TOD Contest!
It's me, LightOfLanayru. I will be hosting this chapter with Triforce_Cookie as my sidekick!
Or, as were better known, Layna and Cookie!
"Sorry about the long wait..." Said a Hylian girl with blue hair and strange golden eyes.
"And Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand. Navi was revived after the last chapter, every one had to think that she was dead so she could go to the international muffin convention...So...All is well!"
"So, Shall we go on with the dares Layna?"
"Yes, Cookie, we shall!" She said as she held up many cards with dares on them.
"Okay, first up...Bob Jim Francis..."
Sup. Dares:
Zelda: Make out with Link
Marth: Be a fairy for 500 hours
Sonic: Find Blaze and Make out with her
Ike: Make out with Marth
Truths:
Roy: Who would you rather go out with? Marth, Link or Ike
Jigglypuff: Kirby or Meta Knight?
Zelda: Do you like cheese?
~B.J Francis x
" *_*...You...You have violated rule number one!" Layna said as she read over the dare.
Cookie held up a red siren and began running around the room yelling"Weeeeee woooooo! Weeeee woooooo!" Over and over and over.
"I'm sorry but I have to put you in the box of shame." Said the blunette.
*Grabs your arm and puts you in a box*
"You will have to stay there till tomarrow, to think about what you did. Plus, that's when the trash man comes...But you are banished from the competition fo evah!"
"Ahem...Next up is Me. Not me as in Layna, but as the persons username."
Hey! Here are some truths and dares :D
Dares:
Ness: Kiss Lucas
Link: Eat a worm
Sheik: Kiss Gannondork
Gannondork: Kiss Link
Truths:
Sonic: Blaze, Amy or Rouge?
Thats all for now :D
"What the heck... What is with the rule breaking of rule number one!"
*Banishment*
Cookie was over in the corner placing a dare card with 'Rest in peace 'Me''.
"Well they should have listened." She said in a stern voice.
"Okay...Please let the next...Be better..."
Hi! Thanks for using my dares and truths! Yes you can call me ol'no name ^^. Truths: Authors: Do you read manga and if so which is your favorite?
Samus: What is your favorite game that you've made?
Link: Do you have a girlfriend?
Dares: Everyone: You must watch a monkey use a flamethrower on Weegee and Chuck Norris.
Lucas: I love you so you get to be free from any dares in this chapter!
Luigi: You must fight Ness, Sonic, and Chuck Norris at one time to prove once again how awesome you are! That all folks :D! ~Nobody.
"Yay! Some one who listens to da rules!...I applaud you Ol' no name!
And, what is this whole thing about Chuck Norris all over the Internet? Just wondering..."
The blunette looked down at the stack of cards.
"Ooh! This first one's for us!" Layna exclaimed holding the card above her head and waving it frantically.
"What is it?" Twilight and Cookie said with excitement.
"It says, 'Do you read manga, and if so which is your favorite?"
"Well, I don't read a lot of manga, but I have read the Vocaloid manga's online, and they're pretty funny at some times." Said Layna.
"I've read that one too, and that's about it." Cookie added.
Twilight paused for a manga!" She said pumping her fists into the air.
"Okay, Samus, what is your favorite game that you've made?" Layna said as she flipped to the next peice of paper.
"Hmm..." She said as she pondered the answer."Other M."
"Yeah! The one with the shooting and the monsters and such?"
The blunette couldn't tell, but the bounty huntress was giving her the 'you've got to be kidding me look' from beneath her helmets shield.
"Hooray! Onto da next dare!"She said.
"Okay, this one's for Link!-" She paused, her narrowing while long pointed ears lowered slightly.
"Uh..."
"I don't have to die again do I?" Link questioned annoyed.
"No, just answer a question." She said, eyes fixed on the card, her blushing slightly.
"What is is?"
"Link: Do you have a girlfriend?..." She questioned.
"Oh, I...Um...Yes." He said rubbing the back of his neck.
"Who is it?" Twilight said crossing her arms."We need proof."
"It's -"
*Chuck Norris crashes though the roof from a flying car*
Layna let out a sigh as this Chuck Norris dude came in with a monkey on his shoulders.
"You haven't even heard the dares yet..." Layna said annoyed that the question wasn't answered.
"I'm actually from the future." He said as he put a pair of sunglasses on, along with his monkey.
"Really?" Cookie questioned as she clasped her hands together."From the year 3000?"
"Year 3000?" Marth, Ike and Roy chimed in.
"Oh, God...Cookie do you realize what you've done!"
