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~LightOfLanayru
ToD Contest
Welcome to Chapter five of the Tod contest!
"Hello!" Layna said walking into the main room of the smash mansion.
"We got reviews!" Layna said holding up a stack of review cards.
"Who wants to hear them?" Layna asked happily.
"Some one?"
"Anyone?" Layna said looking at the smashers that were staring at her.
"I know many of you died in the last few chapters...BUT IMA READ THE DARES ANYWAY!" Layna screamed as she threw the cards in the air to have them fall all over the floor.
"Oops..." She said as she picked up the truth's and dare's.
"Okay, these first dares are from WhiteFangWolf!" Layna exclaimed happily.
Hi! Here are the truth or dares! Twilight: Do you like yaoi and/or yuri?(please say no!)
Snake: What do you feel about Snakus?(Snake x Samus)
Dares: Peach: Swap places with Daisy for this chapter and the next two!
Captain Falcon: Stand in front of Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Yell loudly," YOU DARE BRING FALCON PAWNCH TO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!" then kill him.
Ike: Make out with Samus. That's all I have! Dark and the others are wishing you good luck! Dark and Rio: See you and good luck! Hikari: Whatever.
"Twilight: Do you like yaoi and/or yuri?(please say no!)"
"Do I like yaoi and/or yuri?" Twilight questioned as she set her sandwich down.
"HECK NUUUUU!" Twilight said as she rolled on the floor gagging and hacking. She stood back up to face Layna.
"Dear Nayru...Who would like that horrid stuff!" She said as she grabbed the card that had the question on it.
"This needs to be burned!" She said as she set the card in the middle of the floor and lit a match and threw it on the card.
"DIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" Twilight said as she stomped repeatedly on the card.
*Twilight dances on the ashes of the card and roared as loud as possible*
"Now it's on my shoes! THEY MUST BE BURNED ALSO!" Twilight yelled.
"Slow down there Jeffro!" Layna said as she put her hand on her friends shoulder.
"We don't want you to burn down everything..." Layna told her friend.
"Sorry...Got carried away..." Twilight said as she picked up her sandwich and sat in a chair.
"Ahem...That answers you question!"
"Alright! Next one...Snake: What do you feel about Snakus?(Snake x Samus)
"What the heck is a Snakus?" He questioned.
"SnakexSamus." Layna replied.
"...Awesome..." He replied.
"And that also answers that question..." Layna said looking around.
"Oooh, Look DARES!" Layna exclaimed as she looked at the next card
"Peach: Swap places with Daisy for this chapter and the next two!" Layna told Peach.
"What?" She asked.
"You must switch places with daisy for the this chapter and the next two..." Layna stated.
"B-but I DON"T WANT TO RULE HER LOUSY ASPARAGUS KINGDOM!" Peach screamed on the top of her lungs.
"Asparagus kingdom?" Luigi asked..
"YES! AND IT'S LOUSY!" Peach stated.
*Layna's flash back*
"Why is Peach's kingdom called the mushroom kingdom?" Her friend asked as they were sitting at a table.
Layna looked down at her plate and picked up an asparagus.
"Because Asparagus kingdom was taken!" She said as she waved said vegetable in her friends face.
Cookie looked at the two and began laughing.
And so all three were laughing their heads off.
*End Layna's flash back*
"Um, Layna?" Link asked waving his hand in front of her face.
"Who? What? Where?" Layna asked quickly as she looked around the room franticly.
"Are you okay?" He asked.
"Then there was this time with the packet of tartar sauce!" Layna rambled.
"LAYNA!" Her friend Twilight yelled." The dares. Remember?" She asked.
"Oh, yeah...Well Peach you are going to rule the Asparagus kingdom for a week!" Layna told her.
"But who knows where that place it!" Peach told her.
"It's fifty miles south of your palace." Layna said.
"How would you know that?" She asked.
"The internet...Duh..." Layna said.
Peach began walking towards the door.
"You don't think you're walking all the way there do you?" Layna asked.
"I was hoping not." Peach replied.
"I have to use this cannon!" Layna said as she dragged a cannon on wooden wheels into the room.
"It beats walking..." Peach said as she climbed into the cannon.
"3...2...1..." Layna said as she lit the fuse.
*BOOM*
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Peach screamed as she flew away.
"You sure like that cannon don't you?" Twilight asked.
"Yes...Yes I do." Layna replied.
*Daisy's kingdom Aka(Also known as)The Asparagus Kingdom*
*CRASH*
"Oh my!" Daisy said as she opened her door.
"Why on earth are you on fire!" She asked Peach and then ran inside to get a bucket of water.
Moments later Daisy came running out of her castle and threw the bucket of water on peach.
"How did you get here? I thought you were staying at the smash mansion!" Daisy said.
"Do you really want to know?" She asked.
"Heavens yes!" Daisy said looking at her charred friend.
"Well I got a dare and it said that I had to switch places with you for the next two chapters." Peach told her.
"Then why are you all burnt?" Daisy asked putting out the last strand of flaming hair on Peachs head.
"I was shot seventy thousand feet up in the air and caught on fire while returning into the atmosphere..." Peach stated anoyed.
"Why were you shot out of a cannon?" She asked.
"...Layna..." Peach said.
"Well If were switching places I might want to get to the smash mansion." Daisy told her as she grabbed her suitcase and headed towards the mansion.
"Don't forget to feed Chompy! He gets angry when he gets hungry!" Daisy yelled from a distance.
"Who the heck is Chompy?" Peach asked herself.
She felt warm moist air against the back of her head.
She turned around slowly to see a giant chain chomp in front of her.
"Chomp? I should have guessed!" She wailed as she walked up to the door.
"What?" She said as she pulled on the door handle.
"I-it's locked!" She yelled as she pulled on the door with all her might.
"You leave me with a giant chain chomp and you leave the food inside!" Peach yelled as she put her feet on the door and her hands on the door knob.
Peach looked at the dirt road.
"DAISY! WAIT COME BACK!" She yelled running towards the road with the chain chomp following.
*Back at the smash mansion*
"Do you think Peach is okay?" Zelda asked.
"Yeah, She's fine...She's probably inside of the castle safe and sound." Layna said with out a doubt.
"Almighty next dare!...Captain Falcon: Stand in front of Ganondorf." Layna said.
And so Captain falcon stood before the big evil dude.
"Ahem... Ganondorf: Yell loudly," YOU DARE BRING FALCON PAWNCH TO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!" then kill him.
"YOU DARE BRING FALCON PAWNCH TO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!" Ganondorf yelled as he drew his sword at Captain Falcon and killed him.
"Dun DUN DUUUUUUN!" Layna said dramatically.
She looked over at Captain Falcon.
"Eeww...He's all dead and stuff..." Layna said with a cringe.
"Well, you just told me to kill him." Ganondorf said.
"Ah, well..." Layna said.
