FanFiction Royal Rumble part 14
Previously: 5 more participants made their appearance in this match. Others like Peter Griffin, the Angry Video Game Nerd, and Rey Mysterio took a ride over the top rope and out of this match, as people like DC All-Star Batman and WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels ran into the match and took their time dominating. Randy Orton suffered an elimination by The Rock thanks to the sweaty blue shirt of Muscle Man, who had only 15 seconds before John Cena tossed him out. In a game-changing twist, Kane (after hospitalizing Muscle Man) managed to grab a flag that allowed him to re-enter the Royal Rumble match. Will he dominate? Will he win the Royal Rumble? As the last five participants chomp at the bit to make their mark, the first FanFiction Royal Rumble continues!
Rated T for violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters below, because the 30 non-wrestler participants belong to their rightful owners, and all of the 30 real-life wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are in companies like World Wrestling Entertainment and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks, man!
I got two to three more chapters of this left before we head down to the 2013 edition of the FanFiction Royal Rumble! Prepare to see people like John Cena and Chris Jericho again in the next Rumble!
Current rankings:
Amount of people entered: 55
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 50
Amount in the ring: 12
Amount remaining to enter: 5
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd (the first time), Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox (the first time), Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla (the first time), Wario, Squidward Tentacles, Kane (first time), Patrick Star, Peter Griffin, Roger Smith, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella (again), CM Punk, John Morrison, Dr. Zoidberg, Wade Barrett, Geoff, Anthony Padilla (again), Homer Simpson (again), Stan Smith, Ian Hecox (again), Peter Griffin, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd (again), Kevin Nash, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton and Muscle Man.
Remaining: Shawn Michaels, John Cena, The Rock, DJ, Evan Bourne, Kane, Justin, Kofi Kingston, Sub-Zero, Batman, Undertaker and Triple H.
PS: The following chapter was helped out by CharlieHarperFan in terms of who is which of the last five entrants, what happens and who eliminates who.
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By the way, 35 seconds remain until entrant 56 appears.
The ring was filled with quite a bit of stars, as Kane entered the ring. Muscle Man was being helped into an ambulance on a stretcher, due to the chokeslam he took on the stage that broke him through the floor.
Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, Kane has re-entered the Royal Rumble!
Kane targeted Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne, who were running at him. Kane grabbed them both by the throat and tossed them over the top rope, eliminating them both. Kane's record went up to 11!
Jerry Lawler: Oh my! Bourne and Kofi are out!
Michael Cole: And now Kane has a record of 11 eliminations in both FanFiction and WWE Royal Rumble records!
51st elimination: Kofi Kingston; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 6:29
52nd elimination: Evan Bourne; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 3:31
Jim Ross: Will Kane topple his own record of most consecutive eliminations in all of Royal Rumble history?
Meanwhile, DJ found himself separated from Justin by Batman, who beat him down with some hard punches. John Cena lifted The Rock up in a suplex position and dropped him onto the ring apron, as Sub-Zero took down Justin. Triple H and Shawn Michaels were being over-powered by Kane and Undertaker, who have not only evened the odds against DX, but re-united the Brothes of Destruction once more.
Jerry Lawler: 20 seconds remain! Who's number 56?!
Michael Cole: This is why I love the Royal Rumble! The star power, the intensity, and the fact that just about anything can happen!
Batman began pulling DJ over the top rope, as Kane and Undertaker tossed Triple H and Shawn Michaels towards each other, causing the two degenerates to collide and get hurt. John Cena nailed The Rock with a DDT, as Sub-Zero got knocked down by a Thesz press by Justin. Time passed by so quickly, as it was already time for the countdown once again.
11! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #56: Bridgette (Total Drama)
Bridgette came out with her boyfriend Geoff, who was eliminated several moments before. Geoff climbed up the ladder as quick as possible, and grabbed the last remaining re-entry flag, allowing him to re-enter the Royal Rumble.
Jerry Lawler: Looks like Geoff has a girlfriend who's heading into this match!
Michael Cole: Being a former contestant from the Total Drama series, Bridgette is the second female to enter this Royal Rumble match, the first being Beth Phoenix, who participated before this match in the 2010 Royal Rumble in the WWE.
