Chapter 6
I know it took me a while to update XD Sorry about that face too. I almost spelled update wrong. I know your probably wondering how you can spell update wrong. Put and 'a' instead of a 'u' that's how.
Anyways I will explain my reasoning for not updating this sooner in the authors note at the bottom of the page.
That time I spelled update right.
I need to shut up now...
Anyways read it and like it!
Also things in bold is Zetsu's black side talking.
Yet again I just need to shut up...
Deidara's POV
"Are you guys sure about this, un?" I ask as we sat underneath a tree, waiting for Tobi.
"Of course we fucking are." Hidan said.
"Hm." Itachi nodded,
"What is with you, un? You were all talkative today and now you are all quiet."
"I know why he is like that." Hidan said and Itachi gave him a look that said 'No you don't.'
"Look Itachi, I have know you for a fucking long time and you might think I am stupid but I am smarter than you think I am."
"Hm?"
"Yes I fucking am!" Then to me Hidan added. "He is just worried because Kisame, his boyfriend, has been at college and this is the first time that they have actually seen each other in a year and a half. He is just afraid that Kisame found someone better than him." Itachi looked shocked. Hidan laughed at him. "Haha I made the fucking Uchiha speechless."
"I am almost always speechless you idiot and I am surprised that you know that." Itachi says with a frown.
"I told you I am smarter than you think I am." Hidan said with a smile. "Now go fucking get him and we will see you at Sasori's."
"Ya see you there and do not kill Tobi." Itachi said as he stands up.
"But why!" Hidan whines. "It's not like you fucking like him anyways!"
"So? He is still my cousin and family is family." Itachi states and just at that moment Tobi came running up.
"Where the hell is Madara? I thought that the bastard was going to be with you?" Hidan said with a frown.
"He was supposed to be with Tobi, or at least Tobi thought so." Tobi said quietly. He seemed somewhat...sad.
"Where is he then?" Itachi asked. I was surprised that he was still here. I thought he would have gone to meet up with his boyfriend already.
"He went to the airport." Tobi answered. "He is going to Japan. Apparently he has some job to do and Tobi isn't aloud to come."
"Tobi you wouldn't want to go back to Japan." Itachi said then he added to me. "On the way to Akasuna's make sure that Hidan doesn't kill Tobi."
"Okay, un." I nod.
"Good now I will meet up with you later." With that he left, heading down the sidewalk.
"Well then you fuckers let's get going." Hidan said.
"Okay." Tobi said, still sounding sad. Hidan rolled his eyes.
"Tobi, you get to see Zetsu when we get to Sasori's." He said. Tobi perked up at that.
"Yay! Tobi gets to see Zetsu!" Then we started to head down the opposite direction that Itachi went.
"So why are we going to Sasori's, un?"
"Well normally on Monday's and Friday's the whole Akatsuki gang head to Sasori's to just hang out. Mostly because it's the god damned closest to the school and Kakuzu won't let them come over because apparently it costs too fucking much." Hidan says.
"That and Sasori has the biggest house apart from Pein and Konan but they live too far away for us to walk there!" Tobi sang. "Also Sasori lets Tobi play with his dolls."
"Tobi."
"Yes Hidan!"
"You know that they aren't fucking dolls right?"
"They aren't?" Tobi looked confused. "Then what are they?"
"They are his god damned puppets."
"Oh." Tobi said. "Well Sasori lets me play with them anyways!"
"You play with dolls, un." I know that I didn't think much of Tobi in the first place but this just made me think even lower of him.
"Yes." Hidan sighs. "Tobi is just like a fucking child."
"Tobi is a good boy!"
"Yes Tobi, we know, un." The masked teen had been saying how much of a good boy he was all day long. I turned my attention to Hidan.
"How long til we get to Sasori's, un?" I ask.
"Not that fucking long." Hidan answered. "It's only a couple of blocks away from the hell hole we just came from."
"All right, un." I then fall into a silence and listened as Tobi and I listened to Hidan go on and on about how many of the kids that went to their school were heathens and what not.
"Hey blondie snap the hell out of it." The next thing I know Hidan was snapping his fingers in front of my face. I shake my head and looked at him.
"What, un?" I ask while he sighs and shakes his head.
"I said that we were fucking here but you were spacing the hell out." He said as Tobi started running towards the door.
Just as he was about to knock a man wearing a mask opened the door. I instantly recognized him as the man that I saw Sasori leave with the other day. I remember Hidan saying that his name was Kakuzu and that he was dating him. I had to admit, they seemed like a rather unlikely couple in my book.
"Hello Hidan, Tobi, Deidara." Kakuzu said in a monotone voice. So it isn't just Itachi who speaks like that. Tobi ran right past Kakuzu shouting.
