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Dear Iggy,

Hey! I haven't seen you in a while~! Wait... Do you remember me? I'M NEW
JERSEY, REMEMBER? Ya know, sweet Kate who always got you tomatos? No? *pouts*
You really need to get out more, Iggy.

You know, you should tell America to read me bedtime stories more often. . .
All these new, big states are sort of scaring me, and now I'm afraid America
will forget about me, me being the 5th smallest state and all. . .

Anyway, I just wanted to know how you're doing, really. Do you need more
tomatos? What about corn?

Well, I guess that's it, buddy! I hope this jogs your memory of me! Ya know, I
was one of the 13 original colonies... No? *sigh*

Your American buddy,

The Mini-Superhero New Jersey (AKA the small sidekick of America Kate)

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Dear New Jersey,

I would first like to ask that you refrain from addressing me as 'Iggy'

England or Britian will suffice. And yes, I do recall you vaguely from America's last Birthday party.

Your the one who set France on fire, right? Or was New Hamshire?

America has to many children.

And America's parenting skills are none of my buissness. No matter how much he seems to be lacking

in them.

Actually I am doing quite fine, thank you. But no, I do not need and commondations as of right now.

-England

P.S. don't call me buddy

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