Today, a certain Horse was visiting his little bro at the Vongola secret headquart- I mean mansion. Yes, that was what I meant.
Anyway, said horse was currently in a state of shock. And his thought process at this very moment can be simply explained as 'What. The. F***?!'
What is the reason for this, you may ask?
Simple.
A certain Tunafish casually drinking tea while his Guardians- as well as the first Generation-were dancing the samba. Yes, even our dear skylark and his French double.
And there were dancing pineapples. DANCING. PINEAPPLES. And no, they aren't the pineapples you're thinking about, my dear people. They were ACTUAL PINEAPPLES. And they were fighting pomegranates in a dance battle.
"Ts-Tsuna... What the fu... I don't even..."
The young Tuna set down his tea and smiled pleasantly at Dino.
"Vodka is a miraculous thing, Dino-nii. A miraculous thing indeed."
Tsuna then proceeded to jump on his pet Sky Lion- who apparently drank another Redbull- and flew off to who-knows-where while screaming "WHO'S JEALOUS NOW, MARSHMELLOW BITCH?! I'VE GOT A FLYING KITTY!"
Needless to say, Dino fainted. And was promptly tied to a pole by two EXTREME people who then ran around yelling things that made no sense.
Just another day in the life of the Vongola.
Zera: Fever is a miraculous thing. It makes me make no sense yet make sense at the same time while flying on a unicorn.
Raizel: ... I think you need to go rest. It seems your fever is burning up what little sanity you have left.
Zera: Hai, mommy. Zera shall go rest so she can get over this devil-sent thing called the cold. *salutes and flops onto bed*
Layla: ... Should we be worried?
Zera: Heheheh, winged pineapples... KUFUFUFU NO FU! MUKURO USES PENGUIN RAVE PARTY!
Raizel/Layla: *sweatdrop* ...