for him to read. He shrugged and turned to Yoshi, kicking him off the cliff and landing on Wario and Mario. Falcon turned back to a growling Twilight and slowly backed away.

"Uhh... Ganon, here's ninety-nine cents... Go get a burrito." She huffed and folded her arms as the lord of darkness paraded in, holding his burrito and proudly taking a bite. Smoke came out of his ears as he ran about screaming for water. Twilight guiltily whistled, as she swept up at least twenty packs of hot-sauce.

Truths! Duh du duuuu...

"Ice climbers! How badly could you kill Dedede?"

They exchanged glances, shooting glares at the penguin. "Very, very badly." Nana stated. "Aha, ha, hmm... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lighting struck in the background.

Twilight rolled her eyes. "Cut it out, Pikachu... Ice climbers, who's stronger?" The twins started arguing before Nana pulled out a pen and shined a hidden laser at her brother, causing him, and Twilight, to run about the room chasing it. Peach snatched the laser from the insane girl shut it off.

"Well, that answers that..." Twilight mumbled, brushing herself off. "Kirby, let's wrap this up, I'm dragging this out too much." She paused. "Huh, I've been wondering this too... Kirby, do you have elbows? And is Meta-Kun really your cousin/brother?"

The pink fluff ball attempted to move his arms. He failed. He looked at Meta Knight and shook his head. "Poyo..." He shrugged.

"'Kay, NEXT!"

Joebthegreat:

Well I'm somewhat interested to see how you'll include the flammers, but that interest hinges on whether or not you consider me a flammer.

I'll begin then:

I dare you to write something thought provoking,

that doesn't cater to audience when reviewed.

I dare you to bring me to tears with your word,

then show me back to happiness renewed.

I dare you to imagine the stories that could be,

If only you'd write them, for you not for me.

So tell me the truth, would you imagine that story?

Would you write it, would you simply ignore me?

Would you bring those tears upon request heard?

Could you manage the task if you tried?

As I finish writing I must ask something,

please don't leave my humble request denied.

Twilight growled. "Dude..." She regained her posture and placed a hand on her chin in a thoughtful manner. "Thought provoking? Oh, don't make me go all Shakespeare on you..."

She took in a breath. "What is heartbreak? What is Love? If we did not have love, would there be no heartbreak? But, where would we be without love? We would be heartbroken always. But if we are always heartbroken, would it really mean anything? But to be heartbroken you would need love, so is love really the enemy? No. Love is the gentle touch when you feel nothing, it is the warmth of another when everything is cold, it is the soft beat of another heart when there is no sound, it is gazing into another's eyes when you see nothing and sharing the things you've held onto. So, with love comes the risk of heartbreak, but is it not worth the risk?" She paused.

"One more..." She cleared her throat and took in another breath. "Ah, what is friendship? We jest ourselves by placing something so fragile in something so weak. We give our trust to someone we are not bound to, by blood, love, of any other bonds. Humph, we are fools who place babes on broken tables for sleep, and hope the table doesn't break. So, is it better to keep the babe up without the fear, or let it rest?"

All the smasher's jaws dropped and the half cat shrugged. "I own those." She glared, waving her hand to the next set.

Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand:

Alright! More dares!

Navi: Link killed the Muffin Man!

Roy: You must now fight my Roy in a battle to the death! My Roy's a half dragon and can control fire AND ice. I wish you good luck; you're goanna need it.

Everyone: A governmental poison has leaked out into the general population and is starting to turn everyone into zombies! You must all go out there and stop it or turn into a zombie trying.

Hosts: You may each choose one person to join you in the poison proof bunker along with Pit, Roy and Navi.

Good luck to all of you! ;)

"WHUUUT!" Navi yelled, glaring daggers towards Link. She slowly approached him before pulling out a gun. The Hero of time's face went pale as his insane fairy pulled the trigger.

