Jamie requested an HP/SPN crossover in flash form. Dean belongs to Kripke, others to J. K. Rowling.
Neville stood poised with the sword of Gryffindor, waiting for his moment to strike. Until, of course, he was stricken first. Dean grabbed Neville by the collar, throwing him to the ground, before snatching the sword. Dean raised it to his shoulders, wielding the ancient weapon as a bat, and cut his way through the crowd until only Harry stood between himself and Voldemort.
"Move it, Boy Who Lived to Become a Douchebag, that bastard killed my mother."