Numero tres!
Chapter 29
Reaching the marina, I see his boat and I'm impressed.
Beautiful piece of machinery.
Its huge and matches my navy blue micro bikini, that Alice so kindly let me wear...believe me this itty bitty scrap covers more than the others would have.
The yacht's name is extremely unique and quite ghetto if I'm being honest.
Really? Who names their vessel…MY KITTY BOO-BOO?
And are those my lips sucking on the Y?
I knew this was a bad idea...
My only option to get out of this tornado is to run and get away, before he sees me.
But alas, Jesus must be mad at me for swearing excessively this week...because here he comes.
In, oh my god...is that a blue sparkly Speedo?
Two more to go…and it only gets better!