Chapter 4

I am so so so sorry. I said I was going to update this but I never did. I am so sorry! I hope you will all forgive me. I swear to make it up to you all.

Timeskip to Monday

Deidara's POV

"Hey blondie!" I looked over to see Hidan shouting and waving like a mad mad. Maybe he is a mad man. I had just arrived at the school and we still had about 10 minutes before School started. I sighed and looked back at Hidan. "Get the hell over here Deidara!" I chose that time to slowly make my way to were he sat with a boy with coal colored eyes and long black hair tied in a loose ponytail and another boy wearing a swirly mask.

"Hey Hidan, un." I say when I get over to them.

"Took you fucking long enough!" Hidan huffed. "Now this is Itachi Uchiha and Tobi Uchiha." He said, indicating the boy with the long black hair and the boy in the swirly mask. "Hey Tobi were is Madara?" Hidan asked.

"Madara said that he would be at school later and that he would see us at lunch." Tobi said. He then bounced to his feet and grabbed onto my hand. He started to shake it rapidly. "Hello Deidara-senpai. Tobi's a good boy!"

"Tobi get off of him." Itachi said calmly as Tobi continued to shake my hand.

"Fine Itachi." Tobi said and sat back next to the other Uchiha.

"Nice to meet you all, un." I say with a slight smile.

"You haven't met all of us. Tobi has a twin brother. That bastards name is Madara. Him and Tobi are like opposites. Madara is fucking evil while Tobi is all cheery and happy all the time."

"Hidan must you use such profanity's?" Itachi asks the zealot.

"Yes!"

"Why?"

"You fucking know why, you damned weasel! Jashin loves it!"

"So what do you have Senpai?" Tobi asks and before I had a chance to answer Tobi had taken the schedule, that I didn't know I was holding, out of my hand.

"You have Homeroom with all of us! Yay!" Tobi said. "Then you have English with Hidan and Itachi! Then Math with Itachi and Madara! You have Lit. with all of us! Then Lunch with all of us of course! After that you have Gym with all of us!-

"Dude how the hell can you be happy about that?" Hidan interrupted but Tobi didn't care so he just kept on cheering.

"Then you have a Free Period with all of us! Then you have Art with Hidan and Itachi!"

"Hidan what did you mean by not liking Gym, un?" I ask. He shuttered.

"Deidara you will see for yourself." He replied solemnly.

"So Deidara will you be a part of our group now then?" Itachi asks.

"Of course! Senpai has to be!" Tobi cried. He was starting to creep me out. My first impression of the kid said that he was crazy but now I think that he is just insane.

"I think so, un." I tell them uncertainly.

"Of fucking course you are." Hidan stated. "First off Sasori has agreed to teach you, which in my fucking opinion is little more than a damned miracle, also I like you."

"We just met Saturday, un." I wasn't sure how he could come to like me by spending one day with me.

"Hidan takes first impressions to heart." Itachi stated cooly. "So you must have had a first impression that said something that he liked."

"If I remember right my expression had some sort of hostile look to it, that's how I felt anyway when he ran into me, un."

"That's it then." When I looked confused he added. "Hidan is a masochist so that is why he liked your first impression."

"Oh, un. I guess he did explain the whole Jashinist thing to me." I could feel all the eyes of the people who were staring at me.

"Just so you know try and stay away from those two girls over there." Itachi said pointing at a girl with short pink hair and a girl with long blonde hair up in a high ponytail.

"Who are they, un?" I ask.

"Ino Yamanaka is the blonde one and Sakura Haruno is the one with pink hair. They are the biggest sluts in this school."

"Whores." Hidan said.

"Both."

"Hey! Senpai looks like Ino!" Tobi said. I turned a fierce glare to the idiot.

"I do not look like that thing, un."

"Deidara I am sorry to say that you kind of fucking do." Hidan said.

"I do not, un!"

"You do." A voice spoke from behind me. I turned to see a kid with bronze colored hair and gray eyes. He had a slight tan. I had to admit, he looked like a miniature version of Haki. He even sounded a little like my uncle.

"I do not, un! And who are you?" I look at him, confused that he just came out of nowhere.

"Stop arguing about it because you do and everyone is going to say so. Also my name is Dean Jones." Dean says calmly. I frown at the first thing he said and I was about to say something but Itachi asked something before I could.

"Why aren't you with your friends?" The Uchiha asked.

"Those idiots don't deserve my time of day." Dean said. "The only reason I am normally around them is because my cousin thinks that it is best." He didn't say anymore but then someone spoke. It sounded like Tobi but more serious and dark.

"Dean what are you doing over here?" I looked to see a man with spiky black hair, pale skin, and red eyes.

"Hello Madara and I am getting away from my so called friends." Dean said.

"You still don't like them?"

"No. Never did, never will."

"Madara I knew you fucking knew him but I didn't know that you were friends." Hidan said with a frown. He was trying to figure out what was happening.

"Yes I know him." Madara says. "He is a good friend."

"I am going to hang with you for a while today." Dean tells us.

"Fine. As long as your brothers don't join us."

"What is going on, un?" I ask. I was just as confused as Hidan was.

"I normally hang with the popular crowd over there." Dean says, pointing to the popular people. "But I don't want to put up with them and Madara doesn't like my brothers." He explained. To Madara he added. "Don't worry. They both have suspensions for today so I am having a friend make sure they don't burn our house down."

"You have brothers, un?"

"Yes I do." Dean says, glancing at me. "Daren and Dylan. They are twins."

"You don't say, un. How many twins are in this school?"

