Fanfiction Royal Rumble Chapter 3
Summary: The Royal Rumble continues with two out of the six characters so far eliminated.
Rated TV-14 for violence.
I do not own any of the characters below. They belong to their rightful owners. All of the 30 wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are real wrestlers in several wresting companies. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks man!
PS: Go crunk yourself!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #7: Brian Griffin (Family Guy)
King: Is that a dog?
JR: I—I have no idea why.
King: This is getting weird!
Brian sprinted all the way down the entrance ramp and jumped into the ring. He started bashing on several of the participants, except Beth Phoenix. Dolph came up and placed Brian in a sleeper hold, but the dog (Brian) bit Ziggler on his arm, and Beth Phoenix grabbed Dolph's arms, lifted him up, and slammed him down with the Glam Slam.
King: And a Glam Slam with help from that dog!
JR: He has a name, you know.
King: I know! I just don't know how he got into the Rumble!
JR: Another competitor will come in anyway!
King: In a matter of seconds, of course!
On the other side of the ring, Homer was able to take the Angry VG Nerd over the top rope, but James held onto the middle rope.
11! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
An explosion erupted at the top of the entrance ramp.
Entrant #8: Kane
JR: Oh no!
King: The Big Red Monster!
Kane walked down the entrance ramp with a sinister smirk and walked over the top rope and into the ring. AVGN ran at him, only to be shoved over the top rope by his throat, and out of the ring.
3rd eliminated: Angry Video Game Nerd; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 7:16
King: There goes that guy with those glasses!
JR: That's the Angry Video Game Nerd, King!
King: I know that.
Kane picked Dolph Ziggler up by his throat and brought Ziggler back down to Earth with a chokeslam, and then chokeslammed Homer, and kicked Brian straight in the face, sending the white dog flying.
JR: Kane is cleaning house! This is turning into a real slobber-knocker!
King: Kane is destructive!
Kane delivered a strike to Beth Phoenix, and then threw her into one of the turnbuckle, and threw Brian over the top rope, causing his elimination.
JR: There goes Brian! Kane's cleaning house!
4th eliminated: Brian Griffin; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 1:46
9! 8! 7! 6!
Kane waited, watching the entrance stage for the next victim.
4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
WOOO!
Entrant #9: Ric Flair
JR: It's the Nature Boy!
King: Ric Flair is here! He's been a former Royal Rumble winner!
Ric Flair walked up the steel steps and entered the ring, only to be stopped by a big boot by Kane, but Dolph Ziggler attempted to knock Kane out with a super kick, but Kane grabbed Dolph's super-kicking leg, grabbed him by his throat, and threw him over the top rope.
King: Ziggler is still in this.
However, Ziggler held on to the bottom rope, and only one of his feet set the floor mat. Homer stumbled back onto his feet and got up to the top rope. He tapped his left elbow, and did an elbow drop onto Ric Flair.
JR: And a big elbow drop from Homer Simpson!
King: And he said he had no experience?
Ziggler got back into the ring and began punching Kane down, slightly wearing the Big Red Monster down. Homer snuck up from behind and tried throwing Ziggler over the top rope, but then Beth Phoenix joined him in an attempt to eliminate Dolph Ziggler, but Ric Flair came up from behind and nailed Homer in the groin with his right forearm.
4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #10: Owen (Total Drama)
JR: Here comes another big man!
King: I don't even know this guy! Isn't he from Canada?
Owen walked onto the ring apron, and stumbled through the ropes. Kane turned his direction to Owen, and attempted to knock him down. Ric Flair was beating down on Homer while Phoenix and Ziggler traded punches. Owen was able to bring Kane down, but the Big Red Monster lifted Owen up into a sidewalk slam.
JR: Kane with a sidewalk slam on the Total Drama Island season 1 winner!
Kane then whipped himself off the ropes as Owen tried to get up and Kane knocked him back down with a big boot. Ziggler got the Glamazon over the top rope, but Ric Flair snuck up and threw Ziggler over as well, but both Dolph and Beth hung on. However, Kane delivered a double clothesline to both Ziggler and Phoenix. The Glamazon was hanging on, but Ziggler was eliminated.
King: Whoa!
JR: And yet another eliminated by Kane.
5th eliminated: Dolph Ziggler; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 6:42
Owen threw Kane over the top rope, but Kane was hanging on for dear life.
King: Kane nearly lost his elimination streak at the Rumble!
6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #11: Mario (Super Mario)
King: I don't really play any Nintendo, but I know Mario is a good character!
Mario jogged down the entrance ramp and hopped over the top rope. No, seriously.
King: That was a big jump!
JR: He defies gravity by jumping higher!
Mario jumped over the turnbuckle where Beth Phoenix was and delivered a 619-style kick to the Glamazon's back.
King: He is crazy fast!
Kane dragged Mario from the ring apron and threw him in between two turnbuckles, sending the red plumber's shoulders into the ring post.
JR: That's gotta hurt right there!
Kane then threw Ric Flair over his right shoulder and set Naitch to the mat with a tombstone piledriver.
King: There it is! The tombstone piledriver!
Homer Simpson, on the other hand, was attacking Owen, who threw him through the ropes and out of the ring. However, that did not eliminate him.
King: Homer is down, but not out!
Homer ran behind Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler and got a steel chair. He threw it into the ring as Kane tried to get Ric Flair over the top rope, but Mario dropkicked Kane, only to get pummeled down by the Big Red Monster and thrown onto the steel chair Homer brought in.
JR: Sweet Jesus!
King: That could break your spine!
Homer spat in Kane's eyes with the same Buzz Cola that cost The Miz the match-up in the beginning, and performed a DDT, planting the Big Red Monster's head to the mat.
JR: Wait, how did he know that? He said he had no experience!
King: There's a chance that he lied about that sort of thing.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #12: Jeff Jarrett
The Immortal Mexican Heavyweight Champion arrived with a guitar, which he wishes to use as a weapon, of course.
King: I hate this guy! He wanted a title, so he made one himself from Mexico!
Jarrett slid into the ring, and dropped the guitar to the corner, but Homer whacked him with the steel chair.
King: Ouch! That's got to leave a mark!
To be continued
I'll stop it for now, but here's the eliminations:
Eliminated: The Miz, Santino Marella, Angry Video Game Nerd, Brian Griffin, and Dolph Ziggler.
More people are to arrive in the next chapter!
Update: In a few hours.