FanFiction Royal Rumble part 10
Recap: As a few more characters returned from backstage to claim flags to re-enter the FanFiction Royal Rumble Match, others arrived on the scene, such as former Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett, Total Drama alumni Geoff and Justin, and The Game Triple H. With another strong superstar in the mix, will hell break loose?
Rated T for violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters below, because the 30 non-wrestler participants belong to their rightful owners, and all of the 30 real-life wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are in companies like World Wrestling Entertainment and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks, man!
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Several of the Royal Rumble participants looked on in shock and awe as Triple H stood in the center of the ring, to a standing ovation by the thousands.
Jim Ross: The crowd is in a frenzy!
Jerry Lawler: This is bigger response than The Rock's first appearance in this match!
However, Geoff, Justin and John Morrison huddled up for a brief moment, trying to figure out how to upstage The King of Kings, before breaking away. Geoff ran towards Triple H, only to get his hat knocked off his with a sledgehammer shot by The Cerebral Assassin.
Michael Cole: Oof!
Jim Ross: Out like a popping lightbulb!
As Geoff stumbled forward, Triple H kicked him in the gut and set him up for the Pedigree, only for John Morrison to jump off the middle rope in between the top and bottom right corners, and knock Triple H out of his finisher with the Flying Chuck kick, but when Morrison bounced off the ropes in between the bottom left and right corners, Triple H slammed him in the center of the ring with a spinebuster.
Jerry Lawler: And he caught the Shaman of Sexy with a big spinebuster.
20 seconds remained as Triple H went after Peter Griffin and Ian Hecox. However, Ian went through the ropes and exited the ring as Santino Marella slowly crawled out from under the ring (still with the Cobra glove on), having felt the impact from the ring mat from below, and still a bit nervous. Inside the ring, the Angry Video Game Nerd and Wade Barrett began duking out at the bottom right corner of the ring, while Rey Mysterio was trying to knock Peter Griffin onto his back. In addition, Triple H reversed one of The Rock's attempts at the Rock Bottom into a DDT, while John Cena got out of a Tombstone Piledriver from Undertaker.
Jerry Lawler: 9 seconds left before the next participant!
9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #42: Roger Smith (From American Dad; requested by CharlieHarperFan88)
Michael Cole: An alien? Really?
Jim Ross: Anything can happen in this Royal Rumble, Michael! You just gotta hope for the best!
Jerry Lawler: I already know this is the best... and the weirdest.
The gray alien waddled down the entrance ramp, falling over for a brief second, and jumped into the ring, via a slide underneath the ropes. As he saw the anarchy in the ring (while Santino Marella got back into the ring after squirting Ian with the Cobra), Roger decided to slide to the ring apron between the top and bottom left corners. Peter Griffin, thinking Roger got over the top rope, clotheslined him off the ring apron.
Jerry Lawler: What the-? He didn't even go over the top rope!
Jim Ross: I guess Peter's stupidity may cost him.
Peter turned around to celebrate, only for the Angry Video Game Nerd to kick him in the gut and give him a Stone Cold-style stunner.
Jerry Lawler: Whoa! Look!
Michael Cole: Look at this!
Jim Ross: Stunner! James' second stunner in this match!
Peter ended up stumbling into a kick in the gut from Triple H, who set Peter up in the starting powerbomb/piledriver position, hooked his arms, and put the Quahog favorite face first into the ring mat with the Pedigree.
Michael Cole: The punishment's not over yet!
Jerry Lawler: Oh no! Pedigree!
Jim Ross: BY GOD! A Pedigree from The Game!
Jerry Lawler: That's gotta leave a mark!
As the three commentators reacted, Triple H clotheslined Peter Griffin over the top rope, and got him eliminated.
30th elimination: Peter Griffin; Eliminated by Triple H after a Pedigree; Duration: 22:36
Jim Ross: Peter's finally eliminated!
Jerry Lawler: Look at the amount of time Peter spent in the ring, guys! Seven more minutes, and he'd tie with Kane for longest remaining participant in this match!
Jim Ross: A little less than half a minute left before the next entrant comes!
Peter got pissed off over getting eliminated, and retaliated by kicking Roger in his face, and then throwing him back into the ring. Roger got up for a moment, dazed, only to get kicked over the top rope and onto the ground by Undertaker, who had just kicked Anthony Padilla onto the ring mat.
Jim Ross: And that man-er, thing didn't even get out of the starting gate!
31st elimination: Roger Smith; Eliminated by Undertaker after an attack from Peter Griffin; Duration: 0:44
As the Royal Rumble continued, the Royal Rumble came by again soon after Roger's elimination.
