Your reviews are seriously killing me…the small stories you share remind of a few of these characters I've come across in my life. But the one that stole the cake for me so far was this…
Thank you …yahalinus0420 this had me rolling!
**WARNING**
This mothafucka thinks he's the shit and can get any trick, ho, slut, etc. that he wants. He comes with a large head (not the one between his legs), delusional thoughts, and refuses to believe anyone/thing that does not pop into his ego inflated thoughts. He also bathes in cologne to insure headaches, dresses like a 20 year old gangsta (bling included) and swears he's the sexiest mothafucka to ever walk on God's green Earth.
How's that for a warning label? LMFAO! LOVE IT! ;)
Chapter 19
Bella POV.
"You little shit," I whisper yell.
"Who me? Couldn't be?" She had the audacity to answer.
Then who…my ass!
"I love you Al, but what were you thinking? Seriously?"
"Oh stop it B, he's not that bad!" Her eyes shone brightly as she giggled, she found this amusing...
Amusement at my expense…how lovely.
My glare cut her giggles short.
"Look Bella...he's a great guy once you get to know him," I opened my mouth to protest, but her hand covering my mouth shut me up.
"He's a bit out there...yes! His dressing style is atrocious, his physique needs some work and his pimp routine is a bit hard to swallow. But the man could be quite charming and endearing when he has been trained right. He just needs a loving hand to teach him the right behavior to have in public."
Is she selling me on a date or helping me pick a puppy?