"Hello Kakuzu!" Kakuzu seemed irritated by the loud noise that was coming from the teen. Hidan, if possible, looked happier than Tobi did as he saw the masked man but he did have a hint of irritation in his magenta colored eyes.
"Hi, un." I greeted and smiled nervously.
"Hey Kazu! How the hell did you know it was us and why the hell are you wearing that mask again?"
"Because Hidan even when your trying to be quiet it is easy to hear you, especially when you are right outside the door." Kakuzu replied and let Hidan and myself into the house while adding. "And I wasn't going to open the door without wearing my mask. Someone would have saw."
"Dammit Kakuzu! You know that I hate it when you fucking wear it." So that was why Hidan looked irritated with him but even so what do I do? I wasn't sure about that answer. It seemed that the two men in front of him were having a couples argument and I didn't want to get involved but I was sort of reluctant to leave Hidan when I didn't know anyone else.
"Hidan. You know I don't go out without wearing my mask." Kakuzu said.
"So?" Hidan said and as soon as Kakuzu took his mask off Hidan launched himself at him and forced his lips onto the older mans'. I was both shocked and disgusted. I mean I didn't have anything against public affection but I just didn't think that Hidan would act like that. Today made me realize that he was blunt but I didn't think he was this blunt.
"Don't be bothered by Hidan and Kakuzu, they always do this." A voice said from behind me. I knew it was Sasori. I only met him once but for some reason I felt like I knew his voice by heart. I turned and looked at him. He jerked his head to the room and added. "Come on unless you want to watch them." He headed into the room and I followed close behind. I was glad to at least see someone that I knew, even if I didn't know him that well.
I followed him into a room that I assumed was the living room. In it held a flat screen 60 inch HD T.V and there was 2 couches and 2 chairs. It was a large room, it had to be to hold that much stuff. The wallpaper was red with brown scorpions on it and it was very beautiful in my opinion.
Sitting in the room were several people. Tobi was already in there next to a guy that looked like a...plant. Half his body was black and the other half was white. He had bright yellow eyes and green hair. Green! Who has green hair. Though he did look creepy, well half of him looked nice but the other side didn't.
Apart from the idiot and the plant looking guy there was a woman with short blue hair, amber eyes and a piercing under her lower lip. She sat next to a man with ginger colored hair with multiple piercings and the weirdest eyes that I have ever seen. They were a light purple with multiple rings in them. They both looked at me as Sasori led me into the room.
"This is Pein and Konan." Sasori said, his voice spoke in a low monotone. Doesn't anybody speak normally anymore! First Itachi was speaking in monotone, then Kakuzu, and now Sasori. "Konan, Pein this is Deidara."
"Hello." Pein said, emotionless. That proved my thought nobody spoke with emotion anymore.
"Hello." The woman, Konan, said kindly. "It is nice to meet you."
"Thanks, un." I smiled.
"So Sasori where is Kisame and Itachi? Doesn't Itachi walk home with Hidan and Tobi and I thought Kisame was supposed to be here by now." Pein said. Sasori didn't answer him right away but turned to me.
"You have already met Hidan and Tobi and Itachi. The guy over there that looks like a plant is Zetsu. Don't get him angry. You have also already met Kakuzu. You saw him on Saturday and he was the one who was jumped by Hidan just now."
"Okay, un." I nod. Sasori then turns to Pein.
"Also Kisame said that he didn't know when he was coming but I am also irritated with him for keeping us waiting and Itachi-" He was interrupted as Hidan jumped into the room with Kakuzu walking after him.
"Itachi said that he was going to walk to the airport to meet Kisame. So I can bet that they are going to fuck like rabbits before they get here!" The albino said and I could see almost everyone in the room roll their eyes.
"I wouldn't count on that Hidan." A bellowing voice said from behind him. I looked past Hidan to see a guy that was about an inch or two taller that Kakuzu and had blue skin and hair. Is anybody here normal? I screamed inside my head. I guess I couldn't say anything because I am not normal. He looked like a shark, complete with gills and the whole shabang!
Beside the blue man, that looked unrealistically like a shark, was Itachi. The weasel had a smile on his face. Not a fake smile, like Sai wore, not a small smirk like the ones I saw him wear earlier in the day, a real smile. I had to admit he seemed really happy.
"Hey Itachi, un." I say when I see him. He nods at me in greeting.
"Hey Kisame." Kakuzu greeted and hit the blue man on the back. "It's good to see you again."
"Great to be back!" The shark man, Kisame, said with a shark like grin, not trying to be funny it really looked like a grin a shark would give off.
"So your saying that you two didn't fuck?" Hidan questioned.
"No we didn't." Itachi told him.
"But you guys having't seen each other in like fucking ever."
"Not everything is about sex Hidan." Sasori said.
"Says you! Your the one in this house who needs to get laid." That made Sasori's impassive look turn into a deadly glare.
"Kakuzu are you sure that I can't kill him?"
