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The Storye of the Mising Brayne
Listen now, and heere I wil telle,
this sad and sorry tayle.
The crewe of the star-shippe Enterprise
in the vaste and lonely depths of space
now suddenly weere struck downe.
As they laye thayre, defenseless,
a strange Woman dide walk
and snatch from his heade
the brayne of Mister Spock.
When thaye awoke, thaye sawe
to thayre dismaye, that Mister Spock laye
in the Sick Bay, and his brayne was gone.
This the doctor dide say:
our friend is nowe no more.
That cannote beeye: the Captain
said in graeyt distresse.
So the crewe of the Enterprise
dide follow on the Womanes traylle
to take bak the brayne of Mister Spock.
Thaye came to a groupe of planets:
and thayre they stayed: uncertain where to go.
Nowe, finally, after thaye gathered
in thoughte, thaye chose a lone
and iys-cover'd planet
to consentrate thayre search.
Thayre thaye found strange men:
who call'd themselves Morg.
These Morg warned of the Otheres,
Giverse of Payne and Delayete.
Nowe the brave crewe of the Enterprise
dide walk into a cayve: though
the Morg warnd it was a trap.
Then the cayve began to fall:
aynd soon thaye found themselves
inne a spacious wide hall.
Nowe they found one of the Others:
and thaye weere woman,
and thaye call'd themselves Aeye-Morgs.
But the Aeye-Morgs weere not
smarte enough to have stolen Spock's brayne.
But the Aeye-Morgs tooke bracelets
and put them around the Enterprise crewe
all of men.
Nowe the Docter had contrived
an apparatus to mayke the body of Mister Spock walke,
and walke he dide, but he could not feel.
So they sent the body of Mister Spock
to the Aeye-Morg, and he tooke her bracelet,
and freed the Enterprise crewe.
Nowe the minde of Mister Spock
talked to the crewe through thayre communicators,
and led them to him.
And they found the Woman.
But she was like the otheres:
and could not have taken Spock's brayne.
Then the Woman tricked them
so they wood put her under the strange hat,
which thaye called Teacher.
And she became very smarte then, but she would not help them.
She said thaye needed Spock's Brayne
to run thayre halls.
And soon she wood be like the otheres again:
for the Hat which they called Teacher
was only temporary.
Then the Doctor put on the Hat, and he became very smarte.
And he began to put the brayne of Mister Spock
back into his body.
But soon the effects wore offe,
and his hands began to shaike.
And he sayd: I do not remember
how to fix his heade, I am forgetting what to do.
But quickly, he fixed Spock's mouthe to his brayne,
and Spock began to telle him
how to connect his heade in his body.
Then Spock was fixed, and he sat up:
and he began to speeke and pontificate.
And the Doctor sayd:
I should never have fix'd his mouthe to speeke.
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