*Captain Falcon is revived*
"FALCON PAWNCH!" Captain Falcon yelled as he crashed though a wall.
"HAHAHA! He went though the wall!" Layna exclaimed.
"Okay next dare...Ike: Make out with Samus..." Layna said.
And so Ike walked over to Samus, and you know what happens next.
"Ahem...Next up!...JouneymanIceQueen!" Layna said
Thanks for using my Truths and Dares! Sorry that you had to stay up for 192 hours, Twilight. Truths:
Fox: Sorry about that dare! But, anyway, is it true that you're only four years old in human years?
Sheik: Do you play scrabble with Batman on the weekends?
Sonic: Are you and Peach BFFs?
Lucas: Is it true that you are a Twitter fanatic who follows the cast of Supernatural?
Roy: Do you sing in a Journey tribute band every Thursday?
Peach: Is it true that you own half the fashion companies in all the worlds and dimensions? Authors: Is it fun doing this fic with your friends?
Dares: Snake: Become a window washer for a day without dying of boredom or using anything electronic.
Zelda: Climb a waterfall at high speed three times without dying.
Falco: Replace Kevin Bacon in 'Appolo 13' without the rest of the cast realizing you aren't him and trying to kill you. P.S. Libby said hi.
Link: Go two days without facebooking.
Toon Link: Join a book club where you read Twilight the books, not the Author) with all the younger Smashers and Legend of Zelda characters, but then try to not kill each other over who you guys think Bella should be with.
Captain Falcon: Check yourself and three of your friends into a mental hospital, then try to escape.
*Yawns*"No problem..."Twilight said as she fell over in the chair, eating a sandwich.
"Okay. Fox: Sorry about that dare! But, anyway, is it true that you're only four years old in human years?" Layna asked him.
"Yes, but I'm twenty five in fox years." He stated.
"You're four and you have a gun!" Layna exclaimed as she took the gun away from him.
"Hey! Give that back!" Fox said trying to grab the weapon.
"You'll get this back later." Layna said as she placed the gun up on a counter.
Fox let out a whimper and walked back into the crowed.
"Sheik: Do you play scrabble with Batman on the weekends?" Layna asked.
"WHAT? WHO TOLD YOU THAT!" She said as a jet black car pulled in front of the smash mansion.
"To the batmobile!" Sheik yelled as she ran out the door and hopped in the car.
The car went speeding away.
"...Pfftt...AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Layna yelled as she rolled on the floor.
*Many moments of laughing later...*
"Ah...That was good..."Layna said as she looked at the next truth.
"Sonic: Are you and Peach BFFs?" She asked.
"Um...no..." He replied.
"Lucas: Is it true that you are a Twitter fanatic who follows the cast of Supernatural?" Layna asked keeping herself from laughing at this truth.
"No." Lucas said.
*Lucas's cell phone plays the Supernatural theme*
"New tweet from a Supernatural cast!" The phone said.
"Heh..Heh." He said as he took the phone out of his pocket.
The phone kept repeating itself.
Lucas began smashing the phone.
Layna looked over at Lucas and saw that his phone was smashed to smithereens.
"You can't deny that..."Layna told him.
"And so that question is answered." She said.
"Roy: Do you sing in a Journey tribute band every Thursday?" Layna asked.
"Do I what?" Roy asked.
"I have no idea what that is..."" He said.
"Um...Neither do I..." Layna said.
"So...Onto the next truth
"Peach: Is it true that you own half the fashion companies in all the worlds and dimensions?" Layna asked.
"Umm...Peach?...Peach?...Hello?" Layna said looking around.
"Oh! That's right! She switched places with Daisy! Speaking of which she should be hear by now!" Layna said as she walked up to the door and opened it. And sure enough Daisy was there.
"Just in time!" Layna said as Daisy walked in.
"Do you know if Peach owns half the fashion companies in all the worlds an dimensions?" Layna asked.
"She doesn't own half...She owns them all." Daisy said.
"Ahh...Well that makes sense." Layna replied.
"Authors: Is it fun doing this fic with your friends?" Layna read.
"Hey Cookie, Twilight! This question is for us!" Layna yelled.
Cookie came walking into the room and Twilight got up from her chair.
"They asked if it's fun writing this fanfiction with friends.
"Yep! And they give me a new sandwich every chapter! A different kind of sandwich! Every time." Twilight exclaimed happily.
"Yes!" Cookie said just as happy.
"You bet!" Layna said happily.
"My friend Cookie here helps me with a few ideas for my chapters. :)"
"And so she will now be in this chapter!" Layna exclaimed.
"Yayz!" Cookie said as she stood next to Layna.
"Cookie it looks like you where just in time for the Dares!" She told her.
"Snake: Become a window washer for a day without dying of boredom or using anything electronic." Layna told him.
"But-"
"Nothing electronic, now go wash windows for twenty-four hours." Layna told him.
"Fine..." He said as he emptied his pockets of weapons and a remote control.
"What does that do?" Twilight said as she ran over and grabbed the controller.
She press the red button on the remote and a small robot came rushing into the room.
"Cool!" Twilight said as she steered the robot around the room.
"That's mk4." Snake said.
"From Metal Gear Solid 4...For those who do not know... :)" Layna said.
"Why mk4?" Cookie asked.
"Because I broke the other three..." Snake said.
"HEY!" A voice came from the robot.
"Hey to you too!" Twilight said as she regained control of the robot.
Twilight set the controller down.
"It can move on it's own!" Twilight said.
"Yes...With some one controlling it.' He said.
"Then whose controlling it?" Cookie asked.
A small screen came up from the robot.
"Snake, where are you?" The voice asked.
"Hey you sound familiar..." Layna said.
"...HEY you were the one who screamed in my ear over the phone and hung up!" He said.
"Oh...Sorry 'bout that!" Layna said.
"Who are these people?" He asked looking over at Layna and Cookie.
"You look funny as a talking robot!" Layna said with a laugh.
"Well enough about the robot." She said as she picked up the robot.
"Hey put me down!" The robot said.
"Snake go wash windows!" Layna told him.
"Now it's time for...Annoy the heck out of Otakon and mk4!" Layna exclaimed.
"Wash windows?" the robot questioned.
Snake walked out of the smash mansion to go find some windows to wash.
Cookie begins poking the robot.
*poke* *poke *poke*
"Okay that's enough..." The robot said.
*poke* *poke* *poke*
"Fine..." The robot said and then two robotic arms came from said robot and began poking Cookie.
"So what's the purpose of this robot?" Layna questioned.
"To aid Snake on missions." He replied.
"Well that's cool...But that's it?" She asked.
"Well...Yes..." He replied.
Just then a larger robot entered the room and Layna set the mk4 on the ground.
"What the-" The robot said as it faced toward the larger one.
"Okay lets see..." Otakon said.
