Lol! Thanks for reviewing XaccemFlare… yet again xD! :P This is going to be so messed up xD! And! There will be a mob *evil grin*. I was listening to happy music while writing this! xD no smut… smut is for later in No Doubt. ;o AND THANK ALLAH FOR CUSSING! It seems that Vanitas and Ventus are the only OOC people. Also Terra… Xehanort and Larxene are still bad guys. I involved some character… okay a lot of KH 1- idk in this story because I like those characters. Thanks for reading! This is my longest chapter! So far…
Ventus: I have a bad feeling.
Vanitas: Panty skirts and frilly lingerie. *sing-song voice*
Ventus: W-What is wrong with you?
Vanitas: Watching me as the prince charming and you as a normal hot boy in an appealing dress. *coy grin*
Captin: *shoves Ventus in a box* I don't mean to abuse him in my stories! D: hurt/comfort pshh… I have a legitimate excuse ; A;.
Ventus: Bullshit.
Captin: **IMPORTANT** It took 3 days to write this … ehh, gomenasi. Word count: 3013
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Pursuit of the maiden
3rd person omniscient
Axel dangled 3 mice above the ground. "Perfect, just perfect," he exclaimed a little too loud. Ventus blushed as he fully took notice of the dress he was wearing. His green gown stopped mid-thigh. Yes, it was slightly poofy. But it had a tight fitting base, just a layer of silver poofy material. His glass slippers were still like stripper shoes. He frowned at that thought.
He was a maid not a common street corner whore. His glass slippers had long heels with hearts wedged in the top where the heel and shoe met. He glared at Axel who was oblivious to the blond staring at what he was doing. Axel had 1 mouse in his dress and was playing with the others.
"What the fuck," Ventus muttered under his breath.
Axel heard what Ventus said and wagged a finger at him," No bad words, this is a children story."
Ventus mock yawned and threw a comeback quickly at Axel," It's rated M, moron."
Axel rolled his eyes and stuck his tongue out at Ventus. He quickly grabbed the mouse that was in his dress and rubbed it against his cheek.
"Gross…" Ventus said towards the action.
"Eh… good luck," Axel pointed to the mice with his wand and it shot out a sliver sparkly ray. Ventus watched in amazement as two mice turned into horses and the other a coachman. Axel ushered Ventus into the coach and sat with him shortly after.
"Hurry up to the ball," Axel knocked on the seat.
Axel grew a serious expression and leaned in towards Ventus.
"Here's the game plan princess, to make sure you get into the military."
"Godmother, wrong story again," Ventus face palmed and shook his head.
Axel eyed Ventus suspiciously," Are you sure you're not Asian?"
Ventus shook his head," I don't know, what did you want to tell me?"
Axel looked out the window to examine the scenery. While he was still looking out the window he said," I'll get you to the ball, hun." He turned around to look at Ventus once more," You have to get out of the ball before midnight strikes."
Ventus laughed at what Axel said," So cliché, okay though."
Axel scrunched up his nose. How much did this kid know about fairytales? The coach came to an abrupt stop. Axel shoved Ventus gently out the coach and warned him about midnight, Ventus shook his head and smiled at Axel. He could hear loud music as he walked closer to the castle.
"TO THE WINDOW TO THE WALL!"
"AND THA SWEAT DROP DOWN MA BALLS"
Ventus rolled his eyes at the music. Really… get low?
"AH SKEET SKEET MOTHA FUCKA"
Well, Prince Vanitas was a peculiar prince. He was a bad boy, at least that's what he's heard from his step sisters. (A/N: Actually, they're the same people not gender-bent. Lol, I figured it'd be funnier. Insulting Xehanort to make him wear a friggin corset. Lol, life is good. Terra is a boy, Larxene is a ho, I mean ugh… damn… she's still herself.) Ventus walked up the stairs, such long stairs. He guessed it wasn't that bad. It could've been worse. He was greeted by the royal guards. He curtsied and smiled gently at them. They smiled back. (A/N: The guards are Organization XII besides Larxene and Axel.) Ventus double glanced at the blond guard who caught his attention.
