FanFiction Royal Rumble part 15 (FINAL PART!)
Previously: As people like AJ Styles and Brock Lesnar made appearances, others like Justin, Triple H and Sub-Zero took a ride out of the Royal Rumble, a shocking development changed the game when Stone Cold Steve Austin revealed himself to be the last man to enter the FanFiction Royal Rumble. Here we are... the last chapter. 9 people remain. Who will win the first ever FanFiction Royal Rumble? It's only a matter of time before we find out the answer in this final chapter.
Rated T for violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters below, because the 30 non-wrestler participants belong to their rightful owners, and all of the 30 real-life wrestlers used in this fanfiction event are in companies like World Wrestling Entertainment and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. Thanks to CharlieHarperFan88 for inspiring me to do this fanfiction. Thanks, man!
Current rankings:
Amount of people entered: 60
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 59
Amount in the ring: 12
Amount remaining to enter: 5
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd (the first time), Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox (the first time), Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla (the first time), Wario, Squidward Tentacles, Kane (first time), Patrick Star, Peter Griffin, Roger Smith, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella (again), CM Punk, John Morrison, Dr. Zoidberg, Wade Barrett, Geoff, Anthony Padilla (again), Homer Simpson (again), Stan Smith, Ian Hecox (again), Peter Griffin, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd (again), Kevin Nash, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, Muscle Man, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, DJ, Sub-Zero, Triple H, Justin, John Cena, Geoff (again), and Bridgette.
Remaining: Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Undertaker, Batman, Heather, Kane, AJ Styles, Brock Lesnar and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Hopefully I get through this chapter quicker than others because there is no countdown because all 60 people have already entered.
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Jim Ross: Stone Cold Steve Austin is here, in the Royal Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: A three-time Royal Rumble winner!
Austin ran into the ring and began unleashing strikes on, in order, Batman, The Rock, AJ Styles, Kane and Brock Lesnar. However, Lesnar was the least damaged from Stone Cold's spontaneous assault that began once he entered the ring. Seconds later, Kane managed to clothesline Batman over the top rope, but the Dark Knight held on. Kane then grabbed AJ Styles and tossed him towards Batman, but the dark crusader stopped AJ with a shoulder strike to the chest.
Michael Cole: Oh! Batman is one of the most resilient people out there. He can't be stopped without a fight happening!
Batman then lifted Styles up and over the top rope with a back body drop from the ring apron, causing his elimination.
Michael Cole: And there goes the Phenomenon!
Jerry Lawler: AJ Styles has been eliminated.
60th elimination: AJ Styles; Eliminated by Batman; Duration: 3:38
Undertaker and Shawn Michaels faced off, as Brock Lesnar and The Rock did as well. Kane wrestled with Stone Cold as well, as Heather used a clever trick to exit underneath the ropes and stay outside for the moment.
The Phenom and the Heartbreak Kid locked up, but HBK started off putting Undertaker's left arm in a lock, before briefly keeping him down with an arm drag followed up by an elbow drop to the chest.
Brock Lesnar tried using his mixed martial-arts skills to knock The Rock out for another elimination (his 4th elimination in the match), but Rock managed to dodge the attacks and come back with an arm wrench DDT, before kipping up and attempting to deliver more pain to the MMA monster by locking in the Sharpshooter. (Note: The Rock used the Sharpshooter on rare occasions.)
Meanwhile, at the same time those two brawls happened, Kane traded punches with Steve Austin, but Stone Cold got the upper hand and managed to get the Big Red Monster cornered, allowing him to do some mudhole stomping on Kane.
Jim Ross: And once again, Stone Cold is stomping a mudhole in his opponent and walking it dry!
However, Brock Lesnar reversed The Rock's Sharpshooter attempt, got back up on his feet, and went after Stone Cold, staggering him with a clothesline and preparing him for a powerbomb.
Jerry Lawler: Oh no!
Jim Ross: Austin's in trouble!
Suddenly... BAM! Rock tackled Lesnar, causing Steve Austin to land chest-first onto the ropes.
Michael Cole: Whoa! A big tackle from The Rock! That could be a momentum shift right there!
The Rock then tried for another Sharpshooter, but seconds after it was locked in, Shawn Michaels managed to knock him down with the Sweet Chin Music, forcing The Great One to release the hold.
Jerry Lawler: Boom! Another Sweet Chin Music from Mr. WrestleMania!
