Hi! It's me, Casbriel again. Cat does not know how to start the chapter that was 'spose to come next, soo...I decided that Chapter 5 would be Chapter 4 and vice versa. Anyway, this chapter is really awesome because it inolves our OC's getting the boys pissed(drunk or toasted, pissed is a cooler word though) and the making them read slash fics! YAY! It was my idea and Cat just agreed with it. Also, we are getting to a very important part soon. Chapter 7, is when everything changes. It's rather like the 21st century. Anyway, off topic, disclaimer time.

Disclaimer:

Dean: Casbriel does not own Supernatural, although if you took out the dick angels, I bet she would want to

Gabriel: Dude! Not all angels are dicks

Sam: You are! Mr. lets-make-Sam-live-through-800-Tuesdays!

Casbriel: Guys, break it up! Gabriel, you aren't in this fic! You are in the next one I plan to post after this one is finished

Gabriel: Yeah, I know. See ya soon, Briel

Hailey and Cas: Casbriel owns all OCs, with the exception of Catherine who belongs to Cat

So, lets just make sure we all know that what happens next was all my idea and I deserve all credit. Catherine would argue with this, but it was all mine! This event happened a week after the trip to my hometown. They, and by they I mean the Winchesters, took Cat and Cas to the bar that I happened to be working at that night. I, of course, being the awesome bartender I was, convinced them all to do shots of hard stuff. I didn't take long to get Cat completly pissed. She made it through 3 rounds before deciding she was gonna get in Dean's lap. Sam lasted a little longer before he went off to find a stripper. Dean lasted a good lond while and Cas hardly seemed affected. Cat was still taking shots, but continued to sit on Dean. That dude had major self control. It was hilarious, watching Cat taking shots like it was orange juice. After a while, the whiskey started affecting Cas.

Let's just say that those boys get messed up when they are pissed. When my shift ended at 12:30, they followed me like puppies to the cars. Deciding that they were all too pissed to drive. I herded them into the Implala, leaving my car at the bar.

I got us all home in one piece, thank god. When we were all inside, I had an idea. I sat them all down on the couch and hooked up my fanfiction account to my tv and selected a very graphic wincestiel fic. I opened it and told Cat to start reading it. She read 5 before Dean started reading one out loud.

"Dean walked up to Castiel and crushed his lips to the angels. All coherent thought was lost when the angel returned the kiss. Sam led all three of them to the bed. They collapsed on it-" Dean suddenly cut off and stared at me.

"Why would I kiss Dean?" Cas asked me. He wasn't completly sober, but was close.

"UMMM, Hailey? Why did you have Dean read a slash fic out loud?" Cat asked me. I burst out laughing and clutched my sides.

"You were all so drunk! It was hilarious! At first, you were slurring all the words and the less pissed you got the funnier it was!" I told them all. They stared at me and Cas spoke up.

"No one answered my question. Why would I kiss Dean and let Sam push me onto a bed?" I laughed at Cass' confusion and went to the kitchen. Once in there, I lost it and couldn't stop laughing.

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The next morning, all 4 of them had major hangovers which made the entire shebang worth while. Dean wasn't speaking to me and Cas kept asking me what the stories meant when they said he had sucked Sam.

Yay! I finished it. This was just a filler chapter. Umm, yeah. I have honestly never written slash so that part probably sucked.

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Next chapter involves a hunt and then only 1 after that till it gets fun!

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