"Two." Itachi says. "There is Madara and Tobi and then there is Daren and Dylan."

"So what do the other two look like, un?" I ask.

"You will see them around. They are a year younger than us but they are in our year because they skipped a grade." Dean said. "Anyways, don't worry about dealing with classes today because we aren't having them."

"What do you mean, un?" I ask.

"Ya what do ya fucking mean?" Hidan seemed confused too. Tobi did as well but so far he was an idiot.

"If you actually paid attention during school you would know that we aren't having an actual school day today, we are having basically do whatever you want day." Dean explains. "I will talk to you guys later." He says and then walks off as the bell rings.

"Is he telling the truth?" Tobi asked, bouncing around.

"Yes he is." Madara says. "We are just having a free day all day today. Except for Gym and Art and of course Lunch." He starts to walk off.

"Hey Madara! Where are you going?" Tobi asked.

"Office. I have to talk with the Principal." Was the answer. That left the four of us alone by the tree while a lot of other students stood around chatting.

"So what do we do now, un?" I ask.

"Talk about you and your new mentor of course." Hidan declared.

"It's a miracle that you didn't cuss in that sentence." Itachi said and that made Hidan frown.

"I don't fucking cuss all the time."

"Back to the cussing so soon I see." The weasel said. He then turned to me. "So how did you get Akasuna to teach you?"

"He said that he had to teach me the true form of art when I already know that true art is fleeting, un." I said.

"I am assuming Sasori didn't like that."

"The idiot kept saying that true art is eternal and it's not, un. It's fleeting."

"Wow this is going to be a long while before he changes your mind, won't it?"

"He will never change my mind, un! Hopefully I will change his."

"That won't fucking work." Hidan said.

"Why won't it, un?" I ask.

"Because Akasuna has always believed art is eternal and he will always continue to believe so."

"I can still try, un."

"Suit yourself."

"I think that Konan is going to try and make it so that Sasori fucks you senseless." Hidan tells me with a smirk planted on his features.

"What, un!"

"Hidan, you know that Konan wouldn't do that." Itachi said.

"The hell she wouldn't."

"What do you mean, un?" I ask. I was worried. I didn't want to get into Sasori's pants. But you thought he was attractive. I told myself to shut up and tuned back into the conversation.

"Konan is a friend of ours and she wants to get Sasori together with somebody. That bitch thinks that yaoi is the best thing ever. Also she is fucking obsessed with Sasori getting a girlfriend or boyfriend. She would lean towards boyfriend though."

"Yes she is obsessed with yaoi but she hasn't met you yet and I doubt she would do that." Itachi said, trying to reassure me. It wasn't working.

"You are a guy who Sasori will be sharing his time with almost everyday and so you will get closer and closer until he finally gets into your pants and then you both will be fucking like rabbits." Hidan states.

"Should I be worried, un?" I ask.

"No, not unless Konan starts to tell you things about Sasori that you don't need to know." Itachi tells me. I still felt the need to worry though.

"Not really. I mean you might want to though sense Konan isn't the only fucking one that is trying to get Sasori with somebody. His old bitch is trying to pair him up with some of the people she knows."

"Old bitch, un?"

"He means Chiyo!" Tobi said, bouncing around. I thought that he went with Madara but I guess not.

"Who, un?"

"Chiyo. She is Sasori's grandmother and she is a terrible old woman." Itachi explained.

"She fucking likes to set Sasori up on some blind dates. He has no choice to go because Chiyo knows for a fact that he doesn't have a fucking job."

"Like who, un?" I ask.

"Well you see Sakura over there." Itachi says and I nod. "Well she learns some things from Chiyo and they are good friends. Sakura, being the slut/whore that she is, is attracted to Sasori because of his looks. Most girls are actually he still looks like he did when he was 15. Chiyo tries setting up dates for them every now and then but Sasori always finds a way out of them."

"Okay, un." I was about to say more but an announcement came out over the school.

"Okay students! As you know we made a deal that if no more than 4 people got detentions within the month we would have a Free Day. You made your goal and so today is your Free Day. I know that it isn't completely free because you have to participate in Gym, Art and/or Wood shop. So right now I want you all to head to your 6th period class. Enjoy your Free Day!" Then the intercom clicked off.

"No! I need to get the hell away from here!" Hidan said looking around.

"Hidan calm down."

"You know what Itachi! Go fuck yourself! I can't deal with Gai Sensei at the beginning of the day!"

"I doubt he's that bad, un." Hidan and Itachi looked at me as if I was insane.

"You have no fucking idea how bad Gai is."

"I believe he is an ape that failed to evolve." Itachi stated.

"So on to gym then!" Tobi said happily, grabbing onto Hidan and myself, who in turn grabbed Itachi so that he wouldn't have to suffer alone.

"Tobi as soon as you let go of us I am going to fucking sacrifice you to Lord Jashin!" Hidan yelled but Tobi seemed unfazed and continued to drag us to the Gym.

"Tobi! We can walk, un!" I yelled over Hidan's constant cursing.

Also I know that Tobi is just Madara's cover but I wanted them to be twins in this story. Though Madara won't be in the story that much sense he is a mysterious character and yes I did add a set of twins in this and I have a plan to use them in this story for the goof of all yaoi lovers everywhere!

Please like I said forgive me. I didn't really have time to update it when I said that I would so for that I am sorry. I will make it up to you in the only way I know how! Would you like some cookies?

Haha but no. I will not give you cookies I will give you more updates! I will update this and then I might update it again and I will try and update My Family's Banker and My New Little Brother.

Tell next time.