Fanfiction Royal Rumble part 12
Previously: A few more people entered, and others took a ride out of the ring. Highlights included a near-mention to tioneB sihrC (figure it out), CM Punk getting eliminated, the Cobra getting eliminated, and John Morrison twisting his ankle while being eliminated. A couple of cartoons from popular cartoon shows and Kevin Nash made their appearance, and Punk suffered a Jackknife Powerbomb on the entrance ramp. Blah blee blah, the Fanfiction Royal Rumble continues. Will Kevin Nash be eliminated? If so, by who? Find out now. *YAWN* God, I need a freakin' drink.
Rated T for violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters below, because the 30 non-wrestler participants belong to their rightful owners, and all of the 30 real-life wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are in companies like World Wrestling Entertainment and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks, man!
PS: No ponies will be in the Royal Rumble, hint hint.
PPS: No seriously, there's no MLP involved in this. Maybe next Rumble, if there will be a "next Rumble".
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Kevin Nash stood in the center of the ring, as the rest of the competitors in the ring tried to continue trying to eliminate each other. A referee was shown to be helping John Morrison up the entrance ramp, while the other referees removed most of the weapons from the ring. Undertaker was in a three on one situation with Geoff, Peter Griffin and Wade Barrett, while The Rock and John Cena teamed up to attack Homer Simpson. At another side of the ring, the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd agreed to team up to face against the Smosh duo of Ian and Anthony.
Jim Ross: As we return to this Fanfiction Royal Rumble, we had just witnessed the return of Kevin Nash.
Kevin Nash was brawling with Triple H, narrowly avoiding Geoff, who was knocked across the ring from a big boot by Undertaker. Taker then toppled Peter over the top rope, and then grabbed Wade Barrett by the throat. The brawler from Manchester tried to struggle out of the hold, but it was too late... CHOKESLAM!
Jerry Lawler: And Undertaker hits the chokeslam!
Michael Cole: Hell is breaking loose in this Royal Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: It's been broken loose since the beginning! Ha-ha!
Kevin Nash unleashed several elbows to the chest and head in a corner, as the Critic and Nerd attacked Ian and Anthony with a double dropkick. The Rock managed to knock Homer Simpson over the top rope and onto the ring apron, while Justin was in a triple threat situation with Rey Mysterio and Dr. Zoidberg. However, the three-man brawl between them lowered down to a one on one assault when Justin managed to eliminate Zoidberg with a single clothesline, scoring his third elimination so far.
Michael Cole: Well, whatever he was is eliminated.
Jim Ross: He didn't last very long...
37th elimination: Dr. Zoidberg; Eliminated by Justin; Duration: 1:20
Justin and Mysterio went at each other like bulls, as Undertaker struggled to eliminate Wade Barrett and Geoff at the same time. However, Kevin Nash tossed Triple H towards the Undertaker, knocking him over the top rope, and both Barrett and Geoff fell to the floor.
Jim Ross: And two more are eliminated!
Jerry Lawler: Is it me or is Kevin Nash already starting to clean house?
38th elimination: Wade Barrett; Eliminated by Kevin Nash (on a technicallity); Duration: 1:33
39th elimination: Geoff; Eliminated by Kevin Nash; Duration: 1:35
Jerry Lawler: We have about 20 seconds left before the next competitor arrives!
Stan Smith ran after Peter Griffin, who was trying to shove Homer Simpson off the ring apron at one side of the ring. Homer jabbed a thumb in Stan's eye, and then leapt onto Peter with a wicked crossbody, just as the Royal Rumble countdown began again. Geoff could be seen walking through the entryway to the backstage area, holding his head.
Jerry Lawler: Who's next?
9! 8! 7! 6!
Michael Cole: Who's number 48?
5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
*BZZT!*
I hear voices in my head, they council me, they understand
They council me...
Entrant #48: Randy Orton
The Viper slowly emerged from the back, and stood on the stage as Wade Barrett passed by, having been eliminated.
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, the Apex Predator. Randy Orton has entered the Royal Rumble.
Randy walked down the entrance ramp, listening to the cheering and roaring of a crowd of over 10 thousand fans.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Homer could be seen knocking Peter down and unloading punches to his face, while Stan got caught in the middle of the confrontation between Ian and Anthony of Smosh, and the team of the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd. This resulted in Anthony getting dragged over the top rope by the Critic, and dropkicked onto the floor by the Nerd.
Jerry Lawler: Oh no! Anthony got eliminated!
40th elimination: Anthony Padilla (again); Eliminated by Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd; Duration since re-entry: 10:06
Michael Cole: Looks like it's up to Ian to try and fight harder, and he'll do it for his partner.
