yagalinus0420...baby, you are seriously carcking me up!
**WARNING**
This mothafucka not wears sparkly speedos that make you seriously question his sexuality...but also names his boat after his flavor of the month and to top it off, it's a 100% ghetto nickname which means he doesn't believe is regualr pet names such as pookie, sugar, snookums, pumpkin, etc. He not only has a chia pet growing on his chest...but also in more questionable areas which I must add a MAY CAUSE CHOKING AND HAIRBALLS label...
Chapter 30
Edward's POV
Ahhh, there's my saucy Kitty.
Looking all fly.
My, my, my, look at those thighs and fuck me...that ass.
Good lord almighty her lady lumps are out of this world.
So juicy.
So bitable.
So...fuckable!
This woman's going to be the death of me.
What was it Sir Mix Alot said?
Ohh that's right...
I like big butts and I can not lie.
You other brothers can't deny.
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist.
And I round thing in your face you get sprung.
Spoken like a true poet, that man.
Being sexy lets you become one intellectual mother fucker!