"Yeah, I spoke, was that so-"
"Not what I ment! You don't-"
"
Said I'm here from the year three thousand, not much has changed except they live underwater, and your great, great, great- "
"Knock it off bozos!" Layna exclaimed.
"Aww..." The trio looked down in despair.
"Don't worry though, we get to watch Luigi and Chuck Norris get toasted to a crisps by a flame thrower monkey!"
"Hoorah!" Ike and Roy exclaimed.
"Subarashii!" Marth chimed in.
"Eh?" The other two questioned.
"Excellent!" He translated.
"Okay, go on flame thrower monkey!" Layna cut in."Go kill- er I mean, go burn them to death- no wait- ahh, who am I kidding." She said waving her hand."Keel em both."
"Screaaah!" The monkey yelled as it shot the flamethrower engulfing Luigi within seconds.
*Ten seconds later*
"Okay flame thrower monkey, I think that's good, remember you still have to destroy the other dude."
"Eyyaah!" The monkey screeched and turned the flame thrower off.
"Oh, good God! He's gone! You've disintegrated him!" Layna yelled gesturing towards him with her arms as if she were directing a plane."How do we revive him?" She questioned panicked.
*Cookie wheels in a vacuum*
"Stand clear." The blonde said.
"Wait- Cookie, what are you- are you gonna- No you can't-" Twilight said starring at her.
*Vaarrooooooooooom*
"Ahh!" Twilight yelled scurrying behind the nearest sofa."No leik Vacuum..."
*Vacuums up dust*
"Here, Gannondorf, take him to the Doctor." Cookie said handing the evil ruler the container of dust.
"You make sure he gets a band-aid from good ol' Dr. Mario M'kay?"
"Eh? What?" The dark wizard questioned.
"I said, you make sure he ge-"
"I got that you nitwit." He yelled.
"Ni...Nitwit?" Cookie questioned, her eyes growing big as they welled with tears.
"WAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" She exclaimed as waterfall tears came shooting from her eyes.
Twilight's head slowly came above the couch, her cat ears pulled flat against her head, while she snarled loudly at Gannon.
"How dare you!" Layna yelled in sync with Twilight.
"You stupid, big, fat, meanie!" Twilight yelled.
"Your actions are unforgivable!" Layna yelled."You know what this means?"
"Eh...Pie?"
"No, not pie you dummy!" Twilight said as she transformed into a panther and backed him in the corner.
"No, please no!" He begged."Nuuuuuu!"
*Kerthwap*
"What?" He questioned as he looked up at a tall cone like hat that read,'Dunce'.
"Really? Is that all you've got?" He questioned.
Twilight snarled showing off her fangs.
"Okay, okay!"
*Mew*
Twilight looked towards Cookie, and happily pranced over to her.
"Rawr, mew, mew, rawr!" She exclaimed.
"Thanks, but I can't understand you."
*Twilight turns back into a human*
"The deed has been done!"
*Hug*
"Um, I hate to break up yalls happy hug you've got goin' on there, but have you forgotten 'bout Luigi?
The three looked over at Daisy then over to Zelda.
"Zewlda! Fix him! Fix him! FIX HEEEEM!"
"Okay, okay!" She yelled before running over to the jar.
"I'm sure that her spell will be something awesome, and unlame!" Layna said with confidence.
The Hylian princess walked over to the Luigi dust.
"Wevive Wuweegi!" She said and within moment, the green plumber was alive.
"That was lame..." Twilight said.
"Okay, now before we get too much off track we need to head to the next dare!" Layna said."Lucus, you are loved by this person, so you are free from any dares this chappy!"
"Really?" He questioned.
The blunette nodded.
"Coolio." Lucus replied.
"Thank the heavens I'm alive!" Luigi exclaimed."Now I won't have ta die again!"
"Next one's for you Loogsters." She said looking towards Luigi.
"Everyone hates me...Don't they?"
"Nah, they just like to see you keel over every now and again, er, most times! Well any way, Ness, Sonic and Chuck Norris! Go attack Luigi!"
"Hiyiyiyiya!" He said throwing random punches.
"What!-What's going on!" Cookie questioned.
Luigi was surrounded by a field of pure energy.
"Layna! What's his power level?" Twilight interjected.
"It's ovar niine Thoouuuusssaaand!"
*Insta win*
Most of the smashers stood there with their mouths hanging open, everyone was dead...
"You killed Chuck Norris..." Layna trailed off.
"Pfft." He said as he sat up."Dead? I prank call death on a daily bases!"
"And?" Layna added.
"I call 'em and he can't trace the call." He said as he stood up and put his sunglasses on."Come on flame thrower monkey, we've got places to be."