Michael Cole: Rock is out cold!
Brock Lesnar got up after Rock was knocked out and attempted to slam Michaels with the F5, but the Showstopper got out in time and knocked down the Ultimate Fighter with a second Sweet Chin Music.
Michael Cole: And another!
Jerry Lawler: How many times have we seen the Sweet Chin Music come to play in this one match?
Jim Ross: I lost track after four.
Meanwhile, Kane managed to get Batman over the top rope as Stone Cold was laid out after the failed powerbomb from Brock Lesnar, and grabbed onto his throat. However, the Dark Knight reversed it and went for a kick, but Kane grabbed his leg and shoved him off the apron, eliminating him.
61st elimination: Batman; Eliminated by Kane; Duration: 10:12
Michael Cole: Batman's out!
Jerry Lawler: Kane broke his own record of the most eliminations!
Jim Ross: Amazing feat by Kane! Oh, wait a minute!
"Wait a minute!" was right, as Undertaker snuck up from behind Kane and tossed him over the top rope, also eliminating him.
Jerry Lawler: WHAT?!
Jim Ross: Undertaker has eliminated his brother!
62nd elimination: Kane (again); Eliminated by Undertaker; Duration: 4:49 (Kane re-entered more than 30 seconds before the next entrant)
Boos began to fill the arena. That is, until Shawn Michaels nailed Undertaker with a big Sweet Chin Music, sending Undertaker crashing out of the ring, and causing a huge reaction from the audience of hundreds, as this was a very sudden and out of nowhere moment, like many others.
Michael Cole: WHOA!
Jim Ross: Undertaker's out!
Jerry Lawler: Matt Striker may need to pay up right about now!
63rd elimination: Undertaker; Eliminated by Shawn Michaels; Duration: 41:30
Undertaker stood up seconds after landing, with a face that showed that he was in shock (Similar to how he got eliminated by Maven in the 2001(?) Royal Rumble, or when Shawn Michaels kicked out of the Tombstone at WrestleMania 25. Yeah, more like the second one, for sure.) that he was eliminated so suddenly.
Jerry Lawler: Are we already at 5 people remaining?!
Jim Ross: I'm sure we are!
Michael Cole: Lesnar, Heather, Rock, Michaels, and Austin are the only ones left!
Heather re-entered the ring after minutes of being outside, as Undertaker walked back up the entrance ramp, but noticed the four tough superstars that were staring at her after stopping action for the moment. After a brief 4-on-1 standoff, the Total Drama contestant jumped over the top rope, eliminated herself, and ran off, not wanting a part of this due to the amount of power in the ring.
64th elimination: Heather; Self-elimination; Duration: 4:04
Jerry Lawler: I knew she couldn't take on that many people at once!
Michael Cole: It's a sneaky tactic, that's for sure, but she cost herself the Rumble match in the process!
As Heather ran up the entrance ramp, passing by Undertaker briefly, Lesnar, Michaels, Rock and Stone Cold stared across the ring, looking in several directions, trying to find opponents to go after.
Michael Cole: And we are now down to four: The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar, and the Great One, the People's Champion, The Rock! Who will win? Who will lose? We are going to have the climactic conclusion right now!
And so the battle began. The Rock went after Stone Cold, as Shawn Michaels took on Brock Lesnar. Rock and Michaels managed to take the advantage over their respectful opponents.
Michael Cole: And here we go!
The Rock struck Steve Austin with his signature punch combos at the corner at the right of the commentary tables, complete with the signature taunt. The last punch nearly knocked Austin over the top rope.
Meanwhile, at the other side of the ring. Shawn Michaels beat down Brock Lesnar with not only punches, but kicks as well. However, Lesnar pushed Shawn back, causing him to fall onto his back (like Batista did that one time) and flip back onto his feet. Michaels leapt up and hit Lesnar with a dropkick, sending him over the top rope. However, Brock held on and shoved Michaels back, before striking him with a shoulder thrust, going in between the ropes, similar to the attack done to AJ Styles just a few moments ago.
A brief pause was taken between The Rock and Stone Cold, which was broken by Austin flipping the double-bird at The Rock, kicking him in the gut and nailing the Stone Cold Stunner with perfection! The Rock jumped up, briefly doing his classic stunner oversell, but managed to flip back onto his feet, to a huge pop from the crowd.