"Scan..." He said as he pressed a button and it scanned the robot in front of him.
"R.O.B...Also known as Robotic Operating Buddy." The computer said.
"Robotic Operating Buddy?" He questioned.
"Yeah that's what it said...Are you deaf?" Layna asked.
"No...I'm not deaf..."He said annoyed.
"Hey Otakon?" Layna asked.
"Yes?"
"Knock, knock!"
*Sighs*"Who's there?"
"Boo!"
"Boo who?"
Don't cry it's only a joke!" Layna said as she began laughing.
"Ha...Ha...Very funny..." He replied.
Just then the codec caller rang.
"Hello?" Layna answers.
"Who is this? Where's Snake?" The a female voice asked.
"Who is this? Where's my pizza?" Layna asked.
"This is Mei Ling...Where's Snake?" She asked.
"He's washing windows...But seriously I ordered a pizza like a half hour ago, and it should be here by now..." Layna said.
"He never leaves his Codec caller!" She said concerned.
"Mei Ling!" Otakon yelled.
"Save yourself and hang up now!" He told her.
"Why?" She asked.
"Sooo...Do you like pie?" Layna asked." Cause that would be sad if you didn't because I don't know anyone who dosen't like pie...I mean I know this guy who knows a friend who knows this dude's sister that knows that pizza guy that doesn't like pie! I mean come on! What about a pizza pie! That would absolutely be terrible! And he should have had my pizza here a by now! But that's only one person! Don't be the next! Oh, please!" Layna exclaimed.
"That's why..." Otakon said.
*Click*
"Good, she hung up..." Otakon said.
"No I just hung up to call the pizza palace." Layna said.
"Hey! It's Layna! Get my pizza here now!" Layna said.
"You never ordered a pizza!" The voice on the other line said.
"Oh...I didn't...Oh...Well that make sense..." She said as she hung up.
*Click*
Otakon steered the mk4 to face Layna.
"I think you're suffering from insanity..."Otakon said.
"Nope! Lovin' every moment of it!" She replied.
"How do I know you even exist?" Cookie asked.
"Yeah, you're just a computer screen." Twilight said.
"I can assure you that I indeed exist..." He said.
"Hmmm...How do I know that you're not lying?" Layna asked.
"I'm not lying..." He said.
"Hey, Otakon." Cookie asked.
"What?"
"Your shoe's untied."
"What?" He asked as he looked at his shoe.
"Gotcha!"Cookie said poking the computer screen.
"That's it...Good-bye..." He said as he walked away from his computer screen.
"I was done talking to you anyway! Layna exclaimed as she looked at the computer monitor.
"Ahem...I hope you liked the Annoy Otakon and mk4 half time show!"
"Zelda: Climb a waterfall at high speed three times without dying." Layna said.
"Why?" She asked.
"Because it's there." She told her.
"But this time it's going to be a little different! You have to swim up the waterfall like a Zora!" Layna told her handing her Zora armor and a Zora mask to let her breath under the water.
Zelda left the room to change into the Zora armor.
And when she came back she looked very similar to Sheik.
She pulled the mask over her face.
If the two were standing side by side you would have never guessed who was who.
"Where's the water fall?" She asked Layna.
"It's over there." Layna said pointing over to a door.
"What?" She asked.
"The waterfall...It's behind door one of the doors! And since you asked it's time for our find the waterfall game show!" Layna yelled.
She held a microphone next to Zelda.
"So...Is it door one, two or three?" Layna asked.
"No pressure but two of those doors are filled with man-eating lions and tigers...And Ligers!" She said.
"Ligers?" Zelda asked.
"Look 'em up...They exist...So! What's it gonna be?" She asked Zelda.
"Um..." Zelda said as she though.
"Hurry up!" Layna said.
"Door number two!" Zelda yelled.
Layna walked up to door number two and opened it.
"Oooh...Sorry this one is the one with Lion Tigers and Ligers..." Layna said as she dragged the princess to the door.
"No! Please!" She said as Layna pushed her.
"Ahhhh!" Could be heard from the basement.
"You put her down there with those beasts!" Link yelled.
He ran over to the door and saw that Zelda was swarmed with the beasts.
"Well they will be beasts in a few years right now they're just cubs!" Layna said happily as she picked up the baby tiger.
"Oh..." He said.
"Did you really think that I of all people would throw her down into a basement of full grown beasts?" She asked.
"Well...Yeah..." He replied.
"Ouch..." Layna said as she walked into the basement.
"The waterfall is in door three." She told Zelda who was being 'gummed' to death by cubs.
A small little tiger cub came walking up to Twilight.
"D'aaaawww!" Twilight said as she picked up the cub.
"Twilight you can't keep that...It belongs in the zoo." Layna told her.
"But I'm half cat! We'll get along great!" She said.
"Fine..." Layna said.
"Zelda, do you have any spells for making a tiger stay a cub?" Layna asked.
"Yes I do." Zelda said.
And so Zelda cast a spell on the tiger making it stay a cub forever. Or until the spell wears off...
"Thank-you." Twilight said as she cuddled the tiger.
"Okay now you must go swim up a waterfall.: Layna told Zelda.
And so she did just that.
All the smashers entered the room with the waterfall and watched as Zelda swam up and she did this tree times as the dare said.
"There!" Zelda said out of breath.
"Great! You gets a prize!" Layna said.
"What?" Zelda asked.
An all expense paid trip to...Hyrule castle!" Layna exclaimed.
"I'm sorry...What?" She asked.
"You get to go to Hyrule castle!" She repeated.
"Where have you been?" Zelda said as she shook her head.
"Timbuctu...What about you?...Hey that rhyhms!" Layna said happily as she pranced around the room.
"Next dare!Falco: Replace Kevin Bacon in 'Appolo 13' without the rest of the cast realizing you aren't him and trying to kill you. P.S. Libby said hi." Layna said.
"Who the heck is Kevin Bacon?" Layna asked.
"I...I haven't the slightest clue..." Layna told him." But you must replace him!"
*Falcon goes to replace this...Kevin Bacon...Person...*
"All righty then...Link: Go two days without facebooking." Layna told him.
"What!" He yelled.
"Two days without facebook." She repeated.
"NOOOOOO!" He yelled as he ran though the nearby window.
"What is with you people, with the running though the windows and stuff..." Layna said as she looked out the window to see that Link was in a tree.
"...Let's see the next dare is...Toon Link: Join a book club where you read Twilight the books, not the Author) with all the younger Smashers and Legend of Zelda characters, but then try to not kill each other over who you guys think Bella should be with." Layna said.
And so all the younger smashers joined said book club...
*Five hours later*
"Sooo...How much of the book did you read?" Layna questioned.
"Uhhh...Some..."Toon Link said.
*Book club five hours ago*
*Toon Link reads first page*
"This is boring..." He said as he set the book down.
"Agreed..." Ness said as he threw the book on the ground.
