Naruto happened to pass by Calixta's house as Sasuke was approaching the front door. "Oi! Sasuke!"
The dark-haired teen, who had been deep in thought, started at the sudden intrusion into his thoughts. "Naruto, what is it?" he grumbled.
"Nothin' much, just looking for Master Jiraiya. I'm sure he's slacking off as usual. What about you? Heading over for another 'training session'?" the blonde teased.
Sasuke blushed. "I missed Calixta's birthday and I was hoping that talking to her might give me a better idea of what to get her." Then he paused and eyed his comrade carefully. "Did you get her a birthday present?"
"Uh, no, actually," Naruto admitted. "I spent so much time helping Gaara pick out what he got her that I sorta forgot," he scratched the back of his head nervously.
Sasuke cocked a curious eyebrow, "You helped pick that necklace out?" he asked incredulously.
"Well, not really. I was there when he did it but he didn't exactly want my input if that's what you mean," Naruto reasoned.
The dark-haired teen nodded. "So are you just going to skip it this year and make it up to her next year?" he proposed.
"I-I hadn't really thought about it," he admitted.
Just then, Sasuke got a mischievous look in his eyes. "I bet if we work together on Calixta's birthday present, that would make up for our lack of timing," he proposed.
"You mean like go in together on something? Yeah, I could go for that. What'd you have in mind? I don't really have much money, ya know," Naruto reminded.
Sasuke eyed his comrade. "Actually, I wasn't thinking about buying anything. I think she'd prefer something a little more…personal than that," he vaguely replied.
"Then what?" the blonde asked suspiciously.
The dark-haired teen thoughtfully bit his lip for a moment. "How's your sexy-no-jutsu these days?" he smirked.
Naruto's eyes grew wide. "Sasuke! You can't be serious!"
"Keep your voice down or she'll hear us and come out. Hell, she might already know we're outside talking," he mused. "She's creepy like that sometimes. Anyway, what do you say? It'll be a lot of fun and not just for Calixta," he proposed.
"I can't believe what you're saying! Maybe she was right, maybe she really does corrupt people," the blonde taunted.
"There's a difference between corrupting something and revealing something," Sasuke was quick to point out. "Either way, I don't want to waste time talking to you so make up your mind."
"I-I don't think I should. I mean, that's sort of your thing, right?" Naruto backpedaled.
Sasuke smirked. "Sort of but this is different. She has a weird attachment to birthdays. Besides, you were the one to discover her weakness to that particular jutsu. I'm surprised you haven't explored the possibilities yet."
"Apparently, I don't have to because you've been doing it for me," he snapped childishly.
Sasuke shrugged. "Okay, if you don't think you're up for it then you probably shouldn't. It'd ruin the moment if you suddenly decided to chicken out and she hates to have to send people away."
"What?" Naruto demanded. "Look here, just because I don't fool around all the time like you do doesn't mean I can't handle it!"
"What did I say about raising your voice?" Sasuke reminded calmly but continued inside.
"Er, wait, Sasuke…" Naruto couldn't believe himself. "What'd you have in mind?"
The dark-haired teen smiled but kept it in check for when he turned back around to face his friend. "She usually goes to the clinic around this time of the day to get milked," he crudely explained. "I'm gunna save her the trip and see what she wants from there and I'm going to do it as a female because she likes that."
Naruto could feel his heart beating in his ears and he had to swallow hard to actually form a reply. "C-Can I go with you?" he asked timidly.
Sasuke rolled his eyes in mock frustration. "Look, I'm not really sure anymore if that's such a good idea. I mean, I don't want you to get squeamish and make her uncomfortable…besides you don't really know what you're doing anyway," he sniped.
"Yes I do. I mean, I don't do it like you do but you know I've done that before," Naruto defended willfully. "I promise I'll be good," he pleaded.
"Fine, but if I ask you to leave, you can't argue even a single word, got it?" he bargained harshly, not because he expected to have to ask Naurto to leave but because he wanted to more firmly establish the power structure they would be going in with.
Naruto grinned and followed Sasuke to the door. "So, what's the plan?" he asked hopefully.
"Don't worry about it. Just follow my lead. I'll let you know when to change," he assured as he knocked on her door. They were called in by a friendly voice inside.
"Ah, Naruto-kun! I wasn't expecting you!" Calixta greeted merrily.
