FanFiction Royal Rumble part 11
Recap: The Royal Rumble is living up to the hype, with such highlights as The Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd's rivalry setting course in the ring, and Big Show being eliminated by a group of 7 unlikelys. Who will enter next, and who will get the head advantage in this spectacular event? We shall see!
Rated T for violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters below, because the 30 non-wrestler participants belong to their rightful owners, and all of the 30 real-life wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are in companies like World Wrestling Entertainment and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks, man!
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As the superstars in the ring continued to brawl it out in the mostly filled ring (especially the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd), the Royal Rumble countdown clock appeared on the titantron again.
12! 11! 10! 9! 8!
Jerry Lawler: Who's next?
7! 6!
Michael Cole: Who is number 45?
5! 4!
Jim Ross: Three quarters into the Royal Rumble in T-minus...
3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #45: Stan Smith (American Dad!)
The CIA agent saluted to the audience as he ran down the entrance ramp, just as he was called into the match by the Royal Rumble buzzer.
Michael Cole: This man at least seems sophisticated, unlike most of the other 22 individuals who haven't really had the experience in a WWE ring.
Jerry Lawler: Although, like Homer Simpson, Stan Smith-yes, that's his name, Michael-could have a little bit of wrestler in him.
Jim Ross: He doesn't really need wrestling skills to be in the Royal Rumble. Drew Carey appeared in the 2001 WWE Royal Rumble and lasted longer than some people expected. Well, until he got scared out by Kane, that is.
While the three commentators continued discussing about non-wrestler appearances in the Royal Rumble, Stan started off by jabbing Justin in the stomach a couple of times, but Justin shoved Stan into the turnbuckles at the top right corner.
Jerry Lawler: ...and let's not forget Ernest Miller in the 2004 Royal Rumble.
Michael Cole: Wha-the only things he did was dance, get eliminated by Randy Orton and-
Jim Ross: Please don't mention that man, for god's sake; Vince wanted him to never be mentioned after that!
Michael Cole: I was going to say "And probably inspire Brodus Clay"! They used the same theme!
Jerry Lawler: Let's... yeah, let's get back to this Royal Rumble match.
In another part of the ring, the Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic were beating the pulp out of each other at the ropes in between the top and bottom left corners, as AVGN used a garbage can, and the Critic used the lid of the same garbage can. James got the advantage, as he had the heavier weapon, and was beating down with smash after smash on the Critic, denting the garbage can even more with each strike.
Jerry Lawler: A movie reviewer (The Nostalgia Critic) vs. a video game reviewer (The Angry Video Game Nerd/Angry Nintendo Nerd/James Rolfe). The similarties between these two? They both became famous on the internet.
Michael Cole: Well, so was the Smosh duo, but both Ian and Anthony were involved
On the other hand, John Cena was getting choked by Undertaker at the top left corner, while CM Punk was in the middle of trying to lay The Rock out with Go To Sleep, but The Rock dropped down from the fireman's carry/samoan drop position and slammed CM Punk face first into the ring mat with a DDT.
Jim Ross: And the People's Champ bringing down a five-time Straight Edge world champion! That could break your nose, if you aren't lucky.
In addition, Ian and Anthony were trying their best against Justin and Geoff, while John Morrison was kicking Wade Barrett down onto his knees, before going for the Moonlight Drive neckbreaker, but Wade lifted Morrison up for Wasteland. Out of nowhere, though, Stan Smith ended up crashing into Barrett after being shoved out of the way by Undertaker, who was still attacking John Cena. Wade let go of Morrison, who went over the top rope near the top right corner. However, John Morrison held onto the ring post and landed on the steel steps.
Jim Ross: And John Morrison almost got eliminated there!
Jerry Lawler: Another close call in this match!
CM Punk already rolled out of the ring after getting driven into the ring mat head first, under the ropes, and pulled out a table from underneath the ring while action continued in the ring. Meanwhile, something was happening at the stage: Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson were brawling at the top of the entrance ramp, approaching the ladder near the four remaining immunity flags that were hung from the tall metal poles. Peter and Homer climbed the ladder as less than 20 seconds remained before entrant 46 would arrive, and both grabbed their own flag.
Michael Cole: Look at this!
Jim Ross: Two FOX Network icons, and it seems they're re-entering the match!
Jerry Lawler: What is going on?!
Peter and Homer simultaneously slid into the ring and continued to battle it out in the center of the ring, with Stan Smith joining in a moment later, focusing mostly on Homer, while the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd were at the ropes in between the top left and right corners, trying to eliminate each other, with 10 seconds left.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #46: Dr. Zoidberg (Futurama)
The humanoid crab doctor waddled sideways down the entrance ramp, when he noticed it was his turn to enter.
Michael Cole: Oh sweet god, is that a man-lobster?
Jerry Lawler: Well, it's a man... who's apparently a lobster... so yes. Yes, he is.