The monkey threw the flame thrower at Luigi, and jumped on Chuck Norris's shoulder, before he was beamed up into the millennium Falcon.
*Everyone Is Revived*
"Okkeeedoookay! Onto the next person!" Layna said."Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand!
No... Navi can't be dead... She just can't...
Host: REVIVE NAVI! And bring back the unnatural fixation of muffins! I don't really care now if she's not immune to death, but if she does die, please bring her back.
Roy: You are a dragon just as you are a human. That won't change. Accept yourself. If you don't, I'm taking you to Dr. Phil.
Pit: Learn how to bake a decent muffin!
Sonic: You and two people of your choice get to go on an one week all paid vacation and the destination is your choice.
Host: Choose one Smasher.
Chosen Smasher: Go visit the **** ****.
Luigi: Change to Weegee!
Have fun! ;)
"Do forgive me, I had to censor out something that is not allowed in this contest." Layna said."Though I will read the rest." The blunette said as she looked towards the note cards.
"Wah! So sowwy! Navi was supposed to be revived at the end, and she was! She had to have people think she was dead, so she could go to the Muffin R Us Convention! I would never ever think of not reviving Navi! She's mah buddy!" Layna ranted on.
She took a few deep breaths to calm down."She'll be here as soon as there's a dare or truth with her! No worries!
*Ahem*"Roy: You are a dragon just as you are a human. That won't change. Accept yourself. If you don't, I'm taking you to Dr. Phil." Layna told him.
"Aghrflabinsphelit! I'm not a dragon for cryin' out loud!"
"No you're not a dragon for cryin'!"
*Roy is sent to ramble on about his problems in front of an audience and the entire world*
"Well, she warned him didn't she?" Layna questioned the other smashers, and some nodded while others shrugged.
"Well any who, Pit learn how to bake a descend muffin, you!" Layna told him.
"Yes ma'am!" He saluted then ran towards the kitchen.
"Wow, that was easier than what I thought it would be..."
"Ahhh! Le kitchen is on fiyah!" Said the mansion chef, AKA Kirby with a french accent...And a mustache, and a chef hat. :3
"He was in there for three seconds!" Layna gestured one hand towards the kitchen.
"Sacrebleu!" Kirby said throwing a frying pan into the kitchen.
"Get zim out of ze kitchin!"
"Okay, okay..." Layna said walking towards the kitchen, she looked in, and there was a box of muffin mix sitting in the frying pan, flaming and throwing embers everywhere along the way.
"Done!" Pit said as he picked up the frying pan and brought it to Layna.
She licked her thumb and put out the flaming strand of hair on his head."You can't-" She paused, he looked quite happy with his burnt box."Can't what?"
"Ugh...Just get Le Kirby, and he'll teach you how to...Improve your recipe, 'kay?" She said as she walked out of the kitchen and picked up Le Kirby and brought him back, and set him on the counter.
"Teach him how to cook, Le Kirby!"
"Non!"
"Doo et!"
"Ne jamais!
"Oh, come on, would you do it for a Scooby Snack?"
"I won't fall for such ridiculusness!"
"Ruh roh, some one's being a pain in the butt!" Layna said as she put the box on the counter next to him.
"It's a dare, if he can't cook, then that means the dare will become null, void, and all sorts of bad! You don't follow the dare, he doesn't follow the dare, we got thrown in 'didn't-listen-to-the-comments-that-followed-the-rules-JAIL! M-kay."
"Um-kay..." He trailed off."Be gone with you then! I must get to the teaching!" He said.
Layna walked back into the main room of the smash mansion.
"What took ya so long?" Twilight questioned as stood from the couch, abandoning her game of rock, paper, scissors.
"I am the master of this game!" She said with excitement.
"Ooow...That doesn't count! You kept using rock, and scissors...Actual rocks and scissors!" Said Snake.
"Man up Snake!" Twilight retorted." It counts, may I redirect you to rule number 3,025, of the Smash rule book?" She gestured towards a large book."Layna, if you will."
The blunette nodded and ran over to the book, flipping it to page number 121.
"Aha! Here it is."
Page:121
Rule number: 3,025, When challenged to a game of rock, paper, sciccors, the people partaking in said activity have full right to use three items of their choice, but it must be something that corresponds with the game.
"Need she say more?" Cookie questioned.
Layna shut the book."Indeed. Need I say more?" She paused."Okay, next dare, Sonic: You and two people of your choice get to go on an one week all paid vacation and the destination is your choice."
"Awesome!" He exclaimed."Okay, I choose...Meta Knight, and...Ness!" Sonic said as the two came towards him."Where to guys?" He questioned.
"Disney World!" Ness exclaimed.