Jim Ross: And there's the Stone Cold Stunner! But Rock is not down!
The Electrifying One grabbed the Rattlesnake, tossed him into the same bottom right corner (near the announcer tables), and locked up, successfully landing the Rock Bottom on Steve Austin!
Jerry Lawler: Oh my!
Michael Cole: And The Rock lands the Rock Bottom out of nowhere!
Jim Ross: You sure say "out of nowhere" a lot.
Michael Cole: Well, it's not like it's from a factory!
Jerry Lawler: (confused) That comment was more unusual than the fact that you're commentating in a singlet!
Michael Cole: Thanks for bringing that point up again, King. By the way, how's the bet with Zack Ryder doing?
Jerry Lawler: Well, Rock's still in the ring, isn't he? Speaking of The Rock, look at this!
During the commentary, The Rock dragged Stone Cold to the middle of the ring, and took off his other elbow pad, preparing for the People's Elbow on Steve Austin.
Jerry Lawler: The millions and millions of fans know where this is going!
Michael Cole: Once again, we get to see the People's Elb-OH!
Michael's sudden change in reaction was sparked by Shawn Michaels nailing The Rock with the Sweet Chin Music just as the Great One bounced off the ropes for the People's Elbow.
Jim Ross: Shawn picked a very unexpected time to do that Sweet Chin Music!
Michael Cole: Vintage Michaels!
JR/King: (staring at Cole, considering the line was out of nowhere)
Michael Cole: What? I always wanted to say that this evening!
Jim Ross: I guess that's... a reason.
The Rock was in a groggy state for the moment as Shawn Michaels helped Stone Cold back up, to a very excited crowd. When Stone Cold was standing again, he kicked Rock, and then nailed him with another Stone Cold Stunner. Rock briefly got on his knees for the stunner, but hopped back up on his feet after the execution.
Michael Cole: Stone Cold Stunner! By god!
Jim Ross: Hey, that's my line!
Rock stumbled towards Brock Lesnar, who lifted him up and tossed him over the top rope with a variant of the F5, causing his elimination.
Jim Ross: And there goes The Rock!
Jerry Lawler: There goes my $500!
65th elimination: The Rock; Eliminated by Brock Lesnar; Duration: 39:48
Michael Cole: The Rock is eliminated!
The crowd was surprised that The Rock was eliminated, but now there were three left: Brock Lesnar, Shawn Michaels, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. All three of these men want to win this, and be remembered as the first to clear through this amazing Royal Rumble.
After a pause between the three legendary superstars, Stone Cold and Shawn Michaels decided to team up temporarily to face off against Brock Lesnar in a 2-on-1 battle. Austin and Michaels attacked Lesnar from all sides, and then whipped him into the ropes. However, Brock countered with a double clothesline, sending both Stone Cold and Michaels down onto the ring mat.
Michael Cole: And it looks like Brock Lesnar is in a 1-on-2 situation with Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Jim Ross: These are the last three remaining participants in this match!
Lesnar picked Shawn Michaels up and tossed him over the top rope, but the Heartbreak Kid managed to hold onto the middle rope, his feet nearly touching the floor. He was lucky to hold on; he would've been out quick. Brock attacked Austin next, beating him down and slamming him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Shawn re-entered the ring and jumped at Lesnar with a flying forearm smash.
Jerry Lawler: And Shawn Michaels with a comeback move!
Lesnar quickly got up, only for Michaels to lift him up and slam him down with a scoop powerslam. The Showstopper then climbed the top rope at one of the corners near the entrance ramp, and leapt off, delivering a hard elbow drop to Brock Lesnar.
Michael Cole: And now Shawn Michaels delivering an amazing top rope move!
Jerry Lawler: This is intense!
Jim Ross: Talk about a show-stealer!
Shawn then walked towards the other corner near the ramp, and stomped, preparing for the Sweet Chin Music on Lesnar, as the crowd participated by counting the stomps. 1! ...2! ...3!...4!..5!..6! As soon as Lesnar stood up and turned around, Shawn nailed him with the Sweet Chin Music, allowing the crowd to shout "BOOM!"
Jim Ross: Sweet Chin Music!
However, what followed up was Stone Cold running towards Shawn and bringing him down with the Stone Cold Stunner, causing Shawn to bounce across the ring.
Jim Ross: Whoa! Wait a minute!