Jerry Lawler: And will this girl be able to shock the world and win the Rumble?
Jim Ross: Not with people like The Rock, John Cena and The Undertaker in the ring, that's for sure!
The Total Drama power couple entered the ring, with Bridgette opening up some space in between the ropes for Geoff to enter first.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Batman managed to toss DJ over the top rope, but the friendly giant held onto the bottom rope, his feet nearly touching the floor due to his tall stature, as Sub-Zero caught Justin with a clothesline, causing the hunk from Total Drama to do a backflip onto his face.
Jerry Lawler: *laughing* Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho man! Did you see how he landed?
Michael Cole: He could've broken his nose and ended his career as a reality show celebrity and model right there!
Jerry Lawler: Wait, he's a model? I never knew that!
Kane struck Triple H with punches to the face, chest, gut and throat, while Shawn Michaels hit Undertaker with a dropkick, as John Cena clotheslined The Rock over the top rope, nearly knocking himself over the top rope as well. Geoff and Bridgette created a handicap situation for Sub-Zero when they teamed up with Justin to pound him down onto the ring mat and stomped on him while he was down. (Sorta like how stables and tag teams can gang up on one person and continously beating them down) Justin's face was slightly bruised from the landing he took a moment ago
Meanwhile, Batman pushed on DJ's chest with his feet, trying to eliminate him, as John Cena managed to avoid eliminating himself, and lifted himself back over the top rope and into the ring. Undertaker beat down on Shawn Michaels, as Triple H tossed Kane into the ropes and hit him with a flying knee to the face. However, Triple H got caught by the throat by Undertaker, who was quick to notice Triple H walking at his direction. The Rock shoved John Cena towards Undertaker, allowing the Deadman to grab the 10-time WWE Champion by the throat with his other hand. Undertaker was preparing for a double chokeslam, but Shawn Michaels stepped in between Hunter (Triple H) and Cena, and nailed Undertaker with a Sweet Chin Music!
Michael Cole: Oh man! Sweet Chin Music by Shawn Michaels, out of nowhere!
Jerry Lawler: Undertaker felt that one!
At the same time Shawn hit Undertaker with the Sweet Chin Music, Batman kept DJ on the ring apron and punted him in the head, knocking him onto the floor, eliminating him.
53rd elimination: DJ; Eliminated by Batman; Duration: 2:31
Michael Cole: There goes DJ.
Jerry Lawler: He never came close to lasting longer than an average WWE Superstar would in a Royal Rumble, let alone a Royal Rumble where 60 people can enter.
Geoff and Bridgette knocked Sub-Zero down with a double-team clothesline, and then Justin dropped an elbow on him as he laid on the ring mat on his back. Meanwhile, Triple H picked Undertaker up onto his feet. Taker was still groggy from the Sweet Chin Music from the Heartbreak Kid. Triple H set him up and managed to bring him down head-first onto the ring mat with a Pedigree!
Jim Ross: And Triple H hits the Pedigree!
Jerry Lawler: Oh man!
Michael Cole: The Undertaker has been brought down by the now-revived D-Generation X!
However, when Triple H turned around after the Pedigree, Kane grabbed him and Shawn Michaels by the throats and slammed them spine-first onto the mat with a double chokeslam, turning the tide between DX and the Brothers of Destruction.
Jerry Lawler: Whoa, look out!
Michael Cole: The momentum has shifted for the Brothers of Destruction, as Shawn Michaels and Triple H tasted the wrath of the Big Red Monster, Kane!
Jim Ross: A chokeslam from that man could break somebody in half if he was not careful.
11 people were in the ring, trying to eliminate each other, as less than 15 seconds remained before entrant #57 would make their mark on this match.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #57: AJ Styles
The TNA phenom took no time to enter the ring, as he was one of the all-stars who were most likely to make it far in this match. Oddly enough, he appeared late in this Royal Rumble, being one of the last entrants.
Michael Cole: This man, AJ Styles, is a former world and tag team champion in TNA!
Jerry Lawler: We never talk about TNA on WWE programming, but this isn't exactly the WWE tonight!
