Fanfiction Royal Rumble part 13:
Previously: Last time, we saw some eliminations for Stan Smith, Wade Barrett and Geoff, along with Anthony Padilla of Youtube fame and Homer Simpson of the Simpsons being eliminated for their second time. Oh, and Ian got eliminated his second time as well, taking a table bump some of us saw coming. In addition, the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd decided to put away their rivalry for now and team up so both can go over at the same time! Also, we saw appearances by the Viper and Apex Predator Randy Orton and the South African Frenzy Kofi Kingston, as well as Mortal Kombat legend Sub-Zero. In this part, five will enter and maybe more than five will be thrown out! Who will get the advantage?!
Rated T for violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters below, because the 30 non-wrestler participants belong to their rightful owners, and all of the 30 real-life wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are in companies like World Wrestling Entertainment and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks, man!
PS: I'd also like to thank CHF88 for giving out new reviews as I add more chapters to this. If it wasn't for him, this fanfiction wouldn't even be here.
PPS: Again reminding you of the soon-to-be expansion on my franchise of FanFiction Wrestling events.
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As we return to the ring, with 20 seconds before entrant #51 would arrive, we see the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd trying to pick off Rey Mysterio, since both members of Smosh were eliminated earlier on, as well as The Rock beating down Justin, Sub-Zero and Undertaker trading punches, John Cena and Triple H beating down Kevin Nash, and Randy Orton being on the wrong end of a handicap situation thanks to Kofi Kingston and Peter Griffin.
Jim Ross: 10 people, soon to be 9, are chomping at the bit backstage, waiting for their opportunity, their chance to shine in the biggest Royal Rumble event in history.
Jerry Lawler: Here we go, the countdown's here once again!
And the King was right, as the Royal Rumble clock appeared on the titantron.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #51: Batman
Jerry Lawler: Hey, look! It's the Dark Knight!
Michael Cole: B-Batman?! He's here!
Lawler, JR and Cole could not believe their eyes, as the Batman flew down from the top of the arena, with the use of his cape, and landed safely in the center of the ring. The other 13 participants were also shocked, as the Dark Knight looked across the ring with a cold stare gleaming from his cowl.
Jim Ross: By God. And here I thought Batman was just a comic book character!
Jerry Lawler: Well, anything, and I do mean anything, can happen in this Royal Rumble, and this certainly is happening!
The first to try and strike the resilient superhero was Peter Griffin, who tried to throw a punch. However, Batman managed to reverse the punch into a hip toss followed by a knee drop onto Peter's nose. Kofi went second, hopping upwards for his signature diving clothesline, swinging his right hand up into the air, but Batman whipped his left arm over the arm of Kingston, smacked him with an elbow, and dropped him with a Russian leg sweep.
Jerry Lawler: Whoa! Amazing!
Michael Cole: It's like he thinks they aren't even trying!
Action restarted in the ring as Batman went after Sub-Zero and Undertaker, making it a triple threat between them, as Cena and Triple H did a double suplex on Kevin Nash. Meanwhile, with Justin down, The Rock took the advantage and tried to drag him over the top rope, while the Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd attacked Peter Griffin and Rey Mysterio, and Randy Orton took on Kofi Kingston. However, Triple H decided to pick off some people, and grabbed his signature sledgehammer.
Jim Ross: Uh-oh. What's The Game thinking?
Jerry Lawler: I think he's thinking of getting an advantage in this Rumble by eliminating a few more competitors!
The King of Kings went towards where the Critic and the Nerd were, and knocked Peter over the top rope with a single strike to the face with the hammer, knocking him to the floor.
Michael Cole: Well, there goes Peter Griffin!
Jim Ross: And eliminated by the same person who picked him off the first time!
Triple H then struck Nostalgia Critic, who was looking towards Peter, on the back of his neck, and sent him over the top rope and out of the ring as well!
Jerry Lawler: Oh my! Another one gets picked off!
44th elimination: Peter Griffin (again); Eliminated by Triple H; Duration: 5:50
45th elimination: Nostalgia Critic; Eliminated by Triple H; Duration: 8:28
Triple H looked to eliminate the Angry Video Game Nerd, but Kevin Nash smacked him on the back of the head with a steel chair. However, Rey Mysterio dropkicked Nash in the left leg, bringing him down to one knee. At another side of the ring, The Rock and Justin were still going at it, with Justin wrenching on Rock's right arm. However, the Great One kicked Justin in the gut and dropped him on his head with a hard DDT, afterwards kipping up.