*Lucas lights the books on fire*
"Yay! Fire!" They all screamed.
*Now*
"Ok." Layna said as she looked at the next dare.
"Ummm...Okay...Captain Falcon: Check yourself and three of your friends into a mental hospital, then try to escape." Layna said as she looked at the card.
"Fine...I'll bring...Gannon, Wario and...Luigi..." He said.
"Well...Good-bye then..."Layna said as the four walked out the door...Well three walking out the door considering Luigi was being dragged.
"Ahem...Okaaay..." She said.
"Next...Joebthegreat?" Layna questioned.
So that's how you'll treat my ramblings. Nice choice :p
I have no more dares or truths to send, then. Have fun with the rest of your story :)
"Well, my friend is kind of a Shakespeare fanatic." Layna said as she looked over at Twilight who was holding a book in the corner.
"Am not!" Twilight said.
"Hey, uh, Twilight? Whatcha reading?" Layna asked.
"None of your business..." She stated.
"What are you reading?" Layna questioned.
"Romeo and Juliet..." She said.
"I knew it..." Layna said.
"Peace out Joebthegreat." Layna said as she gave a piece sign." Thanks for the dares!"
"Well, next up...Nobody!...Do you mind if I call you ol' no name?" Layna asked.
(Please overlook the first review. It was sent by accident.) Hello!
Dares: Marth: You must go on a date with a fangirl!
Yoshi: Eat one of your eggs!
Red: Admit something about your self!
Truths: Jigglypuff: Are you a boy or girl?
Falco: Do you like anyone ;)?
Everyone: Do you like Harry Potter or Twlight better?
That's all folks! Thanks again! ~Nobody.
"Dares: Marth: You must go on a date with a fangirl!" Layna told him.
"Great..." He said said sarcastically.
And so Marth goes out with some fangirl.
"Yoshi: Eat one of your eggs!" Layna told him.
*Yoshi lays an egg then eats it...Then lays the same egg...Again...And again...And again...*
"Okay you can stop now, we're all disgusted..." Layna said as she looked back down to the truth or dare cards.
"Red: Admit something about your self!" Layna told him.
"Umm..." He said as he glanced over at Twilight for a moment and blushed
He looked at the ground to his face would be covered by his hat.
"Well..." He began to say, glancing back at a now blushing Twilight.
"I like..." Her ears perked and Red lost his nerve. "Cucumbers!"
Sheik made a face. "Ew."
Twilight looked down, disappointment clearly written in her furrowed brow. She shuffled her feet, glanced at Layna who nodded her understanding. Twilight slowly walked away, her ears pressed against her temples, leaving an angry Peach and Layna to glare at a face-burning Red.
"Truths: Jigglypuff: Are you a boy or girl?" Layna asked the adorable pink puff ball.
"Girl." The puff ball responded as she put a flower in her hair.
"Falco: Do you like anyone ;)?" Layna asked.
"Well yeah...Sure." He said.
"Who is it?" Layna questioned.
"Won't say who she is." He said as he crossed his arms.
"Why?" She asked.
"Because."
"Why?"
Because!" He told her.
"Oh...Okay then...
"Okay...Everyone: Do you like Harry Potter or Twlight better?" Layna asked.
"Twilight!" Most of them screamed.
"No...The movie." Layna told them.
"Layna! Don't ruin mah moment!" Twilight responded.
"But that's what the card-"
"It's my moment!" Twlight said." Let me have it. Pleeeaase." She said as she gave the most pitiful kitty eyes.
"Fine..." Layna said.
"Yayz!" Twilight said as she was surrounded by most of the smashers.
"Next up is...Queen Authoress 'Sarcy' Hand!
Hey. everyone! MY ROY IS SUPERIOR! MWHAHAHAHAHA*cough**spat**cough*. Phew. This time, I have a truth for Link and Roy.
Link: Why did you try to kill Navi? What did she do to make you dislike her so much?
Roy: If your mom's not Ninian, how did you get your dragon powers?
Navi: Did you know Ike helped Link kill the muffin man?
Now, for the dares.
Navi: I want you to kill Ike with an AK-47 (a type of gun) fit for your size. After you do it, I will give you the perfect muffin that angels made.
Link: Since you don't like Navi, I'm sending in Ruto. she is also immune to death, so don't try to kill her. Trying to kill her will result getting transported into the fangirl pit and these fangirls have rabies! This goes for everyone.
All the swordsmen: Have a battle to see who is the greatest swordsman of all times! I'll give you all fifty bucks if you gang up on Ike.
That's all for now. Don't want to run out of ideas. I wish you all good luck! ;)
"Link: Why did you try to kill Navi? What did she do to make you dislike her so much?" Layna asked him.
"I tried to kill her because for the past three weeks she has only talked about muffins! Nothing but muffins! Do you know how annoying that gets after three weeks!" He screamed.
"...Ahem...Alrighty then..." Layna said as she stared at Link.
"Roy: If your mom's not Ninian, how did you get your dragon powers?" Layna asked.
"Cuz' I'm just awesome!" He replied.
"No seriously...Give me a real answer..." Layna told him.
"I don't have dragon powers..." He stated.
"Then explain how you 'magically' turned into a dragon the last chapter." Layna said.
"Uhh...Look a pegasus!" He yelled as he pointed towards the crowd.
"Where?" They all questioned as they looked away. Everyone except Twilight, Cookie and Layna.
"Are we going to stop him?" Cookie questioned.
Layna let out a sigh." Just let him run..." She said as Roy went running out of the room.
All the smashers look back at the three.
"Hey where's Roy?" Kirby asked.
"He...Blew up..." Layna told him.
"What?" Link asked.
"He just...Blew up...And you all missed it..." Layna said.
"Onto the next dare!" Layna exclaimed before anyone could respond.
"Navi: Did you know Ike helped Link kill the muffin man?" Layna told her.
"Y-you-you-you-you-you YOU WHAT!" She screamed on the top of her lungs.
"What! I-I didn't kill the muffin man!" Link said as he backed away.
"Yeah! He killed him alright! I saw him!" Ike said as he pointed at Link.
"Shut up you idiot!" Link yelled.
"He killed the muffin man!" Link told Navi while pointing at Ike.
"HOW COULD YOU! ALL HE DID WAS BAKE MUFFINS!" Navi wailed.
"I'm telling you I DID ..MAN!" Link yelled.
"Die!" Navi yelled as she flew at high speeds towards Link.
Link held up his hand.
*Thud*
Navi hit his hand then...Fell to the ground.
"Revenge...Will...Be...Mine..." She said slowly.
"Next dare!"Layna interupted."Navi: I want you to kill Ike with an AK-47 (a type of gun) fit for your size. After you do it, I will give you the perfect muffin that angels made." Layna told her.
"M-muffin?" She questioned as she flew towards Layna.
