Bonus Story*

My Fair Princess!

Young Ventus was a young boy with gorgeous locks. He had short blond spiky hair. He was the fairest of them all. He had 2 evil step-sisters and an evil stepmother!

"VENTUS!" They all yelled.

"W-What?" Ventus stuttered as he was mopping the floor.

His other sisters were Terra and Larxene. They always abused him and called him mean names. Ventus shrugged their angry gestures and vibes away. Like he always has.

His sisters walked arrogantly towards him and punched him," Go stay home, we're going to a ball!"

Ventus rubbed the back of his head," Owww," then he realized something," what ball?"

Terra sneered," Just the best ball ever, duh."

Larxene kicked Ventus in the stomach," Mom has the chores for you, whore."

Ventus bit back tears," O-Okay, good luck at the ball!"

Larxene snickered," We all know the prince is choosing me for his princess."

Terra kicked her in the crotch," Ew, no. We all know it's me!"

A shrill yell came rippling through the walls," KIDS!"

All of them started walking towards upstairs, Terra and Larxene kept on shoving each other on the way. Ventus just slumped behind them. They came to a big room.

In the room was Xehanort fixing his corset," Terra and Larxene, go get dressed properly."

They both replied in a scared manner," Y-yes mother!"

Ventus looked up at Xehanort, Xehanort was glaring daggers at him," You. Chores. Now!"

Ventus replied," I got them all done!"

Xehanort strutted towards Ventus and struck him across the face," DO THEM AGAIN!"

Ventus bit his lower lip and put his hand to the throbbing pain," O-okay."

Ventus hurried downstairs to the basement, where the laundry and his room were. He sat on his rough, straw bed. He put his hands up to his face and cried out.

"If only I c-could g-go… to the b-ball." He choked out.

"It's okay, I can help you!" A magical red headed fairy appeared.

Ventus sat on the bed with his face in complete shock and disbelief. In front of him was a clown looking fairy, she/he had red hair that was long, marks under the eyes, a pink poofy gown, cleats, and a goofy looking grin, equipped with a long sparkly wand.

"What the fuck..." Ventus rubbed his eyes.

"I'm Axel! You're fairy godmother!" The fairy grinned at him.

"Why are you here?" Ventus said bluntly.

Axel pretended to look hurt and plopped up on the bed next to Ventus," To help you of course, silly!"

"You're going to get me a unicorn?" Ventus said sardonically.

Axel frowned and shook his head.

Axel tapped Ventus's shoulder and whispered in his ear," I'm going to help you get to the ball."

Ventus's eyes were as big as saucers," Wh-What?"

Axel back hand slapped Ventus," Bitch please, I'm trying to help you."

Ventus nodded and glanced to his right. Axel frowned and stepped towards him some more," I shall help, got it memorized?" Ventus nodded quickly, still in disbelief. Axel tapped his wand on Ventus's head. And with the little tap, it gave Ventus a frilly green dress with black hooker shoes.

"What's with the shoes, Fairy godmother?"

"Oops, wrong princess," Axel grinned and with another tap of the wand it gave Ventus pumps.

"Wrong shoes too," Axel frowned and tapped Ventus's forehead again.

Ventus looked at Axel in disbelief. How could he have an idiot for a godmother? How could life be this cruel?

"Fuck this," Axel muttered under his breath. He just decided to give Ventus glass slippers.

Ventus face palmed and eyed Axel," Glass slippers, really?"

Axel hit Ventus in the face with the palm of his hand. Ventus stumbled back eyed the floor.

Axel tapped his cleats on the floor, he was contemplating. Finally a light bulb appeared over his head comically. He grabbed Ventus's hand and they magically appeared in the garden.

"What the fuck is wrong with this story?" Ventus muttered.

Axel pointed to the pumpkin patch and knocked on the biggest one. "This'll do just perfectly… my precious." Ventus flinched involuntary. This guy or she male was starting to get creepier by the seconds. Axel tapped his wand on the pumpkin and it turned into a coach.

"Lame, where are the horses?" Ventus frowned.

"Youungratefulsonofabitch," Axel narrowed his eyes and glared at Ventus. Axel grabbed a few mice out of his Justin Bieber limited edition fanny pack.

-0-

Part 1 out of 2. Forgive me. Writers block and I've been so busy. Ugh, sorry it was so late.

Ventus: Why the hell am I a freaking princess?

Vanitas: Princess/Prince kinky sex… hmm *Licks lips*

Ventus: *Flinches* CAPTIN!

Captin: Err Hi!:D *Pushes Ventus into a box*

Roxas: What the hell Captin?

Axel: Roxas, does this dress make my ass look fat?

Roxas: *rolls eyes*

Sora: Why am I here? D:

Riku: Shut up.

Kairi: Read and Review. You really don't have to review but it's nice.

Namine: I have a new inspiration for a picture. Ventus and Vanitas, Roxas and Sora are pretty cute too!

Captin: Okay, so what… I prefer SoraxRoxas over SoRiku. O: I just love it when Roxas is the uke!

Roxas: I thought I made a pretty good seme.

Captin: Well you "kinda" are like Ventus, you could be cousins/brothers/twins. NO TWINCEST UNLESS IT'S SORA AND ROXAS. D:

Sour: I told you that you like incest. =.= foolish Captain.

Captin: D: It's Captin not Captain.

Captin: As I was writing/saying… Ventus is an obvious uke and Roxas looks like Ventus. Sora looks like Vanitas and Vanitas is a pretty sexy badass seme.

Vanitas: Go on.

Namine: Hmm, details.

Kairi: Eww, gay love.

Xion: It's pretty cute.

Axel: WHERE'S THE PUPPY, DEMYX? D':

Demyx: Idk ; ~ ; Xigbard or Xemnas took it.

Marluxia: My pretty pink hair~

Larxene: You're so flamboyant. =.=

Captin: Anyways, I just want to clear this up. Roxas and Ventus are brother in the story. I will explain it later during Ventus's past 2 out of 2. Thank you! :D