They both looked towards Meta Knight."The Bahamas..." He said in a low tone voice.
"Okay! That settles it!" Sonic said."Where going to the desert!" He frowned."Because there's some road runner who thinks he can run faster then me...What a jerk..." He said as he crossed his arms.
"No want!" Meta knight cried."The deserts all dry and stuffs!*Sniffle*"
"Arigatou Cayaputain Akarikana!" Layna cut in.
(Thank-you Captain Obvious)
"Oh, look! WHooSH, Your gone." She told them as they dissapeared.
"How'd you do that?" Cookie questioned.
"I...I-I have no clue what-so-ever, but it was cool!" The blunette exclaimed."Ah, well, This ones for the hosts, Choose A Smasher!...Wait a second...Um, I'm not puttin' this in." Layna said as she stared blankly at the page.
"Okay, lastly, Luigi change to Weegee!"
*Dun dun dun Dun DUN*
*Your Luigi has evolved into WeeGee*
"Let's a-go!" WeeGee Exclaimed.
"Okay, next person is, FreakyDogFridays!
Hey, Twilight, Cookie, and Layna! Lets get on with the truths,
Zelda what has been your favorite dare?
Ike What is your fondest memory of your farther?
Twilight If I told you I have a Nuke what would you do with it?
Mario Do you love your brother,
Luigi, or is there a competitive thing that gets in the way?
Cookie If you had to choose between Football and Baseball which would you choose as a favorite sport?
Layna Who would you rather date, Bowser or Wario?
Time for the dares...MMMMWWWAAAAHHHAAAA!
IkeJump off Mt. Everest and land on your head, try not to get a concussion.
Twilight Get a Nuke and drop it at Everest, as Ike falls.
Cookie Eat only Prunes for a month.
Layna Die your hair pumpkin orange and wear the most rattiest outfit EVER!
Mario Let Bowser win and then kick him all the way to Asparagus!
Thanks for doing the dares people send in, the are HILARIOUS!
"Zelda, what has been your favorite dare?" Layna questioned.
"Hmm, I would have to say the waterfall. Because who doesn't like hurling themselves up a waterfall at high speeds?" She questioned.
Gannon raised his hand.
"Nuh uh! The dunce may not speak!" Said the blonde.
"Thank you Cookie." The blunette said as she flipped to the next card.
"Ike, what is the fondest memory of you father?"
The blue haired Mercenary took a step forwards."Him teaching me how to fight, how to stratagize missions, and when to know when to pull back from a battle." He said, his arms crossed as he looked towards the ground.
"You haz NUKE?" Twilight cut in running around Layna.
"I don't have a nuke! FreakyDogFridays does, and what would you do if she gave it to you?"
"I would..." Twilight began, her eyes growing wide."I-I-"
She jumped up into the air."I would sing the Nuke song!" She exclaimed."Nuke, nuke nukidy nuke, ee, nuke, nuke, nuke, nukity, nuke, ee, nuke, nuke, nu-"
"Okay...Well here it is." She handed her the nuke.
"Ooh..." Twilight said as she gazed at the shininess of it.
She opened the panel with the biohazzard symbole on it.
"It haz fruit roll ups in it!"
"Twilight..." Cookie said as she raised her pointer finger."I don't think that you should..."
The half-cat girl began gnawing on it.
"No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!" Zelda yelled with every step as she grabbed the nuclear bomb from the girl and threw it into the closet, and slammed the door.
"How is that gonna stop it?" Cookie questioned.
The Hylian Princess turned back towards the door, and cast a spell on it.
The door turned to the hardest substance in all of the dimentions, nothing would be able to get in or out.
"Oh...Dear...Farore..." Twilight said."WARIO'S in there!" She exclaimed before bursting into laughter."He go na die!" She yelled as she was in the current possition of rolling on the floor laughing, or more commonly known, ROFL.
"What!" The princess yelled as she attempted to open the door."It-it's not going to open!"
The pulled on the door knob with all her might, but there was no hope.
"Nah, It's okay, if he dies, we can just revive him." Suggested Cookie.
There were many agreeing nods around the room.
"Well, that settles it." Layna said." Next Do you love your brother, Luigi, or is there a competitive thing that gets in the way?
"Well, sure, we're brothers..." He trailed off."There's not really any competition that get's between us, though he usually ends up fighting ghosts, and I end up fighting koopas, other then that, it's pretty even." The red plumber said with a nod.
"Alrighty! Cookie If you had to choose between Football and Baseball which would you choose as a favorite sport?"
"Baseball! Because they're all like, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, down the track, track, track!" She said as she pretended to push something with a broom.