"Wait! First you must kill Ike...Here's a gun." Layna said handing Navi a tiny gun.
"DIIIIEEEE!" Navi yelled as she shot Ike.
*Ike dies*
"Well...Here's your muffin!" Layna said handing Navi a muffin.
*Navi takes a bite of the muffin*
"This muffin is disgusting!" Navi yelled.
"Well yeah, Pits not much of a baker." Layna told her.
"Ah, well...Link: Since you don't like Navi, I'm sending in Ruto. she is also immune to death, so don't try to kill her. Trying to kill her will result getting transported into the fangirl pit and these fangirls have rabies! This goes for everyone." Layna said.
*Ruto enters the room*
*Twilight sniffs the air*
"I-I smell fish..." She said as she looked around.
Twilight looked over at Ruto.
"What?" Ruto questioned.
"You smell like a fish..." She stated.
"I am a Zora..." She said.
Ruto looks around the room.
"Link!" She yelled as she ran over to him.
Link slowly backed away.
"Get away from me..." He said holding up his sword.
"Uhh..Don't kill her...Remember the pit of rabid fangirls." Layna told him.
"Wait a second...I have an idea..." Layna said.
"Hey Captain Falcon I dare you to falcon punch me!" She yelled.
"Uh...FALCON PAWNCH" He yelled as he ran towards Layna.
Right before he hit Layna she moved out of the way resulting in him punching Ruto.
"I said don't try to kill her..." Layna said with an evil smile.
*Captain Falcon disappears*
"What the..." He said as he looked around.
"Get him.!...Oh wait...Never mind..." A girl said.
Everyone backs away slowly.
"Just never mind...GET AWAY!" They all yelled.
Moments later he appeared back at the smash mansion.
"What the- how did you survive? How come you don't have rabies?" Layna asked.
"I got rejected." He said as he pointed to his forehead the had rejected written in red ink.
"BUUUUURN!" Layna said loudly.
"Next! All the swordsmen: Have a battle to see who is the greatest swordsman of all times! I'll give you all fifty bucks if you gang up on Ike." Layna said.
Every one starts fighting.
"Hey! Don't gang up on me!" Ike yelled while trying to fight everyone at once.
"Die!" Meta Knight said as he attacked Ike.
Ike looses. five remain...
Pit losses...Then Meta Knight...then Marth...Then Roy.
"This means the winner is...Link!" Layna exclaimed.
*Fanfare music*
"Roy you could have one if you used your dragon powers." She said.
"I don't have dragon powers!" He told her.
"Just sayin'..." She said.
"Ooh look next up is...DarthCraftus!" Layna told them.
Funny stuff!
Anyway...
Dares:
Captain Falcon-Refer to yourself in the Third Person for the rest of the chapter.
Fox-Be hit by an anti-gravity ray that lasts until the end of the chapter
Marth-Be hammered into the ground by an irate mallet-wielding hobgoblin.
"Captain Falcon...-Refer to yourself...in the Third Person... for the rest of the chapter."Layna said slowly.
"What...? Can't I just tie him to a chair and make him watch re-runs of Dora the Explorer?"Layna asked.
"I don't like chicken..." Captain Falcon said.
"Dear Nayru can I just kill him NOW!" Layna yelled.
"I do however like chicken pot pies..." He said.
Layna look at him." You have nothing to say or I will kill you..." She told him.
"I really hope she dosen't kill me..." He said.
"If you don't shut up I will..." She told him as she drew her sword.
"Cool! Layna I didn't know you had a sword!" Twilight said.
"Oh no, she drew her sword..." Said Captain falcon.
'That's it!" She yelled.
"You can't kill him." Said Cookie." It's in the dare." She told Layna.
"Fine..." She said as she sheathed her sword.
"Good she's not going to kill me." He said.
"Don't do it..." Layna said quietly to herself.
"Next dare...Fox-Be hit by an anti-gravity ray that lasts until the end of the chapter."
"An anti-gravity ray that lasts the whole chapter? That's a long time..." Said Captain Falcon.
"Ugh..." Layna said as she rolled her eyes and pulled out a gun.
She shot it at Fox causing him to float up to the ceiling.
"That's it?" Fox asked.
"Is that all that he has to do?" Asked Captain Falcon.
Layna glares at Captain Falcon for a moment and then looks at the cards with the dare written on them.
"Marth-Be hammered into the ground by an irate mallet-wielding hobgoblin." Layna said.
"What on earth is a hobgoblin?" Asked Captain Falcon.
"I-I don't know..." Said Layna."But some one go get this hobgoblin and bring it into the room!" She told them.
*Hobgoblin enters room and starts snarling*
"What the-!" Marth yelled as he backed away from the creature.
The creature began to hit Marth with a giant mallet.
*THWACK*
*WACK*
*WACK*
*WACK*
"That looks painful..."Layna said as she looked over at Marth.
*everyone is revived*
"Next up is, drum roll please..." Said Layna.
*drum roll*
"GameGuy12!"
Truths: Ike and samus- you both said you like each other, so why not go on a date?
Mario and Ike- why are you so awesome?
Sonic- why do you still have games?
Dares: Sonic- get on your knees and DONT move no matter what, or else you will die and never be revived!
Ike and Samus- go on a date and enjoy it or eternal death for you!
Everyone (except sonic, Ike and samus)- watch me hold this gun to Sonic's face, but don't worry, I won't-*boom!* Dr Mario- uuuuhhhhh, sonic shot himself in the face! Fix him!
"Truths: Ike and samus- you both said you like each other, so why not go on a date?" Layna asked.
"Umm...I don't know..." Said Ike.
Samus just closed her helmet on her power suit.
"Awkward silence..." Layna said as she looked around.
"Ahem...Mario and Ike- why are you so awesome?" Layna asked.
"Because we're awesome...'Nuff said..." Ike said as he nodded his head.
"Cool..." Layna said as she looked over at them.
"Sonic- why do you still have games?" She asked.
"Like Mario and Ike said. We're just that awesome." He told her.
"Indeed..." Said Layna.
"Dares: Sonic- get on your knees and DONT move no matter what, or else you will die and never be revived!" Layna told him." Well that's a little bit harsh..."
"Do these people hate me!" Sonic said as he got on his knees and stood as still as possible.
"These people don't hate you!" Layna reassured.
"We'll just leave you there until the end of the chapter...I guess..." She told him.
"This on is a little harsh too...Ike and Samus- go on a date and enjoy it or eternal death for you!" She told them.
"What?" Ike questioned.
"You don't have much of a choice. So...Go on a date!" She told the two.
"Are you going to wear the power suit the entire time?" Ike asked.
Samus nodded.
"You can't go on a date wearing a power suit! You'll look like you're ready to kill some one!" He told her.
Samus took of her helmet for a moment.
"That's the point..." She said.
"Come on, really?" He asked.