"Noo!" He yelled, clutching the spot that'd been hit. "The pain! The pain... I-I see the light..." He dramatically raised his hand towards the sky before falling backwards. Sevreal blank seconds past. He slowly sat up, holding a gummy bear in his hand. "Navi... Did you shoot me with a gummy bear?" He asked, raising his eyebrow.

The fairy nodded.

Twilight widened her eyes. "Umm... Link, can I have that?" He tossed the candy into her mouth as she devoured her treat.

Roy stepped up to himself, bravely drawing his sword. Only to be blasted by fire, then ice. He joined Pit and Ike in their dead-flop.

Twilight rolled around as a Zombie, detaching and reattaching her arm. "This is so awesome!" She squealed, before Peach came over, grabbed her ear and hauled her into the bunker.

Twilight, now returned to normal (If she classified as normal), folded her arms and made a pout. "I suppose that means I choose you?" She sarcastically asked the princess. Several hours passed before a knock sounded. Twilight got up and opened the bunker, many zombies stood in front of her. "I shall cure you with the magical squirrel of de-zombie-ness!" She yelled, pulling out a squirrel with an eye patch.

The creature squeaked and instantly everyone was returned to normal. Twilight patted the squirrels head. "Good job, Bucky." She smiled. "We'll go home soon, 'kay?" 'Bucky' squeaked again and hopped off her hand, scurrying to the back room.

"You have a pet squirrel?"

Twilight nodded.

FloraFLY:

Funny :3

Truth

Zelda: Marth,Roy,Ike, Dark Link or Link?

Peach: Are you and Zelda friends?

Samus: Are Peach and Zelda too girly for you?

Captain Falcon: FALCON PAWNCH!

Mario: Pauline or Peach?

Dares

Authors: Switch Link with CDI Link and switch Zelda with OOT Zelda.

Link: Go jump into Gannondorf's pit of lava.

Gannondorf: Go touch the Master Sword.

Pikachu: QUICK GRAB MEWTWO'S TAIL! ( Adventure, meme)

Zelda: Quickly 4 way battle, Link, You, Marth and Peach

Peach,Zelda: Go take Samus dress shopping for a ball in Hyrule.

Everyone: MELEE!

Twilight raised an eyebrow. "This one's kinda long... Hope ya don't mind if we go through a little fast." She smiled. "How about we do it disco style?" Groans sounded throughout the room as everyone was suddenly dressed in disco clothing and wearing roller skates.

"Zelda!" Twilight yelled, pointing to the princess and tapping her foot. "Marth, Roy, Ike, Dark Link or Link?" She grinned and spun in a circle.

The princess tapped her chin. "Link!" She stated, as the hero came up and swept her away, bridal style. They rolled back and forth with each other before Twilight gagged and turned to Peach. "Are you and Zelda friends?"

Peach smiled towards the Hylian princess and nodded, not rusting her voice over the music.

Twilight nodded. "Samus!" She yelled as the bounty huntress skated up to her. "Are Peach and Zelda too girly for you?" She paused and whispered. "'Cause they are for me." Samus high-fived her. "Yeah!" She yelled, skating away as quickly as she'd come.

"Captain Falcon! FALCON PAWNCH!" Twilight yelled, jumping up and down in sudden excitement and falling over in her skates. The captain stared at her. "I'm not sure how to respond..."

Twilight stumbled as she stood up. "Uhhh... Mario, Pauline or Peach?"

The plumber replied in a British accent. "Peach!" Twilight rolled her eyes. "Mario, you're Italian." He shrugged and turned away.

Link and Zelda were suddenly replaced by said counterparts. Twilight stared blankly before returning her eyes to the paper. "Link, go jump in Ganons's pit of LAVA! MWAHAHAHA!" She laughed as the hero plunged in. "Don't worry, its fake lava! Just a little ketchup."

"Ganon! Go touch the master sword!" The evil king slowly approached the sacred blade, reaching out one long, armored finger. He poked it. Nothing happened... "Well, that's a letdown..."

"Pika-kun! Grab Mewtwo-kun's tail! QUICK! BEFORE IT DISSAPPERS!" The yellow Pokémon reached out and fell on his face as the tail recoiled and disappeared... Twilight giggled. "I didn't think it'd actually disappear..."

