Chapter 3

I own NOTHING. Wait I do own the Oc's and plot but I still own NOTHING. I know that didn't make any sense...

Sasori's POV

"Kakuzu, Sasori! I'm so happy to see you both again. Your early and I am glad for that." Konan says as we enter the house that she shared with Pein. We both looked at her happy face. I could tell that the news that she and Pein wanted to share with us was both an important and very happy matter.

"What are you talking about Konan? We were here just last week." Kakuzu said. If you didn't know him better you wouldn't be able to tell much about him but if you did know him well enough you would be able to tell that he was smirking.

"But that was a long time ago." Konan objected.

"It wasn't that long ago." I tell her. I took my shoes off and put them by the door next to Konans own shoes and Pein's and Kakuzu's.

"To her it is. Also she can't wait to tell you both the news." I knew that voice, and knew it well. I turned my head to see Pein coming from behind Konan. "Hello Sasori, Kakuzu." He said kindly. He let out a smile. It was one of the rare kinds that he doesn't give out to everyone.

"Hello Pein." I said, letting out an equally rare smile.

"Hello." I could tell that Kakuzu was also smiling.

"Kakuzu. You know that you don't have to wear that mask when your here." Konan says. She didn't like Kakuzu's mask and really neither did I but I can understand the reason he wore it.

"I know." He sighed and took off his mask, putting it on the shelf near the door. "I am just used to wearing it. Even when you guys are the only ones here." He said as he turned back to look at us.

"So how about we go to the living room? I have some snacks made and I will get them as you guys set everything up." Konan said with a smile. Pein nodded as Konan disappeared into the kitchen. We watched her go and then Pein led us into the living room.

"I really don't feel like playing Poker today. So I thought we could do something different." He said turning to us. He looked at us with a raised eyebrow. We both got his silent question.

"Saves me some money." Kakuzu says with a shrug.

"I am fine with it." I reply.

"So what do you guys want to do then?" Konan asks as she comes into the room with some chips and dip. Also with some soda's. I raised an eyebrow. She was asking us, not ordering us. What happened to the Konan I know? I shrugged it off. It was probably just mood swings due to something. Now that I think about it, it might be her time of the month. I just hope that she wouldn't start the PMSing again.

"Watch a movie?" Kakuzu suggested. I nodded. I thought watching a movie would be better than just playing poker all the time.

"Sounds fine with me." Both Konan and Pein said at the same time.

"What movie do you guys want to watch?" Konan asked. She still had that bright smile on her face.

"I am in a mood for a comedy." Pein says. "What about you guys?" He asks looking at Kakuzu and I.

"I guess I could deal with a few laughs." I comment.

"Good because you are going to deal with lots of them. Seriously Sasori you need to laugh more." Konan says, giggling a little. Yep, that proves it. Definitely mood swings.

"We can stay up for a while watching movies sense it's not like we have school tomorrow." Pein says.

"True and Kakuzu doesn't have to give Hidan a ride to school." I tease. I only ever did this with anyone other than my close friends. They should feel privileged.

"So true." Konan says with a laugh while Pein smirks. Kakuzu just makes no comment.

"Lighten up Kakuzu, it's only a joke and you know it." Pein tells him. "Now back to choosing a movie."

"How about 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'?" Kakuzu suggests.

"That sounds like an awesome idea." I tell him and I see Konan and Pein nodding.

"I love that movie." Pein said with a large smile. Honestly who doesn't love that movie.

"So it's settled!" Konan said happily. "We will first watch 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' and then if you want we will watch all the Scary Movies." She had a beyond huge smile on her face.

"All right but how about before we watch the movies you tell us what the big news is." I say. My impatience was getting the better of me. I wanted to know what they had to tell us!

"Impatient as always I see." Pein said with a smirk. "We will tell you." We sat down on one of the couches while Pein and Konan sat on the other one.

"So what is it?" Kakuzu asks. He has a patience level that is close to mine and the people who knew me knew that I barely had any patience.

"I'm pregnant!" Konan burst out happily.

"Congratulations!" I tell her. This was so unlike me but I got up and gave her a quick hug. It was supposed to be quick but she wouldn't let go of me. I didn't like people touching me like this but sense she was my friend and it was a happy day for her was the only reasons that I was allowing it.

When she finally let me go I looked and saw Pein with eyes glowing with happiness. I also saw a smirk on Kakuzu's face. We were all happy for the new arrival that would be coming, especially Pein and Konan. Speaking of Konan she looked at both of us brightly.

"Also when this child is born we want to make sure that he or she is well taken care of." Konan started.

"We doubt that anything will happen to us but we can never be sure. So if anything does ever happen our child is intrusted to you both." Pein finished.

"So you want us to be this kids' godfathers." Kakuzu said shocked. It wasn't a question, it was a statement, a true one at that. Konan and Pein both nodded.

"But we both can't be godfathers, can we?" I say. I was also shocked by all this.

"Well we would like you both to take care of our child but we know that you both can't, so we decided sense Kakuzu already has Hidan to take care of, Sasori you will be this child's' godfather." Pein said. "We have thought on who would be the best and we decided that sense you are one of our closest friends-"

"-and that you have great qualities that we love." Konan said interrupting her husband.

"Yes." Pein coughs, looking a bit awkward at that comment. "We think that you will be a good teacher to our child." He finishes.

"Thank you. I'm honored." I say.

"What about the godmother?" Kakuzu asks.

"Well I really hadn't thought that far. I really don't have anyone in mind for that." Konan said.

"Well I really don't think that you need a godmother with Sasori watching over the kid." Kakuzu says.

"Thanks." I mumble. I really wasn't expecting that, not from Kakuzu.