Jim Ross: And The Rock nails that man with an intense DDT!
Jerry Lawler: The Rock is all fired up now!
The Rock noticed Kevin Nash going after him with the same steel chair Nash used to knock down Triple H, and knocked it out of his hands by preparing and connecting with the Rock Bottom!
Jerry Lawler: Oh man!
Michael Cole: Rock Bottom on Kevin Nash!
Jim Ross: What amazing strength!
Michael Cole: The Rock is still at it, even after a seven year absence!
The Rock stood over Kevin Nash and lightly kicked him on the shoulder. The People knew what his next manuever was, as The Rock tossed one of his elbow pads out of the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh! Here we go!
Jim Ross: No! Don't tell me! Is this what I think it is!?
The Rock bounced on the ropes, back and forth, and landed the most electrifying move in sports entertainment, the People's Elbow!
Michael Cole: The People's Elbow!
Jerry Lawler: Yes!
Jim Ross: Rock still has it!
A chant of "You Still Got It!" happened, as the Royal Rumble countdown reappeared.
12! 11! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #52: Evan Bourne
The high-flying daredevil appeared at the top of the entrance ramp, as the crowd was on their feet once again for Evan Bourne!
Jerry Lawler: Whoa!
Michael Cole: Here comes Evan Bourne!
Evan jumped into the ring and teamed up with Kofi Kingston to attack Randy Orton. Meanwhile, The Rock attacked everybody else around him, nailing punches. The first punched hit John Cena, then the next hit Undertaker, and then Sub-Zero, and then the last few hit the Angry Video Game Nerd, sending him flying over the top rope and onto the floor!
Michael Cole: And there goes the Angry Video Game Nerd!
Jim Ross: The Rock is a crowd favorite going into this match!
46th elimination: Angry Video Game Nerd (again); Eliminated by The Rock; Duration: 11:13
Jerry Lawler: You know, I bet 500 dollars with Zack Ryder backstage on The Rock winning!
Jim Ross: Didn't you have a thousand bucks for betting with you tonight? Where did the last half go?
Jerry Lawler: I lended it to Matt Striker, who bet on Undertaker winning.
Michael Cole: Yeah, well, I was going to place a $50 bet before I entered, but The Miz got eliminated.
Jerry Lawler: It's a good thing you didn't waste that money; The Miz wasn't going to make it anyway! The first entrant is always at a disadvantage... unless you're someone like Shawn Michaels.
As the commentary went on, we saw the remaining participants continue action.
The Rock, Kevin Nash, Kofi Kingston, Sub-Zero, the Undertaker, Triple H, John Cena, Randy Orton, Evan Bourne, Justin, the Batman, and Rey Mysterio. They were all hoping for a victory, but 8 more hungry challengers are waiting in the back to enter.
Sub-Zero got up and continued to spar with Undertaker, as Batman targeted Kofi Kingston. Evan Bourne was in hot water, as Randy Orton was shoving him over the top rope already. The Rock did some taunting towards John Cena, as Kevin Nash was kept down by Rey Mysterio. Lastly, Triple H tried to eliminate Justin with his sledgehammer, but Justin dodged it and landed on Triple H with a hard cross-body.
Fun fact: The Nostalgia Critic's only elimination, the 45th in total, was followed up by the Angry Video Game Nerd's second elimination, which was the 46th. Both of these men are coincidentally rivals, and on rare occasion, partners.
John Cena went for the Attitude Adjustment on The Rock, but The Great One reversed it and set up for the Rock Bottom. However, Cena reversed his finisher by driving him into the corner, as 20 seconds remained before entrant #53 would arrive.
Jim Ross: Who will be enter at number 53 tonight? We will find out in just a moment.
Jerry Lawler: This is the best Rumble I've ever commentated!
As Batman and Sub-Zero got Kofi Kingston and Undertaker over the top rope at the same corner, the Royal Rumble countdown clock appeared again.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #53: Shawn Michaels
The crowd went in a frenzy.
Jerry Lawler: Aw yeah!
Jim Ross: Here comes Mr. Wrestlemania, Mr. Hall of Fame, the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels!
Michael Cole: And this Royal Rumble just keeps getting better!
Shawn Michaels took his time walking down the entrance ramp to set off his signature fireworks, taking at least 10 seconds before entering the ring. The tremendous audience chanted "HBK! HBK!" as Shawn looked around the ring, looking for someone to face off against, until Kevin Nash noticed him and went after him, already knocking Rey Mysterio over the top rope with a huge slap to the chest (think Big Show's corner slap to the chest). HBK and Nash went into a stare-down, and soon began trading punches.