"Zelda! FOUR WAY BAAAAAATLE!" There were several explosions and- *The following is censored* Twilight opened her eyes to see four trophies surrounding her and Zelda panting through clenched teeth with her left eye twitching insanely. "I hate being under-aged..." Twilight grumbled.

Twilight hung her head in shame and stole a peek at Samus. "I'm sorry for this..." She held up the card. "Peach, Zelda, take her away..." The two princesses's squealed before dragging away the huntress. Laser shots could be heard before Samus came skating through the room. "MWAHAHAHA!"

A charred Zelda and Peach came in and shrugged.

Twilight pumped her fist in the air. "And laser's triumph again!" She grinned. "Every one, MELEE!"

Everyone yelled in joy as the entire room broke out in battles. Twilight laughed insanely as the disco decorations came falling around them.

SonicFollower759:

DARES:

Sonic-get it on with krystal from starfox

Sonic,Falco,Mario,and Link-kick Olimar,Lucas,Iceclimbers,and &Watch asses into oblivion

Sonic&Tails-Fly though area 6 without faliure

Sonic-turn into HYPER SONIC and DESROY HELL(water temple)

Lucas-give Crazy Hand CANDY!

EYERYONE-you can't hide anywhere(you can all kick Lucas's ass afterwards)

Link-kill Navi

TRUTHS

Fox-why did shoot at Link from your arwing when someone plays ocarina of time a second time?

Link how did it feel like being shoot at by?

Sonic-how come Tails flys the tornado if it's your plane?

Twilight read the first line and instantly paled. Zelda put a hand on her shoulder to study her and read over her shoulder, gasping lightly. Twilight stumbled. "Wh-what do you mean by this?" She shook her head. "S-sorry... I can't write that... Nothing personal, just... Under-aged..."

She paused and thanked Zelda. "Sonic, Falco, Mario and Link. Kick Olimar, Lucas Ice-climber's and Mr. Game&Watch's... Just... Kick them into oblivion." She muttered.

They did as told and watched their targets dissapper into oblivion.

"Sonic and... Tails? Who?" Sonic whispered something in Twilight's ear. "Ohhhh! Okay. Fly through area 6 without failure." She grinned and watched them board the plane, waving goodbye as they flew off. *Ba-BOOOOOOM*

"They failed..." Link muttered.

Twilight sighed and yawned. "Sonic, turn into Hyper Sonic and destroy hell... The water temple-"

"THANK NAYRU!" Link and Zelda yelled.

Twilight nearly burst into tears at the next one. "L-Lucas... *Sniff* Give Crazy... Candy..." Lucas gulped as he was handed half of Twilight's candy stash. Twilight was held back by Red as she watched her pride given away to the deity hand.

"WhAt'S tHiS? CaNdY? GiVe It To mE NaOgH!" He knocked Lucas out of the way and devoured the feast. The next few minutes were a mix of screaming, running, uncontrollable laughter and threats towards Lucas.

In the end, Lucas mysteriously found himself face planting in Japan...

"Link." Twilight addressed, eyeing the hero and the fairy pestering him for a muffin. "Kill Navi." Link let out a battle cry and swung his sword, it passed right through the fairy, leaving her unharmed. "Wait!" Twilight yelled, flipping through her cards. "You can't kill her, remember? Starcy brought her here, and said she couldn't be killed. Therefore she's immune to death." She stated, as if reading from a textbook.

Link joined the crowd and dead-flopped.

Twilight stared at the paper, blinked several times and looked at Fox. "How come you shot at Link...?"

Fox shrugged. "I dunno."

Twilight smiled. "Good enough!" She paused. "Link, how did it feel?" She asked dramatically, pretending to hold a mic in the hero's face. He also shrugged. "I dunno."

"Next!"