Randy Orton entered the ring, only to be instantly stopped by Kevin Nash. Nash beat Orton down for a moment with strike after strike to the head and body, until Triple H came up from behind and smacked Nash hard on the back with a steel chair. Kevin ended up feeling groggy for a moment, until John Cena slammed another chair in his face, knocking the brawns of the now-retired New World Order stable down onto his back.
Jerry Lawler: Oh man! That's gotta hurt!
Jim Ross: Kevin Nash took a chairshot to the back, and another to the skull! Talk about hardcore!
Randy Orton managed to recover as Kevin Nash stayed down, a small cut beginning to form on his head.
Michael Cole: And now Kevin Nash is busted open!
Meanwhile, as Randy Orton took some time to beat down Kevin Nash, and Cena and HHH attacked Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson and Stan Smith with chairs, Ian, who was visibly shaken by the elimination of his best friend and partner, found himself crowded by AVGN and the Critic; that is, until Undertaker pulled the Angry Video Game Nerd by his head to the other side of the ring by his head and tossed him over the top rope. Luckily, the retro game reviewer (AVGN, duh.) held on for his life.
Jerry Lawler: Whoa!
Michael Cole: Undertaker tried to eliminate another one!
Jim Ross: That could've been it for the Angry Video Game Nerd.
The Rock was brawling with Justin, and Rey Mysterio decided to help Triple H and John Cena attempt to eliminate Stan, Homer and Peter. Ian Hecox and the Nostalgia Critic found themselves in a stand-off, as both internet stars tried to come up with their own plans to take down the other. The Critic decided to try a kick, but Ian quickly ducked, and lifted his foot up, striking the Critic in the groin.
Michael Cole: Oof! Low blow!
Nostalgia Critic held his crotch area in pain, as Ian dragged him over the top rope, near the Angry Video Game Nerd. AVGN unleashed a punch with the Power Glove he is wielding to Ian's face, knocking him down. Meanwhile, Kevin Nash and Randy Orton continued to brawl, as Cena and Triple H were knocked down by Peter and Homer. However, Rey Mysterio managed to kick Homer into the ropes. Rey ran across the ring, bounced off the ropes at the opposite side of where Homer laid, and hit him with the 619.
Jim Ross: 619!
Rey jumped back into the ring, landing on Simpson with a splash. John Cena then picked Homer up and tossed him over the top rope. Homer tried to hold on, but he was too exhausted to continue, resulting in his elimination.
41st elimination: Homer Simpson (again); Eliminated by John Cena; Duration since re-entry: 2:34
Jim Ross: And there goes a cartoon icon!
Jerry Lawler: Cena is rolling tonight!
Michael Cole: If he doesn't lose track, he might not only win the Rumble, but break Kane's current FanFiction Royal Rumble record of 9 eliminations!
Randy Orton and Kevin Nash were still going at it, with Nash capitalizing with a huge spinebuster. Orton stayed down long enough for Kevin to perform a leg drop on the Viper. Nash then picked Orton up and prepared for the Jackknife, but John Cena came up from behind and struck him with another chairshot, allowing Randy Orton to capitalize with an RKO out of nowhere!
Michael Cole: RKO! The first of the night!
The Angry Video Game Nerd, having recovered from near-elimination, decided to go for the kill and try elimination others again, but ended up getting RKO'd by Orton!
Jim Ross: And another!
Jerry Lawler: Whoa!
Stan Smith ran at Randy as well, but nope, RKO!
Michael Cole: And a third RKO!
Jim Ross: He's destroying the competition!
Jerry Lawler: Let's just hope the 49th entrant won't get the same treatment from Randy Orton!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #49: Kofi Kingston
Jerry Lawler: And here comes some controlled frenzy!
Michael Cole: It's Kofi Kingston, and he's ready for this Royal Rumble!
Kofi appeared on the stage, set off his signature pyrotechnics, and then ran full speed into the ring, first targeting Stan Smith and knocking him down with a clothesline, and then dropkicking the Nostalgia Critic, who was just recovering from Ian's low blow from earlier, and finally knocking down Kevin Nash with a big splash. Kingston bounced off the ropes, as the rest of the competitors watched, and pulled off the Boom Drop on Nash.
Jim Ross: Amazing Boom Drop!
Jerry Lawler: Ten seconds and he's already in full control!
Stan managed to get up, and tried to attack Kofi, but he found himself flying over the top rope and onto the ring apron. Kofi then dropkicked him to the floor.
Michael Cole: And there goes Stan Smith!
42nd elimination: Stan Smith; Eliminated by Kofi Kingston; Duration: 4:12
Kofi then teamed up with Rey Mysterio to attack Peter Griffin, as The Rock and Randy Orton brawled with Justin and Kevin Nash respectively, Undertaker double-teamed the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd, and John Cena and Triple H sparred against each other for the time being.