"Yeah, I was just passing by and saw Sasuke was going to say hi so I thought I'd drop by too," he covered.
She grinned, not thinking to verify his information. "Well, have a seat, the tea's almost ready." As she served it, however, she gave Sasuke a questioning look. If the teen was ever going to stop by for a snack, this was the time he did it and she had actually seen him shooing people away so they could have their privacy. Something was different.
"So, Sasuke," she began carefully, "What brings you here today?"
He knew she was already suspicious, a fact that both impressed and annoyed him, so he decided that waiting any longer to make his move would be a waste of time. "I missed your birthday. I realize it was sometime back but I would like to make that up to you." He couldn't help smirking as Naruto blushed even though he was unaware of the greater reference the dark-haired young man was recalling. He knew it would tip his hand even more but piquing her curiosity was worth it.
"Oh, I see," she managed but before she could continue, Naurto spoke up.
"Sasuke reminded me that I was also forgetful of the occasion so I want to help him make it up to you," he admitted.
Calixta was obviously stunned. She couldn't believe what she was hearing, which made her question her assumptions about Sasuke's intentions. Perhaps an intimate encounter was not in her near future, not that she would have necessarily preferred that but with a lead in like that from the mischievous teen, she could think of nothing else.
She barely saw Sasuke elbow Naruto, shooting him a sideways glance. Then they both started to weave the signs for the sexy-no-jutsu. She recognized the signs but was still too confused to do anything about it. With a puff of smoke some giggling later, Calixta felt her eyes roll back as blood started to flow from her nose uncontrollably.
Sasuke moved toward her, motioning for Naruto to do the same, which he did. Once they were on either side of her, Sasuke wasted no time in pulling open her shirt, exposing her swollen breasts.
"Hey! Just what the hell do you think you're doing?" Calixta demanded even though she was still quite dazed.
"Happy birthday, Calixta-san," he told her seriously before latching onto one of her nipples. He was pleased that Naruto only gawked for a moment before joining his efforts on the other side.
Calixta gasped and moaned for them, squirming so much that Sasuke felt justified in placing one hand on the small of her back to help steady her. She seemed to appreciate that and showed her appreciation by placing her hands on the backs of their heads. "Oooh," she moaned, "You two are absolutely evil!" she raved huskily.
Sasuke giggled but her grip was such that he was not going to be permitted to withdraw, even for a snarky comeback, without a struggle. So, he let it go at that and kept to work. However, when her cries of pleasure started to border on desperate, he did forcibly withdraw, urging Naruto to do the same.
She gave a great whine of denial. "What's the matter? Why'd you stop?" she complained.
The dark-haired female smirked. "I just wanted to take a few seconds to show Naruto how amazing you are," he cooed.
Calixta squirmed, as she often did when he used that tone.
The smirk grew, fueled by Calixta's submissiveness. "Watch this," Sasuke suggested when he turned back to Naruto. Then, he took his index finger and started to lightly flick her nipple, still wet with milk and saliva. Calixta's body jerked with every pass, sometimes more than others, until one of his motions was given a greater reward. It solicited a little squirt of milk in addition to the little moans and slight squirming.
Sasuke snickered and did it again, continuing to do so until he knew she was excited enough. Then, he stopped his slight flicking motions but the sporadic streams of milk didn't stop. They continued with the rhythm of Calixta's body for several more squirts before dying out as she calmed down.
Naruto awed at the spectacle and when it was over he didn't even think before attempting to try it himself. As he did, Sasuke continued his little show by leaning down once again to tease the swollen nub of flesh with his tongue, swirling it around and around until he received the same effect, this time delivered into his mouth.
When she saw the look of aroused awe on Naruto's face, she decided to play it up a little more. "Oh, Sasuke, I can't believe you're teaching sweet Naruto-kun to be so evil!" she mock raved.
That was the second time she had called them evil and it took Naruto aback for a moment.
"Oh, don't be so dramatic," Sasuke dismissed, this time squirting milk into his mouth by squeezing her now very malleable breast. Then he turned to Naruto and noticed his comrade's falter. "Don't let her fool you. She loves it. See?" he grabbed Naruto's free hand and led it between Calixta's legs, revealing that she was already dripping wet down there as well.
"Ah, Calixta-san!" Naruto gasped.