12! 11! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #43: The Nostalgia Critic
The self-professed "Most Famous Movie Reviewer on the Internet" appeared at the top of the entrance ramp, raising his arm up in determination, until he stared down the ring and spotted the Angry Video Game Nerd, who was busy trying to eliminate Ian Hecox.
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh. I know where this is headed.
Michael Cole: Wait... these guys are rivals?
Jerry Lawler: They are. The Nostalgia Critic reviews box office blunders, while the Angry Video Game Nerd, hence the name, takes his anger out on badly made games from the far past.
Nostalgia Critic: (Pointing at James) NNNNEEEERRRD!
AVGN/James (call him what you want): (Tempting the Critic to come to the ring) Critic!
The Nostalgia Critic ran down the entrance ramp as fast as he could, and jumped onto the ring apron, engaging in a staredown with the Angry Video Game Nerd, as their rivalry re-continued after the sound of the buzzer. A moment into the staredown, the Critic smacked James across his face, in which the Nerd responded by throwing the nostalgic internet phenom over the top rope and into the ring, and beat down with shot after shot to his face.
Michael Cole: Oh boy, incoming showdown!
Jerry Lawler: He's getting tenderized!
Jim Ross: Some bad blood boiling abruptly as these two men battle it out! Try saying the first part of that three times fast.
At another part of the ring, CM Punk kneed Geoff in the face at the bottom right corner, and then laid him out with the running bulldog.
Michael Cole: Meanwhile, more action going on, including CM Punk beating up that guy who wore that cowboy hat.
Jerry Lawler: His name's Geoff.
Jim Ross: You really don't know Total Drama until you watch the four seasons of it, Michael.
In addition, Justin and John Morrison were beating down Big Show in the corner, as the Angry Video Game Nerd grabbed a steel chair (one of the chairs Ian and Anthony threw in to distract some of the participants) that was laying near the ropes in between the top and bottom right corners and bopped the Nostalgia Critic on the head with it. The crowd recoiled heavily at the chair shot, as AVGN dragged the Critic to the ropes where the chair was near. Santino Marella, on the other hand, was preparing to nail Ian with the Cobra, but Anthony shot him down with a Ric Flair style chop block to Santino's right leg using another steel chair.
Michael Cole: Careful not to break those chairs, people!
At the top left corner of the ring, Triple H was beating down The Undertaker at the turnbuckles with the 10-punch technique, only for Wade Barrett to throw him off his game (no pun intended) by powerbombing The King of Kings into the mat.
Michael Cole: And a huge move from the former WWE Intercontinental Champion, Wade Barrett!
Jerry Lawler: Almost time for the next competitor! Who's it gonna be?
Jim Ross: Number 44 is about to arrive in less than 12 seconds!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #44: Zack Ryder (Another one of CHF88's (CharlieHarperFan88) top favorites)
Jerry Lawler: Aw yeah! This Royal Rumble just got cooler!
The Long Island Ice-Z Superstar emerged from the back, doing his Woo-Woo-Woo taunt before running down the entrance ramp with as much determination as a head Broski should have, which is A LOT of determination. Zack slid into the ring, and joined in on helping Justin and John Morrison throw out The Big Show.
Jim Ross: Look at that dream team going to work on the Big Show!
Jerry Lawler: Somebody watching this must be passing out from excitement!
Soon enough, Geoff regained enough momentum to help the three all-star picks try and push Big Show over the top rope. As the Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic began to clash chairs, Santino, Ian and Anthony coined in on the four-on-one struggle, and made it a tough seven-on-one moment. After almost 10 seconds of more struggling, the seven men successfully got Big Show out, resulting in a huge pop of cheers from the world-wide audience.
Michael Cole: WHOA!
Jerry Lawler: Oh my goodness!
Jim Ross: Big Show is eliminated! By god, he's out of this one!
32nd elimination: Big Show; Eliminated by Zack Ryder, Justin, Ian Hecox, Geoff, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella and Anthony Padilla; Duration: 14:32
Big Show looked at the ring in both shock and disappointment as he walked up the entrance ramp.
Jim Ross: Who will be the next to go over? We'll find out in a moment after this!
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Wow. This can not get more epic. Oh wait, yes, it can, because there's still 16 more people left to enter!
Amount of people entered: 44
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 32
Amount in the ring: 16
Amount remaining to enter: 16
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd (the first time), Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox (the first time), Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla (the first time), Wario, Squidward Tentacles, Kane, Patrick Star, Peter Griffin, Roger Smith and Big Show.
Quite a doozy of a Royal Rumble, huh? Well, like the lines before and after this part of the Rumble, read and review! (And make more suggestions for participants if you want) Woo woo woo, you know it!