"No you don't Sasori." The stitched man said. Now I understood why Hidan liked Kakuzu, I mean their personalities are nothing alike! But I mean that Kakuzu was attractive in his own way.
"No he doesn't Hidan." Konan said. "He needs to be in a relationship." Hidan looked at her strangely.
"Konan we are guys! We don't do relationships we go out with people to get laid."
"Really now? What about Kakuzu?" That made Hidan blush a little. Okay more like a lot sense he had really pale skin the blush stood out more on him.
"Well that's fucking different." He muttered. Kisame had finally gotten a look at me and was about to say something when Konan broke in.
"So Deidara which way do you swing?" She asked innocently. All the guys, even Pein, flinched slightly. I was taken aback.
"I don't think that's any of your business, un."
"Konan the boy is right, that is none of your business." Pein chided.
"But Pein!"
"No buts."
"I have an idea." Sasori said. "How about we get off the subject of sexuality and move onto something else."
"What? You afraid that your sexuality will get brought into this debate?" Konan said teasingly.
"With you asking the questions I have no doubt that it will be brought into this conversation." Sasori said.
"I agree with Sasori and will somebody tell me who this kid is?" The fish...I mean Kisame said.
"Kisame this is Deidara. He will be Sasori's student." Pein said.
"Student? Also are you sure that Zetsu won't eat him?" Kisame asked.
"Yes-" Sasori started but was interrupted for the second time that day.
"Eat him? Why on earth would I eat him? He is too skinny for our taste." "Now look how rude you are! You just interrupted Sasori when he was talking." "Like I care." "You do because he is our friend." I was really confused now because there were two voices talking from out of that Zetsu person...plant...thing.
"Are you both done?" Pein asked as the plant...man thing continued to argue with itself. Zetsu looked up and said.
"Sorry Sasori."
"Well Kisame that tells you the answer about Zetsu eating him and yes he is my student now. Now can we drop the subject?"
"No." Almost everyone in the room said. Itachi, Pein, and Kakuzu stayed silent.
"Having a student isn't like you Sasori. You normally don't tolerate them well so you have never even tried and not to mention you think that kids are annoying." Kisame said with a smirk.
"Shut your mouth, Jaws." Sasori flashed at him.
"Hey! I am not Jaws, Pinocchio."
" Enough!" Pein said, stopping the small word fight between Kisame and Sasori could go any farther. I didn't really want to talk that much, I was feeling uncomfortable.
"Fine." Both the older males said but continued to glare at each other.
"So Sasori do you mind telling us why you decided to take a student, and one that looks like a girl no less." Konan asked, acting innocent.
"I don't look like a girl, un." I said. Why did everyone have to say that I look like one? I guess I did. If possible Sasori looked even more irritated than I felt. I wonder why. His gender wasn't confused by a lot of people.
"It's not to fuck him if that's what you mean." He told her. I froze as she chuckled nervously.
"I have no clue what your talking about Sasori."
"Yes you do Konan. I know you too well."
"That may be but you also read people like you read books."
"It's good that I read a lot of books then, huh?" I heard Konan mumble something.
"So why did you choose to take a student? You don't have to." Kisame asked while Hidan and Itachi sat on one of the couches and I went to go sit by them but we could still here the whole conversation that the older guys, plus Konan, were having. That's when I realized that that's what they were doing, they were listening to the conversation.
"I can only assume that if I don't tell you all of you are going to continuously ask me about it." Sasori sighed.
"You guessed it." Kakuzu said.
"Well when I was talking to him I could see it when we were talking about art. He loves it. I was surprised by that because most of the kids now don't care about it. He truly loves it and also I feel a little bad for him."
"Why do you feel bad for him? You don't need to." Zetsu spoke up. Sasori sighed again.
"I know that I don't need to but I feel bad for him because Haki is his uncle and that is just not a good thing." I tensed a little when I heard that. He pity's me. I thought. "He asked me to teach him because he wants to learn other forms of art, forms of art that Haki doesn't believe in and won't teach, stuff that he doesn't teach to Dean. Also his views on art are messed up and need to be fixed."
I shared a glance with Itachi and Hidan when they mentioned Dean's name. How would they know him? I completely forgot about that fact when I heard him say that my views on art were messed up. I glared at him.
"My views aren't messed up, un. Yours are."
"That kid has some guts." I heard Kisame whisper. Sasori smirked.
"It's not polite to listen in on conversations and yours are messed up because even idiots know that true art is eternal."
"It's fleeting, un."
"Eternal."
"Fleeting, un."
"Eternal."
"Fleeting, un!"
"Eternal."
"This is going to take forever. I agree."
"I agree with Zetsu maybe we should stop them." Konan said . I heard her and I was sure that Sasori did as well but we didn't pay her any mind.