"Uh, Cookie?" Twilight questioned.
"Yeah?"
"That's shuffle board..."
"Oh! Baseball." The blonde responded as she picked up the broom and held it like a baseball bat."Like this?" She said as she swung the broom as hard and fast as she could, resulting in it breaking though the window, and spearing one of the cars.
*Beep**Beep**Woop**Woop**Woop**Beep**Beep*
Zelda let out a distressed sigh, as she walked towards the door and pointed the keyfob at the purple car that was speared though the front windsheild, and though the drivers seat.
"Dear, Nayru, Cookie! If I were in that thing, I would be dead!"
"D-Dead?" Cookie questioned concerned.
"Yes, Killeded, and then no one would be around to save you three when you act stu-...unknowlageable..."The princess finished.
"Yay!" Twilight exclaimed, the three gathered around in a ring around the Rosy stance and began spinning."We were upgraded from stupid! Wh00t Wh00t!" The three exclaimed.
"We're unknwolagiabibble!" Cookie said.
"Weeeeeeeeee!" The three spun around.
Zelda let out another sigh."Just continue on with the dares please?"
"Oh! Okay." Layna said as she pulled away from the circle, barely able to stand from all the spinning.
"Layna Who would you rather date, Bowser or Wario?"
The blunnette stared at the paper, her eyes growing narrow as she felt her stomach become uneasy.
"What...Say? Do? What now? Pick?-GACK!"
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_FLAT LINE.
"Oh, dear Farore!" Twilight exclaimed."Pikachu! Thundershock!"
The yellow mouse kangaroo, came rushing to her side.
"Pika...CHUUUUUUU!" He exclaimed as a huge bolt of electricity hit her.
_/\_/\_/\_/\_UN FLAT LINE.
"Ehhhehehe..." Layna said as she sat up, her blue hair frizzed out to Timbuktu.
"Phew...I had this weird dream that I was asked who would I rather date, Bowser of Wario, but the funny thing is, neither of dem are human!" She said as she threw her arms to her sides...*Sniff**Sniff*
"And...Why is my hair dead?"
*Layna's hair is revived*
"Hoorah!"
"You still have to answer the question." Twilight said.
"Bowser...But that ain't evah gowna happen." Layna said as she crossed her arms. "Okay...Before I throw up, let's continue...Ike Jump off Mt. Everest and land on your head, try not to get a concussion!"
"Woah, Woah, WOAH!" Ike said shaking his head in a disapproving manor."You want me to go jump off the tallest mountain in the world, and land on my flippin' head!" He said as he threw his arms out to the side.
The blunnette nodded."Well, yeah, that's kinda what she said." She said as waved her hands."Go on, the mountain's right there."
Ike let out a sigh as he headed towards the mountain, peering over the ledge."I'm pretty sure this will result in certain death..." He said.
"You bet it will!" Twilight exclaimed before ninja kicking him in his back, and he went flying over the ledge.
"You gave him a helmet right?" Cookie questioned as she held up a bicycle helmet.
"That wouldn't of done anything, but make it better." Twilight said.
Many smashers gathered around the ledge and watched him fall.
"Hey, Twilight! You get to drop a nuke as he's falling!" Cookie said handing her a bomb.
"Hehehe..." The half-cat said as she held the nuke out over the ledge."Ba-boom!" She said as she released it, it quickly gaining up on Ike.
*Three thousand feet down*
Ike looked over to see a large bomb passing him.
"Really? A nuke? Are you THAT immature!" He yelled back, he voice echoing back, causing an avalanche that engulphed him within seconds.
**
"Spagetti O's! Cookie exclaimed as she reached for the previous sentance.
"Cookie no!" Layna said as she grabbed her hand and she dropped her OooO's
"Aww..." The blonde whinned.
"We've already broke the fourth wall to the writters world, two times! One more and we'll get written up!"
Cookie let out a sigh."Okee dokee..."
"Alright Cookie Eat only Prunes for a month!" Layna told her.
"But I want Spagetti O's...Only prunes for a month?...My tummy won't like that, but okay..." She said, as a semi truck full of prunes backed up into the window and unloaded eight tons of prunes,
"I...I don't have to eat all these do I?" She questioned as he head popped up from the center of the giant pile of individually packaged prunes.
Soon, Layna emerged from the sea of dried plumes."I...I don't think so, that's not humanly possible."
"To many dried plums..." Twilight said as she hit a button on the wall, causing the fifth floor panel to open, sucking all of the prunes into a secret compartment.
"Wow..." Layna said as she looked around."Where'd you put all of those?"
"Eh, you'll find out eventually." She said with a mischievous smirk.
