Hi. Once again, should be doing English stuff, but not gonna.
DISCLAIMER!: Me don't own Percy Jackson.
Wow, that was terrible.
Dear Fanfiction,
Look, I understand, you want there to be more Percy to go around, (there would be the original, awesome me and the equally as awesome chick version of me), but making me into a girl will not help anything. I do not, and never will, have a lady private part.
-Percy Jackson, who likes being a guy.
I don't think Percy would ever say vagina.
QUESTIONTIME!: So would you guys rather have the same face you have no every day but switch genders everyday, or keep your respected body part and wake up with a different face?
I would rather have the same face and be a dude one day and a lady the next, because I wanna know what it's like to have a dick and then I have an excuse to wear boxers when ever I please. Plus, I like my face.
REVIEW!