FanFiction Royal Rumble CH9
Recap: Twenty four contestants out of the thirty three who entered were here and gone, as we experienced the fastest Royal Rumble elimination in history: Michael Cole being eliminated in 1.8 seconds, 10 milliseconds shorter than Santino's time in the ring in the 2009 Royal Rumble. The Royal Rumble is less than 10 entries past the halfway mark. John Cena and CM Punk's alliance continues to blow off easy as the Royal Rumble continues!
Rated TV-14 for violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters below. They belong to their rightful owners. All of the 30 wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are real wrestlers in several wresting companies. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks, man!
PS: I've set to confirm that there will be a sequel to this Royal Rumble, taking place this year, in addition to a Survivor Series PPV that will probably be started after this is over.
PPS: This chapter will be the longest of all others with five entries or probably more in the chapter.
PPPS: BUCK FUTTER, BUCKING FITCH! (I'm in good terms with CharlieHarperFan, so I wanted to do that)
PPPPS: CharlieHarperFan88, guess what person you didn't request that I placed in the Royal Rumble anyway.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #34: John Morrison
JR: Here comes John Morrison!
The Shaman of Sexy ran down the entrance ramp, jumped onto the ring apron, and hopped over with a Flying Chuck on Big Show, making him stumble back, while John Cena was now focused on attempting to throw Undertaker over the top rope, and CM Punk was working on beating down The Rock.
King: Well, that was a big Flying Chuck by Morrison to The World's Largest Athlete!
On another side of the ring, Kane clutched Peter Griffin by his throat for a chokeslam, but then Squidward stumbled by to whack Kane on the back, allowing Peter to bring him down and slam him on his head with a DDT out of nowhere. Anthony Padilla was outside the ring, having being able to slide out of the ring. He was looking for something to use, and then realized something… he pulled out a rainbow lollipop stick from Food Battle 2011 and walked back into the ring.
Cole: What the-? Why does Anthony have that candy? That's not a weapon!
King: No idea.
JR: This is a weird match.
Anthony tried to hurt Kane by tapping him on the back with the candy stick, which only resulted in Kane turning around angrily, causing fear to run through Anthony's body. Kane grabbed Anthony by the throat, raised him up about 7 feet, and eliminated him with a chokeslam out of the ring.
25th elimination: Anthony Padilla; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 18:38
Cole: That weird pedestrian is out!
King: That's Anthony Padilla of Smosh!
JR: He was in the ring for the fourth longest amount of time in the Rumble!
King: Well, now both members of Smosh are out right now, and another superstar is about to enter in about 18 seconds!
Anthony walked up the ramp, surprised not only for being eliminated from the Royal Rumble, but also for lasting so long in the match.
11! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #35: Wario (Super Mario)
Wario ran down the entrance ramp, took a moment to catch a breather, and rolled in, considering his weight.
Cole: Who's this fat loaf?
JR: I know. This is one weird Royal Rumble.
Wario slowly got up on the top rope and jumped down with an axe handle to Kane, but then Kane grabbed him and lifted him up, but then Squidward came in out of nowhere, knocking Kane over the top rope. Kane held on to the ring rope, stood on the ring apron, and re-entered the ring as John Cena escaped a Tombstone Piledriver from Undertaker and attempted an Attitude Adjustment, but Undertaker reversed it into a sidewalk slam.
King: What a combination of reversals!
Cole: I know! Also, this event is brought to you by that Viva La Juicy perfume at Macy's that had a repetitive commercial on TeenNick. (Author's Note: Yes, I watch TeenNick. Don't you flame about it.)
A bit afterwards, CM Punk got The Rock up for the Go To Sleep, but as he brought the knee down, Rock grabbed his leg, pulled him in, and slammed him down with The Rock Bottom.
JR: The Rock Bottom on CM Punk!
Cole: What a great move by The People's Champ!
The Big Show was beating Peter Griffin down with various loud slaps to the chest as Wario and Squidward double teamed on Kane with kick after kick to the mid-section. As Wario and Squidward got into the position for a double suplex on The Big Red Monster, Morrison knocked Squidward out with a kick to the head.
JR: Whoa! John Morrison with a great move!
King: You know he can't hear you, JR! There are hundreds of thousands of fans on their feet for this event!
Cole: (Angry) Yeah, and all of them seem to be happy that I was eliminated! Unbelievable!
King: Well, Michael, your appearance in this match may be your only moment in Royal Rumble history!
Cole: I was in there for about a second!
JR: Well, talk about your record-breaking second of fame!
Morrison got Squidward in the position and landed on him with the Starship Pain, as Kane tried to double team Cena with Undertaker in a double chokeslam, but then CM Punk attacked Kane with a flying lariat to the back, sending Kane back over the top rope to the ring apron. The former World Heavyweight held on to the middle rope again, and knocked John Cena down with a throat thrust, afterwards dragging Peter Griffin over the top rope and to the ring apron as there were 17 seconds left before entrant 36 enters. However, Peter sent himself and Kane back over the top rope and back into the ring.
9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (BZZT!)
Entrant #36: Rey Mysterio
Fireworks fired as the Master of the 619 made his way to the ring.
King: Well, here comes another favorite to win the Royal Rumble!
JR: The San Diego brand luchador Rey Mysterio has entered the Royal Rumble!
Rey ran up to the ring apron and used his lucha libre skills to jump into the ring and slam onto Kane with a flying springboard cross body, followed by a standing shooting star press from Morrison seconds afterwards.