Jerry Lawler: And Stone Cold hits a big stunner!
Stone Cold noticed Shawn on his feet again, and slammed him with another Stone Cold Stunner to finish the job, followed by a clothesline that sent the Heartbreak Kid over the top rope. Due to the decrease in adrenaline, Shawn couldn't hold onto the ropes, and landed on the floor, being eliminated.
Jim Ross: And another Stone Cold Stunner! And Shawn Michaels has been vanquished!
Jerry Lawler: Better luck next time, Shawn!
66th elimination: Shawn Michaels; Eliminated by Stone Cold Steve Austin; Duration: 10:21
It was now down to Stone Cold Steve Austin and Brock Lesnar. The two men stared down in the center of the ring more than 10 seconds after Shawn Michaels's sudden elimination. Soon enough, both superstars began going back and forth, taking punches.
Michael Cole: Here we go, it's the last two remaining!
Jerry Lawler: I just can't get enough of this! It's been a blast with all of this!
Jim Ross: It's an amazing event, that's for sure, and that's why Vince McMahon had confirmed a second FanFiction Royal Rumble in the works to happen in the next couple of years! (And by "the next couple of years", I mean January of 2013. This first Rumble is still in 2011, so yeah.)
Jerry Lawler: Oh, I can't wait to do this event again soon! It'll be Royal Rumble time again before anybody knows it!
Stone Cold whipped Brock Lesnar into the ropes, and then dove onto him with a Lou Thesz press, pounding on Lesnar's head with punch after punch. Steve Austin then ran into the ropes and slammed his elbow onto Brock's skull, damaging him further. He ran into the ropes again, trying for another elbow drop, but then Brock stood up and slammed him with a spinebuster. Lesnar then picked Austin up and hit him with a big snap suplex, and then stood up again and picked Stone Cold up for a powerbomb.
Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh! What's he thinking here?!
Brock Lesnar plucked Stone Cold Steve Austin up off the ground for a powerbomb, and then slammed him, but Lesnar wasn't done yet. Lesnar lifted Stone Cold back up, showing his brute strength, and then brought him back down with another powerbomb.
Jim Ross: Brock Lesnar is bringing the pain on the Texas Rattlesnake!
The Next Big Thing then tried for a third and hopefully final powerbomb, but Stone Cold struck Lesnar in the head with a couple of punches, sending them both into the corner at the left of the commentary table. Lesnar snuck out from under the Rattlesnake, and pushed him off the turnbuckle, but Steve Austin held onto the top rope, and stood right next to the ring post. Lesnar tried lunging at Austin, but the Texas Rattlesnake was quick; he moved out of the way, causing Lesnar to hit the ring post head first, causing a big shift in momentum in the match.
Michael Cole: Ouch! What an evasion!
Jerry Lawler: Lesnar took hard steel to the face!
Brock Lesnar was laid out in the center of the ring, his head slightly busted open from the bump, and his nose bleeding quite a bit, as Stone Cold re-entered the ring, only to slide out from under the ropes and pick up a steel chair used from earlier that was sitting at the entrance ramp, cleaned out by the referees earlier. Austin tossed the chair into the ring, and then got out a table from underneath the ring.
Michael Cole: It's seems Stone Cold wants to go hardcore!
Jerry Lawler: It seems so!
Jim Ross: And look at the blood spilling from Lesnar's face! His nose may be broken!
Blood leaked out from the wound on Brock's forehead, as Stone Cold Steve Austin threw the table into the ring and entered the ring himself. Austin picked up the chair and then smacked Lesnar with a chairshot to his injured head.
Jerry Lawler: Oh no!
Jim Ross: Those are human beings in the ring, tearing each other apart!
Stone Cold set up the wooden table he brought in just less than a minute ago, and picked Brock Lesnar up, but Lesnar managed to pick Austin up out of nowhere.
Jerry Lawler: Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa wait a minute!
Michael Cole: Lesnar!
Jim Ross: You're kidding me! How did he rise up so quick!?
Michael Cole: I don't know, and I don't think Brock is going to let Stone Cold off easy!
Brock made a few adjustments in his preparation for his finisher, and then he slammed Steve Austin right through the table with the F5!
Michael Cole: And Brock Lesnar with the F5, through the table! Stone Cold's out!
However, as Brock Lesnar prepared to eliminate Stone Cold, in came the previously eliminated CM Punk, who ran out from the back and went after Brock almost instantaneously.
