FanFiction Royal Rumble CH10
Recap: This Royal Rumble continues past the halfway mark as The Big Red Monster Kane sets two records in the FanFiction Royal Rumble: longest lasting, and most eliminations. With more eliminations, and the introduction of a new rule, the first annual FanFiction Royal Rumble heads forward!
Rated TV-14 for violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters below, because the 30 non-wrestler participants belong to their rightful owners, and all of the 30 real-life wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are in companies like World Wrestling Entertainment and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks, man!
Jim Ross: Welcome back to the FanFiction Royal Rumble!
The action in the ring included Undertaker kicking CM Punk in the corner, Santino Marella doing the splits evasion to arm drag combo he likes to pull off against John Morrison, John Cena reversing The Rock's Rock Bottom into a DDT, Patrick Star struggling to lift Big Show up onto his shoulders and Rey Mysterio nearly eliminating Peter Griffin with a hurricanrana over the top rope. Time was winding down for the ten all-stars in the ring.
Michael Cole: Whew. Peter Griffin almost getting eliminated by Rey Mysterio.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Just when you think it's over for a participant in a Royal Rumble match, they keep hanging on.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #38: Wade Barrett
The man who started The Nexus appeared at the top of the entrance stage, but his moment ended suddenly when the Smosh duo Ian and Anthony shoved him out of the way and ran up the ladder near the pole that was carrying seven (originally eight) flags that would grant an eliminated character the chance to re-enter the ring and get back in the match.
Wade Barrett: (slightly audible, due to the loud volume of the crowd): Who the hell are they?
Ian and Anthony successfully claimed two of the flags, only for The Miz (who went to the back after Patrick crashed into him) and Alberto Del Rio to come out from the back and run at the Smosh duo. Ian and Anthony ran screaming, as they passed by Miz and Del Rio and dashed off towards the ring at full speed. Miz and Del Rio were stopped by referees Mike Chioda and Nick Patrick at the ring apron facing the ring. Wade Barrett took a moment to recollect what just happened, as he didn't know the Royal Rumble would be this abnormal, unlike most of the WWE Royal Rumbles.
Jim Ross: And they made it!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Now there's just five flags left in play!
As Anthony and Ian panted from the quick running, they both screamed when they noticed Undertaker behind then, and they jumped through the ropes, tumbling out of the ring. Lucky for the two internet stars, they weren't eliminated because they fell through in between the top and middle ropes. Wade Barrett, who was walking down the ramp and looking around for no further distractions, nearly got knocked down as he was right at the ring apron, and he decided to walk up the steel steps. Wade walked through the ropes, but after a couple of seconds of taunting in the ring, Undertaker nailed Patrick with a big boot to the face, and Patrick's right elbow smacked Barrett in the face, knocking him through the ropes and onto the floor outside the ring, but Wade was not yet eliminated.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Whoa! He's out cold!
Michael Cole: Looks like he's suffering the same luck that you had when you entered a Rumble more than a decade ago.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: You're one to talk, Michael.
Jim Ross: As chaotic as it seems, this Rumble isn't over yet!
As 30 seconds remained before Entrant #39 would appear, Undertaker Irish-whipped Patrick Star into John Cena and CM Punk, who were once again ganging up on The Rock. Ian and Anthony, being the crazy knucklehead duo they are on YouTube and their own website, ran in opposite directions around the ring and swiped several steel chairs from around and behind the commentary table.
Michael Cole: What are they doing?
Jim Ross: I have no idea.
The Smosh duo walked up to the ring apron, and began frantically tossing the black chairs into the ring, raining down on the rest of the participants, especially Wade Barrett and John Morrison, who both took chairs to the face.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Look at this! (Laughs)
Michael Cole: ...what?
Jim Ross: I've never seen anybody do this before in that ring!
Wade stumbled right into a chokeslam hold from Undertaker, and Morrison, unable to focus for now, was lifted by Patrick in a gorilla press position. However, the clock reached the final 10 seconds before the next entrant...
9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #39: Justin from Total Drama (for CharlieHarperFan88)
Michael Cole: I bet whoever started this regretted having people who don't wrestle enter this match.
Jim Ross: Well, I bet he didn't.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: And that fact is true, JR. You'll never know who will enter a Royal Rumble unless you wait and see!
The former Total Drama participant, not wanting to slow the match down a bit, ran at full speed and slid into the ring as Patrick Star lost balance and fell onto the ring ropes when a chair that Ian threw into the ring bonked him on the top of his head.
Jim Ross: And it seems Patrick got hurt by Smosh.
Michael Cole: Wait, that's the team name of those two weirdos outside the ring?
Jim Ross: Well... yes.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Do you ever go on YouTube, Michael? Smosh's channel is one of the most favorited and subscribed channels on that website!
John Morrison and Justin teamed up, and threw Patrick over the top rope, sending him onto the ground, right next to the commentary table that Lawler, Michael and JR were sitting at.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Oh my!
Michael Cole: And another powerhouse goes down!
Jim Ross: Well, he didn't last long, now did he?
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: He lasted at least two minutes!
29th elimination: Patrick Star; Eliminated by Justin and John Morrison; Duration: 2:13
As Justin and Morrison looked down at the eliminated starfish, Big Show came up from behind and clotheslined both of them over the top rope, but the two irresistable men held onto the ropes to survive.
Jim Ross: Big Show from behind, trying to increase his chances of not only winning the Rumble, but breaking Kane's record of nine eliminations!
Michael Cole: And those two men hold on!
