FanFiction Royal Rumble CH6
Summary: With 10 out of the 22 who already entered still in, Jeff Hardy took down Alberto Del Rio. Will Del Rio be good enough to enter the rumble?
Rated TV-14 for violence.
I do not own any of the characters below. They belong to their rightful owners. All of the 30 wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are real wrestlers in several wresting companies. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks, man!
PS: Let's go CenaPunk!
Alberto Del Rio struggled to get back up to his feet as the referees cleared him to continue. Jeff Hardy already entered the match and sat out at one of the unoccupied turnbuckle corner in order to find the right time to jump in.
JR: Del Rio was just cleared to enter!
However, Alberto first set his sights on Hardy, and began beating down on him, while Peter and Owen continued to tussle near by CenaPunk and the Brothers of Destruction, Undertaker and Kane. Anthony Padilla and Master Chief were still by the set up table in the corner, rearing to have one of the two break through it.
King: I think this Royal Rumble could get better! We got 38 characters left to enter!
Jeff Hardy attempted another Twist of Fate, but he was turned around by Alberto Del Rio for a German suplex.
JR: And a German suplex by Del Rio!
Anthony was getting bashed onto the table, but he moved out of the way and then tackled Master Chief through the table!
JR: The table! Their bodies! They're broken!
King: And things are just going to get better! Another all-star is going to enter!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #23: Cleveland Brown (Family Guy/The Cleveland Show)
King: Hey! It's Fat Albert!
JR: Uh, no, that's not Fat Albert. That's Family Guy's Cleveland Brown!
King: Oh. Didn't he get a spin-off?
JR: Well, yes. It's called The Cleveland Show and it's airing new episodes now on FOX.
Cleveland slid underneath the ropes joined Peter in beating Owen down while Anthony threw Master Chief over the top rope and out of the match.
13th eliminated: Master Chief; Eliminated by Anthony Padilla; Duration: 5:10
JR: The soldier from Halo is done for!
Cleveland and Peter were pulling Owen over the top rope, as Cena helped Jeff Hardy take Alberto Del Rio down. Punk was handling Kane as Undertaker looked for a soul to throw out of the ring. Taker set his sights on Anthony, who quickly slid out through the bottom ropes.
JR: Undertaker attempting to rid Anthony of Smosh fame from the Royal Rumble.
Cena attempted to bring Alberto Del Rio down with the Attitude Adjustment, but Del Rio squirmed out, only to be slammed down with a spinout powerbomb by Cena, who went for the Five-Knuckle Shuffle again. Jeff Hardy decided to join in to add an Extreme leg drop to Del Rio's abdomen.
King: Wow! A Five-Knuckle Shuffle and also a leg drop by Hardy!
The Canadian frat Owen began to overpower Peter Griffin and Cleveland Brown with a double chokeslam as Punk prepared for a Go To Sleep on Kane, but Kane reversed it into a chokeslam attempt, but John Cena interrupted Kane with a shoulder tackle.
King: I think Cena saved Punk again!
JR: That's teamwork!
Cena turned around, seeing Alberto Del Rio going in his direction, lifted him up and brought him back down with the Attitude Adjustment.
JR: Attitude Adjustment!
Jeff Hardy got up to the top rope nearest to Del Rio and damaged him further with a Swanton Bomb.
JR: And now a Swanton Bomb!
King: A double deal!
9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #24: Bender (Futurama)
JR: A robot?
King: Who made this list?
Bender jumped into the ring and practically knocked TDI season 1 winner Owen out with a single right hand, knowing he is made of iron, and helping Cleveland and Peter. With help from Peter and Cleveland, Bender eliminated practically the largest person in the match.
JR: Owen's out! Owen's out!
King: Bender making a swift elimination with help from Peter and Cleveland!
14th eliminated: Owen; Eliminated by Cleveland, Peter and Bender; Duration: 14:10
King: Kane still lasted longer than Owen, though, and he's still in!
JR: Yes, but who's the biggest now?
As Undertaker got Anthony of Smosh over the top rope and onto the apron, Alberto Del Rio got in the center of the ring as Peter Griffin, Cleveland Brown, CM Punk, John Cena, Jeff Hardy and Bender circled around him. Del Rio was at first brought down with another Attitude Adjustment, and when Del Rio bounced up in pain, he ate another Twist of Fate from Jeff Hardy.
JR: Del Rio getting the ultimate beatdown!
Peter got on the top rope and compacted Del Rio with a body splash, followed by a leg drop with a chair by Bender, and then a running senton by Cleveland. As Del Rio got back up, CM Punk knocked him out with a Go To Sleep. Alberto Del Rio got up again as the countdown winded down again.
