So first things first…I have to say a huge thanks to CaraNo for the pimpage she has done for this story…I'm still blushing and amazed over how this story has been received. So thank you hun and everyone else who has tweeted, rec'd or just simply told a friend!
Because I love you all so much there will be five updated chapters today!
Right now I'll leave you with the first two.
Chapter 11
Bella's POV
Ewww.
Ewwwww...mother fuckin' ewww!
Why would anyone walk around with that chia-pet attached to their chest?
Buddy please put that thing away.
My best friend Alice is laughing her ass off at my obviously offended face, while her mother shakes her head at the Douchebag's antics.
Dear lord…why me!
Why can't he see that one…he's too old?
Two, he's too old…
And three…he's too old and hairy!
So not my style.
Yeah….