"Do you want me to kill you?" She asked.
"Well you'll look stupid if you wear that power suit out." Ike told her.
Before he could say another word he was pinned up against the wall by his throat.
"DON'T EVER TELL ME MY POWER SUIT LOOKS STUPID!" She yelled.
"Okay!...I...Won't" Is what he managed to say.
She released her grip and Ike ran away from her.
Samus though for a moment.
"Well I guess I don't have to wear the power suit." Samus said.
"Could you have said that before you tried to strangle me!" He yelled.
"Don't push it..." She told him.
And so the two went out on a date.
"Next dare! Hey this one's for you Sonic! See, they don't hate you! It says...Everyone (except sonic, Ike and samus)-
watch me hold this gun to Sonic's face, but don't worry, I won't-*boom!*
Dr Mario looks at Sonic "Uuuhhhhh, sonic shot himself in the face! Fix him!" He told them.
"Well...Looks like they do hate you..." Layna said.
"Uhh..."
*Everyone is revived*
'Next is...Dr Zombie!" Layna told them.
Truths
Navi...did you know Ike is the muffin man?
Ike...did you know your the muffin man?
Everyone...did you know I'm an alien zombie doctor?
Dares
Navi...tie this grenade to yourself and get In links throat.
Link...DIE!
"Navi...did you know Ike is the muffin man?" Layna asked.
"What? Chu are teh muffin man!" Navi said as she flew towards Ike.
"Are you really the muffin man? Huh? Huh? Are ya? Huh?" Navi asked.
"Um...No I'm not the muffin man." He replied.
"Ike...did you know your the muffin man?" Layna told him.
"Well...In that case...I guess I am..." Ike said confused.
"You are teh muffin man!" Navi yelled as she ran around the room.
"Navi! You're over reacting!" She yelled.
"!" She yelled.
"NAVI!" Layna yelled.
The fairy stopped flying around and faced Layna.
"Don't annoy us all, just annoy IKE!" Layna told her.
"Oh...OKAY!" She said as she flew over by Ike.
"Get away from me you stupid bug!" Ike yelled.
"Wha-?...THE MUFFIN MAN THINKS I'M STUPID!" Navi wailed as she flew around the room.
Layna let out a sigh.
"We'll just have to carry on with the truths and dares..." She said.
"Did you know that Dr Zombie is an...Alien zombie doctor?" Layna asked.
Everyone shook their heads slowly.
"Nope...No one had a clue." Layna said.
"Okay, on to the dares...Wha-?" Layna questioned.
"I wonder what is says..." Captain Falcon said.
"I'm not reading that one..." Layna said." It's too harsh..."
"What does it say?" Asked Twilight.
Layna showed her the paper.
"Dang..." Twilight said.
"Whatever it is it's still a dare!" Said one of the evil smashers.
"Navi...tie this grenade...To yourself and get...In Links throat." She read.
And so Navi tied a grenade to herself and you know what happens next.
*Boom*
*Link dies*
*Link is revived*
"Sad..." Layna said.
"Next up is...Luna!" She said.
TRUTHS:
Bowser: Do you have a crush on Peach?
Wario: When was the last time you took a bath?
Lucas: What do you think of Kumatora?
Yoshi: How can you lay eggs if you are male?
Peach: What is Toad doing under your skirt?
DARES:
Link: Propose to Zelda. Don't stop until she says yes.
Mario: Write a sappy love letter to Peach.
Bowser: Be Mario's slave for a day.
Meta Knight: Take off your mask for 24 hours.
Luigi: Spend twenty-four hours in a haunted garage.
Kirby: Eat a car.
Fox and Wolf: Spend a week hand-cuffed to each other.
Jigglypuff: Tell a horror story.
"Bowser: Do you have a crush on Peach?" Layna asked.
Bowser hissed.
"No!" He told her.
"Then why do you always kidnapped her?" She asked.
"So that stupid Mario can't get her!" Bowser said.
"That makes sense...I guess..."Layna said.
"Okay, Wario: When was the last time you took a bath?" Layna asked.
"What's a bath?" He asked confused.
All the smashers took one step away from him.
"You-you?...Never mind..." Layna said as she backed away.
"Okay...Umm...Next truth...Lucas: What do you think of Kumatora?" Layna asked.
"Kumatora?...I've only met her once, and that was about two years ago." He replied.
"Oh..." Layna said.
"Well then...Yoshi: How can you lay eggs if you are male?" Layna asked him.
"All of the Yoshi's can lay eggs." He told her.
"How?" Asked Captain Falcon.
"Will you- Can't you shut up!" Layna yelled at Captain Falcon.
"Why do all the Yoshi's lay eggs?" Layna asked.
"For defense." he told her.
"Ah...That's why." She said.
"Um...Peach: What is Toad doing under your skirt?" Layna asked her.
"He wouldn't fit in my pocket." Peach told her.
"Ohhhh..." Layna said.
"Ahem...Onto the Dares!" She said.
"Well this is going to be annoying...Link: Propose to Zelda. Don't stop until she says yes." Layna said.
"Will you marry me?" Link asked Zelda.
"No..."
"Please?"
"No.."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"NO."
"Please?"
"NO!" Zelda yelled on the top of her lungs.
"Pleeeeeeaaasseeee?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She yelled even louder...If that's possible.
*Many,Many,MANY hours later*
"OKAY THAT"S ENOUGH!" Layna yelled." We can go on with the next dare now!" She told them.
Layna took a deep breath.
"Mario: Write a sappy love letter to Peach." Layna told him.
"Okay." He said as he began to write on a piece of paper.
*One hour later*
"I've finished it!" Mario said.
"Who? What?" Layna said as she stood up.
Mario sent the letter to Peach since she's at the Asparagus Kingdom.
She opened the letter and it said.
I think you're peachy!
"Aww!" She wrote back along with." Send help!"
"Dang that was way too sappy!" Layna said sarcastically.
"Bowser: Be Mario's slave for a day." She told him.
"What! I would rather die!" He told Layna.
"You must! Sorry, it's the dare. You have to do it." She said.
Bowser let out a growl.
"Fine..."
"What do I do?" Bowser asked trying to resist killing the plumber.
"Be nice." Mario told him.
"Wha-!" He said as he looked at Mario." I can't do that!"
"You have too." He told Bowser.
"...Fine...Hi...How's that..." He said.
"Better." He told him.
*24 hours later*
"Next dare!...Meta Knight: Take off your mask for 24 hours." Layna told him.
"Make me." He told her.
"Okay." Layna shrugged then walked over to Meta Knight and quickly took off his mask.
"AWWWWW!" Layna exclaimed as she looked at the blue puffball that looked like Kirby.
"You're so cuuuuutttteeeeee!" Layna told him.
*Sword*
*Slash*
"Ouch..." Layna said as she took a step back.
"Still cute though..." she said then began to read the next dare.