At first, her only response was a quiet little whimper as they touched her together.
Sasuke couldn't help grinning. It was rare that he was in the pedagogical role during his sexual encounters and he was finding it to be a nice change of pace. Because Calixta seemed to be taking so much pleasure in it as well, he decided to push it a little further. "You play with this part," he ordered Naruto, placing his fingers on the hood of Calixta's clitoris while his fingers went back to teasing her wet entrance.
At that Calixta was completely lost. She didn't care anymore that she felt deceived by their ambush because they were giving her so much pleasure. Sasuke's fingers weren't even threatening to penetrate her yet and she was already on the verge of orgasm again. She didn't know whose name to scream when it happened and ended up babbling incoherently through it instead, much to Sasuke's pleasure.
Sasuke had been expecting the small flood in his mouth when she came for them but Naruto hadn't and was still trying to clean his side of things up a bit before getting distracted with something else.
"You always make the cutest sounds when you cum," Sasuke told her, bringing his fingers to her lips where she instinctively licked them off.
Naruto looked up just in time to see Calixta's tongue dart out to meet Sasuke's fingers for the first time. It was so erotic that he almost couldn't stand it and nearly feinted himself. There was one thing, however, that kept him awake. He was a little unsure about what should happen next.
"I-Is it over? I-I mean, are we done?" he asked with both hopefulness and disappointment. He knew very little about female sexuality, save what he saw when he managed to sneak a peak at their sensei's dirty manga collection.
Sasuke smirked. "I dunno. Are we done?" he asked Calixta curiously.
She squirmed a little and bit her lip. She was thoroughly satisfied but if they wanted to give her more, she was in no state to argue.
Seeing that Calixta was still incapable of an answer, he posed it to Naruto. "What do you think? Should we stop here? She looks pretty spent," he teased.
Naruto's eyes were immediately drawn to the body of the woman before him, still partially in his arms, his hand still a fair ways up her skirt. "I-I-I-…" he stammered but couldn't manage more than that.
Sasuke snickered again. The first time Calixta told him that a person could charm someone so thoroughly without chakra, he hardly believed her. When she told him that one could do such a thing to multiple persons, he still didn't believe her. Now, he was starting to believe her. Sure, she was an instrument of their passion but he was the driving force behind it. The sense of power was almost intoxicating.
Just as that realization came upon him, he noticed the intense eye contact between Calixta and Naruto. It looked as though there were words on the tip of the blonde's tongue that would go no further than that. Then, just when it looked like Naruto might manage to speak, Sasuke took the floor.
"Naruto, why don't you change back?" he suggested knowingly.
"Wh-What? Why?" he finally broke the intense eye contact to look at his dark-haired comrade.
Sasuke smirked. "I'm not asking you to leave. I think she wants more and since, as you were so willing to point out earlier, I have done a fair many things with Calixta-san. I thought it would be a nice change for her if you did it instead," he reasoned.
They watched as Calixta flushed a little more deeply at the idea but otherwise managed to hold back her other reactions.
Naruto stared across Calixta's prone body in shock. Only the feeling of her chakra finally probing him brought him out of it.
"I…" Calixta was the first to break the silence, turning to Sasuke, "I don't think he wants to," she meekly informed.
Sasuke cocked a curious eyebrow at his teammate, "Is that true?" he asked seriously. He knew from the moment they entered that he had been pushing Naruto's boundaries but he hadn't expected to hit a wall just yet.
"I-I-" he stammered again. He was so flustered that he lost control of his female form and reverted back to his normal self.
Calixta gave the young blonde ninja a warm, welcoming smile. Then, much to his surprise, as well as the surprise of Sasuke, who was still supporting a fair portion of her weight, she leaned up and kissed him gently on the lips. He gasped at the sudden affection but didn't hesitate to wrap an arm around her to help her stay close to him like that. Before he realized it, their kiss had deepened and she was starting to undress him.
"You do want this," she told him assuredly when their lips finally parted, leaving them both lightly panting as Sasuke looked on, immensely amused.
Naruto bit his lip and nodded a little, still too embarrassed to put his desires into words. Luckily for him, in this instance, he wouldn't have to.
"Then it won't do to have you completely dressed," she teased, continuing her mission of disrobing him. "I mean, I have hardly any clothes to speak of thanks to the two of you," she chided.
