Fanfiction Royal Rumble CH4
Summary: With 5 out of 12 characters eliminated, who will get the advantage? Find out as the FanFiction Royal Rumble continues!
Rated TV-14 for violence.
I do not own any of the characters below. They belong to their rightful owners. All of the 30 wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are real wrestlers in several wresting companies. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks man!
PS: This is where there's some alliances might begin.
Jeff Jarrett got up on his feet, slightly busted open from the chair shot by Homer, as Kane tried to throw Owen over the top rope.
JR: A few seconds into the match, and Jeff Jarrett's already opened up!
King: Anything can happen in the Royal Rumble!
Homer was beating down Ric Flair, as Beth Phoenix picked Jeff Jarrett up into the Glam Slam.
JR: Another Glam Slam by the Glamazon!
King: So far there were five eliminations! Who's coming in next?
Owen poked Kane in the eyes, causing a minimum amount of boos from the crowd, and Homer got Ric Flair dragged over to Owen, who helped Homer throw Ric Flair over the top rope and out of the match.
King: The Nature Boy won't get any woos tonight!
6th eliminated: Ric Flair; Eliminated by Homer Simpson and Owen; Duration: 3:51
6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #13: Ian Hecox (Smosh)
JR: Here's one half of a one-million-subscriber Youtube team!
Ian walked down the entrance ramp, but he tripped and rolled all the rest of the way down and slid underneath the ring.
King: He tripped and now he's hiding?
JR: That was probably an accident to slide under there, but it's convenient that he got there; there are weapons under the ring!
Ian came out the other side of the ring with a Singapore cane, as Homer, Mario and Jarrett had a three-way brawl between each other.
JR: Someone might get caned!
Ian slid into the ring and whacked random participants with the cane, starting with Kane, then Owen, and then Homer, then Jarrett, and finally Mario before stopping in front of the Glamazon Beth Phoenix.
King: He was going crazy! That isn't really what a wrestler usually does.
Ian ended up falling in love with Phoenix, until Jeff Jarrett threw him over the top rope and out of the match quickly.
7th eliminated: Ian Hecox; Eliminated by Jeff Jarrett; Duration: 0:34
JR: Ian didn't really last long right there.
As Jarrett turned around, he was whacked with his own guitar by Kane, who afterwards chokeslammed him over the top rope.
King: Hit with his own guitar by Kane!
JR: The same treatment given to the Honky Tonk Man back at the 2001 Royal Rumble!
8th eliminated: Jeff Jarrett; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 1:40
King: Well, Kane has eliminated four people so far. Who will be the fifth if there will?
Kane turned around and gave Homer a tombstone piledriver onto the steel chair in the ring, but then Owen, who climbed the turnbuckle behind Kane, jumped down into a bulldog on Kane, sending his face directly into the steel chair.
JR: The chair being put into use for some hardcore maneuvers!
King: Well, you know what they say: Chairs are not just made for sitting; they're also used for breaking bodies!
JR: Who says that?
King: Ask any ECW original!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #14: John Cena
JR: Yes! The champ is here!
John Cena took his time to salute to the crow and ran into the ring as fast as he could.
King: John Cena is gonna rock the house!
Cena began knocking competitors down with shoulder strikes, followed by a spinout powerbomb to Kane. Cena raised his right arm up and looked down at Kane as he and the crowd waved out "You Can't See Me!" Cena bounced off the ropes, shrugged his left shoulder off, and slammed his right hand on Kane with the Five-Knuckle Shuffle!
King: Cena with the Five-Knuckle Shuffle!
JR: He might be the favorite to win!
As Cena propped Kane on his shoulders for the Five-Knuckle Shuffle, Homer hit John in the mid-section with Ian's Singapore cane. Out of the blue, already eliminated The Miz distracted Homer Simpson while being pulled back by two of the referees outside as John Cena threw Homer over the top rope! The Miz cost Homer the match!
9th eliminated: Homer Simpson; Eliminated by John Cena; Duration: 9:27
King: What the heck? The Miz!
JR: Miz just cost Homer Simpson the entire Royal Rumble!
Homer ran after Miz all the way up the entrance ramp and into the backstage area.
9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #15: CM Punk
CM Punk walked down the entrance ramp and slid into the ring.
King: The voice of the voiceless!
JR: The pipebomb dropper!
King: CM Punk is here!
CM Punk went after Kane first and kneed him at one of the turnbuckles, followed by a bulldog.
JR: CM Punk going after Kane with that shining wizard-bulldog combo!
CM Punk then delivered a kick to Beth Phoenix's head, knocking her over the top rope. However, she was hanging on again. Cena turned Punk around, and both Punk and Cena conversed, and then shook hands a bit afterwards as Beth Phoenix got back inside the ring.
King: What's this? An alliance? A friendship?
JR: Suppose so!
CM Punk and John Cena joined forces and went after Kane, who got both in a double chokeslam position, until Punk and Cena reverse it into a double-team suplex.
King: A double team move right there!
JR: What a reversal!
Mario ran at Cena, only for Cena to throw Mario out of the match.
10th eliminated: Mario; Eliminated by John Cena; Duration: 4:46
JR: There goes Mario!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #16: Luigi (Super Mario)
King: Well, this is coincidental; Mario's out and Luigi's in!
JR: Well, they are brothers, but they were merely five spots separated from entering one after another.
Luigi ran down the entrance aisle and slid in between the bottom and middle ropes. He dropkicked Owen, and then did a jumping complete shot on Beth Phoenix. However, Cena and Punk double-teamed on Luigi with a double DDT, and afterwards tried to eliminate him, but there was a result of Owen nearly eliminating Cena, Punk and Luigi! However, all three stayed on the ring apron.
King: Phew! Almost a 3-man deal there for Owen! JR, did you know that Owen was rejected for The Biggest Loser? They said "Sorry! No professional fatties!"
JR: (Sarcastically) Ha ha.
King: What? Is it not funny?
JR: I've heard it before… about Peter Griffin, and that fat girl named Sadie.
King: Hey! It's not my fault!
In a blowout result, CM Punk and John Cena threw Luigi off the ring apron, thus eliminating him.
JR: Luigi the next eliminated after his brother Mario!
King: Another coincidence!
11th eliminated: Luigi; Eliminated by Cena and Punk; Duration: 0:50
6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #17: Anthony Padilla (Smosh)
Anthony walked down the entrance ramp, even pointing at the sign of a front row fan saying "SMOSH HSOMS".
JR: The second half of Smosh is here!
However, as soon as Anthony entered the ring, the fact that there were people like Kane in there frightened him.
Anthony: Oh, s**t!
Anthony completely slid underneath the ropes and exited the ring to find an advantage underneath the ring.
So, I think Anthony crapped (and peed) himself. So far, there were 11 eliminations! Here they are.
Eliminated: The Miz, Santino Marella, Angry Video Game Nerd, Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox, Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, and Luigi.
Shocking how Miz came back for revenge on Homer for spitting Buzz Cola in his face and cost Homer the match.
Also, CM Punk and John Cena formed an alliance.
The Royal Rumble will continue after this!