Chapter 5

I told you didn't I! I got it up like I said. I hope you like it.

Deidara's POV

"Holy shit, un." I exclaim.

"Told you! Now do you fucking believe me?" Hidan said as he continued to choke the life out of Tobi.

"Hidan you were right, un."

"Hidan please let Tobi go." Itachi said as he rubbed the back of his neck. "I really don't want a dead cousin even though he is as annoying as hell."

"Why the hell should I?"

"Zetsu will get his revenge." Was all Itachi said and that was enough to make Hidan go even paler than normal. He immediately let Tobi go to get some much needed oxygen.

"Who is Zetsu, un?" I ask. I was trying to avoid looking at Gai Sensei for as long as possible.

"Zetsu is Tobi's older lover. He is a cannibal so that is why Hidan is freaked out by him." Itachi explains.

"It's just fucking wrong to eat other humans. Even if he is a plant!" Hidan says.

"Alright my youthful students! Line up! Sense today is a Free Day I am going to let you do whatever you want as long as you are exercising!" I didn't want to but I looked over at my new Gym teacher.

Gai Sensei was creepy to say the least. He had big bushy black eyebrows that just screamed 'freak'. He also had a bowl cut. His hair was the same color as his eyebrows but those features weren't the worst part. He wore a green...spandex suit. That was the creepiest part. Now I know why Hidan was making such a big deal about going to gym.

"Watch out for Lee." Itachi whispered to me as we got into a line so that Gai Sensei could take attendance.

"Who, un?" I ask but he didn't have to answer because I noticed a smaller kid, about our age, that looked exactly like Gai. Just great! He has a mini-me.

"Get to moving my youthful students!" Gai yelled with enthusiasm.

"I don't like him already, un." I mutter.

"Don't worry Senpai! Tobi will like Gai Sensei enough for the both of us!"

"Yuck!"

"Hidan don't be a meany pants!"

"Tobi stop being a fucking idiot!"

"Do we have to do something, un?"

"Unless you want to run all the time." Itachi comments.

"No I don't like running, un."

"Then you won't like Gym at all! Gai Sensei has us run almost every day unless Kakashi Sensei shows up!" Tobi sang.

"Wonderful, un."

"Come on, let's play some fucking Basketball." Hidan said and we went to get a ball.

"Joy, un." I muttered

"Come on Dei. It will be damn fun. Just make it through the day and then you get to meet the other members of the group." Hidan said.

"Dei, un?"

"Yep."

"..."

"What? It's fucking better than saying Deidara all the time because it is shorter and you said that you didn't want to be called blondie so you are going to deal with it dammit."

"Fine, un."

"Hidan shut up so we don't have to stand here any longer, un."

"What-"

"Both of you shut up." Itachi says.

"Deidara Iwa!" Gai calls. I raise my hand slowly.

"Good and welcome to the most youthful class ever!" He says and gives me a thumbs up then he moves on. "Now how about Dean Jones!"

"Here." I hear the same voice from earlier and I recognized Dean. He was right next to me. God the kid's quiet.

"Very good! How about Dylan and Daren Jones!" Then out of no where two kids jumped and tackled Dean from behind. They looked at Gai Sensei.

"Here!" They both said at once. I was confused they looked and sounded exactly alike! They both had a slight tan that was just barely lighter than Dean's own tan and they had dirty blonde hair, along with brown/amber eyes.

"Great to know you both are full of enthusiasm!" Gai gives them a nod of approval.

"Ya now that we know they are here and they are full of enthusiasm do you mind letting me up." Dean spoke up from where he was laying on his stomach with the two twins sitting on his back. His voice was calm and clear and his eyes alight with laughter.

"Sorry." The two boys said in unison again and climbed off their brother.

"It's okay." Dean said.

"I think that I am seeing double again, un." I whisper.

"No your not. Those two are Dean's little brothers. They are identical twins and total geniuses even though they act like total idiots." Itachi whispered back.

"Ya they skipped into our grade just because they are so fucking smart!" Hidan whispered.

"You know we can hear you." One of the twins said. He was wearing a necklace with a sharp stone in it.

"So? Anyhow which one of the bastards are you?"

"Hidan watch your language!" Gai said. "Everyone go to your activities and I will take attendance silently!"

"I am Daren and he is Dylan." Daren said and pointed at the other twin.

"Hey." Dylan said to me and then he looked at Hidan. "I know that we are just to close to recognize but you should be able to. Gai Sensei!" He yelled and ran over to Gai Sensei.

"How am I supposed to know god dammit?" Hidan asked Daren.

"We have been in your year sense Junior High." Daren reply's dryly.

"Thank's!" I hear and I know the others heard it too. So we turn our heads to the sound to see Dylan messing with the radio.

"Hey Itachi." I whisper to him, making sure the others couldn't hear it. "They don't seem like idiots to me, un, or crazy for that matter."

"You will see it soon enough." The Uchiha replies and then all of a sudden E.T by Katy Perry started playing.

"Awesome pick of station Dyl!" Daren yelled and ran towards his brother. They started to dance but then as Gai started to stop the music the twins shared a glance.

"What do you think that they are doing, un?" I ask as I watched them sneak after Gai.

"I have no fucking clue." Hidan shrugs.

"Maybe they are going to help Gai Sensei with something." Tobi suggests.

"Wrong." Dean spoke.

"Then what are they doing, un?" I ask him.