"Not that you ever wear a lot to begin with," Sasuke interjected.
She was unfazed. "And poor Sasuke-kun over here is still completely naked," she continued until his shirt was off.
Sasuke knew she was trying to fluster him at least a little by putting him on the spot so suddenly so he tried to simply ignore it. This was difficult because she had managed to divert much of Naruto's attention to him and his blonde comrade seemed to like what he saw, a prospect that was as flattering as it was creepy and annoying.
The distraction allowed her to undo his pants enough to pull out his erection, giving Sasuke something to gawk at. Naruto blushed furiously when he saw his comrade staring at him, sizing him up, or so it seemed. He blushed even more deeply because once he was exposed, Calixta's hand didn't break contact. She continued to fondle him.
"Ah, Calixta-san," Naruto gasped when she started to rub his beading precum into the swollen head of his cock.
"Oh, Naruto," she mewled and started to kiss him again. Naruto didn't hesitate to give into the affection until Sasuke cleared his throat a few feet away.
"You know I could never forget you," Calixta chided over her shoulder, reaching for the dark-haired ninja. Then, as he accepted the gesture, drawing closer, she gave him an expecting look, making it clear that she wanted him to make his next move or she would make it for him.
Taking the cue, Sasuke moved up behind her, pulling her away from Naruto. It was a slightly jealous gesture, and he would admit that if she decided to call him out for it, which she wouldn't, but he wanted to see how Naruto would react. As he expected, he reluctantly allowed the yielding young woman to be taken from his arms.
"You remember Kakashi-sensei's birthday?" Sasuke asked her quietly. "I wanna do something like that," he suggested.
Calixta nodded and allowed Sasuke to lay her down. Then she watched as Sasuke reached a welcoming hand out to Naruto, who had decided to take the few free moments to finish removing his pants and shoes. The blonde accepted the outstretched hand and allowed the female Sasuke to lead him toward them until he was between her legs. Once he was close enough, Calixta wrapped her legs around him, pulling him the rest of the way.
He gasped when his erection clumsily brushed against her wet heat. She giggled with delight.
"Go for it," Sasuke encouraged.
Naruto still hesitated.
"Gimme all ya got," she encouraged.
That made the blonde cave but he was halfway in when he accidentally made eye contact with Sasuke. "Wh-What about you?"
"AAAh!" Calixta nearly screamed with anguish when he stopped.
Sasuke laughed. "Oh, settle down," he scolded and pinned her shoulders down and climbed on top of her, facing away from Naruto, with his wet sex over her face.
Calixta's eyes rolled and she wrapped her arms around Sasuke's thighs. She even moaned at her first taste of him.
Sasuke shot a curious look over his shoulder. It was hard to concentrate on much of anything with the way she was licking him so he knew it would be his last chance to direct Naruto before the event was over. He was pleased that while the blonde still hadn't finished his first thrust, he was in absolute awe of what was happening before him. "Go for it," he repeated and this time was heeded.
Naruto grasped Calixta's hips as her strong legs wrapped even more tightly around his waste. He was lost in bliss after that first thrust and the only reason his eyes stayed open was to watch Calixta pleasure a female Sasuke, who seemed to be enjoying himself very much. If he had a little more experience, he would realize that Sasuke faced the way he did because he didn't want Naruto to see his face as it contorted with pleasure.
Sasuke was surprised that Calixta didn't bother to hold back Naruto's orgasm. She was intent to let him finish in his own time, even if that time was quickly approaching.
The gawking blonde almost stopped his thrusts when Sasuke screamed. If he had been able to see the dark-haired teen's face, he would have seen a strangely erotic mix of pain and pleasure. Then, he heard Calixta gasp.
Sasuke tangled his fingers in Calixta's hair and pulled her down to the floor. "Don't bite me!" he indignantly ordered.
She squealed and thrashed. "Okay, okay," she pleaded, trying to pull him back to her.
Sasuke made a sound of mock disgust and allowed her to continue. With that, Naruto resumed his former pace and came inside her a few short minutes later. After that, he sat back on his heals and continued to awe at the pair before him. Calixta was laying flat on the floor now, obviously completely spent. Sasuke was still on his knees above her, catching his breath.
"Happy late birthday, Calixta-san," Naruto finally giggled.
She found his laughter contagious. "Thank you, very much. It was a very pleasant surprise."
