"KUFUFU NO *hic* FU! KU-*hic* KUFUFUFU NO FU! Tsunayoshi-kun! Look at my masterpiece!"
Our dear Tunafish was currently horrified by the utter monstrosity Mukuro had currently unleashed onto the mansion. He struggled to keep a calm face as he turned to the smug- and slightly flushed- illusionist pineapple.
"Mukuro... Did you steal Kyoya's Vodka again?"
The currently drunk illusionist put his arm on the mafioso's shoulder with a mock sad and hurt expression. "Noooooo~! *hic* I would never do that, Tsunayoshi-kun!" He leaned in with a grin goofier than Iemitsu's. "I stole it *hic* from the Monkey King. *hic*"
The Tuna Lord blanched. Great. Now he had to deal with The Lord of the Wierdos. (Tsuna, Tsuna, Tsuna- you have no room to speak~)
And I bet you all are wonder what horrible illusion was currently crippling anyone who came within a ten-foot pole's poking distance from it.
Why it was an illusion of Twilight. To be specific, certain scenes of Twilight.
Happening in the middle of the most busy room of the mansion.
This was why Mukuro was a 'Perverted Pineapple Herbivore' as dubbed by our dear Skylark-chan. And currently why said skylark was destroying everything that was within a ten foot radius and moved. If you looked closely he had a heavy blush on his cheeks it looked as if his brain was working on autopilot.
"HOLY SH*TWHATTHEF***?!" Screeched Hayato. Later he will testify that he did not sound like a sailor-mouthed little girl screaming.
Tsuna looked to where the sound came from and saw his dear Storm octopus freaking out while Takeshi was staring at the scene with wide eyes, a tilted head, and a small open mouthed smile that positively screamed (much like Hayato) 'BRAIN BROKE, BRB'.
Now what made this little gathering really come together was Xanxus deciding to enter the room via a hole in the wall created by throwing a positively p*ssed Squalo through it.
The big bad man then assumed a position similar to a certain yakyuu-baka's upon seeing the illusion (Pronounced: projection of a certain female pineapple's movies). Yes, even the head tilt and broken-brain smile.
Reborn then came out of no where dressed in a tutu and snapped a photo of the Varia leader for later blackmail. Yes, a freakin' tutu.
Let's just say Mukuro was not allowed to have vodka again. EVER.
"Nufufufu. Mission successful~"
Zera: I just wanna thank everyone who reviewed, favorited, followed, and even just read this craziness. I have over 1,000 views on this thing. I sh*t you not. Thank you so much, reader-samas! :D *passes out Internet hugs and cookies*