ME!: hey, so sorry I haven't updated in a while, I had that 24 hour oneshot thing and other things came up, ie be being sick. So, yeah, I have excuses.
MARY!: hi!:)
ME!: And that's one of my best friend, who is making a guest appearance. And I don't think she wants to say anything else, so we'll just start, I guess.
DISCLAIMER!: NEITHER HANNAHBANANA OR MARYBERRY (not like Mary even knows what this is) OWN PERCY JACKSON.
Dear fanfiction,
The staff at Camp-Half Blood cannot handle the overwhelming amount of what you refer to as 'Mary Sues' and 'Gary Stues' that have been flowing onto our ground, stop writing them. Now.
-Chiron, the guy that can trample you
Ah, Chiron. You are still the man. And Mary still doesn't want to say anything, she's too busy playing with my dog.
QUESTIONTIME!: Got any pets?
I have a dog, Simon, a fish, Paco and a pet rock, Sparky. If only I could find Sparky...
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