Sasuke couldn't help chuckling a little as well as he dismounted and changed back, reveling in the fact that he was now the only one who was fully clothed.
Sitting up after a moment, Calixta took a few sips of her cold tea before adjusting her clothes and finding a cigarette. She shot them a wink over her shoulder as she sat down next to the window. "Oh, wow…" she marveled with her first exhale of smoke.
By this point, Naruto was dressed and feeling awkward so he munched on a few of the cookies that she had put out for them.
About half a cigarette later, Sasuke stood. "I should go. Have a good evening," he gave Calixta a little bow that was only slightly mocking.
"Thank you, Sasuke," she called after him.
Naruto looked around nervously at so suddenly being left alone with Calixta. "Uh, thank you very much, Calixta-san," Naruto bowed deeply.
She laughed a little, taking him by the chin to raise him back up. "Thank you, Naruto-san," she winked and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. "Now, run along," she gave him a little pat on the butt on his way out.
He was incredibly relieved that she let him go so easily and he left her house with a spring in his step. He was so happy that he didn't realize that he had caught up to Sasuke until he walked up next to him.
"Hey, Sasuke," he greeted with a little blush.
"Ugh," Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Thanks," Naruto managed.
"Don't. Just don't," the dark-haired young man countered.
"Yeah, okay. What are you up to?" the blonde suddenly asked.
"Nothing," he admitted. "You?"
"I'm gunna get some ramen. I'm starving!" he nearly raved.
Sasuke almost laughed but covered it with a contrived frustration. "Aren't you full?" he asked knowingly.
Naruto's blush continued. "Well, it's not like I didn't work it off," he teased back. "Come on, I have an extra ticket," he led his teammate over to the next cart he saw and ordered two bowls.
Sasuke rolled his eyes again but complied.
"So…" Naruto began when they sat down together with their food. "How long have you and Calixta been…doing stuff like that?" he forced himself to ask, figuring he'd get shut down anyway.
"Do you really wanna know?" Sasuke asked seriously.
The blonde faltered. "Uh, yeah, I wouldn't have asked if I didn't," he managed.
"Since…" Sasuke actually had to stop and think about it, "about a year after she got here," he estimated.
Naruto's jaw dropped in surprise, "Really? For that long?"
"Well, it's not like we do it all the time and it's not usually like that," he assured his teammate.
The short blonde gave his company a very critical look.
"Don't think so hard, you'll strain your brain," Sasuke mocked between bites.
"Okay, then I'll just say it. What is it usually like then?" he asked with genuine curiosity.
Sasuke sighed. In actuality, he had been wanting someone other than Kakashi to discuss his experiences with. Unfortunately, he had yet to find someone that would fit the bill. Naruto was hardly choice but he was making himself available and after what had just happened, he felt a certain amount of trust in his teammate that he'd never felt before. "You're not going to believe me anyway," he baited, hoping for another few seconds to gather his thoughts.
"I'm not sure I believe what just happened," Naruto scoffed quietly.
The dark-haired teen noted that his company was keeping his voice down, for once, which signaled to him that, at least on a subconscious level, Naruto realized how heavy a subject it was he was prying into. "Actually…it's more like work," he admitted almost shamefully.
Of course, Naruto laughed. "If you say so. I don't know if I could consider anything like that to be work but you're weird and I know I don't really understand what goes on between you, so I'll take your word for it."
Sasuke continued to carefully eye his companion, who was being surprisingly sociable that evening. He wondered if Calixta had something to do with that and if she had such an effect on him. If he had known that Naruto was thinking much the same thing, he would have considered his suspicions confirmed. "It was Kakashi-sensei's idea," he elaborated and Naruto nearly dropped his chopsticks.
"You say that like you didn't want to," the blonde grimly surmised.
He almost laughed but only showed a small smile. "It's complicated. She was being stubborn. I'm sure you've noticed that she does that from time to time," he bitterly added. "He wanted to step up her training but she refused unless he used his shringan to copy her abilities and use them on her. She insisted that she know what it felt like before she really tried to affect others."
"I'm kinda surprised that he didn't take her up on that," Naruto mused lightly.