JR: A double team move by John Morrison and Rey Mysterio to Kane!
John Cena punched and kicked Undertaker down in the corner, and allowed CM Punk to knock him on the head with a knee to the Deadman, but as he went for a bulldog, Kane caught Punk by the throat and readied for a chokeslam, but he noticed John Morrison jumping at him from the top rope, and caught him in mid air as well, slamming him and Punk hard on the mat with a double chokeslam. However, Rey Mysterio came up from behind and dropkicked the Big Red Monster into the ropes while Big Show quickly got Wario onto the top rope and knocked him out with a big right hand, eliminating Wario quick.
JR: Well, Wario didn't certainly last long.
Cole: He's a bit of a small target, but whatever lets you make your way around the Royal Rumble.
26th elimination: Wario; Eliminated by Big Show; Duration: 1:24
Rey bounced back from the ropes and nailed Kane with the 619, sending Kane onto his back. Rey then jumped up off the top rope and landed on Kane with a big splash, while CM Punk changed targets and attacked Peter Griffin, who was trying to eliminate Squidward Tentacles. At another side of the ring, John Cena and The Rock were continuing to battle it out until one of them would be eliminated from the match, as Undertaker approached the side of the ring where Squidward, Peter and Punk were, and threw Punk into Squidward, sending him into the ring barricade near the entrance ramp.
27th elimination: Squidward Tentacles; Eliminated by Undertaker; Duration: 3:47
King: Who's next to come out?
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2-
However, the 'mail received' sound from some laptop played, as the ring lights flickered. Apparently there was a podium next to the broadcast table that said "Lordryu Booth"
Cole: Uh… (gets a microphone) Can I… can I have some attent-I have an email from Lordryu for some reason. (gets to the podium and opens the laptop sitting on it) It says here, a-and I quote… "I've seen how epic this Royal Rumble can get, but now to make it more interesting: as the Royal Rumble goes on, at one side of the stage is a pole with eight flags hung on it. Throughout the match, the eliminated characters can get the chance to re-enter by making it to the stage and claiming a flag from the 15-foot high flagpole. Only three eliminated participants can enter at a time, and the person who is able to get a flag will be able to re-enter the match."
The screen switches to backstage near the entrance, where Dolph Ziggler and The Miz are viewing the match on TV, now knowing the redemption challenge that the eliminated superstars and other characters can participate in.
Miz: One more chance?
Ziggler: Lordryu's getting good.
However, Santino Marella passed by, running in the direction of the arena, and wearing the Cobra glove.
Santino: COOOOBBRRAAAAAA!
Miz: What the hell?
Dolph: Get him!
Dolph and Miz ran soon after at the same direction as the countdown quickly continued with a buzzer.
Entrant #37: Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants)
Patrick was making his way to the stage, only to run into Miz as Ziggler jumped past Santino and jumped up to the ladder placed near the tall pole. However, Santino climbed up the other side of the ladder while Patrick Star entered the ring. Ziggler and Santino went back and forth punching each other until Santino began to get into Cobra position on the ladder, leaving Dolph Ziggler able to grab one of the eight red flags. However, Dolph was too late, as he struck on the throat by Santino's Cobra. Ziggler stood dizzy on the ladder, and then fell through a part of the FanFiction Royal Rumble entrance stage. Good thing Santino snatched the flag out of Ziggler's hands before it happened.
Cole: (Recoiling from the hard fall) OH, MAN!
JR: BY GAWD!
King: Did... did that just happen?
Cole: Do you see the stage breaking apart?
King: Well, yes.
JR: He may be broken in half!
Santino Marella began running with all his might as action continued in the ring, with Kane preparing a chokeslam on John Morrison, Undertaker setting Rey Mysterio up for The Last Ride, and John Cena carrying The Rock up onto his shoulders for the Attitude Adjustment. When Santino leapt onto the ring apron near the entrance ramp, Kane tossed Morrison into the top right corner and went to clothesline Santino, but the Milan Miracle panicked and ducked for cover, pulling onto the top rope as a result.
JR: Kane wanting history to repeat itself by elim-whoa, wait a minute!
Kane went over the top rope and landed on the outside, resulting in his elimination as the crowd was on their feet, chanting for Santino.
JR: OH MAH GAWD!
King: WHAT?
Cole: Kane! He's out!
28th elimination (Santino's back): Kane; Eliminated by Santino Marella; Duration: 29:36
Cole: Kane no longer the longest lasting competitor in this match!
JR: And Kane was close to breaking his own overall Royal Rumble record of 11 eliminations!
King: Yeah, but Kane is now also the person who threw out the most competitors in a FanFiction Royal Rumble!
To be continued...
Whew! That took longer than I thought!
Well, sorry for the long wait, but here's the current statistics of this FanFiction Royal Rumble!
Amount of people entered: 37
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 28
Amount in the ring: 10
Amount remaining to enter: 23
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd, Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox, Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla, Wario, Squidward Tentacles and Kane.
Top 3 most eliminations so far (bonus for those keeping track):
1. Kane (nine eliminations)
2. (Tie) Big Show and John Cena (four eliminations)
3. CM Punk (three eliminations)
PS: I meant to upload this a couple of days sooner, but when I switched my Fanfiction email account, I had to wait a couple of days just like when I started on this site.
Well, next time, there will be a couple more rounds of mid-Rumble Flag matches as the Royal Rumble rolls on!