"If I know them well, and I do, they are planning to lock him in the closet." He shrugs. I was shocked. Why was he going to let his brothers do that.

"Shouldn't you stop them, un?" I ask.

"No. They might be my brothers but they can do things themselves and I have to leave actually."

"Why!" Tobi demanded. Dean raised and eyebrow at him.

"Why does it matter. I have work. Hey Sai get over here!" He raised his voice and called the pale teen over.

"Why do you want him over here!" Hidan said and I agreed with him.

"Ya why, un?" I asked as the song switched to On The Floor by Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull.

"Just because he is kinda freaky doesn't mean that you have to dislike him and anyways today we both work."

"You work with him, un?" I ask.

"Yes. We both work at Amazing Arts but we rarely have the same shifts but we do today because of our manager took the day off." He explained.

"Dean are we are walking again today?" Sai asks.

"Yes. I will meet you out there." The pale teen walked out of the room and just before Dean followed he looked at me with a threat held withing his gray eyes. Then the song changed yet again to Booty Call by Kesha.

"Look Deidara I have no problem with you. I have the problem with your uncle but I won't hate you for who your uncle is but I will have no problem kicking your ass if you so much as harm a hair on their heads." Dean said and looking to where his brothers were dancing to the songs. They had just returned from locking Gai in the broom closet.

"Why would I hurt them, un?" I ask. I also couldn't see how a kid like him could kick my ass, I mean I wasn't very muscular but Dean looked close to anorexic.

"I don't know but nobody dares to try it again. That counts for you too." Then he walked away after Sai. I could have sworn that he tensed a bit when he said Haki's name. I am sure of it. Looks like everyone dislikes my uncle, here anyways.

I turned to Itachi and Hidan as the song yet again changed. It was Blow by Kesha. God I am going to have Kesha songs stuck in my head all day! I turned my head to look at were the twins were dancing and getting loving glances from the girls in the room. I turned back to Hidan and Itachi. I am pretty sure that Tobi ran off somewhere. Good riddance! I have only been here 1 day and I already find him annoying.

"What was that about, un?" I ask them.

"Well you see," Itachi started. ", Dean treasures his brothers and they treasure him. There is a rumor going around that his mother was a whore and he never had a father. Before you say anything he knows Tae Kwon Do and Karate. He does both nd he is a black belt at both."

"The last time a guy tried to mess with him or his brothers he put the guy in the hospital for a good week." Hidan said. Then the music was turned off and then the intercom came on.

"Students please report to your 8th period class! I know that today was a little shorter than normal and I have had a request to watch a movie at the end of the day so I will pick something that I think you all might like. Have a nice day!"

"So on to Art then, un!" I say happily as we head down the hallway to the Art room.

"SO I take it that you like Art then?" Itachi says with a smirk.

"Of course, un! Who doesn't."

"Hidan."

"Well Hidan sucks."

"Hey I do not!" Hidan objects. That caused a small smile to form on Itachi's features.

"Oh really? Hidan we both know that's a lie because you suck Kakuzu's-" Before he could finish Hidan clamped a hand over his mouth with a blush covering his cheeks.

"Why you little weasel! At least I don't suck of a shark." The albino hissed and I laughed at how their expressions looked. Itachi was frowning and Hidan was blushing like mad.

"What?" They both asked.

"Your expressions, un." I laugh when all of a sudden I get bowled over by two kids. It was Dylan and Daren.

"Watch it you little bastards!" Hidan yelled after them.

"Watch your mouth Hidan!" Dylan yelled back.

"Ya watch it and you guys better hurry up or your going to be late for Art!" Daren yelled and they both raced into the room.

"Their right lets hurry, un." I gasped and started walking faster with Itachi and Hidan at my heels. When we got into the Art room I saw that almost all the tables were full except for the table that the twins were sitting at. It had six seats left open.

"Come on you idiots." Hidan said and started walking over to the table the twins were at.

"Hey guys!" They both said.

"Will you bastards stop doing that. It is creepy." Hidan said.

"Sorry." Daren said.

"It's a habit." Said Dylan.

"Class I hope you are all ready to begin." A voice said from the front of the room. I looked up and saw a man with brown spiky hair and brown eyes was standing in front of the class. "I know that you all know me but we have a new student today. My name is Kakuro Subaku. Deidara normally during class I let you do what you want to as long as it is something to do with Art. Every so often I will have projects for you to do but normally I won't. I will grade you on how well you work and how well you act in this room."

"O.k, un." I nod.

"Good now do whatever you want even if it's drawing." Kankuro said and he sat down at his desk. Everyone stood up to get their things while I made my way over to the clay and grabbed a pile and brought it over to my work area. Itachi was painting while Hidan was carving something in a chunk of wood. Both of the twins were drawing landscapes and great ones at that.

My stomach growled betraying my hunger. Hidan looked at me with amusement.

"Don't worry we will probably eat after this class." He said with a laugh and started to stab his carving.

I smiled. I have friends on my first day and barely any classes on my first day. I also get to make my art. This is going to be the best year ever.

I told you I would get it and I got it good. Thank you to all my readers and I already have plans for what will happen in the next few chapters. I luv my reviewers and supporters :D

I hope that you all liked this chapter and yes I know this chapter isn't as good as the other ones. Actually I never thought that this story would be this popular already! I thought it would be terrible and get like no reviews but hey you proved me wrong.

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