"There crammed in our room aren't they?" Cookie questioned.
"What! How did you know that?"Twilight said shocked.
"Because the fifth floor pannel in the main room, the kitchen and the attic, and multiple different rooms all lead to our own room." Layna explained.
"Drats...Oh, well, at least they're not here right?"
"Yeah, but I still have to Nom all of them..."
Layna let out a sigh."I'll go look up recipies for fried prunes and plums, and deep fried prunes, and prune pizza, and prune stroganoff..." She counted off on her fingers.
"Okay, okay...Thanks..." The blonde said.
"Alrighty..." The blunnette started."Layna Die your hair pumpkin orange and wear the most rattiest outfit EVER!" She paused."Um...Alright...Uh, Cookie, Will you take over the next one while I go change?"
"Hooray!" The blonde exclaimed grabbing the last card, and the blunette reluctantly headed towards the laundry room.
"Okay! Mario! Let Bowser win and kick him all the way to Asparagus!" Cookie said as she held up the card."Attack!"
Bowser growled as he slowly came towards Mario.
The plumber yawned and crossed his arms."Planning on-a getting to the other side-a of the room, any time-a soon there?"
Bowser sped up, flames and smoke pouring from his mouth as he approached Mario.
"Uh-a oh..." The red plumber said right before the Koopa King picked him up and threw him through the wall.
He came back though the hole in the wall and rubbed his head."That-a hurt, but now I-a get to kick-a your butt all the way-a to Asparagus!" He said as he ran towards Bowser and kicked him out the door as hard as he could...Which was only about...Well, about three feet.
*Kick**Thud**Kick**Thud**Repeat twenty million times*
Twilight looked at the window after a few minutes."Well, guys, they just made it out of the driveway...OOoo...They both just got hit by a bus..." She trailed off.
Moments later and Layna came sliding into the room in a rat costume, with her hair dyed orange."Tada!" I found the most rattiest thing I could find!" She said as she grabbed her long tail with one of her paw mittens.
"And I have this nose!" She said as she pointed to a plastic rat snout on her nose, that had buck teeth and whiskers, and on top of her orange hair, fake rat ears.
"Do I pass?" She questioned.
Cookie nodded."You pass!"
Twilight looked at her. Her kitty ears flickering side to side."Must chase...Rat!" She snarled.
"Twilight! No! It's me!" Layna said waving her hands in front of her.
"Layna?" Twilight questioned, as she tilted her head to the side."I thought you were a rat..."
"Well I am, but it's just a costume!" She added." Though I really should continue on with the last persons Truths And Dares." She paused."Okay, next we have...JourneymanIceQueen!"
Note: I wrote this review a few days before Christmas, and some ToDs will reflect that.
Truths:
Falco, since Fox is four, how old are you?
Wolf, same question.
Jigglypuff: Do you write fanfiction?
Captain Falcon: Um...through no fault my mine, most of your cars have been destroyed...
Dares: So Zelda, you made it through the waterfall challenge. Congratz! But can you climb...the MAGMAFALL? DUN DUN DUN!
Link: Decorate a house for Christmas.
Snake: Be an elderly, crazy man for the next two chapters. (And before you ask, yes, I LOVE picking on you! XD)
Sonic: Trade places with Shadow for the next 2 chapters.
Everyone: Have a Merry X-Mas! Go ahead. I DARE YOU! *Glares* XD
"Oh, my...Please forgive us for not updating in so long...We'll try to make sure it gets updated on a regular basis." The blunette said."Okay, Falco, since Fox is four, how old are you?"
"Five." He answered.
"Oh, well your not old enough to carry a weapon either!" Layna said.
*Confiscation*
"Hey! That's my blaster!" Falco told her.
"You can get it back when your older!" She said as she placed it on a shelf.
He reached for it.
"Nyeh...Nyeh..." He said with each jump."Eh...Never mind..." He said as he crossed his arms and hung his head as he walked back to his spot.
"Okay, Wolf, same question."
"Eight." He said with a nod.
"Okay, cool." She responded.
"What!" Fox and Falco exclaimed simultaneously.
"Your not going to take his weapon, or anything?" Fox questioned.
"Nope, he's old enough."
"How!" Falco yelled.
"He's fourty-six in dog years you know."
"I'm twenty eight in dog years!" Fox protested.
"I know, but you still wook wike a wittle puppy dog!" She said as she patted him on the head.
He let out a growl.
"Aww, is da wittle doggy woggy not happy 'cause-"
*SCRATCH*
"Eh? A-ah...My arm...You scratcheded it! You big-er little meanie!" She wailed.