AJ first went after Batman, as Geoff, Justin and Bridgette continued to triple-team on Sub-Zero. The Lin Kuei warrior had a very hard time trying to get the three Total Drama contestants off his back. However, Sub-Zero managed to knock Justin back, and tackle Geoff down onto the mat. Sub-Zero pounded on Geoff with fierce punches, until Bridgette jumped onto his back and tried a sleeper hold on him. Sub-Zero threw her over his head, and stomped on her head, keeping her down for a moment. However, Geoff came up from behind and threw him over the top rope, eliminating him from the Rumble.
54th elimination: Sub-Zero; Eliminated by Geoff; Duration: 7:10
Michael Cole: Oh my! Sub-Zero got eliminated!
Jerry Lawler: I thought ninjas could be able to escape elimination with ease!
Michael Cole: Well, I guess he didn't see that coming, then.
As Sub-Zero left, Kane led a one-on-two assault on Shawn Michaels and Triple H after D-Generation X brought Undertaker down with their finishers, Geoff, Bridgette and Justin ganged up on Batman as their next target, and AJ Styles ended up in a triple threat situation with The Rock and John Cena. Cena slammed Styles with a DDT, and then hit Rock with a dropkick, while Batman shoved Bridgette away and hit Justin and Geoff with several back and forth punches. Shawn and Triple H did a variation of a double suplex on Kane that dropped the monster onto the ring apron. Kane held onto the top rope with one hand, and pulled himself towards DX for a strike to Michaels's face, knocking him across the ring. Kane then dragged Triple H over the top rope and onto the ring apron.
Michael Cole: Uh-oh! Triple H is in trouble!
Jerry Lawler: I'm worried about these two men; they could both get eliminated here!
Shawn Michaels kipped up as Kane grabbed Triple H by the throat for a chokeslam. The Heartbreak Kid prepared for a Sweet Chin Music on Kane, but the Big Red Monster noticed what was coming and pulled HHH in front of him, causing The Game to take the hit. Triple H fell to the floor, knocked out, as Shawn looked on in surprise.
Jerry Lawler: Look out!
Jim Ross: Kane took a risky chance and cost Triple H the match!
Jerry Lawler: Shawn did not notice who he hit until it was too late!
55th elimination: Triple H; Eliminated by Shawn Michaels (accidentally); Duration: 16:22
Shawn Michaels turned around, and was lifted up by the Undertaker, who got up during that shocking moment, turned HBK upside down and slammed him on his head with the Tombstone Piledriver.
Michael Cole: Oh man! The Tombstone!
Jerry Lawler: Shawn Michaels has taken that move so many times in the past. I bet he could see visions of those previous times where he was dropped on his head with that devastating move! I know I've seen those many times because I was here from the beginning!
Jim Ross: The Tombstone Piledriver is the sole reason of why Undertaker is undefeated at WrestleMania. (Note: This still takes place in 2011, so WrestleMania 28 had not happened yet.)
Michaels was laid out by the Tombstone, as Undertaker targeted AJ Styles next. Taker lifted the TNA Phenom up and then laid him out with a second Tombstone in a row.
Michael Cole: And now the icon of TNA is feeling that pain!
Jim Ross: Undertaker is dominating the Rumble! I got to say that he is one of the top picks to win the Royal Rumble!
Michael Cole: According to a poll on WWE dot com over the last week leading up to tonight that related to this FanFiction Royal Rumble, Undertaker won 35% of the votes on who is most likely to win the Royal Rumble, beating people such as The Rock, CM Punk, John Cena, Chris Jericho and cartoon icon Homer Simpson.
Jim Ross: In addition, some of the people who were included in the poll are unlikely to appear, as there are two slots left for wrestlers. There were people like Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, and even you, King.
Jerry Lawler: Do you see any numbers in my hands? No, you don't, so I'm not in.
Michael Cole: Well, however is #58 will make an appearance in about 20 seconds.
Action continued in the ring, as Batman fought back against Geoff, Bridgette and Justin, Kane re-entered the ring to team with Undertaker again to ambush Shawn Michaels, and John Cena and The Rock continued brawling as AJ Styles tried to get up after the devastating Tombstone Piledriver from Undertaker.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #58: Heather (Total Drama)
Michael Cole: And here comes another Total Drama superstar!