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #25: The Rock
JR: The People's Champ! The Rock is here!
King: This match just got electrifying!
The Rock entered the ring and instantly brought Alberto Del Rio down with the Rock Bottom.
JR: The Rock Bottom! The Rock Bottom! What a move!
King: Del Rio is having a bad night, and it's only going to be much badder!
Rock got in the position for the People's Elbow, as he removed an elbow pad, and bounced back and forth, jumping over Del Rio, and then bringing a hard elbow down on the Mexican Aristocrat's chest.
King: The People's Elbow!
JR: The People's Elbow!
Del Rio's punishment ended with John Cena throwing him over the top rope and eliminating him from the match!
15th eliminated: Alberto Del Rio; Eliminated by John Cena; Duration: 3:23
The Rock's next target was Kane nearby, and both began trading punches in a back and forth frenzy.
JR: The Rock now going after Kane!
King: Kane and Cena tied in the amount of eliminations, to point out!
JR: Kane might eliminate more on the way!
Undertaker tried to chokeslam Anthony off the ring apron, until CM Punk and John Cena saved Anthony from elimination by pummeling on Undertaker.
JR: Cena and Punk saving Anthony from losing the match!
King: They probably want to get a third person in to help win the Rumble!
JR: But what if John Cena and CM Punk are the last two left?
King: Huh. I don't know exactly how that's going to work out, but if it happens, we won't know what will happen!
Kane went after Jeff Hardy as Peter, Bender and Cleveland waited for the countdown to restart, while Anthony got back in the ring and did a double fisherman's suplex with Cena, followed by a big elbow drop off the top rope from CM Punk.
JR: There are 10 people in the ring: six are wrestlers, and four are practically not wrestlers!
King: And 25 people entered, but 15 of them are gone from the Royal Rumble!
6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #26: Chris Griffin (Family Guy)
JR: And there's Peter's son, I suppose.
King: How can you tell? A little overweight?
JR: A little.
Chris waved hello to his dad and ran into the ring. Peter hobbled a chair to his son (Chris), who began flailing around, only to be thrown over the top rope, letting go of the chair, by Kane, who whacks him off and out of the match, sending Chris right through the Spanish announcer table.
16th eliminated: Chris Griffin; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 0:10
King: Whoa! He was there for a moment and now he's out?
JR: Barely any experience for Chris right there.
More brawling came by as Kane threw Bender over and out of the ring as well.
JR: Another elimination! Six in all for Kane!
King: I remember back at the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane eliminated 11 people! He broke a record!
17th eliminated: Bender; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 2:18
JR: Yes, he did!
Kane then knocked Anthony's lights out with a big boot, and then grabbed Peter by the throat, crashing him against the mat with a chokeslam, only to be laid out with a Rock Bottom by the People's Champ.
King: Rock Bottom on Kane! The Rock brought the Big Red Monster down on the mat!
JR: Kane is down! He has six eliminations so far, but he himself might get eliminated!
The Rock turned around and ended up in a staredown with John Cena, in reference to the rivalry between them leading up to WrestleMania 28 coming early in 2012.
JR: A distinct staredown between future WrestleMania opponents. Remember, WrestleMania 28 will be in Miami, Florida in April 1st, 2012, on April Fool's Day, live on pay-per-view!
King: I can't wait for that one!
Rock and Cena began trading punches as Undertaker knocked down CM Punk with a flying clothesline from the top rope. Kane went after Jeff Hardy soon after getting up and attempted another chokeslam, until Jeff Hardy slipped out while being raised up and landed with a jawbreaker on Kane.
King: We got 18 seconds until the next superstar comes!
JR: Not everybody's a superstar! There are 30 wrestlers on one side, and not all of them were superstars! Just take Beth Phoenix for example! She was here earlier!
12! 11! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #27: Chris Jericho
JR: It's Y2J!
King: Chris Jericho is in the match!
JR: He broke the record for most Intercontinental Championship reigns of the last decade!
Jericho ran down the entrance ramp, up the steel steps, and jumped into the ring with a springboard dropkick to Jeff Hardy.
King: And a big dropkick by Chris Jericho!
JR: We have to take a quick break, so as soon as we return, the countdown will be at 30 seconds!
To be continued
Well, 27 people entered; 17 were out!
Amount of people entered: 27
Amount of eliminations: 17
Amount in the ring: 10
Amount remaining to enter: 33
Eliminated: The Miz, Santino Marella, Angry Video Game Nerd, Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox, Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin and Bender.
As we get back in part 6 of the FanFiction Royal Rumble, we'll find out what potential Chris Jericho has in this Royal Rumble!
Update: Between now and tomorrow.