Michael Cole: Whoa! What the-
Jim Ross: What is CM Punk doing here?!
Jerry Lawler: I'm as puzzled as you are!
Michael Cole: But why is he attacking Lesnar?
Jerry Lawler: He must probably have a grudge against Lesnar!
Punk lifted Brock Lesnar up and knocked him down with the Go To Sleep.
Michael Cole: Go to Sleep from Punk!
Stone Cold then kicked Brock in the gut and hit him with the Stone Cold Stunner!
Jim Ross: And a stunner to Lesnar!
Stone Cold Steve Austin tossed Brock Lesnar over the top rope, therefore eliminating him, and becoming the winner.
67th and final elimination: Brock Lesnar; Eliminated by Stone Cold Steve Austin; Duration: 7:43
Jerry Lawler: He's done it! Stone Cold's won!
Jim Ross: Stone Cold has made history! He has won 4 Royal Rumbles over all of history!
Michael Cole: Dreams can come true like tonight!
Jerry Lawler: Stone Cold Steve Austin is the reigning king of Royal Rumbles, as he's dominated three of them in the WWE, and now he has made history happen tonight!
The bell rang and Stone Cold's iconic entrance theme hit the speakers. CM Punk smiled as Lesnar was laid out on the ground.
Ring announcer: The winner of this first ever FanFiction Royal Rumble, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
In the ring, audience members tossed cans of beer over to Stone Cold Steve Austin in the ring. After a few moments of beer smashing and chugging, Stone Cold offered a handshake to CM Punk, triggering a chant that bounced between "Stone Cold" and "CM Punk". After a moment of hesitation, Punk accepted the handshake, and went to leave, but Steve Austin quickly had other plans for the handshake, as, all of a sudden, he turned the straight edge superstar around and hit him with a Stone Cold Stunner.
Jerry Lawler: Hello!
Jim Ross: And a Stone Cold Stunner to CM Punk!
Michael Cole: Whoa, what the hell was that for?!
Stone Cold continued to celebrate in the ring as Punk rolled out slowly, and walked off moments later with a surprised expression on his face from the fact that he was so suddenly stunnered by the Texas Rattlesnake. Fireworks shot out all over the arena as Stone Cold raised his arms up at all four corners of the ring, feeling triumphant in his victory over 59 other men in the FanFiction Royal Rumble.
Jim Ross: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for tuning in for this all-star spectacular, the first-time-ever FanFiction Royal Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: This is Jerry 'The King' Lawler...
Michael Cole: ...Michael Cole, the Voice of the WWE!...
Jim Ross: ...and Good Old JR, Jim Ross signing off for tonight! Good night, everybody!
The screen faded to black as Stone Cold stayed in the ring.
Soon after, the screen faded to Vince McMahon standing in front of the camera.
Vince McMahon: We hope you enjoyed this spectacular event, but this is WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon here to let you know that you should not attempt any of the stunts that you saw in this spectacular at home, at school, or anywhere. Someone could get hurt, and you shouldn't let that someone be you. Good night.
The screen faded back to black.
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Thanks, Vince, for that little tidbit. Well, after over a year, I FINALLY got this fanfiction done! I would like to thank CharlieHarperFan88 for assisting me in this story, and I would also like to thank the rest of the viewers for watching. Leave your thoughts on your favorite parts in the Rumble, who you think was the best performer, if Stone Cold Steve Austin deserved his victory, and if the ending confused you more than surprised you.