Jim Ross: Michaels and Nash, back and forth with those punches!
Jerry Lawler: Can you believe it, JR?! This crowd is going insane for Shawn Michaels!
Michael Cole: Well, he is called the Showstopper, King. That name is not given out easily; it's earned through dripping blood, sweat and tears onto this ring for decades.
Shawn bounced off the ropes again and again, evading the clotheslines and big kicks Kevin Nash threw at him. Nash then decided to try and clothesline Michaels over the top rope, but the Heartbreak Kid dodged it and smacked Nash with the Sweet Chin Music! Nash went over the top rope and landed on the floor, falling to his back.
Michael Cole: HBK just eliminated Kevin Nash!
Jerry Lawler: NO WAY!
Jim Ross: BY GAWD! Nash is out!
Jerry Lawler: Amazing!
47th elimination: Kevin Nash; Eliminated by Shawn Michaels; Duration: 6:13
Shawn Michaels ran around the ring, fired up from the amount of momentum that he gained from eliminating one of the big men in this match.
Michael Cole: Shawn Michaels is gunning for a victory!
Jerry Lawler: Him and 18 others.
Michael Cole: But there's twelve in there.
Jerry Lawler: I know. I'm including the seven other entrants who haven't gotten a shot in this match yet. 11 plus 7 equals 18, and if you add a decimal in between 1 and 8, you'll get how long you lasted in this-
Michael Cole: Okay, I think you're chewing the scenery here.
Jerry Lawler: (confused by what Cole said) ...What?
Rey Mysterio decided to try to gain an advantage by jumping onto HBK, but the Showstopper nailed him with a sudden Sweet Chin Music out of nowhere.
Jim Ross: Whoa! By god!
Jerry Lawler: I think he's picked off another one!
Shawn Michaels then picked Rey up and tossed him over the top rope, eliminating him.
Michael Cole: And now Rey Mysterio is out!
Jerry Lawler: The Ultimate Underdog got put down to the ground!
Jim Ross: Now that's what I call amazing! Shawn Michaels has eliminated two wrestling all-stars in the span of 6 seconds!
48th elimination: Rey Mysterio; Eliminated by Shawn Michaels; Duration: 17:19
Michael Cole: Rey Mysterio had lasted 17 minutes, and was the fourth longest lasting wrestler in this match, behind The Rock, Undertaker, and John Cena, who is in his 39th minute in this match, since entering at #14.
Fun fact: The group NewLEGACYinc has said that the 14th entrant in most Royal Rumbles usually has something bad happen to them, such as drug/alcohol troubles, being fired/released, or dying/suffering an injury.
Shawn Michaels then went after Undertaker, as Sub-Zero targeted Batman. The Rock went after John Cena, as Triple H attacked Randy Orton, and Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne teamed up on Justin.
Michaels threw some knife-edge chops at Taker in one of the corners, as The Rock traded punches with Cena. Triple H avoided Orton's trademark backbreaker, as Justin managed to toss Kofi onto the ring apron at another corner at the other side of the ring.
Focusing on the HBK/Taker and Cena/Rock fights, Shawn tried to scoop slam Undertaker, but the Deadman dropped Michaels with a sidewalk slam, followed by a leg drop, while Rock pummeled Cena in the corner where HBK and Taker were just at. Undertaker then lifted Shawn up for a chokeslam, but the Heartbreak Kid reversed it into a facebuster.
Michael Cole: And Shawn reversed that chokeslam that Undertaker just attempted!
Jim Ross: What technicality! Shawn Michaels knew how to get out of that move!
Jerry Lawler: He ended up in a lot of chokeslams in his days!
25 seconds remained as Justin did a double DDT on Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston. Batman took Sub-Zero down with a powerslam, as Shawn attempted a Sweet Chin Music towards Undertaker, but Taker ducked under and slammed HBK down with a backbreaker, as Triple H joined with John Cena to take down Randy Orton and The Rock.
Jerry Lawler: 18 seconds remain!
As the clock winded down once again, Undertaker grabbed Shawn Michaels by the throat for another attempt at the chokeslam, but when Justin tried for a clothesline on Kingston, Undertaker caught him with his free hand.
Jerry Lawler: Oh boy! Incoming!
Taker lifted HBK and Justin up and simultaneously brought them down to the mat with a double chokeslam.
Michael Cole: Outstanding double chokeslam from the Phenom!
9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #54: DJ (Total Drama series)
Michael Cole: And here comes the fourth competitor who came from the hit Canadian reality show, Total Drama!