What the… some guard looks like me! The guard looked at Ventus and they both looked into each other's eyes. Ventus smiled and hurried onto the dance floor. He didn't notice it, but he caught someone's attention.
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Prince Vanitas walked down the long ass stairs and waved to all the people who attended the ball. He grabbed a mic from his soon-to-be-gone dad and smiled. "Attention, attention everyone." As soon as he noticed he caught everyone's attention, he continued speaking his prepped up speech.
He took out a note card from his pocket and smiled at the people. "I would like to announce something important."
A random girl was getting held back by the guards as she tried running towards Vanitas," I WANT TO BARE YOUR CHILDREN!"
Vanitas nervously smiled back at the rabid girl. When she wasn't looking, he motioned an execution gesture and smiled at his guards. "Anyways, as I was saying." He comically smiled and sweat dropped as the same girl was foaming and waving awkwardly at him. He scratched the back of his head.
"I would like to say that I am looking for a spouse to marry and become my queen." Vanitas smiled and bowed. "I am looking fairest of them all." The ex-witch in the back took a long drag and muttered," So did I, but that Snow White bitch fucked it up."
Vanitas gave the mic back to his dad and made his way towards the dance floor. A certain blond caught his eye. He smirked and went towards the blond. He grabbed the blonde's hand.
Ventus felt something grab his hand and he flinched involuntary," H-Hi," he refused to look up.
Vanitas licked his lips absent-mindedly and checked the blonde out. Ventus looked up at Vanitas not knowing it was him and smiled. "Who are you my dear," Vanitas kissed the front of Ventus's hand and smiled sincerely at him. Ventus blushed," Ventus, yours?"
Vanitas smiled at Ventus and he was glad that the blond didn't pay attention to his speech and didn't know who he was. "My name is Vanitas." The blond gasped and then rushed to curtsy. "No need," Vanitas smiled and took Ventus's hand in his own. "Care to dance?"
Ventus nodded and they went to the center of the dance floor. Vanitas gave a signal to the DJ to start a good song. Apparently, cause of Vanitas's peculiar taste of music the awkwardness song came on.
"Touchin on my by 3oh3!, how interesting" Vanitas thought. Ventus showed his back towards Vanitas and looped his arm around Vanitas's neck. Vanitas firmly placed his hand on Ventus's hips. Hot damn, they both thought. Ventus smirked and grinded himself on Vanitas, Vanitas was following up with Ventus's rhythms. Vanitas leaned down and started kissing Ventus's neck.
Ventus turned around and pecked Vanitas on the lips.
"THAT'S HIM!" The angry mob full of girls shouted as they pointed to Ventus.
"Oh dear god," Ventus ran from the angry mob and out the doors into the garden. Vanitas ran towards Ventus. They kept up like this until the angry mob got tired and went to all go get some kool aid. Vanitas walked towards Ventus and kissed him fully on the mouth. They were behind the castle.
Vanitas and Ventus were in a passionately making out. Ventus was on the wall with his legs wrapped around Vanitas's waist. Vanitas smirked against the kiss and rubbed his hips against Ventus's.
"DING DONG!"
Ventus pushed Vanitas away and quickly ran out of the castle. He ran down the stairs, but accidentally tripped on the second to last step. He lost one of his shoes but he didn't care. He ran home like there was no tomorrow.
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The next day…
"WHERE ARE YOU VENTUS, WE NEED TO BRAG ABOUT THE BALL TO YOU," Ventus rolled his eyes as his "sisters" were bitching about nothing again. Xehanort entered his room and eyed Ventus suspiciously.
"Something… wrong," Ventus managed to breathe out as Xehanort gave him the evil eye.
"Nothing… nothing… just the prince is looking for the girl who ran away." Xehanort eyed Ventus once again. Ventus shrugged and smiled. "To your chores now, pig," Xehanort hit the back of Ventus's head. Ventus bit back the urge to slam Xehanort onto the floor.
