I should be doing my stupid English project thing, but somehow I ended up here and I figured this would be a grand time to update fanfiction.

So hey, I'm back. I will be trying to update once a day and YOU WILL LIKE IT.

HannahBananaMcKenzie does not own Percy Jackson, acid or a cow. Cows have nothing to do with this story, but I just thought I'd throw it out there.


You dirty peasants,

I will never have sex with my son or my nephew. That's gross, I'm not gay and I don't think Persephone will be happy about that.

Stop saying this or I will have you killed, and dipped in acid for the rest of eternity.

-Lord Hades, who has a lot of acid


I really don't want to go back to my English homework, but I have to or I'm grounded for a month.

QUESTIONTIME!:Any news updates you guys wanna tell me about?

Well, I won the lottery, got shot by a talking zebra, was resurrected by Jesus and finally got a new shirt, because my other one had blood all over it.

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