Poor Bella!
Chapter 13
Bella's POV
Is he?
He wouldn't…would he?
Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick…he's, he's going topless.
Noooooooo!
What have I done...huh?
Why are you being so cruel Lord?
My poor retinas!
This guy's a hairy, cocky, big pimping reject who's attracted to me.
Why?
I swear the 90's called and threatened me if I sent him back.
Oh shit, is he coming this way?
Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck…he is.
Is it too late to hide?
Okay I'll be back with more in a bit…