Sasuke snickered, "I would have been too if I didn't understand why he asked me to take his place. He said that it was because my sharingan were stronger." That was all he was going to say of the flattery that got him into the mess he was discussing. "And that he, as her sensei, should maintain a certain level of objectivity, which would have been impossible if he did what she wanted. Part of me thinks he just wanted to watch," he added to lighten the mood a bit.
It worked. Naruto laughed a little because he knew it was probably true.
"She seemed to think it had a certain poetic justice to it that way anyway," he mused.
"What do you mean?" the blonde pressed eagerly but still managed to keep his voice quiet.
"Because I'm the only person left in her life that was affected by her chakra before she started to gain control of it. You probably don't know this but during the escort mission we were on to bring her here, she charmed me," he elaborated.
"I felt it too," Naruto defended. "I just didn't realize it at the time. When I look back on it, I can tell exactly when she was doing it and when she wasn't."
Sasuke was slightly impressed with that but didn't let it show. "You only felt it sometimes because she was focusing on me. She wasn't sure how you'd react to her. She was afraid you'd be too immature, so she went for me. Either way, Kakashi-sensei still would have chosen me because I could copy her."
"And you did," Naruto tried not to grumble.
"You have no idea how I felt about what happened on that mission…and the weird tension between us after that; I'm sure you noticed that part. She wanted me to give her a taste of her own medicine and she knew I was willing to deliver it," he almost boasted.
"Okay, okay, geeze. I'm not saying it was the wrong thing to do. I'm just shocked, that's all. It's weird for me to think about you like that," the blonde admitted.
Sasuke rolled his eyes yet again, "I'd prefer that you not think about me like that at all."
"And yet you invited me into your little birthday present," he chided.
The dark-haired teen pursed his lips. "You were handy and I know you'd be nice to her no matter what I did," he defended.
"So…" Naruto wanted to back peddle but he wasn't sure if he would be allowed. "How is it like work then? Is using her power really that hard?"
At that, Sasuke did actually laugh. "You have no idea. Honestly, I don't know how she can stand it…and, really, to say she has a power is deceptive. Really, she has several powers that all function together," he explained. "It's really hard to keep it all together. If one thing tips too far, then everything goes out of whack. When that happens, I have to stop and start over again," he admitted.
Naruto nodded, mostly out of thanks.
"That's mostly why it's like work. He's having us work together to try to control that. Having her teach me about it has seemed to help her understand her powers much better," he defended.
"So, does Sensei just sort of sit around and referee?" Naruto proposed with a silly little smirk.
"Just that first time. After that, we were on our own. I'm sure if we asked him to, he'd do it again. You know how he is," Sasuke grumbled. "He knew it would work as long as neither one of us was too aggressive, either offensively or defensively, but I think he stuck around mostly to make sure we didn't start fighting halfway through or something," he laughed.
Now that he'd had a chance to think about it, he realized that there had been moments when Calixta and Sasuke's relationship had taken great positive strides and that around the time that was being described to him was one of those times. "I bet you learned a lot from her," Naruto chided playfully, hoping to lighten the mood once again.
"You might say that," Sasuke admitted with a cheeky grin. "I'm sure that if you were interested, she'd be willing to spend some extra time with you."
Naruto blushed at the notion. The idea of attempting to recreate the incident of only an hour before had not occurred to him. "Oh, no, I couldn't do that. It'd be too weird," he admitted.
Sasuke frowned. He knew that his relationship with Calixta was 'out there' but he didn't think it was that bad, not bad enough to be called 'too weird'. "Why not?"
"Oh, you know. I dunno," he babbled. "I mean, that was amazing and all and maybe some day I might wanna try something like that again but I can't think about sex as casually as you and Calixta seem to," he admitted as though he felt he was in the wrong.
"You're such a pervert sometimes, I'm surprised to find you're actually quite prudish," Sasuke sniped.
"Yeah, I know. I'm not saying that what happened didn't mean something. It was too amazing not to mean something," he mused. "But I don't have that kind of emotional connection with Calixta. Maybe you do, I dunno."
Sasuke stared down into his empty bowl for a moment before setting down his chopsticks. He had barely finished his meal and almost regretted slurping up the last few noodles. He was pleased that Naruto was capable of acknowledging that there was something deeper than weird sex between them, even if that was often the driving force behind their private meetings. "Very well. I just wanted to let you know. Oh, but if you change your mind, make sure she's not already with somebody else," he advised offhandedly.