Jim Ross: I've probably been too much of everywhere in the WWE to know some of these people.
As Heather jumped onto the ring apron at the end of the entrance ramp, Justin noticed her, losing focus on Batman for the moment. At the other parts of the ring, AJ Styles rolled out of the ring from underneath the ropes to take a breather, as The Rock reversed a superplex attempt by John Cena, and Undertaker and Kane focused on trying to eliminate Shawn Michaels. In addition, Geoff and Bridgette were still attempting to throw the Dark Knight over the top rope and out of this FanFiction Royal Rumble.
Near the entrance ramp, Justin and Heather soon ended up kissing out of nowhere after a moment of staring (although it was mainly on Heather). However, the kiss brought Justin over the top rope, and eliminated him.
Michael Cole: Oh my! I think we've seen this happen before!
56th elimination: Justin; Eliminated by Heather (perhaps intentionally); Duration: 19:12
Jerry Lawler: Whoo-hoo! That was a great moment!
Jim Ross: Reminds me of how Beth Phoenix eliminated The Great Khali in the 2010 Royal Rumble back in the WWE.
Michael Cole: I don't remember you being at commentary at that event.
Justin smiled as he walked back up the ramp, believing it was worth it that he was eliminated in that way, as a romance seemed to begin between him and Heather, who was soon blindsided by Bridgette, who split away from Geoff to try and eliminate the queen bee.
Meanwhile, Undertaker and Kane tried a double-team chokeslam on Shawn Michaels, but the Heartbreak Kid suddenly reversed it mid-lift into an amazing double DDT on both Brothers of Destruction, that nobody watching expected from a WWE Hall of Famer.
Michael Cole: Whoa! Shawn Michaels delivered that reversal with authority!
AJ Styles managed to recover from the Tombstone, but as he entered the ring, John Cena lifted him up for the Attitude Adjustment, but as Cena brought the TNA icon down, Styles landed on his feet, reversing the finisher, and nailed the Cenation Leader with a backflip kick. Cena ended up in a groggy state, allowing The Rock to slam him down with another Rock Bottom.
Jim Ross: A reversal from AJ, and a Rock Bottom by the Great One!
However, out of nowhere, Shawn Michaels came up to The Rock and nailed him with a Sweet Chin Music that took everybody by surprise. 35 seconds remained as Geoff and Bridgette tried to get rid of Batman and Heather respectively, but the DC Universe superhero fought back, managing to get the upper hand on the party boy. Batman brought Geoff down with a big spinebuster, and then jumped after AJ Styles with a spear.
Michael Cole: Spinebuster by Batman!
Jim Ross: Followed by a spear to AJ Styles!
Michael Cole: Just one of dozens of momentum shifts that have happened in this one Royal Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: And we have yet to see the last two entrants!
25 seconds! Undertaker managed to rise up and face off against Shawn Michaels once again, even attempting another Tombstone, which was reversed into a reverse DDT. Kane climbed the top rope and went for a clothesline, but Shawn Michaels caught him in mid-air with a dropkick.
Michael Cole: Oh man! Dropkick by Shawn Michaels, keeping the Big Red Monster down! The Heartbreak Kid is rolling!
Jerry Lawler: HBK is getting fired up, and 15 seconds away from number 59! We're almost done!
12! 11! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZT!*
Entrant #59: Brock Lesnar
The former WWE Champion came out, doing his signature entrance.
Michael Cole: OHHHHH MAAAN!
Jerry Lawler: OH NO!
Jim Ross: IT'S HIM! IT'S LESNAR!
Michael Cole: BROCK LESNAR has returned!
Brock Lesnar made his way down the ring, and jumped onto the ring apron, causing fireworks to shoot from the ring posts. Thankfully none of the other participants were near any of the corners. Lesnar then stepped through the ropes, as the other 11 participants looked on.
Lesnar's first encounter in the match was with John Cena. They had a brief staredown that lasted about almost 10 seconds, until Lesnar lifted Cena up and slammed him with the F5, before quickly tossing him over the top rope and eliminating him.
Jerry Lawler: OH MY!
Michael Cole: And there goes John Cena!