Nobody:

Hi! Thanks for using my dares :). Yes, I am a person. Here's what I have this time! Dares: Sonic: Because I can't stand you, you must be swallowed by Kirby and not come back until the end of this chapter! Ness: Take off your hat O_O. Restrain him if you must. Samus: Battle Ridley! Truths: Roy: Is it awkward to see your mom fight as a assist trophy? Twilight: Which smasher do you find the to be sexy ;). Bowser: Did peach hurt you badly? That's all I've got! Keep up the awesome job and update soon! -Nobody.

Twilight stared in wonder at the paper. "Huh, so they are a person..." She mumbled, lost in her own thoughts. She grinned as she continued reading. "Soonic..." She sing-song as the blue hedgehog slowly approached her. "Nobody hates you."

He gave a cheesy grin and held two thumbs up. Twilight, realizing what she just said, tried her best not to laugh insanely. "Sonic, Nobody is the name of a review. And... Uhhh... they hate you." The hedgehog dropped his thumbs and hung his head. "Kirby has to eat you now." She bowed her head in mourning, although she was slightly laughing.

The pink puffball walked up to Sonic, he pounded his chest, kissed his fingers and held up a peace sign before finally being swallowed.

"Ness, take it off!" She yelled. He gave her a puzzled look and started to undo his pants. Twilight covered her eyes. "Noooo!" He stopped and stared at her. "The hat, man! The hat!" Ness quickly zipped his pants and blushed.

He shut his eyes, and very slowly, took off his hat. Gasps sound throughout the room. "It-It..."

"It's just his hair." Zelda finished, raising her eyebrow.

Twilight jumped up and down. "Samus, battle Ridley!" She yelled, pulling out laser and trying to follow the huntress into the arena. Peach grabbed her ear and dragged her away. "Why?" She muttered, looking up at the princess. Samus soon emerged, claiming that she'd done that too many times and it was just easy now.

Twilight blinked. "Roy... Is it awkward to see your mom as an assist trophy?" She quizzed, already expecting a yes.

Roy scowled. "Extremely! Especially when she's slicing a sword through ME! Her own son! They could've made her a fighter that would be easier! But noo, they just had to make her an assist trophy..." He crossed his arms, not noticing the bewilderment painted across Twilight's face.

For what seemed like the twentieth time that night, Twilight's face paled. Zelda responsibly came up behind her, made sure she wasn't going to fall over, and read the paper. A grin spread across her face. "Umm... This one's for me..." She mumbled weakly. "Well, never thought I'd have to answer this kinda thing... This was NOT in my contract." She folded her arms. "But... Well... The Fire Emblem guys are sexiest, but..." She stole a glance at Red and blushed. "They're not my favorite."

She quickly tried to get over the awkward-ness and moved on. "Bowser, did Peach hurt you badly?"

Then hulking koopa's face burned a red to match Twilight's. "Uhh... No. Not at all." He turned around and secretly whimpered.

JourneymanIceQueen:

Hi! First off, I love this story!

So now, the truths:

Pit: How do you feel about so many OCs wanting to be you girlfriend? (Including my OC, Sapphire?) Did you even know about them?

Samus: Do you like Ike?

Ike: Do you like Samus?

Snake: Are you a creep?

Captain Falcon: Are you a stalker?

Marth: Would you make out with my cousin?

Jigglypuff: Do you like Meta Knight?

Meta Knight: Do you like Jigglypuff?

Link: Is it true that you and Toony (Toon Link) are addicted to internet gaming and fanfiction?

Dares:

Falco: I dare you to try to talk to my cat Libby.

Marth: I dare you to kiss my cousin.

Fox: Jump off a cliff screaming 'I OPEN DA DOOR FOR YA DOOM! YE OLDE ENGLISH IS DA AWESOMENESS!1!09e38!exclamation point!

Peach: Go goth for 192 hours.

That's all I got right now...oh, can we submit truths and dares more than once?

Twilight still couldn't get the blush off her face, and was beginning to get irritated. "Let's get this over with." She complained. "Pit, how do you feel about all these chicks wanting to be your girlfriend? Oh, including Sapphire?"