"Why's that?" Naruto questioned curiously, wondering if he had enough change in his pocket for another bowl of noodles.
"Well, it depends on who she's with. Most of her lovers will just shoo you away, or if you're lucky, pass her off to you, but sometimes they want to share. And then there's people like your Master Jiraiya. He will mock you to no end while doing the very things he's mocking you for. I don't know how you can stand him. That man is absolutely infuriating!" Sasuke finally raised his voice a little above conversational level but then caught himself.
Naruto just laughed a little. "I'll keep that in mind. So, on that mission, did you two have sex?" he questioned boldly.
Sasuke leveled a mischievous look on his teammate. "Sakura knows, perhaps you should ask her," he suggested. "She was paying attention so she knows what did and didn't happen on that mission."
"Did Sakura have sex with her?" Naruto gasped.
Sasuke laughed loudly at that. "No, of course not. But I wish she'd been here to listen to you ask that. She probably would have died." Then, he grew serious again as he wiped a tear from his eye. "Look, I don't really enjoy talking about all this so, if you have anything else to ask, do it now or don't bother."
Naruto wracked his brain but came up with nothing so they left together just in case he did think of something. It wasn't until they were at the front door of their dormitory that he thought of a question. "Actually, I have one more thing to ask, if I still have time, that is."
Sasuke nodded in compliance.
"What about Gaara?" he finally asked.
"What about him?" Sasuke questioned back.
"Well, they're pretty serious now, ya know. Do you know how he feels about her having so many different lovers?"
"I haven't bothered to ask him myself but Calixta has hinted that he his aloof to such things. He seems to accept them as part of who she is. Personally, I think he's settling on it for now because he knows he won't find a better woman than her to spend his time with," he harshly joked. "You know…he can tell who she's been with," he added offhandedly, "or so he says. Again, I haven't bothered to verify that." Not that he was sure he really could.
"Why didn't you tell me that before?" Naruto panicked.
Sasuke laughed at him. "Because, like I said, I don't think he really cares, at least, not right now anyway so I think you're safe. Besides, if you're only with her this once, as you intend, then I doubt you'll be more than a blip on his radar. It's people like me that would need to worry if he suddenly decided to give a damn and do something about it."
Naruto shuddered at the thought of having that kind of confrontation with the volatile sand ninja.
"Good night Naruto," Sasuke tried to escape inside but to no avail.
"Hey, wait! I got one more," he called after his comrade.
Sasuke rolled his eyes for the final time that evening. "Ugh, what is it?"
"Earlier, when we were actually with Calixta, I thought I heard you say something about Kakashi-sensei," he began.
"So?" he snapped.
"Have you and Sensei…um…ya know," he motioned.
Sasuke blushed deeply but much of it was hidden under the cover of the coming night. "It's not like that," he managed.
Naruto sensed his comrade's discomfort but couldn't help grinning a little at the secret anyway. "Oh, more training then?" he teased, running up next to him.
Sasuke swallowed hard. He wasn't sure at this point which was worse, the fact that Naruto knew enough at this point to start a decent rumor if he decided to go asking around or the hope that if he gave enough information, the blonde would actually keep his mouth shut. "It was once. Actually, it was a lot like what happened today but on Kakashi-sensei's birthday. Only, I sort of stopped by in the middle of things and she dragged me into it," he explained.
"Oh," Naruto grew thoughtful for a moment. The fact that their experiences might be similar made him feel like he had a better perspective and understanding of his teammate that he wasn't expecting. It also made him more likely to keep every detail of the conversation a secret. "I never would have figured."
"I'm not sure he would have approved as eagerly as he did if she wasn't completely charming him at the time. It took me a little bit to realize that that was actually her gift to him. The sex was, as usual, just for the fun of it. It was…completely weird," he sighed, almost laughing at the audacity.
"Now there's one thing we can both agree on," Naruto laughed and Sasuke finally caved, giving into his laughter as well. "Thank you, Sasuke. I mean that," he added and then before the other could tell him to stop again, he continued, "and good night." With that, the blonde sauntered off toward his room. He had a lot to think about and was already astonished by what he'd pried out of the normally very silent Sasuke in such a sort amount of time.
Sasuke did much the same, also quite surprised at how easy it was to open up to Naruto so quickly. It was what made him realize that while he trusted the blonde with his life but not with his privacy and pleasure.