"Sorry..." He said flatly.
"Your a meanie weinnie!"
"I-"
"Meanie Weinnie!" She repeated loudly.
"Don't you have more truths to go through?"
"By George, you right!" She said as she jumped to her feet."Jigglypuff: Do you write fanfiction?"
The pink puff ball jumped up and down with excitement."Yes! Of course I do! I write FanFiction with Kirby all the time! Our username is KirbyPuff37!"
"Why thirty seven?" Cookie questioned.
"Because my favorite number is three, and Kirby's favorite number is seven, of course!"
"Oh, cool." Twilight said.
"What do you write about?" Layna questioned.
"The epic adventures of the tofu monster that lives in a bagpipe!"
"Wow...Enough said there..." Layna trailed off as she looked at the next card."Captain Falcon: Um...through no fault my mine, most of your cars have been destroyed..."
"Wha-...MY BABIES! He said as he sprinted into the garage."How can one be so cruel and heartless and cruel!" He wailed as he looked at the flaming piles of melting car, with JourneymanIceQueen standing next to the car, roasting a marshmallow chicken.
"What are you doing?" Layna questioned.
"Making a rotisserie s'more." They responded.
"Awesome!" The blunette exclaimed.
"Awesome? How can you say that when my cars are being melted and are close to exploding!" He yelled.
"Close...To...Exploding?...RUN JOURNEYMAN RUN!" She told them, and they quickly scurried a safe distance.
"Layna, Twilight, Cookie!" Zelda yelled at the three in front of the car."What are you doing!"
"Waiting for it to explode so we can run away with an epic explosion in the background!" Cookie yelled back.
*Car Explodes*
The force sent the three flying into the wall in random poses, that after a few moments they pealed off of and fell to the ground, the dent in the concrete remaining.
"Eh...he..eh..."Twilight said.
"That...Went...Nothing Like planned..." Layna said as she looked over at Cookie.
"I thought...I though I saw a puddy tat..." She said in one long distressed breath.
Zelda sighed as she walked over to the three who where pointing upwards and laughing about the spinning stars that swirled over their heads
*Layna, Twilight, and Cookie are revived*
"All better!" Cookie said in a sing song manor.
"Dares: So Zelda, you made it through the waterfall challenge. Congratz! But can you climb...the MAGMAFALL? DUN DUN DUN!" Layna told the Princess.
"Magma?...As in, you touch it and die?"
"Nonsense! it only disintegrates what it touches!" The blunette told her.
"Eh? And that would be me!"
"Here take this." Layna said as she handed her a Lego.
"How is this going to help me!" She yelled as she showed it to Layna.
"It's the magic Lego of Narnia..." Layna trailed off."Specifically made by the ice queen..."
"You so full of pudding!" She said as she walked towards the hallway."What door is it again?" She yelled.
"The fifty-seventh to the right!"
"What?" The Hylian princess questioned.
"You know, the one after the door to Wal*Mart?" The blunette told her.
"What? We have an insta door to Wal*Mart?"
"No, but wouldn't that be swell?" Layna questioned.
The other smashers followed her down the hall to door number fifty-seven on the right, and lo-and-behold, there stood the magmafall.
"Dear Nayru...Fayore...And Din...This is insane!" She yelled.
The other smashers leaned it.
"OOOOooooo." They all said simultaneously as their eyebrows all singed off.
Zelda fell in, due to the fact of Donkey Kong, instinctively throwing her.
"Use the Lego!" Layna yelled her voice echoing though out the strange room.
"Ugh! Fine!" Zelda yelled as she threw it towards the lava, turning Zelda into stone, though for some reason she could still move.
She touched the magmafall."Hmm...Maybe that Lego was magic..." She said to herself before swimming up the magmafall like a magma zora would: very carefully.
It took about twenty minutes but the princess finally made it to the top.
She hauled herself over it's peak, and flipped over on her back, before turning back to normal.
"Never..." She breathed heavily."AGAIN!"
"Well, we shall see, shan't we?" Layna said.
"Whatever..." Zelda said as she stood to her feet, her hair frazzled and bits and pieces of her dress were still flaming.
"FIRE!" Cookie yelled as she ran over to Zelda, shooting a fire extinguisher at her face, and completely burying her in anti-fire spray.
The princess opened her eyes, and began talking, but no one heard her, due to the fact of them laughing.
"You look like a snowman!" Twilight exclaimed pointing at her.
"I-What?" She questioned.
"Zelda the snowELF, was a happy magic soul, with a nice, bug crown and a pointed nose, and two eyes made out of blue. There must have been some twilight in that old fused thing they found, for when they placed it on her head, she began to jump and shout!-"
"Shut UP!" She yelled as she jumped out of the snow pile.
