Olo Eopia03: So, you have 2 fishes named Harry and Old Voldie? Do you actually call him Voldie? do they try to kill each other? Can they speak to snakes? THE QUESTIONS ARE ENDLESS!
The Queen of AWKWARD27: YOU'LL HELP ME FIND SPARKY! HELL YES. So, he is green with blue polka dots and he looks like a turtle (give me a break, I painted him when I was, like, 8 at Girl Scouts). And he's either at some dump or at my house my address is (this information has been removed for the authors fear of being kidnapped and someone wearing her face to their birthday party). HELP ME!
Up at 12 AM, reading a book and I've been listening to the same song on repeat for about the last hour. Oh, and eating 2 things of chocolate pudding.
What has my life come to?
*shakes head* Anyways! I should probably tell you all that I will not be able to update from the 14th of July to about the 22nd, why you may be asking yourself? I am going to New Orleans for my Youth Group summer trip! So, if you happen to live in New Orleans, maybe you'll see me! I'll be one of the 35 thousand kids down there for the ELCA youth conference, and I'm going to be staying at the Hilton! Which one, I cannot tell you for two reasons: One, I don't want to get mobbed. My youth directer wont like that. And two, I have NO idea which one it is. I just know the general location. Ok, I only know how far away it is the the Superdome, BUT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
I'll also be down in Joplin for a couple days doing some disaster relief stuff, so you'll have TWO opportunities to stalk me! YESH! TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
Ok, So lets do some letters, because my AN is fucking long. Yeah, LETTERS, AS IN MORE THEN ONE!
DISCLAIMERS: THE LITTLE HANNERS DOESN'T OWN PJO, that's why they put the 'dis' in front of the 'claimer'. Yeah, true story, bro.
Dear fanfiction,
The next person to call me 'the wine dude' will wake up tomorrow with schizophrenia.
You're welcome.
-Dionysus, NOT the wine dude
Already finished my 1st pudding. Does anyone wanna donate some to me?
Dear fanfiction,
We are DEAD. D-E-A-D, DEAD! Say it now, DEAD, as in NEVER COMING BACK TO LIFE. And trust us, we don't want to come back.
-Silena, Biannca (who is technically reborn... awkward), Luke (who may or may not be reborn), and a shit load of other people
Half way through my second one...God I'm so fat.
Dear fanfiction,
SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! LITTERING WHEN THERE'S A GARBAGE CAN 10 FEET AWAY?
You sicken me, I have NO hope left for humanity.
-Grover, who just wants the world to be clean for his future baby sayters
I THINK THIS PUDDING HAS MAGIC POWERS! IT'S GIVING ME IDEAS!
Dear fanfiction,
Percy/Luke fics? Seriously? AND WHY IS THERE 208 OF THEM? This is even worse then Pico!
-Percy, who is a heterosexual male.
And to keep up with my pudding updates, it's all gone :(. Seriously though, anyone wanna give me some?
Dear fanfiction,
Admit it, somewhere along the way, you had a crush on Percy too. Don't hate me just because he liked me back.
-Rachel, who is not a slut or bitch
YEAH, YOU FUCKING GO RACHEL! I love her, one of my favorite moments in the series is when she hits Kronos with her brush.
She's a badass, and being an eternal maiden will never change that.
And watch, somewhere along the way of reviews, someone is going to call me fat because of my pudding updates, but their just jealous that they're not eating it at 12:30 AM.
Anyways...
QUESTIONTIME!: Who's your favorite author on the little fanfictions?
Mine is independentwriter-137. She rocks my socks, and she writes for the Maximum Ride fandom. Go read her stuff if you read stuff from the Maximum Ride. My favorite writer from THIS fandom, um... hold on, I gotta go look through stuff. *Pulls up other tabs and looks through favorite stories and authors* Ok, it's probably Peace Phoenix, but that's cause I'mma little Pico fangirl
So, that's about it. I'm gonna go, so I can finish my book, I'm on page 192 outta 282. And I got this book today, and I started really reading it at around 7. So I am hardcore reading this, and I need to go do that.
SO BYE! REVIEW!