Pit grinned and bobbed his head as female OC's surrounded him. "I think it's awesome." He stated, looking puzzled as Twilight gagged.

"Oooo, I liek this one..." Twilight said, grinning insanely. "Samus, do you like Ike?"

The bounty huntress sound turned the same color as the host. "Uhh... Yes..." She whispered.

Twilight smiled. "Coolio." She looked at Ike. "Dude, do you like Samus?" She glared at him. Demanding a yes even though she knew he did. "Y-Yeah..."

Twilight grimaced as she looked at Snake. She'd always been amazingly disturbed with the man's pants, often going on rants about how tight they were and how he should just wear jeans. "Snake, Are you a creep?" She had to hold her tongue and not answer YES for him.

He shook his head. "Nope."

"LIEZ!"

Twilight coughed, trying to cover herself. "Captain Falcon, are you a stalker?" She said, trying to find said captain.

He jumped at the sound of her voice and quickly tried to hide the wall of pictures he was staring at. "No!"

Twilight narrowed her eyes and turned her attention to Marth. "Uhh... Would you make out with this person's cousin?" She felt dizzy asking such a question, and apparently so did Marth.

"Umm... I'm sure she'd very nice, but... I doubt it..." He stuttered, trying to hide the infectious blush that was quickly spreading around the room.

Twilight threw her hands in the air. "It's soooo late!" She said; yawn as she scanned over the remaining reviews. "I'ma gonna make this fast, if you don't mind." She stretched out and scratched behind her ear. "Jigglypuff, do you like Meta-kun.? Meta-kun, do you like Jigglypuff?" She asked, beginning to fall asleep in her place.

The two exchanged glances and slowly nodded, that horrid blush appearing on their cheeks.

"Link, is it true that you and Toony as addicted to internet gaming and Fanfiction?" Twilight asked, searching for the two heroes'. She found them sitting at the computer desk, extremely involved in whatever they were doing. She waved her hand in front of their faces and shrugged. "Another unanswered, yet answered question..."

"Falco, you have the high honor of being dared to speak with the great cat, Libby!" She swooned, pointing one finger in the air and obviously only half awake, losing what little mind she had left.

Falco got down on his hands and knees in front of the cat. The two animals had a stare down before Falco greeted her. "Hello." He received nothing but a blank stare in return.

"Marth... Go kiss the persons cousin." She gagged yet again. The prince bravely walked up to an eagerly awaiting girl and... Peach's hand flew over Twilight's eyes. The pink princess waited several seconds before taking away the blockade. All Twilight saw was a flabbergasted girl, near fainting, every smasher's jaw dropped, and Marth proudly parading back. "Th-Thank you, Peach." She muttered.

"Fox, uh... Ya'know, just read the card. She handed him the paper and he read over, shrugging as he turned to the half-cat. "You don't actually have us die; you just bring us back to life, right?" She nodded and he casually strolled to the painted starting line they'd had put in after all the cliff incidents. Just to make sure they got a proper running start.

"I OPEN DA DOOR FOR YA DOOM! YE OLDE ENGLISH IS DA AWESOMENESS!1!09e38!exclamation point!"

Okay then... Last one of the chappy... Peach, go Goth for 192 hours." Twilight's face fell. "The last thing of the chappy... And it goes for 192 hours..." She dead-flopped.

Twilight climbed back to her feet. "I'm going Goth with her."

And so, for 192 hours, the two sat there, dressed from head-to-toe in black and talking about how much life sucked. A timer buzzed and they instantly turned back to their normal self's.

Twilight fell over and let out a very content sigh. "That's it!"

So, we leave this chappy with: Twilight sleeping on the floor, most of the boy's dead-flopped, half the smasher's with blushes and new found love. And Kirby still chewing on Sonic. Wow. Okay, on a side note. In three days we start writing, so if you haven't gotten up your dares by then, they'll have to be in the next one. YOU CAN SEND IN DARES\TRUTHS MORE THAN ONCE! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR READING\REVIEWING ;_;

~TheTwilightWarrior