As Big Show turned around, not noticing John Morrison and Justin surviving elimination, Wade Barrett began unloading shots to Big Show's chest and head, while John Cena was being pushed over the top rope by Undertaker at the set of ropes facing the entrance ramp, and Anthony, Ian and Santino were trying to get rid of Peter Griffin at the bottom right corner. In addition, The Rock was preparing a double Rock Bottom on Rey Mysterio and CM Punk, but Rey and Punk turned the tables and reversed Rock's finisher into a double-team suplex.
Jim Ross: A big reversal! Can the two former World Heavyweight and Tag Team Champions capitalize and eliminate The Great One!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: The Rock is one of my picks to win this match. Hopefully, he can make it out of this match and win this first time ever 60-man Royal Rumble!
Big Show shoved Wade Barrett across the ring as Justin and John Morrison teamed up on CM Punk and Undertaker respectively. The Rock, on the other hand, was finishing what Undertaker started: trying to eliminate John Cena from this Royal Rumble match. However, Cena kicked Rock back, and climbed the top rope at the top right corner.
Michael Cole: John Cena going high risk...
Cena leapt off the top rope, and drove The Rock face-first into the ring mat, as the Royal Rumble countdown appeared again on the titantron.
Michael Cole: ...And Cena with the leg drop bulldog!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #40: Geoff (Total Drama)
The self-professed party boy, rather than entering through the stage entrance, emerged from the crowd.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Look at what this guy's doing!
Michael Cole: (Surprised) Wha-he was in the crowd during the whole thing, and he's participating?
Jim Ross: Don't get your boxers in a bunch, Cole, or one of the participants may just have enough, leave the ring, and beat you like the pro-verbial government mule.
Michael Cole: What does that even mean?
As Michael and JR argued on commentary, Geoff entered the ring, and went on a turnbuckle at the bottom left corner to pose after high-fiving Justin, who nailed CM Punk with a hard punch to the left side of his face, knocking the Straight Edge Superstar into the top right corner. Suddenly, CM Punk, being Irish whipped by Justin, knocked Geoff over the top rope, leaving him hanging from the bottom rope in between the bottom left and right corners.
Michael Cole: Look, I'll-I'll show you, JR! I'll show you, King! I'll-
As the action went on in the ring, Michael threw off his headset, and walked away from the commentary table.
Jim Ross: Where's he going?
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Well... he was a participant in this... Michael, don't risk this. ...On second thought, go ahead!
Jim Ross: Don't encourage him! He had no business being in the Royal Rumble anyway.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: I just want to see Michael get shoved off the ladder once he gets a ladder.
Jim Ross: Oh... I understand.
However, as Michael walked up the entrance ramp, in the direction of the ladder placed near the pole carrying five flags, the Angry Video Game Nerd James Rolfe, who was already bent on getting back into the Royal Rumble, shoved Michael on his back and grabbed a flag after only needing to climb the ladder halfway.
Jim Ross: Hey, there's that foul-mouthed nerd guy again.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Just call him the Angry Video Game Nerd, JR. It seems a little long, but less complicated.
As AVGN made his way back to the ring with one of the Royal Rumble flags, Geoff was able to re-enter the ring, but then Undertaker lifted John Morrison up and dropped him on Geoff with a chokeslam.
Jim Ross: Ooh, man! Dropped like a telephone call!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Heh, that's a new one, JR.
Jim Ross: I've got still some good old Oklahoma humor in me, King, that's for sure.
Michael Cole: (Rejoining the commentary table) Forget it. I'll just try again next year; I'm too exhausted right now.
Jim Ross: That was more than 8 minutes ago!
Geoff teamed up with Justin, and targeted The Rock, who was already having trouble with John Cena, while Peter was trying to eliminate Ian and Anthony at the ropes in between the top and bottom right corners. As Peter threw the Smosh duo over the top rope, he ended up struck by Santino's Cobra once he turned around, and then The Rock clotheslined him over the top rope. Fortunately, for the partly-Irish family man, Peter held onto the bottom ropes with his thick arms. The Rock bounced off the ropes at the opposite side of the ring, and clotheslined Ian off the ring apron, due to the fact that Peter was distracting Ian. However, Ian flew so far, he landed on the ring barricade, with neither of his feet on the floor.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Whoa!
Michael Cole: Look-look at this!
Ian decided it would be time to do what John Morrison did at the 2011 WWE Royal Rumble: Make like Spiderman and leap to the ring apron. After a moment of hesitation, as the Royal Rumble clock winded down again, Ian overshot his jump and landed halfway through the ropes, leaving him laying on the ropes stomach-first.
Jim Ross: Look out!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: He just stole a classic Morrison move!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #41: Triple H
Michael Cole: (Slightly intimidated) Ohhhhh my!
Jim Ross: IT'S HIM! IT'S THE GAME!
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: WHAT?
The crowd was on their feet as The Game stood in a small cloud of smoke, sledgehammer in hand, as the lights in the arena flashed, and the 15 characters in the ring looked on, frightened, as Triple H began walking down the entrance aisle. Santino, horribly scared, jumped through the ropes, and hid underneath the ring.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Look at Santino! (Laughs)
Jim Ross: Running like a scallded dog!
Michael Cole: Oh, hiding underneath the ring; good game plan when you're about to be in the same ring as Triple H, especially if you're someone like Santino Marella.
As Triple H entered the squared circle, the crowd chanted his name, as the rest of the remaining participants paused for another moment.
Guess what? CLIFFHANGER! Ha-ha!
Amount of people entered: 41
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 29
Amount in the ring: 16
Amount remaining to enter: 19
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd (the first time), Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox (the first time), Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla (the first time), Wario, Squidward Tentacles, Kane and Patrick Star.
Sorry if you wanted to see more eliminations, but this has to go slow for a moment before a bunch of people go over. Until next time, stay gold!
...Or whatever color you want to be, i-if that's okay with you.