"See?" Layna said, she jumped and shouted!"
Twilight and Cookie clapped.
"Thank you, thank you." She said as she gave a bow."I'll be hear 'till next Tuesday, but until then, I need to read the next dare!...Link: Decorate a house for Christmas!"
"Okay, which one?" He questioned.
"None other than..." Layna began."The Smash Mansion!"
"Of course." He said before heading towards the elevator and up to the attic, where there kept all their holiday supplies.
"Well, he should be done in no time!" Cookie said happily.
"Or by next Christmas..." Twilight trailed off, as they watched the elevator doors close.
"Ah, well, Ooo! Look this ones for Snake! Snake: Be an elderly, crazy man for the next two chapters. (And before you ask, yes, I LOVE picking on you! XD)" Layna said.
"I'm not acting like a crazy old man!"
*Scadoosh*
"Ah...!" He exclaimed in a frail voice."What was that for ya wipper shnapper?" He said as he waved a cane at her."Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy pancy doodle boppers, you call dares!"
"Then what did you have?" Layna questioned.
"Um...Well I have ta tell ya..."
"What?"
"I'm late!" He exclaimed out of the blue.
"For what?" Cookie questioned.
"I gotta go save Johnny boy! The pipes are callin', commin' down to carry me hoooommmee!" He yelled, in a somewhat sing song manor as he began poking other people with a cane, making them move out of his way.
"Why is it so got dang bright in here! Are ya tryin' to kill us!" He yelled.
"Okay, Old Snake...That's enough." Layna told him."We still have one more dare..."
"I don't care whether or not you use toothpaste to patch up the old wheel! Just as long as it gets done!" He said as he hit Gannon over the head, but the evil wizard just growled as continued sitting in the corner.
"Are you done yet?" Twilight questioned.
"Am I dead yet?" He yelled."No I ain't dead yet, but if you keep up these shananigans, I'll- I'll tell you what I'll do..."
"Go on, enlighten us about what you'll do..." Layna said as she waved her hand towards him.
Layna, Twilight, and Cookie were now sitting around a small coffee table, waiting for him to answer, and then finally, he did.
"I'll...Go to Taco Bell, because I'm starving!"
"Oh, Lord..." Layna said as she leaned back, Twilight face desked, and Cookie asked if he would bring her back a cheese roll up.
"Okay!" The blunette interrupted." Sonic is supposed to switch places with Shadow, but since Sonics not here, we'll just go ahead and bring Shadow, while he's at the desert.
*A wild Shadow appeared*
"What the-...!" Shadow questioned as he looked around."How did I get here? Did Silver do this!...Why that little-"
"Welcome!" Cookie exclaimed.
"Who-Who are you?" He questioned taking a step back."Your worst nightmare..." She trailed off, as the background behind her grew dark.
"No! Not the nightmare about the caterpillars eating my cheeseburger!" He wailed as he covered his eyes with his arms.
"Nah." She said as everything became light again."I'm here to give you this cookie." She said as she handed him a chocolate chip cookie.
"Oh...Heh...Thanks." He said as he took it.
"That's why they call me Cookie! Because I give every new smasher a cookie!"
"Actually you've had that name your whole life." Layna told her.
"Oh, yeah." She replied."But I still like giving people cookies!"
"And sammiches?" Twilight cut in yet again.
"And sammiches." The blonde repeated.
Layna looked at the card."The last thing it says, is for everyone to have a Marry Christmas!"
"It's the beginning of June!" Snake said."I may be crazy, and I may be old, but I ain't stupid!"
"Okay Scrooge..." Layna snapped."I know some one who's not getting an invitation to the Christmas party..." She said as she crossed her arms.
"Well then that 'wraps' everything up." Twilight said.
"And puts a bow on it!" Cookie added.
"I hope you've enjoyed!" Layna said."And please send in more Truths And Dares! Join us next time on, Wheel...Of...Tortchin! Where we catch random things on fire!"
"Peace out!" The three host said as they gave a piece sign, and the credits began rolling.
"Hey! I didn't approve to words to come though here! They're gonna get all over the place and...Nyeh...I need a nap..." Snake said as he walked away.
"O...Kay...Then...See ya in da next Chappy!" Layna said.
Authors Notes: Thank you so much for the truths and dares, and I'm so sorry that this chapter was so late, but we will get things up and running again.
Please review and send in truths and dares! Last but not least, I hope you enjoyed this chappy! Thank you soo much for reading it! :3
~LightOfLanayru
And ~Triforce_Cookie