Zoidberg hesitantly entered the ring, noticing the carnage going on inside it. Undertaker shoved John Cena out of the way as he decided to knock down the rest of the competition, starting it off by smashing Wade Barrett in the chin with a hard uppercut, knocking him down, and then tossing Zack Ryder over the top rope. The leader of the Broskis managed to hang on as Undertaker went after the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd with a double clothesline.
Jim Ross: Undertaker has-the Deadman has decided to take on all comers!
Jerry Lawler: He doesn't need just one target!
Undertaker clotheslined Stan Smith onto the ring apron, and prepared for a chokeslam on Peter Griffin, but then Triple H came up from behind and smacked Taker on the back of the head with a sledgehammer. The Deadman flinched enough to accidentally let go of Peter, as, at another part of the ring, CM Punk lifted Homer Simpson up for the Go To Sleep, but Homer pulled Punk towards Zack Ryder, who was still trying to recover on the ring apron. Homer and Punk collided with the Long Island superstar, sending him onto the floor.
Jim Ross: Zack Ryder gets knocked down!
Jerry Lawler: This Broski won't be partying tonight!
33rd elimination: Zack Ryder; Eliminated by Homer Simpson and CM Punk; Duration: 2:22
Meanwhile, Wade Barrett was shoving John Morrison over the top rope, while Santino tried preparing for the Cobra behind the bare-knuckled brawler. Barrett turned around, ripped the cobra glove off of Santino's hand, and tossed it out of the ring, before throwing Santino over the top rope afterwards, sending him out of the ring.
34th elimination: Santino Marella; Eliminated by Wade Barret; Duration: 19:31 (I may be wrong with this calculation)
Michael Cole: And now Santino gets eliminated again!
Jim Ross: Santino was on a roll in this Royal Rumble, eliminating Kane upon re-entering due to this new stipulation set by the man who began the legacy of this new era of Royal Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: Too bad he can't go all the way and win now.
As Santino walked back up, disappointed, CM Punk nailed Homer Simpson with a successful Go To Sleep, and then threw him over the top rope. However, as Homer held on, The Rock turned Punk around... and nailed him with the Rock Bottom! Punk sprung back up, and was clotheslined over the top rope by The Great One! Punk-Punk gets eliminated!
Jim Ross: Good lord! BY GAWD!
Jerry Lawler: Punk's out!
Michael Cole: Rock just eliminated the WWE Champion!
Jerry Lawler: I don't believe it!
35th elimination: CM Punk; Eliminated by The Rock; Duration: 31:43
Jim Ross: Punk broke Kane's record of the longest lasting already!
Michael Cole: 31 minutes! Two more than Kane!
Jerry Lawler: Who will be number 47?!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6!
Michael Cole: Who's it gonna be?!
5! 4! 3!
Jerry Lawler: Oh, it's gotta be somebody big!
2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #47: Kevin Nash
Jerry Lawler: Oh my!
Kevin Nash stood at the top of the entrance ramp, to a crowd that was on their feet once again. Everybody in the ring looked towards the stage, some of them in fright, others in mere surprise.
Jim Ross: It's...it's Kevin Nash!
Michael Cole: He's back! A former WWE Champion!
Jerry Lawler: He used to be Diesel! He used to be Vinnie Vegas! He used to be Oz! But this time, he's going in as himself!
However, as Kevin Nash walked down the aisle, CM Punk tried to attack him, but Nash struck him with a right hand to the side of the skull, followed by a Jackknife Powerbomb on the ramp.
Jim Ross: Oof!
Jerry Lawler: Not this time, Punk!
Michael Cole: Punk was too fatigued to get the upper hand!
Nash climbed onto the ring apron, and climbed over the top rope and into the ring. John Morrison tried first to attack the powerhouse, but was easily tossed over the top rope with a back body drop by Nash. Morrison ended up landing on one of his feet, and fell down as his ankle cracked on the landing.
Jim Ross: Whoa! Morrison's out!
Jerry Lawler: And I think he messed up his ankle on that landing; he could be hurt.
36th elimination: John Morrison; Eliminated by Kevin Nash; Duration: 13:02
Michael Cole: After that swift elimination, the people in that ring know that Kevin Nash means business!
Jim Ross: Who will try and derail this giant's train into destiny in this first ever Fanfiction Royal Rumble?!
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Sorry for the long wait, guys! Extreme Warfare Revenge and making YouTube videos among other things stalled me for quite a while. Alright, now the statistics:
Amount of people entered: 47
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 36
Amount in the ring: 15
Amount remaining to enter: 13
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd (the first time), Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox (the first time), Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla (the first time), Wario, Squidward Tentacles, Kane, Patrick Star, Peter Griffin, Roger Smith, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella (again), CM Punk and John Morrison.
This Royal Rumble is heating up, as the next chapter, I promise, will be longer. Good night and good luck.