Hmm I hope he finds me and takes me away from the hell hole. Ventus apologetically bowed to Xehanort and left his room to fulfill his duties that were waiting. He came towards the kitchen and grabbed the broom from the closet. As soon as his job was completed he sat down in the family room.
Ventus heard a knock on the door. Who could it be? "OPEN THE DOOR," he heard his sisters from the upstairs. He grabbed the knob and turned it. "We're here to kill you," the angry mob of girls said.
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Ventus's POV:
I ran away quickly from the angry mob, I made a stupid choice to tell Prince Vanitas my name. My "sisters" ratted me out hearing that Vanitas was searing for a princess named Ventus. Shit, nothing good ever happens to me at all! I had managed to escape the angry fan girl mob by flashing them. While they were stunned I slipped past them towards the woods.
My long poor torn dress was getting more torn by the minutes. It flowed in the breeze as I ran faster and faster. The dress itself stopped towards my feet. Curse long dresses. I sighed and clutched my dress, riding it up so it wouldn't get in my way.
The forest practically engulfed me as I realized I was lost. The trees looked as if they were mocking me. How funny, even the trees hate me. I brushed my bangs out of my eye as I came to an abrupt stop. I heard a wolf howl and I froze in my place. Shit, I made my way into Twisted Thicket.
Twisted Thicket was a supposedly enchanted place where elves, witches, warlocks, hobbits, fairies, and magical misfit creatures dwelled. I walked along a path I had found, it was a stone path. There were echoes in the forest. I stared at what was in front of me. It was a wooden cottage with… with chicken feet! I think I've heard a story of this before.
It was a Russian tale about some person going through the woods. Hmm, I can't seem to remember anything else about the tale. Nothing could go wrong I suppose. I went towards the house and knocked on the door. The door opened on its own and I gaped in horror at what I saw.
"Mhhmhhmm yesss!"
"Scream my name for me, baby!"
"SOOOOOOORAA!"
"Mhn, Roxas, you're so tight."
WTF, In front of me was the guard who looked like me and a brown haired boy who looked like Vanitas on the bed. Ugh, my lucky day. I face palmed and knocked on the wood. They both froze and I fully registered what the scene was in front of me. Two naked teens… err… men? Who apparently were having sexual intercourse?
They apparently were peter-puffers (A/N: A slang term for homosexuals). "Who're you and what are you doing here," I looked at the person who said it. It was the brunette, I quickly replied trying to stay calm," I am Ventus Strife," I kept on staring at the floor.
I heard the noise of clothes being pulled on and I waited a few seconds. A hand was on my shoulder and I looked up. "The names Roxas, and the bozo is Sora," the look-a-like told me. I smiled sincerely and nodded.
"I am not a bozo, Roxas," I heard Sora reply at what Roxas had told me. I smiled and in a long time, I laughed. "So what brings you here, to the humble home of ours?" I looked away from them for a moment feeling pressured slightly," I ran away from an angry mob."
I felt a pat on the back and I sucked in a breathe," Oh, so you're the one who the prince wants, eh?" I felt a blush creep up my features and I nervously giggled. "Yeah, I uhh… I'll just tell you the story." Roxas gestured towards the table I have not noticed yet, and I sat down on one of the chairs. I quickly told Roxas and Sora everything.
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3rd Person Omniscient:
Roxas had felt that everything Ventus had said was the straight up truth. On the other hand, Sora was laughing away and the story. Ventus felt that he could trust the young couple and told them about his fairy godmother.
"Here's the deal Ventus, you have to get to town for Vanitas," Roxas said in a serious tone.
Ventus nodded and smiled. Sora gave Ventus a set of clothes. This time instead of the normal dress, Ventus finally had a blouse with a pair of trousers. Ventus smiled, he had finally met someone besides the fairy godmother who was nice to him.
Ventus put them on and they went to town.
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"Is that Ventus," the angry mob called out.