"No problem. Hey and Pein, Konan you guys can see how well of a mentor Sasori is within the next few weeks." He adds. I frown at him. I had forgotten about the brat that I agreed to teach, for the most part anyway.

"Oh? What do you mean by that?" Konan asked.

"Well today Sasori had me stop at hi favorite art gallery and he ran into Hidan and this new kid. He looks like a girl and he asked Sasori to be his teacher."

"Begged is more like it." I mutter as Kakuzu finished his quick explanation.

"So who is this new kid."

"His name is Deidara. He just moved her to be with his uncle. Also before you say anything, he thinks that true art is fleeting and I have to teach him that true art is eternal."

"Really? Anything else? Who is his uncle? Will he be apart of Akatsuki?" Konan questioned. We seem to have gotten of subject about the whole Konan and Pein having a kid thing. Damn Kakuzu. Why did he have to open his mouth.

"It is true that he looks like a girl. Like that one in Itachi's little brother's year. Ino was it? Anyway he sort of looks like her. All I know is that he just moved here from who-knows-where and Hidan for some odd reason seems to like him. I also do not like his uncle one bit." I reply.

"Why not? Who is his uncle?" Pein asks. I stayed silent so Kakuzu answered for me.

"Haki Iwa. You remember him don't you?"

"Of course. Who doesn't remember that bastard." Pein growled.

"I didn't know that he had a nephew." Konan said thoughtfully.

"Neither did I but then again I don't really care." I say indifferently.

"Remember he had a sister about 3 years older than him." Pein said. "She also dropped out when she was 16."

"It might be because of Deidara. She probably didn't want to be pregnant and at school at the same time." Kakuzu said. "So she dropped out and left town with her boyfriend."

"Your probably right." I said, giving an approving nod to the scarred man next to me.

"So tell us again why you agreed to teach him." Konan said. I sighed. I didn't like repeating myself and she knew it.

"He thinks art is fleeting and true art is eternal, not fleeting." I state. "Also it would be amusing to see what Haki does if he ever finds out that I am teaching his nephew."

"So your saying that it has nothing to do with the fact that you think he is attractive?" Konan questions.

"What the hell Konan!" I think I was starting to see her gain in this. "Why on earth would I think that that brat is attractive."

"Well Kakuzu said that he looked like a girl and you said it yourself that he looked like one too. Also you are bi."

"So! Just because I am bi doesn't mean anything. Also I said that he looked like that Yamanaka girl in Sasuke's year and if somebody found that attractive there is something wrong there." I say with a shake of my head.

"So your not attracted to him?"

"No! I am not! Pein control your wife." I looked at my pierced friend.

"Sorry Sasori." He says, smiling apologetically. I didn't believe that look. "I can't if I even try to she just might castrate me." He adds. So that's why. He wants to save his own testicles. I guess I can't blame him, I would too.

" Fine. Anyways how did we get from discussing your soon to be child to my sexuality?" I say with a frown.

"Because Konan felt like bringing it up." Kakuzu said.

"Thanks a lot Kakuzu." I mutter.

"No problem." Then we all sat back and started watching the movie.

Deidara's POV

"Deidara where the hell were you?" Haki growled as I came through the door. I had spent the whole afternoon with Hidan while he showed me around the places he and his friends normally hung out. I rolled my eyes. I knew that it was dark out but Haki never told me what time to be back.

"I was out, un. This kid named Hidan was showing me around." I tell him.

"Hidan. I think I remember a kid with that name. He is messed up in the head so don't listen to him. Also do you know what time it is?" I nodded and looked at the clock.

"8:30, un." I mutter.

"Why weren't you back earlier?" Haki demanded.

"You told me to go explore the place and you never told me when to come back, un." I reply. I wanted to say more but I didn't dare to. I didn't know how much he had had to drink, if any. Instead I added. "I also found an Art Gallery." That seemed to make him into a little better mood.

"Really? What art gallery was it?"

"Amazing Arts, un."

"That is a good gallery I will admit but it's not the best." Haki states. I was about to argue with him because it looked like it was awesome but before I could say anything he continued. "There is a gallery at the other end of town and it's called 'Liberty' it is better than Amazing Arts any day."

"Why do you say that, un? It looked like a great gallery."

"It is a good one but Liberty is better. There are less annoying people there and the people who work there actually care about art. Unlike the kids that work at Amazing Arts, but there is one kid that is skilled but his views are messed up."

"What do you mean by annoying people? They hire kids there? What do you mean by messed up, un?" I knew I shouldn't be asking this many questions but I was curious by nature. Probably not the best thing in the world sense curiosity killed the cat.

"Yes annoying is just what I said. They hire kids there. There is this one kid named Sai he is a good painter but that's it. By messed up is that there is this kid named Dean," I thought that his face turned into a scowl for a second but I might have imagined it. ", he likes all kinds of art and he thinks that true art is anything that you want it to be. At least he isn't as messed up as Sasori." He said with scorn.

"You know Sasori, un?" Wow. Time keeps coming at you with the same questions, huh.

"Unfortunently." Was the reply I got. I thought I saw pain and sadness go through his eyes. I could have sworn it. I needed to know what had happened between my uncle and Sasori but before I could ask Haki got back to his old self. "Go to bed."

"What, un? But it's only 8:30." I objected.

"I don't care. Just go to your room." I frowned but did as he said anyway. When I got into my room I locked the door and took off my clothes, leaving me in my boxers. I might as well try to sleep. I laid down in bed and closed my eyes. I laid there for what felt like hours before I actually fell asleep.

I am sorry! I was planning on updating this two days ago but 3 is my unlucky number. Once I get to the 3rd chapter I can't get past it. To make it up to you I will try and update it again tonight. Maybe even 2 times tonight if I find the time. Also I will try and update as much as possible over the weekend.

Not sure how much I will get done though.