"Both of you that's enough." Pein said and Sasori turned to him and gave him a short nod but muttered just loud enough for me to hear.
"Stupid brat. Art is eternal."
"Danna your the stupid one, un."
"Danna?" Kakuzu asks while Kisame tried to hide his smirk, it didn't work to well.
"Yes danna, un. It means master in Japanese."
"But it also means 'Husband' as well." Itachi said with a smirk.
"Shut up." Sasori said.
"Awww that's so cute!" Konan said, ignoring the growl of 'Don't you start' from Sasori.
"I don't like it, brat." Sasori states, looking in my direction.
"But it fits you Sasori-Danna and also as long as you call me brat, I call you Danna, un." I reply.
"Haha he fucking told you puppet boy!" Hidan laughed.
"Hidan?"
"Yes?"
"Do you want me to sacrifice you to your own god?"
"Not really."
"Then shut up."
"Hey!"
"What is it now Hidan." Kakuzu said.
"What did you guys fucking mean by that bastard Haki teaching Dean?"
"Great going Sori!" Kisame hissed.
"Don't call me that Kisa." Sasori said.
"Nothing important and nothing that concerns anybody." Pein stated. "By the way, Konan and I have some news." He added trying to get away from the conversation about Dean and Haki and their relationship. It worked because everyone turned their attention to the married couple.
"What is it?" Itachi asks.
"Tell us." Zetsu said.
"Tobi wants to know!" Tobi said happily.
"Quiet and let them speak." Sasori said in a light voice. He seemed almost happy, his voice and eyes said that they were. I saw Kakuzu grin as well.
"Well Konan and I are having a child." Pein said with a smile fitted on his facial features.
"Really! That's wonderful!" Kisame said and everyone was congratulating them except Sasori and Kakuzu. I looked at them.
"Why aren't you guys congratulating them, un?" I asked and the others looked at the two stoic men.
"We already did." Kakuzu said.
"Really? When?" Zetsu asked.
"On Saturday we invited Sasori and Kakuzu to come over to or house. Yes we treasure all of your friendships but we have known Sasori and Kakuzu the longest and there for they are the closest to us." Pein explained. "We told them about the baby then. We also have a godfather picked out too."
"Who is the lucky bastard then?" Hidan asked.
"Well we decided upon either Sasori or Kakuzu and we chose Sasori as our kids' godfather."
"Congrats Sori! Your the fucking lucky guy!" Hidan said as he hit Sasori on the back. Sasori, in turn, was not expecting it so he was toppled onto the floor and he sat up rubbing his head as everyone in the room laughed at him. I joined in as well.
"Ya ya laugh it up and thanks I guess." Sasori said as he stood up again. We all started socializing again and getting to know each other. I learned that this group called themselves Akatsuki, meaning Dawn.
I think that I am going to learn to love these guys. I thought. I smiled as I realized I had only spent one day with these people, they were practically strangers, and yet, I felt safe with them. I felt like I was home.
I continued smiling until Hidan asked me if I glued my face like that.
Okay, now I will explain why I haven't updated in a while. There are 2 reasons for this. I will admit that reason 1 is a lot longer and better than reason 2.
Reason 1)
You see the laptop that I am using to type my stories is not actually mine. It belongs to the school. The school just got a grant from Apple so that we could all get Mac books and so here I am with an Apple laptop. They also have a D and F's list. That means that if you have a D or an F you get your internet taken off your computer and your Photo Booth and Itunes taken off.
I think that's completely stupid sense Photo Booth has nothing to do with the internet and neither does Itunes. I mean come on! I have to have my music here! Oh sorry I kinda got off track...
So anyway it's better than what it was. It used to be that if you had a D or an F you got your computer taken away but it still had everything on it. Now if you have a D or an F you get to keep your computer but you get your internet, photo booth, and itunes disconnected.
I mean I really don't care about the no photo booth thing and it sucks about not being able to have internet but no music! That's just insane! I. Need. My. Music! Sorry...I got off topic again. -_-'
It is easier for me to write my stories on my laptop so it's good that I get to keep it so I can write my stories on here. The bad thing is, it takes me a lot more work to upload it onto FF.
I have to take my flash drive and upload my stories from my laptop onto that and then upload the stuff off my flash drive onto my home computer.
For some reason the school told us to buy flash drives because we were going to use them...we never used them. Well now it will be put to good use!
So sorry that I kept getting off track in the first reasons' explanation but the next reason will have a very simple and short explanation.
Also before you ask I am normally an average student with C's and B's and possibly some A's, but everyone has an enemy. I just met mine sooner than later. This enemy hates me so much it gave me a damn D.
That enemy's name is...
Math.
It fucking blows.
Reason 2)
I'm lazy.
See I told you that it was a much simpler explanation than the 1st reason. I will leave now because this authors note has already taken up a full page on OpenOffice.