Jerry Lawler: You must watch a lot of TV to know that, Michael.
Michael Cole: I do watch TV from time to time, but I found out about this show online.
Jim Ross: Wait a minute... if you knew about that show, why didn't you know that much about people like Dr. Zoidberg and Squidward?
Michael Cole: Well, I have heard of the shows they originated from, but l-look at what those two were! They were sea creatures who looked a little human-like!
Jerry Lawler: ...I see.
As the commentary continued, DJ got into the ring, after high-fiving some fans, and met up with Justin. DJ and Justin teamed against Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston for the time being, as Undertaker tossed Shawn Michaels into the corner. Batman tried attacking him, but Taker tossed him into Michaels and did a corner splash on both of them in the corner. John Cena knocked The Rock down with a dropkick and a couple of shoulder blocks, but The Rock avoided Cena's spin-out powerbomb and countered with a Samoan drop.
Jerry Lawler: What a Samoan drop from The Rock!
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Undertaker whipped Shawn Michaels into the ropes, and knocked him down with a lariat, but Shawn quickly got up and hit Taker with several flying forearm smashes in a row. Shawn kipped up after the last strike and prepared for the Sweet Chin Music, as The Rock tried for a Rock Bottom on John Cena, but couldn't get it done.
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh! He's setting it up!
However, as Shawn lifted his leg up for the Sweet Chin Music, Triple H ended up shoving Randy Orton in front of Undertaker, resulting in Orton taking the Sweet Chin Music by mistake.
Jim Ross: Whoa!
Jerry Lawler: Oh no!
Michael Cole: Oh my! I-I think Randy Orton was at the wrong place at the wrong time; he got nailed with a Sweet Chin Music!
Jim Ross: That kick was supposed to hit Undertaker, but the Viper got de-venomized on that attack.
Right after the miscalculation, Undertaker pulled the Heartbreak Kid down and lifted him up in the powerbomb position. Taker raised Shawn up and slammed him down hard with the Last Ride!
Jim Ross: And Undertaker has taken advantage of this situation!
Michael Cole: Undertaker hits the Last Ride!
Undertaker did the "cut throat" motion, setting up for the Tombstone, but Triple H struck the Deadman hard on the back of his left knee, causing him to tumble down.
Jim Ross: Whoa! Triple H stops Undertaker!
Triple H helped Shawn Michaels up, and both went after Undertaker, officially re-uniting D-Generation X once again. Meanwhile, Sub-Zero and Batman were going at it, as the Dark Knight was busy shoving the Lin Kuei warrior over the top rope, and DJ and Justin were still taking their time to attempt to eliminate Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne. Randy Orton was picked up and tossed over the top rope by The Rock. Orton managed to hold on and re-enter the ring, but The Rock caught him again and slammed him with the Rock Bottom.
Jim Ross: And The Rock performs another successful Rock Bottom, this time to Randy Orton!
Jerry Lawler: The Rock is on quite a roll here! So far, he's managed to eliminate CM Punk and the Angry Video Game Nerd! Even though he hasn't done that many eliminations, I sincerely hope he wins the Royal Rumble.
Michael Cole: And if he doesn't, Zack Ryder could be able to get an upgrade to his Internet Championship!
Undertaker did his best to fight off Shawn Michaels and Triple H, but the main two members of the legendary stable D-Generation X pummeled him in the corner, and then Shawn dropped Taker onto the mat with a scoop slam, followed by a knee drop from Triple H on the Deadman's skull.
Jerry Lawler: Ooh, what a knee drop!
Meanwhile, Batman lifted Sub-Zero up onto the top rope of another corner of the ring in an atomic drop position, going for a back superplex, as Randy Orton staggered while trying to get on his feet while watching John Cena knock The Rock towards the ropes with a dropkick, and at another side of the ring, DJ and Justin beat down Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston respectively with some wrestling manuevers like suplexes, spinebusters, and atomic drops. (OH MY!)
Batman climbed up the top rope and attempted a back superplex, but Sub-Zero shoved him off and landed on him with a moonsault.
Jim Ross: And a moonsault from that ice-cold ninja that is Sub-Zero!
25 seconds remained, John Cena whipped The Rock across the ring and took him down with a shoulder block. Cena tried for another shoulder block, but The People's Champion caught him with an arm wrench, followed by a kick to the gut and a hard DDT. Cena bounced onto his back and made a pain angel as The Rock kipped up and hit Cena with a few stomps on the chest.
