This is Singer of Water/Bcozy combination chapter. I wrote some and she wrote some. So here is our...baby chapter...
Meanwhile on the other side of the Order...
"Now now. Who could be on my team?" Lavi said with a hand on his chin. He was still walking in a swagger down the hallway but stopped to see Link and Allen walking to the cafeteria. 'Wow...it's lunch time already?' He thought. Bing! The light bulb in his head went on. "OH MOYASHI-CHAN!" He called as the swagger in his step turned into a slow motion skip. The white haired boy only turned his head, his left eye twitching in disgust because of "moyashi". He took the book that was in Link's hand and threw it at the read head's money maker as he called it so fast that superman seemed slow motion. Lavi moved his head slightly and the book zoomed past just grazing his earring. "IT'S ALLEN! Don't CALL me that!" Lavi still skipping came to a stop and put his arm around the younger exorcist's neck.
"Now, now Moyashi-chan. I have a favor to ask of you." Allen looked at him suspiciously. "If it has anything to do with breaking into the girls' changing room again, I am not helping you." It was true, there was a changing room so the girls bathroom wouldn't be crowded. It was like a locker room, but bigger. Lavi had once decided to break in for fun and the result was one black eye, two dislocated legs, and plenty of bruises.
"No! The girls and I have an agreement to play a game of dodge ball. Wanna join?" Allen just looked at him plainly "What's the catch?"
"Catch?"
"Yes catch," The younger boy took the older boy's arm off of him. " Everytime there is something that you made up, even a game, there is a catch. Now what is it?"
The mastermind gave a little smirk "Ok,ok. There is a catch. If we win, the girls will have to wear a maid uniform and become our servants for as many times we get them out."
"And if they win?..."
"If they win...we have to cosplay and do a little dance not a big deal."
"What anime?...there are a lot of dances so what dance and anime?"
Silence
"Lavi."
"The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya cosplay and dance."
The look on the younger male's face turned into shock then disgust. Priceless in Lavi's words"WHAT!"
"Don't worry, we are not gonna lose because we are gonna have an awesome dodge ball team and look who we are against a dancer, a singer, an alien, a clutz, a monkey trainer, a girl who acts like a cat, a pair of twins, a victim of a brother with a sister complex, a girl with glasses, a person who sleeps in a wall, and a pet sitter! Two words...easy pickin's"
The young exorcist didn't seem to like the plan very much. He was worried about dancing in front of her. He had a crush on her ever sense the met at the Order...even though she liked the Haruhi Suzumiya dance, but having a boy do it in front of her with a skirt on. He had his pride as a man! Not even the zombie attack stopped that. "Just imagine it! Your own personal maid for more than a day! Girls doing what ever your heart desires!" Lavi had seen his look of worry and went next to him and whispered in his ear "How about Rebecca in a maid outfit? Hmm?" Allen went red.
Rebecca in a skirt? No one had seen that! Especially in a maid outfit. Just the thought of him being served miratashi dango from the girl who never ever wore a skirt in public in a maid outfit. He had to win! Allen snapped out of his thoughts and turned to Lavi. He put both hands on Lavi's shoulders and gave a serious look. "We have to win. No matter what." The red head pushed him away, but still had a smirk plastered on his face.
"Now now hold your horses. We have to get more people on our team okay?" His green eye went to the man who was only shaking his head at Allen. "Wanna play Link?"
"I don't think so. I don't have any intentions of playing a childish game like dodge ball," the young man said.
"Aw come on Link. You don't want a bunch of cute girls serving you?" Lavi said with a sly tone in his voice. "Think about it. If you need some documents or something you can just ask one of the girls to get it for you without having to get up and possibly walk to a room somewhere else in the Order. Come on, just play one itty bitty game."
Link sighed, "If I say yes will you leave me alone?"
"Sure no problem!" Lavi said with a bright smile on his face. Link rolled his eyes and with a swift movement, picked up his book and walked away.
"Okay Allen gather all the guys in the Order. We're going to have a team meeting." Lavi said with an evil glint in his eye.
"But we don't know if the other guys want to join or not," Allen said.
"It doesn't matter, every guy dreams of having girls serve them Especially if they're in a maid's outfit. Now go get the word out there Moyashi-chan!" Lavi said pointing in a random direction down the hall.
"IT'S ALLEN!"
"Okay everyone, I've asked you all here to talk to you about a little game the girls and us guys will be playing," Lavi announced to all the males in the room. "We are challenged to a game of dodge ball."
"Dodge ball?" everyone asked.
"Why would I want to waste my time with something as dumb as that?" Kanda scoffed, his arms crossed over his chest.
"Because if we win the girls will serve us wearing maid outfits," Lavi said, an evil glint in his eye.
"Maid outfits?" Kanda scoffed once more. "I care why?"
"Oh come on, Yu!" Lavi whined. "We need your help on this one! Because you are so strong and muscle toned and handsome and-"
Kanda interupted the red head with a glare. "If I say yes, will you shut up."
"Sure," Lavi shrugged knowing that he won.
"Fine," the samurai said in a strained sigh, clearly annoyed by the stupid rabbit. "I'll play this pointless and stupid game of dodge ball."
"YES!" Lavi cheered, fist pumping. Oh my little Lily...YOU ARE GOING TO SERVE ME IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO THIS MONTH! He thought evily as his mind was creating evil and cunning plans.
I know everyone, I have not been able to update this story in like forever. It wasn't my fault...blam Singer of Water...i luv u Singer of Water...hehehe?
