It took a little time to get back to this story. OK! If you have any thing that would make this story better, please send it in. Thank you! Also, some constructive criticism wouldn't be half bad either. Again, thank you! Anyway, last time Smiles woke up from a rather creepy dream! Now, let's see what happens next! Roll film!

Disclaimer: Don't own anything but Smiles!


(Smiles's Pov)

Whatever Phineas and Ferb were building today, it was huge. And spherical.

"Hey Phineas!" Isabella said, walking through the gate.

"Watcha' doin'?" I asked, coming in right behind her.

"Hello Isabella." Phineas replied, ignoring me completely. "We're making a false-reality chamber. The problem is, we need someone to control it while we're in there, something that we have realized after that unescapable tower mistake." Phineas explained. No one volunteered. I sighed.

"I'll do it." I said, raising my hand. Phineas had a look on his face, as if he had just swallowed a gallon of dirt.

"Really? Don't you want to take a go at the dome?" Isabella asked.

"No. I can take a turn later. Ya know. If Dr. D's -inator doesn't take it first." I smiled. That is what I don't understand. Dr. Doofenshmirtz was an evil scientist. And Phineas liked him more than me. The evil scientist that battled his pet secret agent everyday was more liked by Phineas than me. I've changed, really I have. After a moment Phineas frowned in annoyance.

"Fine." He went over the controls on the panel real fast. I nod catching every bit of it. "I'm trusting you." Phineas said, doing the 'I've got my eyes on you' gesture. I must admit, despite what I've been through, that was pretty intimidating.

"Calm down. What's the worse that can happen?" Ferb let out a moan. I guess I shouldn't have said that. The three walked into the room, the doors closing with a hiss behind them. Now for the fun to begin... but first... I pulled out my phone and made a quick text to a certain someone.

"Alright Smiles." Phineas's voice came from the speaker. "Let's start with something simple. Try a scene from Pinhead Pierre." I clicked a button and let Phineas wait. After the first minute Phineas started getting impatient. "Smiles? Smiles, put the program up." After another minute, he walked over to the door and started pulling, to no avail. "Smiles! You jerk! Open this door!" Phineas yelled, pounding and pulling on the doors, followed by Isabella and Ferb.

"Phineas you did build this contraption. You should have known better." I whisper to noone in paticular. Then there is a clunk, and I was seeing triple. I fell facefirst on the grass.


"So, what happened?" Doof asked. He was leaning forward, ready for more. Perry was giving me a look that read 'you better not have done what I think you have done.'

"I was getting there." I said, rather hurt.


I woke up, trying to move my arms. When they wouldn't, I tried to move my feet. After this, I tried speaking, getting a few gargles and a few mumbles. I tried opening my eyes, squinting against the glare. I was still seeing stars and I could feel a bump starting to form on my head. Looking down, I could see the ropes binding me to the chair.

"Well well well. You woke up rather quickly." A hand grabbed me by the collar and pulled me to meet a person's face. A lovely, angry face.

"Gurh bu aurdiesogn." I gurgled.

"Tell us how to open the machine. Now." The girl demanded, pulling her Fireside girls hat down on her deep brown hair. She ripped the duct tape from my mouth, prompting a scream in pain from me. "The machine. Now."

"OOOOW! THAT HURT!" I yell. Her emerald eyes squinted darkly at me.

"The machine." She snarled.

"Do you have any idea how much that smarts? OW!" I would be holding the raw spot around my mouth, if I could move my hands. She tightened her grip on me, actually lifting both the chair and me with her small, rosy-tinged arms.


"Wait wait wait! I've bought my share of Fireside Girl sweets. I know exactly who you're talking about! Your sweet on that annoying Adyson Sweetwater!" I could feel my cheeks tinged a deep red. "I can't believe it! You can kidnap the daughter of an evil scientist without him noticing, kidnapped a grade-A secret agent, and open a portal to Limbo, but you get stopped by a small group of small girls. Wahahahahahaha!" Doof laughed. Ignoring him, I moved on with the story.


"What's going on here?" A new voice asked from the fence.

"Oh thank god. The cavalry has arrived. Can you untie me?" I ask the punk. She walks over and starts working at the ropes.

"How'd you get tied up in the first place?" Vanessa Doofenshmirtz asked.

"Misunderstanding." I replied. I rubbed my wrists first chance I got. "Ow. You sure know how to tie a rope." I walk over to the machine and start pushing buttons. Over the screen, the white room turned to a cafe, two tables with the names Phineas and Ferb, as well as Ferb and Vanessa.

"W-what the-?" Phineas asked, turning from the door.

"Sorry guys!" I say into the intercom. "I was ambushed by Isabella's group of amazons." There is a bunch of laughing behind him. "Yeah yeah. Laugh it up." I grumble. I click a button, allowing the doors to open for Vanessa. She ran in, engulfing Ferb in a hug.

"Smiles? Did you lock us in here so we would wait for Vanessa?" Isabella asked. I click a few buttons, an alarm goes off over her head.

"Winner! Give the girl a prize!" A teddy bear lands in her hands. Two burgers appear on each table, along with a single malt with two straws and a bowl of fries to share. "Enjoy! Ring if you need anything!" I turn away from the moniter, a satisfied smile on my face. "I'm grabbin a drink. Anyone want anything?" I ask the group of Fireside Girls behind me.

"Lemonade." Gretchen requested.

"Same here." Holly also said.

"Cola please." Katie said.

"Juice if you got it." Millie said.

"Can I please have a glass of water?" Ginger asked.

"Root Beer. Make it a double." Adyson said. I felt my face flush.

"I'll get right in those." I say through my embarrassment. I run into the house.


SERIOUSLY! I AM GOING CRAZY! I DON'T HANDLE THE WHOLE "SILENT TREATMENT" THING VERY WELL! Calm down... deep breaths... Sorry. What's more worse than having your ear talked off? Definitely the silent treatment! }8[ At least Ferb talks more than some of you guys. If you don't want me to continue, just say so! Seriously. Anyone can leave a message. You don't need an account. I am dying up here. If someone won't leave a message or a comment, then I'm going to have to shut this story down. OR WORSE. Pull in Smiles as a co-host. SERIOUSLY. I'll do it.