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I woke up to the smell of cinnamon and vanilla as well as a banging on my door. I groggily got out of bed and opened the door angrily and glaring at what woke me up. Emmy stood there in her little nightgown smiling up at me.
"It's breakfast time!" She said happily. My anger slowly melted away and I actually smiled; I was hard not to around her.
"What are we having?" I asked and slid on a tight tank top over my pajama pants.
"Well, Bella and Aunt Renee are making French toast and Uncle Phil was making pancakes with Easton. Mommy is making bacon and sausage and fruit and biscuits and eggs and orange juice!" She exclaimed excitedly and I laughed at her. She was too damn cute for her own good.
"Emmy you're six right?" I asked and she nodded.
"Six and a half!" She informed with a serious expression on her little face. I nodded trying to be serious with her but I was finding it a little hard.
"Sorry I forgot. Let's go get some breakfast I bet it tastes amazing" I said and scooped her up easily. She didn't protest so I assumed it was fine. Emmy counted the steps as we went down them and counted 11 in total. She was said she was practicing her counting.
"Good job!" I smiled and she smiled sheepishly. Everyone was outside enjoying their breakfast on the patio during the one of Forks' rare days of a clear sunny sky.
"What would you like little lady?" I asked and propped her on my hip. I filled her small kid's plate with one French toast, one pancake, some bacon, eggs, and pineapple. I poured her juice and she carefully held it in her hands as I made my plate. We joined the others outside on the patio chairs and sofas and Emmy nestled herself in my lap and ate quietly.
"How did you sleep Edward?" Charlie asked and I shrugged.
"I slept fine thanks" I answered and Ebony looked to us.
"So what are your guys' plans for today?" She asked.
"I want to hit the mall with a shopping buddy" Ella said and pulled out her phone. Who could she possibly be texting to go to the mall with in Forks? She lives in Jacksonville.
"I'm going to spa with Rosalie and Alice. We appointments a week ago and they aren't able to be changed" Bella said loudly and glanced to Ella silently giving her that message. I snorted to keep from laughing and she blushed from embarrassment of being caught.
"Oh Bella do you mind if I come with you guys? It's much better than going to the mall alone" Ella said and Bella blinked at her. I swear I saw Bella's left eye twitch and she gave a fake smile.
"Sure Ella that sounds fun" She said slowly but it sounded forced and with fake happiness. Ella smiled and went back to eating. Bella is the worst liar ever and even I could hear sarcastic and annoyed tone in her voice. Is Ella honestly this stupid that she couldn't hear that Bella clearly unwanted her?
"Auntie Renee can we go get our nails done?" Emmy piped up from my lap and I saw Renee smile at her.
"Sure! Ebony will you join us?" She asked and Ebony nodded.
"Of course! I think Elliot, Phil, and Charlie might stay here and watch sports" Ebony giggled and we saw all three of the men nod.
"Yes we are!" Phil answered and the boys hooted and hollered. I rolled my eyes and Easton elbowed me from my right and nodded over to them; they were now chest bumping and high fiving about the big game coming up.
"That's enough!" Renee laughed and they all slumped in their seats at her.
"Oh shoot!" Ebony hissed and sighed looking to Renee sadly.
"I forgot! Renee we need to go pick up a few things, but Emmy can't come, they're special things" She winked and Renee smirked. Easton, Ella, Bella, and I all looked at her in disgust, but she kept talking, "Bella what time are you leaving for the spa?" Ebony asked and Bella checked her phone and her eyes widened.
"In a half hour! That gives me enough time to shower, blow dry my hair, and get dressed. Ella come on hurry up, I will not be late!" Bella said irritated and Ella rolled her eyes.
"Bye guys!" She said quickly, giving her parents and family kisses on their cheeks. She ruffled m hair and ran into the house with a giggly Ella behind her.
"Belly don't worry we won't be late." She said and Bella glared, putting her plate into the sink with a big clank.
"Well, the girls can't watch her. Boys can you watch Emmy?" Ebony asked and the guys hesitated. I chuckled to myself.
"It sucks to be them" I whispered to Easton who was still eating to my right. He snorted and nodded.
"The only way I'd watch Emmy was if Mom paid me. She's so much fucking work" He muttered and forked a strawberry into his mouth. I nodded in agreement and looked to Ebony.
"We were planning on going to the liquor store and getting some beer and grub for the game, but if we have to" Charlie sighed dramatically in a guilt way and the rest of the men followed his example. I gave them props on pulling that card on her. Ebony rolled her eyes and ran a hand through her hair.