Now, the final statistics, containing both the participant list, and the records made here tonight:
Entrants in order:
1. The Miz (Eliminated by Homer)
2. Santino Marella (Eliminated by Ziggler first, and then again by Barrett)
3. James Rolfe/Angry Video Game Nerd (Eliminated by Kane first, and then again by Rock)
4. Dolph Ziggler (Eliminated by Kane)
5. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) (Eliminated by Cena twice)
6. Beth Phoenix (Eliminated by Undertaker)
7. Brian Griffin (Family Guy) (Eliminated by Kane)
8. Kane (Eliminated by Santino first, then again by Undertaker)
9. Ric Flair (Eliminated by Homer and Owen)
10. Owen (Total Drama) (Eliminated by Peter, Cleveland, and Bender)
11. Mario (Eliminated by Cena)
12. Jeff Jarrett (Eliminated by Kane)
13. Ian Hecox (Smosh) (Eliminated by Jarrett, and then again by Sub-Zero)
14. John Cena (Eliminated by Lesnar)
15. CM Punk (Eliminated by Rock)
16. Luigi (Eliminated by Cena and Punk)
17. Anthony Padilla (Smosh) (Eliminated by Kane, then again by Critic and Nerd)
18. Master Chief (Eliminated by Anthony)
19. Undertaker (Eliminated by HBK)
20. Peter Griffin (Family Guy) (Eliminated by Triple H twice)
21. Alberto Del Rio (Eliminated by Cena)
22. Jeff Hardy (Eliminated by Del Rio)
23. Cleveland Brown (Family Guy/Cleveland Show) (Eliminated by Big Show)
24. Bender (Futurama) (Eliminated by Kane)
25. The Rock (Eliminated by Lesnar)
26. Chris Griffin (Family Guy) (Eliminated by Kane)
27. Chris Jericho (Eliminated by Big Show, Edge and Kane)
28. Mordecai (Regular Show) (Eliminated by Punk)
29. Spongebob Squarepants (Eliminated by Big Show)
30. Big Show (Eliminated by Ryder, Justin, Morrison, Santino, Ian, Geoff and Anthony)
31. Edge (Eliminated by Punk)
32. Michael Cole (Eliminated by Kane)
33. Squidward Tentacles (Spongebob Squarepants) (Eliminated by Undertaker)
34. John Morrison (Eliminated by Kevin Nash)
35. Wario (Eliminated by Big Show)
36. Rey Mysterio (Eliminated by HBK)
37. Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants) (Eliminated by Morrison and Justin)
38. Wade Barrett (Eliminated by Nash)
39. Justin (Total Drama) (Eliminated by Heather)
40. Geoff (Total Drama) (Eliminated by Nash first, then again by Lesnar and HBK)
41. Triple H (Eliminated by HBK)
42. Roger (American Dad!) (Eliminated by Undertaker)
43. The Nostalgia Critic (Eliminated by Triple H)
44. Zack Ryder (Eliminated by Homer and Punk)
45. Stan Smith (American Dad!) (Eliminated by Kofi)
46. Dr. Zoidberg (Futurama) (Eliminated by Justin)
47. Kevin Nash (Eliminated by HBK)
48. Randy Orton (Eliminated by Rock)
49. Kofi Kingston (Eliminated by Kane)
50. Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat) (Eliminated by Geoff)
51. Batman (Eliminated by Kane)
52. Evan Bourne (Eliminated by Kane)
53. Shawn Michaels (Eliminated by Stone Cold)
54. DJ (Total Drama) (Eliminated by Batman)
55. Muscle Man (Regular Show) (Eliminated by Cena)
56. Bridgette (Total Drama) (Eliminated by Lesnar)
57. AJ Styles (Eliminated by Batman)
58. Heather (Total Drama) (Eliminated by herself)
59. Brock Lesnar (Eliminated by Stone Cold)
60. Stone Cold Steve Austin (WINNER)
Wrestlers in order:
1. The Miz (Eliminated)
2. Santino Marella (Eliminated twice)
3. Dolph Ziggler (Eliminated)
4. Beth Phoenix (Eliminated)
5. Kane (Eliminated twice)
6. Ric Flair (Eliminated)
7. Jeff Jarrett (Eliminated)
8. John Cena (Eliminated)
9. CM Punk (Eliminated)
10. Undertaker (Eliminated)
11. Alberto Del Rio (Eliminated)
12. Jeff Hardy (Eliminated)
13. The Rock (Eliminated)
14. Chris Jericho (Eliminated)
15. Big Show (Eliminated)
16. Edge (Eliminated)
17. Michael Cole (Eliminated)
18. John Morrison (Eliminated)
19. Rey Mysterio (Eliminated)
20. Wade Barrett (Eliminated)
21. Triple H (Eliminated)
22. Zack Ryder (Eliminated)
23. Kevin Nash (Eliminated)
24. Randy Orton (Eliminated)
25. Kofi Kingston (Eliminated)
26. Evan Bourne (Eliminated)
27. Shawn Michaels (Eliminated)
28. AJ Styles (Eliminated)
29. Brock Lesnar (Eliminated)
30. Stone Cold Steve Austin (WINNER)
Other characters in order:
1. James Rolfe/Angry Video Game Nerd (Eliminated twice)
2. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) (Eliminated twice)
3. Brian Griffin (Family Guy) (Eliminated)
4. Owen (Total Drama) (Eliminated)
5. Mario (Eliminated)
6. Ian Hecox (Smosh) (Eliminated twice)
7. Luigi (Eliminated)
8. Anthony Padilla (Smosh) (Eliminated twice)
9. Master Chief (Eliminated)
10. Peter Griffin (Family Guy) (Eliminated twice)
11. Cleveland Brown (Family Guy/Cleveland Show) (Eliminated)
12. Bender (Futurama) (Eliminated)
13. Chris Griffin (Family Guy) (Eliminated)
14. Mordecai (Regular Show) (Eliminated)
15. Spongebob Squarepants (Eliminated)
16. Squidward Tentacles (Spongebob Squarepants) (Eliminated)
17. Wario (Eliminated)
18. Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants) (Eliminated)
19. Justin (Total Drama) (Eliminated)
20. Geoff (Total Drama) (Eliminated twice)
21. Roger (American Dad!) (Eliminated)
22. The Nostalgia Critic (Eliminated)
23. Stan Smith (American Dad!) (Eliminated)
24. Dr. Zoidberg (Futurama) (Eliminated)
25. Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat) (Eliminated)
26. Batman (Eliminated)
27. DJ (Total Drama) (Eliminated)
28. Muscle Man (Regular Show) (Eliminated)
29. Bridgette (Total Drama) (Eliminated)
30. Heather (Total Drama) (Eliminated)
Current rankings:
Amount of people entered: 60
Amount of eliminations (counts eliminations for people who came back) : 59
Amount in the ring: 12
Amount remaining to enter: 5
Eliminated in order: The Miz, Santino Marella (the first time), Angry Video Game Nerd (the first time), Brian Griffin, Dolph Ziggler, Ric Flair, Ian Hecox (the first time), Jeff Jarrett, Homer Simpson, Mario, Luigi, Beth Phoenix, Master Chief, Owen, Alberto Del Rio, Chris Griffin, Bender, Mordecai, Cleveland Brown, Spongebob Squarepants, Chris Jericho, Michael Cole, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Anthony Padilla (the first time), Wario, Squidward Tentacles, Kane (first time), Patrick Star, Peter Griffin, Roger Smith, Big Show, Zack Ryder, Santino Marella (again), CM Punk, John Morrison, Dr. Zoidberg, Wade Barrett, Geoff, Anthony Padilla (again), Homer Simpson (again), Stan Smith, Ian Hecox (again), Peter Griffin, Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd (again), Kevin Nash, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, Muscle Man, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, DJ, Sub-Zero, Triple H, Justin, John Cena, Geoff (again), Bridgette, AJ Styles, Batman, Kane (again), Undertaker, Heather, The Rock, Shawn Michaels and Brock Lesnar.
Winner: Stone Cold Steve Austin (with interference from CM Punk)
Records:
Iron Man (Longest lasting before being eliminated): John Cena (45 minutes and 11 seconds; first annual FFRR))
Runner Up: Undertaker (41 minutes and 30 seconds; first annual FFRR)
Rumble Dominator (Most eliminations overall): Kane (12; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: John Cena (6; first annual FFRR)
House Cleaner (Most eliminations in one match): Kane (12; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: John Cena (6; first annual FFRR)
Most flags used in one royal rumble: 8 (First annual FFRR)
15 (or less) Seconds of Fame (Shortest lasting before being eliminated): Michael Cole (1.8 seconds; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: Muscle Man (15 seconds; first annual FFRR)
Toughest Elimination (Elimination that involved the most people that teamed up for it): Big Show's elimination (7 people; first annual FFRR)
Runner Up: Owen's elimination (3 people; first annual FFRR)
Rumble Champ (Royal Rumble Winners):
1st: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Rumble All-Star (most victories in a Royal Rumble match): None (will not be rewarded until somebody wins two Royal Rumbles):
Runner Up:
Stay tuned for the next FanFiction Royal Rumble, which will probably come by some time next week! Woo woo woo, you know, and that's the bottom line because the Best CHAMP in the World IS HEEEEEEERE and you should FEED. HIM. MORE of what the ROCK... is cookin'! C'mon bay-baaay! *people's eyebrow*