"Luigi: Spend twenty-four hours in a haunted garage." Layna told him.
"I've had it with haunted places..." He told her.
"Well...Go to that haunted place's garage!" Layna exclaimed.
"Fine..." He said then left the smash mansion.
"This looks fun...Kirby: Eat a car." Layna told the pink marshmallow looking creature.
"Poyo." He said as he walked into the garage of the Smash Mansion.
Kirby walked up to a car.
*Gulp*
*BUURRP*
"Poyo poy." He said.
"Translation!...That's it?" Layna said." Well...Yeah..." She told him.
"Poyo."(Okay)
"This one Can't be good...Umm...Fox and Wolf: Spend a week hand-cuffed to each other." Layna told the two.
"WHAT!" They both yelled simultaineously.
"Sorry..." Layna said as she walked over to the two with handcuffs.
*Click*
*Click*
"There you go." She told them.
The two began growling.
"Uhh...We should get away from here as fast as possible..." Layna said as she backed away quickly.
"Run!" She said as ran as fast as she could, then crawled under a chair. Layna began to hear strange noises.
"What...The...?" She said as she then looked over to her right to see her friend Twilight.
"That's were you went!" Layna said.
"I dropped my sandwich..." She said as she got out from under the chair.
"This isn't good..." Twilight said as she looked over at the two who were handcuffed together.
"Why did you handcuff me, to him!" Yelled Fox.
"Why did you handcuff me to this idiot!" Wolf yelled.
"I-I didn't do it!" Twilight told them.
They looked over to see Layna sneaking away.
"Why!" They both asked.
"It's the dare!" She told them.
Fox held up his gun and pointed it at Layna.
"Get him away from me!" Fox demanded.
"What? You scared?" Mocked Wolf.
"What! NO!" He yelled back.
"You know what?" Twilight asked Layna.
"What?"
"This fight is actually kinda funny considering that Fox is standing on the ceiling and Wolf is just hanging from the ceiling." She told Layna.
"Hehe...Anti-Gravity gun." She said.
"Wait...Then how did you handcuff them?" Her friend Cookie asked as she walked up to the two.
"Anti-Gravity gun." She replied.
"And how are you able to stay on the floor?" Cookie asked.
"Iron boots." Layna said as she pointed to her shoes.
"Ah...Indeed..." Cookie replied.
*Watches fight*
"Well...This could be awhile...So...Jigglypuff: Tell a horror story, while we wait." Layna told her.
"Okay! Ahem...Here goes...One day I was walking though the forest all alone. When I ran into a group of people, I began to sing and they all fell asleep...ISN'T THAT JUST HORRIBLE!" JigglyPuff wailed.
"JigglyPuff...That's not scary...Tell a real horror story." Layna told her.
"Oh...Once there was this ghost who knew a ghost who knew this ghost who liked to make toast! Is that scary?" She asked.
Layna let out a sigh then responded.
"Yeah...Sure..." She told JigglyPuff.
"Okay next up is...dudeguy!" Layna said.
Yae, ah luvs yur ToD its'a AWESOME XD okie here r teh darehs;
Kirby, here's a cookie *gives*
now hold up 3 fingers.
Bowser, climb to the top of an active volcano (but not where you can get burned) and wait for it to erupt. When it does, make your loudest, most epic roar ever while spitting fire. then bite Wario's head XD
Olimar, go crawl in a hole and DIE.
Navi, you are no longer immortal *ding* and all you can say is Hey, listen, hello, look, and watch out!
Link, you are mute for the chapter *ding* and you can only yell and make various grunts XD
Young link, go get Ezlo and bring him here for the next 3 chapters :D
and also kill Navi
Luigi, here's some sunglasses. Be awesome.
Peach, spam your Ha-Cha! move for 3 hours on Ganondorf XD
Snake, go play 7 min. in heaven with...
Zero Suit Samus.
XD
Pikachu, evolve. :D
aand Twilight, go...do...something. :/
Oh, and teleport MEGAMAN here!
"Poy po poyo poy poyo!"(Yayz I got a cookie!) Kirby exclaim then began to gnaw on the cookie.
"Poy...Poyo po poyo poy?"(Now...Hold up three fingers?)
*Kirby attempts to hold up three fingers*
"Poy..."(Darn...)
"Bowser, climb to the top of an active volcano (but not where you can get burned) and wait for it to erupt. When it does, make your loudest, most epic roar ever while spitting fire. then bite Wario's head XD" Layna told him.
"Now that, I can do." He said as he began to look for the nearest active volcano.
*Ummm...Later that same day*
"Yes! I found the volcano!" He said as he began to climb up it. Within a few minutes he was at the top.
Bowser looks back at the volcano.
"Umm...It's not erupting..." He said annoyed.
*One hour later and the volcano begins to erupt*
As soon as the Lava began to spew into the air Bowser let out a loud roar.
"ROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!" He roared epic-ly.
Then bit Wario's head.
"Ouch!" Wario exclaimed.
"Well, onto the next dare!...Well this is slightly harsh...Olimar, go crawl in a hole and DIE." Layna told him.
"Huh?" He questioned.
"Everyone hates me..." He said sadly as he went to go find a hole to crawl in and well...Die...
"Well...Navi, you are no longer immortal *ding* and all you can say is Hey, listen, hello, look, and watch out!" Layna told the small fairy.
"What I can't just-"She began to say.*DING*
"HEY!" She yelled.
"LISTEN!"
Navi looked around for a moment.
"WATCH OUT!" She warned Link.
"I'm not falling for that trick..." He told her.
*THWACK*
"WHAT THE!" Link said as he stood up.
"Oh! I forgot about the mallet wielding Hobgoblin." Layna said.
"So...Did I..." Link said as he looked over at Navi who was scribbling on a piece of paper. A few moments later and she handed him the paper.
The note read...Told you...
"Really..." He questioned as he looked over at Navi.
"Okay...Next dare...Link, you are mute for the chapter *ding* and you can only yell and make various grunts XD!" She told him.
"Wha-"*DING*
"Well...Looks like he has nothing to say...So...Onto the next dare!...Young link, go get Ezlo and bring him here for the next 3 chapters :D" Layna told him.
"Ezlo!" Young Link exclaimed as he ran off to get Ezlo.
A few minutes later and he retuned with him.
"Wha-?...What am I doing here?" He asked as he looked around confused.
"You will be staying here for the next three chapters!" Layna told him.
"Who are you?" He questioned.
"I'm Layna." She told him.
"And all these people?" He asked.
"Oh no...Not again..." Twilight said.
Layna took a deep breath.
"There's Mario, Luigi, Link, Toon Link, peach well actually Daisy considering she's here for the next few chapters...Hey that reminds me...Let's see how Peach is doing!" Layna said.
Layna looked at the Phone at the smash mansion.