Evan Bourne jumped onto DJ and did a flying knee drop onto the big, friendly reality star, as Justin got caught in Kofi Kingston's signature manuever, the S.O.S, while Randy Orton caught The Rock with a snap powerslam, and Undertaker did an uppercut to the throat on Triple H, followed by a left hand strike to Shawn Michaels's face.
12! 11! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #55: Muscle Man (Regular Show)
Muscle Man ran at an extremely quick pace, and slid into the ring in less than 5 seconds after appearing on-screen midway through the 1-second buzzer. He tore his shirt off, whipped it around like an insane frat dude, and tossed it across the ring.
Michael Cole: What... what the hell is going on!?
The sweaty shirt hit Randy Orton in the face. Orton was distracted long enough for The Rock to toss him over the top rope. Randy hit the floor with both feet, and got eliminated thanks to Muscle Man's crazy behavior.
Michael Cole: And there goes the Viper!
Jerry Lawler: Oh no!
Jim Ross: Randy Orton has been eliminated, ladies and gentlemen, and by the Great One!
49th elimination: Randy Orton; Eliminated by The Rock (with help from Muscle Man); Duration: 7:06
Muscle Man ran around the ring for almost 10 seconds as action continued, until John Cena lifted him up in the Attitude Adjustment position and tossed him over the top rope, eliminating him in no time.
50th elimination: Muscle Man; Eliminated by John Cena; Duration: 15 seconds.
Michael Cole: Well, talk about your 15 seconds of fame!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, except you had less.
Michael Cole: ...I'm just going to ignore what you just said.
Seconds after being eliminated, Muscle Man began to have a shit-fit, and rammed the nearby steel steps, only to flip over them, and become even more pissed off. He then ran up the ramp, and went towards the ladder near the flagpole, which still had 2 re-entry flags. However, out from the backstage area came Kane.
Jerry Lawler: Oh no! It's Kane again!
Michael Cole: He does not look happy!
The Big Red Monster grabbed Muscle Man by the throat, and slammed him through the flooring at the stage with a chokeslam!
Jim Ross: CHOKESLAM!
Jerry Lawler: My goodness!
Jim Ross: As God is my witness, he's been BROKEN IN HALF!
Kane proceeded to climb the ladder half-way, and grab onto a flag, officially re-entering the Royal Rumble.
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh!
Michael Cole: Looks like Kane has decided to extend his record of the most eliminations!
Jim Ross: This looks bad!
To be continued...
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Kane re-entering the Royal Rumble spells trouble for the rest of the participants, including the 5 left to enter! Will he topple over his own records? Find out next time, but for now, let's check the statistics.
Amount of people entered: 55
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 50
Amount in the ring: 12
Amount remaining to enter: 5
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd (the first time), Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox (the first time), Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla (the first time), Wario, Squidward Tentacles, Kane (first time), Patrick Star, Peter Griffin, Roger Smith, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella (again), CM Punk, John Morrison, Dr. Zoidberg, Wade Barrett, Geoff, Anthony Padilla (again), Homer Simpson (again), Stan Smith, Ian Hecox (again), Peter Griffin, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd (again), Kevin Nash, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton and Muscle Man.
Remaining: Shawn Michaels, John Cena, The Rock, DJ, Evan Bourne, Kane, Justin, Kofi Kingston, Sub-Zero, Batman, Undertaker and Triple H.
FanFiction Royal Rumble Hall of Records current standings:
Iron Man (Longest lasting before being eliminated): John Cena (41 minutes and counting; first annual FFRR))
Runner Up: CM Punk (31 minutes and 43 seconds; first annual FFRR)
Rumble Dominator (Most eliminations overall): Kane (9; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: John Cena (6; first annual FFRR)
House Cleaner (Most eliminations in one match): Kane (9; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: John Cena (6; first annual FFRR)
Most flags used by superstars: 7 (First annual FFRR)
15 (or less) Seconds of Fame (Shortest lasting before being eliminated): Michael Cole (1.8 seconds; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: Muscle Man (15 seconds; first annual FFRR)
Toughest Elimination (Elimination that involved the most people that teamed up for it): Big Show's elimination (7 people; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: Owen's elimination (3 people; first annual FFRR)
Sorry it took longer than expected, I dozed off for a couple of days until I finally finished in a week or so since the last one. In addition, my friend, the inspiration behind this, CharlieHarperFan88, is helping me out with entries in this Royal Rumble and the ones yet to come! Hope you enjoy this, and review, favorite and follow this story and stories in the future! Good night, and time for iMPACT! Ooh, gotta shower! *ZIP!*