57th elimination: John Cena; Eliminated by Brock Lesnar; Duration: 45:11
Michael Cole: 45 minutes and 11 seconds has John Cena lasted in this match, the longest duration in FanFiction Royal Rumble history, and the longest in this match!
The next person to face Lesnar was Batman, who was German suplexed onto his neck as a result. The third person? Geoff. Yeah, good luck. Geoff was tossed over the top rope by the MMA brute, but managed to hold on. However, Shawn Michaels knocked him off the apron with a Sweet Chin Music, eliminating him.
58th elimination: Geoff; Eliminated by Shawn Michaels and Brock Lesnar; Duration: 3:20
Michael Cole: Brock Lesnar is cleaning house!
Jim Ross: And this Rumble is at the peak of it all! We are reaching the end of this spectacular all-star event! Just one more participant left to enter!
Brock Lesnar then caught Kane and nailed him with an F5, and then tossed Bridgette over the top rope, also eliminating her.
59th elimination: Bridgette; Eliminated by Brock Lesnar; Duration: 3:25
Jerry Lawler: And now Bridgette's been eliminated!
Michael Cole: His third elimination so far!
Jim Ross: Is there anybody who can stop this!?
The next person to approach the Next Big Thing was The Rock. Two amazing wrestlers finally face to face. Brock and Rock soon began trading punches, but then Undertaker turned it into a triple threat by attacking both of them, as Batman faced off with Shawn Michaels and AJ Styles, and Kane tried to get rid of Heather, who was resilient enough to be able to avoid elimination.
Jim Ross: 8 people in the ring, soon to be 9! Who's number 60?!
Michael Cole: Who will it be?!
Jerry Lawler: Whoever it is, they'll have the biggest advantage of all participants in the Rumble!
Jim Ross: Let's found out the last man!
11! 10! 9! 8!
Jerry Lawler: Oh boy! Here we go!
5!
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4!
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3!
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2!
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1!
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*BZZT!*
*CRASH!*
Entrant #60: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Michael Cole: OH YEAH!
Jim Ross: OH MY!
Jerry Lawler: AHH!
Stone Cold made his way down the way, wearing his wrestling attire.
Jim Ross: Stone Cold! Stone Cold!
Jerry Lawler: He was one of several superstars who had jump-started the Attitude Era back in the late 90s!
Michael Cole: And he's here to dominate!
To be continued...
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Writer's Block is a cruel mistress. Sorry this had to wait until 2013, I had a bit of trouble trying to finish this chapter over the last few weeks. My apologies to CharlieHarperFan88 for half-assing the JustHer moment, but I just had to finish this part. The next part will probably arrive some time around when the 2013 WWE Royal Rumble event airs, and the next FanFiction Royal Rumble will probably come by later after the end of this story.
Confirmations for the 2013 FanFiction Royal Rumble:
All three members of the Shield will be in, as well as Ryback and Brodus Clay.
Aces and Eights will most likely be involved, so Devon will probably be in the Rumble.
There will be several people from this Royal Rumble who will return to participate.
There will be 80 participants, being much larger compared to this Rumble's 60 participant count.
There will be 5 re-entry flags instead of 8 next time.
About half, more or less, of the people in this match are people picked by CharlieHarperFan88.
Michael Cole will NOT be in the next Rumble, but Jerry Lawler might have a spot.
The winner of this Royal Rumble is guaranteed a spot in the next FanFiction Royal Rumble.
New rankings:
Amount of people entered: 60
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 59
Amount in the ring: 12
Amount remaining to enter: 5
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd (the first time), Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox (the first time), Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla (the first time), Wario, Squidward Tentacles, Kane (first time), Patrick Star, Peter Griffin, Roger Smith, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella (again), CM Punk, John Morrison, Dr. Zoidberg, Wade Barrett, Geoff, Anthony Padilla (again), Homer Simpson (again), Stan Smith, Ian Hecox (again), Peter Griffin, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd (again), Kevin Nash, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, Muscle Man, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, DJ, Sub-Zero, Triple H, Justin, John Cena, Geoff, Bridgette.
Remaining: Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Undertaker, Batman, Heather, Kane, AJ Styles, Brock Lesnar and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
I hope you enjoyed a merry Christmas and a happy new year! Thank God that 2012 Apocalypse never happened!