Okay let's get this party started…
Chapter 27
Bella's POV
It is D day.
The day where I have to go on a boat...to the middle of the ocean...get this, with a man I barely know.
I'm going to fucking kill Alice!
What if this asshole tries to molest me?
Well, I guess I could just kick his ass.
Daddy did pay for ten years of karate classes.
I could do some damage to this wannabe pretty boy!
Try me big guy, I'm Bella Lee!
Okay getting back on track... so I'm meeting Edward out by the marina in two hours and can't find a thing to wear.
Well, let me rephrase that...something that at least covers my ass.
Where the hell did all my normal bikinis go?
Alice.
I'm going to kill that garden gnome!
Ohhhh someone's in trouble…