"Well she can't come with me and Renee! Not until we get back." Ebony sighed and I saw Elliot's eyes shift to me.
"No way" I muttered to him and he grinned, obviously not listening.
"Edward, Easton can you boys watch her?" He asked and I felt obligated to say yes.
"I'm going to the La Push reservation to see my friends so…I'm sure Easton can" I smiled and he gave me the 'Eat-Shit-And-Die' look. I bit the inside of my cheeks to keep form laughing.
"Mom, I'm actually going with Edward to hang out with Seth so I can't" He said with mock disappointment.
"Where the hell is she supposed to go?" Ebony exclaimed ad we all shifted in our seats.
"Edward can take her own to the reservation to play with Claire. Emmy do you want to play with Claire? She's your age, or maybe a year older but that doesn't matter" Charlie asked and Easton and I looked to one another uncomfortably.
One, Easton wasn't supposed to come with me. He just made that up to get away form Emmy and decided to invite himself. Two, I don't want to be stuck with Emmy all day long. Three, someone can only take so much from Claire and when Emmy gets fed up she's going to want me or Easton and I don't do that shit.
"Great! Thank you so much Edward! Come on Emmy let's get you ready!" Ebony said and plucked Emmy out of my lap and took her inside. I turned to the boys who were avoiding my gaze and glared.
"Thanks for leaving me with the six year old. I actually had plans today" I said annoyed. They bit their lips and sighed.
"And you! You didn't even tell me you were coming" I said annoyed to Easton who looked away from me.
"Sorry Edward" HE murmured and I pinched the bridge of my nose.
"Sorry" Elliot said and looked to his feet. I scowled annoyed and leaned back in my seat debating on whether or not to tell Jasper and Em the kid was coming along. I decided not to and went back into the house to get ready.
"Hey Edward?" Easton asked quietly and I turned around to look at him. I moved my hand in a gesture for him to continued talking. The freak.
"Would it be okay if I came with you today? I don't have anything else to do" He asked meekly. I sighed quietly and ground my teeth. This day just keeps getting better and better! I did appreciate he actually asked this time instead of telling me he was coming.
"Yeah sure, be ready to leave in 30" I warned and he nodded racing up the stairs. I shook my head at him and slowly went up.
I took a short shower and got dressed. I filled my pockets with all the necessary items and bounded down the stairs to leave.
"Edward are you taking me with you?" Emmy asked and I nodded. She squealed and put on her purple sparkly Vans faster than she was. Once she was ready she kissed her parents' good bye and I was forced to drive something other than my motorcycle. I drove at a 15 speed limit and all I wanted to do was hit the gas and drive in donuts.
"Fasten your seatbelt" I muttered once Emmy and Easton were all settled in. Bella was letting me borrow her truck since Alice was taking her canary yellow Porsche. This thing was a piece of shit. It was a double-clutch but it barely worked. I had the turn the key into the ignition more than three times to get it revved to life. It also wasn't very fast. When I pushed it too hard it wheezed and slowed down. I was forced to go at the speed limit of 15 and maybe twenty of I could get it to work properly.
I soon pulled up to the reservation where Jasper and Emmett were with the guys. I saw Jasper's Ducati in front of Jacob Black's house and parked to the all too familiar cars.
"Fuck yes" I sighed happily as I saw the boys in the backyard through the wrought iron side fence Jacob's backyard had.
"This place is scary" Emmy said once I unbuckled her and put her on my hip. She was scared of getting her new sparkly vans dirty. We knocked on the door and I saw Embry Call open the door and grin at me and scowl at Emmy and Easton.
"Who are the kids?" He asked annoyed and I pushed passed him into the house to see all the guys outside smoking joins and drinking Jack Daniels and other booze from a brown paper bags. This was such a great idea bringing a 6 year old and a little sophomore to a group of fucked up Quileute's and my best friends who were drinking booze and smoking dope in front of them
"Put that shit out we have a kid and sophy here" I hollered into the back yard and they all turned to us.
"Which kid?" Jared asked still continuing to smoke his small joint.
"This one" I answered and lifted Emmy up in my arm who was giggling at us.
"Which sophy?" Emmett asked looking up and I nodded over to a nervous Easton.
"Oh fuck Edward!" Quil groaned annoyed and stomped out his cigarette. I gave an upset sigh because I hated upsetting my friends. If they wanted to smoke a joint and smoke some booze they should feel free to do so. Hell even I was craving some of that and now I can't even use it. There goes my night.