"Ugh stupid fan girls, Ventus wears dresses," Ventus hissed.
The angry mob on fan girls nodded and went somewhere else. Ventus sighed and ran a hand through his locks. Meanwhile, Sora and Roxas were making out at the local pub. Ventus smiled and ran towards the castle. It was a 2 miles run but it was worth it. Ventus panted and knocked on the palace door.
"Hello, state your reason."
"I am Ventus, the maiden Vanitas wanted."
Suddenly he was brought in a tight hug. Vanitas eavesdropped on the conversation between a guard and Ventus. Ventus smiled.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE," a shrill scream echoed the walls.
Vanitas and Ventus, still in the hug looked up to see an angry stepmother. Xehanort was fuming, he had figured out it was Ventus somehow. The sisters were behind Xehanort. Terra was glaring daggers at Ventus, and Larxene was eyeing Vanitas flirtatiously. Ventus rolled his eyes," why are you guys here?"
"We sneaked in through the back door, anyways, you shall die," Xehanort yelled at Ventus.
What? Just then Axel appeared out of nowhere eating a doughnut. "Why are you here, godmother," Ventus asked in slight shock. Axel's face was stoic surprisingly," Look kid, Xehanort is going to summon a monstrosity." Axel paused for a moment," Here's a weapon, go defend yourself," and he disappeared.
"What…," Ventus looked at his hand and then with a flash of bright light, a keyblade appeared. (A/N: It's the keyblade that you get in Radiant Garden in BBS). Ventus looked up at Xehanort and was just in time to a see a monster appearing from the ground.
"VENTUS," Vanitas and Ventus whipped their heads around to see Sora and Roxas running towards them. Roxas, the one who yelled out Ventus's name had two keyblades in his hand. Sora only had one.
"Why do you guys have the same weapon as me," Ventus asked in curiosity.
"I'll tell you later," they both said a little too quickly.
A shrill cry came from the monster and it waved its arms around.( A/N: In BBS Terra's side of the story, the boss in the Enchanted Castle… A.K.A the Cinderella castle... how ironic) Vanitas back away and all three of the boys took stance. The monster turned around to Xehanort and the sisters. It engulfed them in darkness. They're cries of pure horror echoed the walls of the palace. Ventus frowned and shook his head.
The monster tried landing an attack on Vanitas. Without realizing it, Ventus's instincts made sure the keyblade was there to block the attack on Vanitas. Vanitas thanked Ventus in a shaky voice. Ventus turned his head to smile and Vanitas for a moment. The monster took advantage of it and flung one of its arms out at Ventus, hitting him in the chest.
"VENTUS," Sora cried out.
Roxas took the initiative and jumped up and sliced at the monster. The monster cried out and starting trying to land a barrage of attacks on Roxas. Sora looked to his lover and ran towards the monster. He did a combo move and managed to stick his keyblade inside the monsters chest. While that was happening, Ventus found an opening and cut on of the monsters hands off.
With a grunt of approval, Roxas dodged all of the monsters attacks. "What is this feeling," Ventus said as he was engulfed with enormous power. He had unknowingly achieved "Ghost Drive" (A/N: I know it's Aqua's uhm… I forgot what you call it. Like how Terra has the rock breaker thingy? Ghost drive is so awesome! It lets Aqua look like she's frozen while she's still attacking. And it's really fast to kill people with it.)
Ventus kept on landing quick and precise attacks on the monster. The monster crashed onto the ground and dissolved into darkness matter. All the people in the palace cheered. Vanitas bridal carried Ventus away from the crowd and kissed him on the lips. Ventus smiled into the kiss and wrapped his arms around Vanitas.
Roxas, Sora, and Axel were watching the couple while eating popcorn. "So, this was lovely," Axel said while eyeing the couple that were currently making out. "I bet you five bucks that Vanitas thought Ventus was a girl," Roxas smirked as he tried making the bet with Sora. Sora huffed in defeat and shook Roxas's hand in agreement.
THE FRIGGIN END.