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to inform you that, according to the current standings of the Fanfiction Royal Rumble records, John Cena has broken CM Punk's record of being the longest lasting competitor, now entering his 35th minute in this match.
Jim Ross: And yet one question still remains: Will John Cena make it all the way? Will he win the Fanfiction Royal Rumble?
Meanwhile, Ian had exited the ring, sliding underneath the ropes, and was setting up a table right next to the ring apron.
Jerry Lawler: Ian's setting up a table. What's he thinking?
Michael Cole: King, you do know that a table was the undoing of Master Chief, who entered this Rumble at #18.
Jim Ross: And the person who put Master Chief through the table was Ian's partner, Anthony.
As Ian entered the ring and tried to take a break, John Cena slammed Triple H with a fisherman suplex, and Undertaker knocked both the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd down with clotheslines. The Rock tried to shove Justin over the top rope for the elimination in one corner of the ring, but the hottie from Total Drama shoved Rock out of the way, climbed up the turnbuckles, and landed on The Great One with a tremendous moonsault.
Jim Ross: Ooh, what a moonsault!
Action continued in the ring as the Royal Rumble countdown clock re-appeared once again.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #50: Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
The Lin Kuei ninja took no time to make his way down the entrance ramp.
Jerry Lawler: Well, I'm guessing this competitor has an advantage; quite a bit of the stars in the ring have been weakened enough to be eliminated swiftly.
As Sub-Zero entered the ring, Cena and HHH ended up in a Fatal Four Way situation with Randy Orton and Kevin Nash, and Justin was keeping The Rock down with some hard punches. Ian climbed up to the ring apron, right above the table, and tapped the ice ninja on the back. Acting on instinct, Sub-Zero struck Ian with a hard right hand to the jaw, sending the Youtube star falling through the table, at the same time being eliminated.
Jim Ross: Right through the table!
Michael Cole: Oh my!
Jerry Lawler: Wow! That's one tough ninja!
43rd elimination: Ian Hecox (again); Eliminated by Sub-Zero; Duration: 12:04
Sub-Zero turned around, and ended up face to face with The Undertaker. Both men stood in the center of the ring, in the middle of a staredown, until Undertaker decided to try the first strike. However, the first punch the Deadman laid barely made the ice warrior flinch. SZ went for a punch of his own, which had similar results. Soon enough, Taker and Sub-Zero went into the usual wrestling tie-up, in which Taker used the ropes to toss the ninja across the ring. Sub-Zero ran towards the supernatural wreslter, and brought him down hard with a painful clothesline.
Michael Cole: Boom! Clothesline!
Jerry Lawler: Now that's what I call power! Not a lot of people can take down the Phenom!
Jim Ross: 10 entrants remain! Who will enter next in this spectacular 60-man all-star FanFiction Royal Rumble?!
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I think I may be able to get this done by the end of the year! Next time will be a bit bigger, with 5 entrants making their appearance!
STATISTICS TIME!
Amount of people entered: 50
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 43
Amount in the ring: 13
Amount remaining to enter: 10
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd (the first time), Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox (the first time), Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla (the first time), Wario, Squidward Tentacles, Kane, Patrick Star, Peter Griffin, Roger Smith, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella (again), CM Punk, John Morrison, Dr. Zoidberg, Wade Barrett, Geoff, Anthony Padilla (again), Homer Simpson (again), Stan Smith and Ian Hecox (again).
In the ring (NEW STATISTIC!): Justin, Sub-Zero, John Cena, The Rock, Undertaker, Kevin Nash, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Kofi Kingston, Peter Griffin, Angry Video Game Nerd, Nostalgia Critic, and Triple H.
And for some extra notes, here are some of the achievements currently begun and who holds it:
Iron Man (Longest lasting before being eliminated): John Cena (first annual FFRR))
Runner Up: CM Punk (31 minutes and 43 seconds; first annual FFRR)
Rumble Dominator (Most eliminations overall): Kane (9; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: John Cena (5; first annual FFRR)
House Cleaner (Most eliminations in one match): Kane (9; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: John Cena (5; first annual FFRR)
Most flags used by superstars: 6 (First annual FFRR)
15 (or less) Seconds of Fame (Shortest lasting before being eliminated): Michael Cole (1.8 seconds; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: none
Toughest Elimination (Elimination that involved the most people that teamed up for it): Big Show's elimination (7 people; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: Owen's elimination (3 people; first annual FFRR)
I gotta bet that Michael Cole's record of Shortest Lasting Competitor will never be broken. Till next time, bye!