"Sorry Quil I had no choice. If it were up to be I'd be sitting here doing…stuff" I said trying not to give it away. He rolled his eyes and pulled out a cigarette instead. He handed me one and we all sat there awkwardly trying not to say anything that will be repeated by Emmy.
"You guys are really tall" Emmy said breaking the silence and I snorted at their annoyed but amused looks. Emmett stands up and walks over to me to tower over a scared Emmy. She looked scared until Emmett smiled at her and scooped her up in his arms.
"I have an idea. Quil has a sister named Claire and she is seven or eight years old would you two want to hang out?" I asked. She became confused and crossed her little arms.
"Hang out?" she asked and I was reminded of her little vocabulary.
"Would you two want to play?" Emmett clarified and she smiled understanding what Emmett meant.
"Yes!" She squealed and Emmett grinned. Quil sighed, went into the house, yelled a little, and came out with Claire.
"Hi Edward!" Claire greeted politely and I nodded to her with a smile. Claire was seven years old and everyone's little sister. She was adorable and even when she annoyed the hell out of all of us.
"What's up Claire?" I asked and she shrugged saying nothing and it was then for me to introduce Emmy.
"Claire this is Emmy, Emmy this is Claire. Claire's older sister is going to watch you okay?" I asked her and she nodded. Vanessa, Claire's older sister, took the two girls inside to play.
"Whose the kid?" Jake asked and handed me a can of beer. I took it gratefully and snapped it open.
"Bella's cousin. I don't know why I got stuck with her" I said annoyed that I had to care for her the day. I love that kid, but only in small amounts at a time.
"Hey where's Seth?" I asked once Easton nudged me reminding me of him.
"Out with Leah at the store getting some more Jack" Embry grinned and I smirked.
"Well…have a smoke" Quil grinned holding out a joint. I held it in my hand, took one small drag, and sighed in contentment. I leaned back onto the patio chair and grinned to the boys. Easton stared at me in shock and I decided the kid needed o let loose and have fun.
"Here kid take it" I said and handed it to him. He took it and stared at it like he didn't know what to do. Jared gestured to him how and the kid took one drag, spluttered and coughed, then handed it back to me. We all drunkenly cracked up at him and I grinned.
"Today's going to be a fun day" I stated and we all clinked beer cans together in agreement.
~*My Teenage Delinquent*~
"Edward!" Bella hissed in my face once she was out of Alice's yellow car. It reminded me of a submarine painting that was in Billy's media room. I chuckled to myself. We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.
"Whatcha doing here Princess?" I slurred at her and she rolled her eyes, obviously disgusted with me. I chuckled at that.
"What the hell are you going to do when Charlie sees you like this?" She asked and Claire brought Emmy out to Bella. Easton came out as well and he grinned lazily at her.
"What the hell are you doing to do with me?" I asked of her and was now about an inch away from touching her chest. She gulped and backed up.
"I'm telling Charlie you're staying here for tonight" She murmured and backed up with Emmy against her chest.
"Are you going to tell on me, Princess?" I taunted and she glared. I held back yet another chuckle. I saw Easton heading here and he saw Bella and chuckled.
"Hey cous, what's up?" He asked slowly and Bella's eyes widened at him. Her mouth opened but the words didn't come out as she planned. She swallowed and turned to me.
"You didn't" She accused lowly and deadly. She didn't scare me.
"You still going to tell on me?" I inquired and she took a deep breath and looked to the ground.
"Good-bye Edward" She said in a hard tone and turned sharply on her heel into Alice's car. I watched them leave and turned to a smirking Jacob Black.
"Man, you need to tap that ass before I do!" He slurred. I glared at him and Seth gave me a weary glance.
Next thing I knew my fist connected with his face and my middle finger of all fingers was broken.
~*My Teenage Delinquent*~
"Get up" a harsh gravelly voice growled at me and I groggily opened my eyes. Charlie was standing there with a boxing glove in one hand and dressed in a pair of sweats and an old t-shirt.
"What do you want me for?" I asked annoyed from all the light forming into my room and making m hangover ten times worse.
"Get up" He repeated and threw me a pair of my flannel pajamas pants and a tight tank top.
"This is what you get for getting drunk and smoking dope and teaching it to my nephew. You deserve it for doing it in front of my 6 year old niece. Now get your ass dressed and meet me outside"
Ok I'm super sorry. I know I have been keeping you all waiting for a few weeks now and I'm determined to have two more chappies before this upcoming Thursday. I was so busy with exams and tests I didn't have any time to write but I hope you like this chappie and make sure to review!(:
XOXO Lizzy