"Huh? Is says, five hundred missed calls..." Layna said.
"Well...Who are they from?" Asked Zelda.
"It says...Missed call from Peach...The next is from Peach...And Peach...All of them are from Peach...Do you think I should call?" Layna asked.
"Umm...Yeah...Probably." Said Mario.
*Calls Peach*
"FINALY YOU CALLED BACK!" Peach screamed on the other end of the phone.
"Is something wrong?" Layna asked.
"Is something wrong? IS SOMETHING WRONG! I'VE BEEN BEING CHASED BY A CHAIN CHOMP! AND I JUST FOUND A HIDING PLACE!" She yelled.
"Oh my!" Exclaimed Daisy.
"I forgot to tell her something." She said.
"Okay, here you go." Layna said as she handed her the phone.
"Why did you leave me with a giant evil CHAIN CHOMP!" Peach yelled.
"I forgot to tell you...The foods on the back porch along with the key, so you can get in the castle.
"I...Can...you...mean that...I COULD HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE CASTLE WHEN I GOT HERE!" Peach yelled.
"Well just go back to the castle." Said Daisy.
"Oh and tell Chompy that you'll get him some food, that always makes him happy.
"Okay...Bye..." Peach said.
*Asparagus Kingdom*
Peach looked outside of the cave to see Chompy running in a circle.
"I'll go get you some food Chompy!" She said loud enough for the creature to hear her.
The Chain Chomp looked over at her and smiled a toothy smile as it ran over to her.
"Oh...No..." She said as the creature charged at her.
Right before it rammed into her he stopped and looked at her.
"Come on..." Said the princess as she trudged on to the castle.
She looked on the back porch to see a bag of food that had to be at least five hundred pounds of food.
"Dang...How much do you eat!" She questioned.
She looked next to the rather large bag of food to see a small key.
"THANK THE HEAVENS!" Peach exclaimed as she grabbed the key.
She slowly placed the key in the key hole and turned it.
*Snap*
Peach pulled back the key.
"No..." She said as she looked at the broken key.
"NOOOOOOO!" She screamed as she threw her head back.
She looked over at Chompy.
"Oh...That's right...I have to feed you..." Peach said as she opened the bag of food.
"NUM-NUMS!" The Chain Chomp exclaimed.
Peach opened the entire bag of food.
Chompy began eating.
A few minutes later and the chain chomp finished.
*BUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP*
"Hey..." Peach said as she looked at the door.
"Can you do me a favor?" She asked Chompy.
*Moments later*
"CHARGE!" Peach exclaimed while ridding on the back of the Chain Chomp.
They went smashing though the back of the castle.
"Finally!" Peach exclaimed as she got of the chain chomp.
"Intruder!" She heard some one say.
"This never ends..." Peach said.
*Smash Mansion*
"Next...Kill Navi..." Layna said.
"HIYAH!" Link yelled as he hit Navi with his sword.
*Navi is now dead*
"You have to say that was depressing..." Layna said.
"Ehh..." Said Link as he shrugged his shoulders.
*Luigi returns from the haunted mansion*
"Luigi, here's some sunglasses. Be awesome." Layna said as she handed him a pair of sunglasses.
*Puts on sunglasses*
"I'm awesome!" He exclaimed.
Layna looked at the next dare's.
"Uhhh...No..." She said as she shook her head."Ahem...And no...For the next one..." She said.
"So...Pikachu, evolve. :D" Layna told him.
"Pika...Chu!" He said as a large ball of light surrounded him for a moment then went away.
"Rai! Raichu!" He exclaimed.
Raichu starts running around.
He runs out of the room.
Moments later the light go out.
Layna let out a sigh.
"Some one go find him..." She said.
"I'll go find him." Said Pichu.
They heard loud random CHUUUS coming from the other room.
"Chu..."
"Pi! Pichu! Chu!"
"Rai...Raichu..."
"Pi? Chu?"
"Rai..." He said as he set down the wires he was gnawing on.
"Yay! Light!" Layna exclaimed.
"Whoop...I liked the dark better..." Twilight said. as she sunk into her chair.
"Okay...Last dare of the night...aand Twilight, go...do...something. :/" Layna told her friend.
"Anything?" Twilight asked.
"Yes, anything." She replied.
"Well in that case...I'll be right back." Twilight said as she left the room.
*Moments later*
"What'd you blow up-Where's the fire-Who's injured?" Layna questioned.
Twilight plopped back into her chair and began drinking something.
"What...What are you drinking?" Asked Layna.
Twilight took a sip.
"Ah...Yogurt." She said then returned to her beverage/food item.
"Oh and they , and teleport MEGAMAN here!" Layna said.
*Teleports MegaMan into the room*
"Hello everyone!" He exclaimed.
Everyone waved awkwardly.
"Hi...?" Some of them said.
*Long Awkward silence*
"Well, that brings this chapter to an end!" Layna said as the credits began rolling.
"What the?" She questioned.
"GET THESE WORDS OUT OF MY FACE!" She yelled as she drew her sword and began slashing at the credits. Making them fly all over the place.
"Hey! It's like Mad Libs!" Twilight said as she ran over with Cookie following.
"Hey look I made it say chapter hosted by Layna!" Layna said pointing to the credits.
"No..You just fixed them." Twilight said.
"I'm...I'm not one for destroying thing..." She said.
"WEEEEE! Look at me!" Cookie said as she grabbed onto a line of credits and began to be dragged up by a whole bunch of words.
"I don't think that-" Layna began to say.
"Wait for me!" Exclaimed Twilight as she grabbed Cookie's feet.
"Ah, what the heck!" Layna said as she ran and grabbed Twilight's feet.
And the three went up with the credits.
*Moments later*
"We're on top of the smash mansion!" Twilight exclaimed as she looked over and saw her friend Layna on the ground.
"What's up?" She asked.
"I don't know...WE'RE ONLY ON THE ROOF OF THE BIGGEST BUILING IN ALL OF THE DIMENTIONS!" Layna said as she laid flat on the ground.
"You're not afraid of falling are you?" Asked Twilight.
"No...Just the sudden stop at the end." Layna replied.
Layna stood up and looked over at Cookie.
"Where's the door?" She asked.
"Umm...I don't know..." Said Twilight.
"How are we going to get down!" Asked Layna.
"Though the hole in the roof caused by the credits." Said Cookie.
"You're a genius!" Said Layna as she went though the roof and onto the top floor with Twilight and Cookie following.
"Let's take the elevator." Said Cookie.
*All three enter the elevator*
*Catchy elevator music*
"Too bad elevators don't move as fast as credits..." Said Layna.
*Many moments later*
*They enter the main room of the Smash Mansion*
"And so ends are chapter! Hope you enjoyed it!" Said Layna.
Authors notes: I hope you enjoyed this chappy! Please leave reviews if you like the Chapter! :)
~LightOfLanayru
