Last one folks…see u manana!
Chapter 31
Bella's POV
Dear God...why?
Am I not a good Christian?
Do I not help save those animals on TV?
You know...the ones with the really sad commercials. The music, along with their sad faces, makes my bank account cry right along with them.
I know it does the same to you, but I'm the one whining as the man in the tight Speedo power walks my way.
And...is that...oh hell no, he's playing that annoying song as he sashays my way!
Please don't wiggle.
Pleaaaaaase...don't wiggle.
And he's wiggling to his hearts content!
He does look happy though...I shouldn't tell him that it makes him look like a douche.
I guess if I can't beat him...join em'
I'll be the best damn wiggler on this marina